Chapter 13: Chapter 13 Love Kidney Mobile Store
" Guanyin , uncle also has a gift for you." Hashirama looked at the lump in his hand and was very surprised.
You don't have to go look for him specifically when you want to play with Ban in the future!
Then Hashirama took out a huge scroll, which contained his insights into Wood Release and some simple to somewhat difficult ninjutsu.
"Hehe, thank you Uncle Hashirama." Guanyin smiled like a 1.2-meter-tall child.
He actually also wanted to know whether he could only grow plants or could also use some Wood Release Ninjutsu like Hashirama.
However, in the past few months, as the village's Hokage, Hashirama had a lot of things to deal with every day, and Guanyin was also developing these things with Orochi, so he never found a chance to ask him.
" Mr. Guanyin , happy birthday to you." The little girl Yuemei blushed and took out a scarf she had sewn by herself and handed it to Guanyin .
Guanyin smiled, took it and brought it up. No wonder Yuemei always sewed something with needle and thread in her hand during class these days.
Yue Mei was very happy to see that Guanyin liked her gift very much. As the eldest daughter of the second elder of the Uchiha clan, the second elder usually let her do whatever she wanted. But since she got engaged to Guanyin , the second elder's wife often taught Yue Mei some skills such as cooking, washing clothes, sewing, etc.
Even the cultivation was put aside. She was engaged to Guanyin anyway, so why should she cultivate? Not only did she have the Uchiha clan behind her, but she also had the Senju clan with her. Who in Konoha dared to bully her? Well, so the second elder turned his attention to his genius youngest son Jing, making Jing miserable every day. He came to Guanyin , his brother-in-law, to cry about his father's evil deeds every day.
Hiruzen's gift was very plain and simple. The gift he gave to Guanyin was wrapped in a box. Well, you are thoughtful, young man. Guanyin also took a sneak peek and found a photo album of Miss Yui from Yunokuni. Guanyin almost shouted, "Hruzen, you understand me."
What can we say about Danzo... Should we say he has a high IQ or a low EQ? He actually gave Guanyin a gold-plated hoe? Yes, a gold-plated hoe. A bunch of people looked at Danzo in confusion. Is there any explanation for this hoe? ?
"Ahem, Guanyin, didn't you say on the day you came to school that your dream was to have a piece of land for you to grow plants in the future? I thought you liked growing plants, so... so..." Danzo's face turned a little red when he was stared at by everyone
He realized now that he had been fooled by Hiruzen. If that guy had a brain, he wouldn't give him a hoe as a birthday gift.
"Hehe, Danzo, you've put in a lot of effort. Come on, let's eat first!" Guanyin was also a little embarrassed. Could this guy have such a good memory?
There was nothing much to say during the meal, except that Hashirama got drunk and kept talking about Madara's childhood scandal, which made everyone at the table blush. Madara was so angry that he almost killed the ugly man on the spot.
the next day
Guan Yin sat behind the counter in the newly opened mobile phone store and said:
"...I don't know...I actually really want to know why you call this phone Love Kidney?" Da Shelu shook his head and then asked with some doubt.
"Of course, the people should cherish their kidneys! What if the price of our mobile phones skyrocketed one day, and some extreme supporters sold their kidneys to buy a mobile phone?" Guanyin shuddered and said. It seemed that she thought of many bad things in her mind...
"By the way, Brother Lu, have you ever thought of becoming a ninja?" Guanyin came back to her senses and thought of one thing. In the original book, Orochimaru's parents seemed to have died in the First Ninja War? But Brother Lu is not even a ninja now, how could he die? How could he participate in the battlefield?
"...To be honest...there is indeed...The village has just been established, and the price of the grain we grow is volatile. Last year, the grain was only sold for 30,000 silver taels. I originally thought that after the harvest of this year's grain, Yu and I would sell the land and try to become ninjas. After all, a ninja's simple mission is only a few thousand taels, but now it seems that it is no longer necessary." Orochi Lu was stunned for a moment and said in a deep voice...
"...Well, it still depends on me to lead the people of Konoha to a well-off life. Brother Lu, when your son is born, he must thank me for not letting his parents die early!" So that's how it is. It seems that everything makes sense. Guanyin thought about it and then said happily.
Haha, Orochimaru! Your parents don't have to die young! You must thank your uncle in the future!
"...Okay, I'm just here to take a look today, and I'll go back to do my research. You're really polite. I'll go back and study those LAN, WiFi, computers and so on that you mentioned. I really don't know how you could come up with those things?" Da Shelu rolled his eyes at Guanyin , stood up and yawned, looked at Guanyin with resentment and left.
Those things are now all done by Dashelu alone. Guanyin feels sorry for him. Sister Yu found him two days ago and said that Dashelu hasn't been home for a month. His expression was like that of a woman in the boudoir, which made Guanyin panic. She quickly took Dashelu out of the laboratory and sent him home to rest.
"Hey, Brother Lu, come on... Before your son is born, you have to do these things by yourself! Go back and take good care of yourself, and give birth to Aunt Snake as soon as possible. Won't things be much easier for you then?" Guanyin murmured to herself, looking at the back of the big snake Lu.
"Hey! Young and passionate boss! What's going on here?" At this time, a passionate voice came from the door of the store, pulling back Guanyin 's thoughts of making the people of Konoha work 996 in the future.
Guanyin was stunned for a moment. This... this voice was full of passion and youth... As expected, Guanyin looked towards the door and saw a man wearing a green tights, with a melon-shaped head and a beard on his resolute face. The dazzling brilliance of his teeth almost blinded Guanyin !
! This! This Kappa monster! Although not as familiar as the two people in the original book, it is also very similar.
"Um, hello uncle, this is Ai Shen Mobile Store" Guanyin was stunned for a moment, then said enthusiastically
"Well... well... I don't want to buy anything, I just saw the recruitment notice posted at the door of the store. Do you think I can do it?" The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, then said awkwardly
"Okay, okay, of course! Just watch and see!" Guanyin almost died of excitement .
"Then... is the 12,000 yuan per month mentioned in the job advertisement true?" the middle-aged man asked after a moment of hesitation.
"Of course it's true, but I see you and I are destined to be together! 15,000 silver taels a month! What's your name?"
"Metway"