Naruto: Fucking Hyuga

Hey! Luo Yi, where are you going?"

"Excuse me, Mr. Luo Yi, but Lord Rizu asked us to keep an eye on you."

"I'm going to eat some melons and witness this once-in-a-lifetime wonder with my own eyes! And don't worry, the Third Hokage's Anbu are always watching me!"

The two pairs of eyes in Wenquan stared at each other.

"What does "吃瓜" mean?"

"How much does this boy know... should he report it?"

...

"Hahahahahaha!"

Should we say that he is worthy of being the protagonist? Even his laughter is particularly heroic. Before you even reach the bottom of the Hokage Rock, you can hear Naruto's sharp explosion that breaks through the sky.

Luo Yi dodged a drop of paint by turning sideways, then looked up.

Well... the fourth generation has two fish-shaped marks drawn on his face; the third generation's eyes and nostrils seem to be bleeding, which is hinting at the plot of being killed by seduction in the near future; the second generation is more miserable, with blood on his face; now it is the turn of the first generation.

"It's true that compared to comics and animations, seeing it with your own eyes is more visually impactful." Luo Yi grinned.

He didn't even know what he was laughing at, his eyes were fixed on the man holding a paint bucket and a brush, painting the faces of successive Hokage with great force. It was so touching and soul-stirring.

What is Prank Professional?

This is called professional prank!

There was a commotion on the top floor of the Hokage's office. It seemed that the ninjas had finally discovered what Naruto had done and reported it to the Third Hokage.

"Asshole! Always playing pranks!"

"Don't go too far, do this every day!"

Tiantian? Where is Tiantian? Luo Yi looked around, but he didn't find the Chinese style girl who impressed him so much.

Well, actually he understood.

"Idiots! Stop talking nonsense! You guys can't do such a thing, right? I can! That's why I'm still the best!" Naruto turned around, with a sunny smile on his face, as if he was eager to create chaos in the world.

I have to say that the protagonist's smile is really contagious. Luo Yi can laugh out loud just by looking at Naruto's face.

I just happened to learn how to walk on walls, so I might as well walk up and say hello.

"I'm so sorry, Third Generation."

"Oh? It's Iruka..."

Is Iruka-sensei here too? Looks like we need to walk faster.

Rock climbing with just your feet is quite fun, and it consumes almost no chakra. Luo Yi feels like he can do it all day long.

I have walked right below Naruto, about thirty meters away. It's a miracle these ninjas haven't noticed me yet. Are their attention attracted by Naruto?

"What are you doing! The class isn't over yet! Get down here right now! You idiot!!" Unexpectedly, Iruka's voice would surpass that of the protagonist.

"Oh no! It's Teacher Iruka!" Naruto was in a panic and the ropes on his body suddenly loosened.

Students are like this. They may not be afraid of the village chief, but they cannot not be afraid of the teacher.

Even if the village chief is the teacher's immediate superior.

The next thing is that he was tied up and taken back to school. It seems that he didn't have time to say hello to the protagonist. Luo Yi looked at Naruto not far away with a little regret, getting closer and closer...

Getting closer?!

He, he fell down!!

"Waah wah wah wah——" the protagonist's screams came from far away.

"No way? Naruto!" Iruka was also panicked.

what?

Without thinking too much, Luo Yi, who was standing on the rock wall, raised his hands, grabbed Naruto's short-sleeved shirt, and caught him from mid-air.

The pulling force was smaller than expected, and the two of them did not fall down together as they had feared.

"Ah? Thank you! You are..." Naruto turned around and thanked him.

"呲-"

The short-sleeved shirt let out a cry of grief as if it was overwhelmed.

"Huh?" Luo Yi was about to warn him, but ended up with only a piece of cloth left in his hand.

"Wow wow wow wow——" The protagonist continued to fall, and Yuyin relaxed again.

Fortunately, Luo Yi's attack was delayed for one second, so Iruka caught up and caught Naruto who fell.

Naruto with his clothes torn off.

Luo Yi: "…"

Does any character I have a slight contact with have to expose his breasts and back in front of me?

Fortunately, I didn't interact with Hinata. If I wasn't careful, I might have been marked as a key target by the Bull Hunter.

...

After accepting thanks from Iruka and others, Naruto changed his clothes and was tied back to the Ninja School, while Luo Yi was invited to the Hokage's office.

