Naruto: Guanyin - The Passionate Soul of Konoha

"You two are fucking me?"

Guanyin was originally full of joy and was ready to welcome the large number of customers who were about to arrive. Then she opened the door and saw no one...

Guanyin looked at the plates of Danzo and Hiruzen with great annoyance. Is this what you mean by finished?

"...Ahem...Maybe the villagers are not interested in mobile phones." Danzo coughed awkwardly twice and said lightly

"Yes, yes, yes!" Hiruzen nodded quickly.

"Bullshit, I knew I couldn't count on you two! Come on! Sisters!" Guanyin kicked one of them, then clapped her hands.

Ten Uchiha girls were seen behind the door, wearing sexy bunny costumes and bunny ears. They walked out of the house in a hurry, holding a pile of flyers in one hand and a mobile phone in the other.

"This!!! This!!! This!!! This is!! "Hiruzen looked at the white thighs in front of him, and his legs couldn't help but tremble...

"I! I! I am ashamed to be associated with you!" Danzo, the cold-faced man, also blushed at this moment, and quickly turned his head and shouted in a low voice.

"Just as I said! Ten people, two people in each group! Go to the five directions of the east, south, west, north and center of Konoha Village to spread the word!" Guanyin clapped her hands and shouted.

"yes!"

Ten bunny girls rushed into Konoha Village...

I don't know what happened in Konoha Village today. Countless men in Konoha Hospital showed symptoms of anemia, ranging from a 70-year-old man to a 6-year-old Hiruzen. Today, Konoha Hospital's daily income and expenditure almost equaled half a year's... The hospital's department director and all the doctors and nurses were scared.

"Dan!! Danzo!! Let!! Let me down!! I!! I can still hold on!! I can still watch!!!"

"....."

"I'm fine! Let me be discharged from the hospital! Today is the only day!"

"Father??? Why are you here???"

"Shit, Hiruzen, why are you here too???"

The two looked at each other in silence...

Danzo and Hiruzen's mother thought of a saying in their hearts.. It is true that like father, like son... Then, it was Hiruzen's mother who unilaterally beat up Hiruzen's father Sarutobi Sasuke... Hiruzen and Danzo watched the cruel beating from the sidelines.. It really gave them a chill...

In the Hokage's office...

Hashirama had a headache looking at the emergency aid report sent by Konoha Medical Department... It said that Konoha Hospital was now crowded from the main entrance to the rooftop, and all of these people were pale, with blood flowing from their noses like a river...

Hashirama also knew what happened today. He even secretly looked downstairs from the Hokage's office. Really, he only looked for a few billion seconds. Just a few billion seconds.

In other words, his physique is that of an immortal, and when blood flows from above, it is replenished from below...

"Hey, Mada, what should we do about what happened to Guanyin today..." Hashirama rubbed his waist, only to feel that his waist was extremely sore today.

"...As long as no one is killed, it's fine. Besides, it's not Guanyin 's fault. He just wanted to promote his small shop..." Madara replied on the other end of the phone.

"...I won't blame him...he's a child...but...how did this child...come up with this method...Now Tobirama is looking for you in the village like crazy, shouting that it was you who led Guanyin astray ..." Hashirama was also speechless...Today's incident was not a big deal, but it was not a small deal either.

To put it in a big way, it affected the normal operation of Konoha Medical Department. To put it in a small way, Guanyin just wanted to promote his own shop...

"Hehe, is Konoha's medical department short of people? Do you need some support from my Uchiha clan?" Madara sneered. If the white-haired guy really dared to come, he would really beat him up until he couldn't take care of himself.

"Okay, but it has to be a male member of the clan... Now the stories about the women of your Uchiha clan are spreading everywhere in the village..." Hashirama replied.

After a day of development, the women of the Uchiha clan were labeled as promiscuous and other bad words in the village. Now Uchiha Madara is also very troubled, and he is also dealing with the affairs of the Uchiha clan.

"Yes, I understand. I will ask Guanyin later. Since he did it, he must have a way to deal with it," Madara replied.

"Well, just ask that kid," Hashirama replied and hung up the phone.

Since Guanyin dares to do this in the village, he must have a certain solution.

In the Senju base, Guanyin was bored and playing with the Pea Shooter on the ground. He was grounded by his old father because of the trouble he caused in Konoha today. If it weren't for the joint efforts of Hashirama, Madara and Tobirama to suppress it, Guanyin would probably have been sent to jail for this incident today.

At this time, the phone in Guanyin's bag vibrated. Guanyin took it out and it was Uncle Ban calling.

"Hey, Uncle Madara," Guanyin greeted first. He also wanted to test whether Uncle Madara was criticizing him or protecting him. After all, it was their Uchiha clan that was in trouble today..the ten bunny girls are still in the base and dare not come out...

"Well, kid, do you have any solution to the Uchiha clan's problem?" Uchiha Madara asked on the other end of the phone.

"Of course! Hahahaha! Uncle Madara! Do you know what the Uchiha Girls Group is?"

"????"

.....

The next day, in the Uchiha clan's territory, Guanyin was also released on bail from the Senju base. He found Uncle Madara and explained the matter in detail.

"Uncle Madara, once the girl group thing is done, regardless of whether it makes money or not, the reputation of the Uchiha clan in the village will definitely change!" Guanyin explained in detail how these things work... Madara's eyes became brighter and brighter as he listened, as if he was very interested...

"Well, we can try this. Now there are two problems. The first problem is, if we use mobile phones to expose their popularity as you said, not everyone in the village has a mobile phone now." After listening to Guanyin's long chat , some professional terms have been used very well.

"That's not a problem. Brother Lu has already developed something new. Even if no one has a mobile phone, they can still become popular in Konoha Village." Guanyin smiled and said, Brother Lu is really a genius! Originally, he was still thinking about how to solve this problem yesterday. In the early morning of yesterday, Orochi Lu called and said that the simple new thing had been developed.

Then things will be much easier afterwards, just watch how he operates!

"Well, the second question. Now that we have the Uchiha girl group, can we create an Uchiha boy group, and I will be the center! The village has been established, and Hashirama has become the Hokage, and I have nothing to do now." Madara nodded and expressed his thoughts.

"??? Uncle Ban?? Do you want to dance too???"