There was no way, half of the village knew that the troublemaker Naruto fell from the Hokage Rock and was saved by a little boy who came out of nowhere.

A few people claimed to have seen this young man walking with Hyuga Hiashi, the head of the Hyuga clan.

There were rumors that he was Hiashi's illegitimate son who did not inherit the Byakugan.

There are also rumors that he is the future son-in-law favored by Japan Football Club.

Eating melons is the nature of all human beings, and spreading rumors is the instinct of melon eaters.

"Anyway, thank you again for helping Naruto. I won't go into the details as to why you happened to be under the Hokage Rock at that time." Hiruzen took off the Hokage's hat without hesitation and took a sip of his pipe.

"After all, even if you asked, I would only answer that I was just curious when I saw the graffiti." Luo Yi continued with what the third generation said.

"You... seem to be very interested in Naruto?" Hiruzen asked seriously.

"Yes, he is the protagonist after all. Just like the protagonist in the novels written by Jiraiya, he attracts attention wherever he goes." Luo Yi admitted generously.

"Jiraiya... Never mind. I'm not surprised that you knew of his existence." Seeing that the young man had no guilt, Hiruzen put aside his suspicion. "Since you are here, let me say this first. Yesterday I read some scrolls on space-time ninjutsu and found nothing valuable. You may stay in this world longer than expected."

"Thank you, old man. I don't mind. The world here is quite interesting. It's not a bad thing to stay for a while." Luo Yi said relaxedly, but he had some thoughts in his mind.

In the memory, Naruto did not fall off the Hokage Rock. The scene just quickly switched to the Ninja School, so why did something different from the original happen?

"Well. Compared to what I have gained nothing, your progress in learning ninjutsu is very good. You can even hold the rock wall with both feet so firmly. This is not even within the scope of learning in ninja school." Thinking of the scene just now, Hiruzen couldn't help but praise.

"No, rock climbing or treading water, these can't be called ninjutsu, right? I can't even learn transformation, clone, or substitute... maybe I can learn substitute, but it probably won't be effective..." Luo Yi couldn't help but complain.

Does he really want to learn some cool and awesome special effects skills?

You mean rock climbing and treading water? That's nothing.

"Is there such a thing? You've learned the difficult techniques, but the simple ones... I'm afraid it has something to do with the attributes of your chakra." Hiruzen quickly figured it out.

"Yes. So, Mr. Third Generation, can you introduce me to someone from the Nara clan? Anyone will be fine." Luo Yi wanted to verify his guess.

"Nara? Not Akimichi? If we're talking about Yang escape, then obviously...oh? You mean..."

Hiruzen really deserves to be called "Dr. Ninja", it's convenient for people who understand to speak.

...

"So it's him. His name is Luo Yi, right?" Nara Shikaku squinted his eyes and looked at the young man standing next to the third generation.

Of course Shikaku heard about the big news at noon, but he didn't expect to receive a meeting notice from the Hokage afterwards, and the reason was the boy who was the subject of the news.

What was even more unexpected was that as soon as they met, the other party asked me to use my shadow imitation technique on him. I had no idea what he was up to.

The key is that the Hokage agreed.

"Forget it, although it's a bit troublesome, since it's the request of the Third Generation." Shikaku pinched the back of his neck and looked at the boy, "You should know the effect of the shadow imitation technique, so you don't have to be afraid later."

Why does this sound so familiar?

Luo Yi nodded, "I understand. Thank you for your hard work, Uncle Lu Jiu."

"It's okay, then..." Lu Jiu made seals with his hands.

"Shadow Mimicry"!

Magical, truly magical, this was Luo Yi's inner thought when he saw the other person's shadow begin to twist and deform.

And the moment Shikaku's shadow connected with his own, he felt as if he was frozen instantly. Although he didn't feel cold, he was indeed unable to move.

"What a magical feeling, thank you... huh?" Luo Yi was about to say thank you when he suddenly found that the Yang Release Chakra in his body became restless.

Just like yesterday, out of control.

"Shit, stop the spell now!" Hiruzen warned loudly.

"Woo!" Shikaku, who also noticed something was wrong, was ready to undo his ninjutsu.

Feeling a little unstable, Luo Yi reached out to support himself on the desk.

Then he realized that the shadow mimicry technique had not been unlocked yet?

Look up.

He found Shikaku doing a mirror image of himself, holding onto the air.