Myriad world funny group
Chapter 21 Don't Seduce Us
After discovering the efficacy of Zhuyan Pill, Zhang Yu strolled around the campus triumphantly, showing the effect of his Zhuyan Pill.
And this thing did not live up to my expectations. It was quite good. Everyone who saw Zhang Yu, whether male or female, would stop and stare at Zhang Yu. Zhang Yu felt goosebumps all over his body. Pimples!
"I just wanted to make some people like me, but I didn't expect that people all over the world seemed to like me. This is a bit scary!"
After all, these are all the things of the Xian family. They are added first, and they are more self-sustaining. Presumably this Zhuyan pill can only improve the appearance of lava on their surface, and it can't change the minds of the people of the Xian family at all. Not those with spells.
But ordinary people are different. How can ordinary people be tempted by paper-like spells?So Zhang Yu quickly understood that this Zhuyan Pill does have miraculous effects, but it is not very suitable for ordinary people to use.
However, in order to be able to attract the attention of his goddess, Zhang Yu thought to attract the attention of the goddess first, and wait for a few days to talk about it, so he still planned to go to Murong Xueer to talk about it.
Fortunately, after I contacted Murong Xueer, Murong Xueer also responded readily, and Zhang Yu said that he would like to have dinner with Zhang Yu.
When Zhang Yu returned to the dormitory, he happened to see that his friends had also returned.
At night, Dong Jun held his washbasin and just came back from the outside when he saw Zhang Yu sneaking back to the dormitory alone, covering his head.
Dong Jun, with long hands and long legs, first put his washbasin on the shelf, and then came over and grabbed Zhang Yu.
"I said you brat, why don't you let him see our brothers and still be like this, I'm sorry, what are you doing with your face covered? Could it be that you have some sores on your face?"
Zhang Yu didn't want Dong Jun to see his face at first, lest this guy would have any ill intentions towards him again, just like Wang Peng saw him at the beginning!
Zhang Yu hesitated again and again, but was finally pulled over by Dong Jun.
Just at this time, everyone will go for a stroll outside, and they all came back. Ever since they knew that Zhang Yu had hooked up with a schoolgirl-level goddess outside, the big guys decided to go outside every day to watch and squat a little, maybe someday Is it my turn to hook up with Colonel Hua?
But after a few people went shopping in the campus for a day, they realized that not everyone can do this kind of thing, nor can everyone be able to do it.
It happened that the big guys came back and saw the person Dong Jun was holding.
And when everyone saw Zhang Yu, Mu Guang was straight, as if their eyes were about to stare at Zhang Yu!
"Fuck, this is Zhang Yu!"
After several people were shocked again, Zhang Yu explained again and again that he didn't have plastic surgery at all. After explaining for a few minutes, he finally made the situation clear.
"You fucking stare at me so lewdly, be careful I'll tear your eyeballs apart one by one."
After hearing Zhang Yu's vicious threat, several people did not show disgust or anger, but stared obsessively again, and Zhang Yu got goosebumps all over his body.
"Fuck, this medicine is too powerful. Do I really want to take this pill and go out? Forget it, let's avoid it for a while, anyway, the medicine is effective for seven days, and after seven days, they will also It won't light up!"
So in Zhang Yu's excited and apprehensive mood, the next day ushered in.
Because the appointment with the girl was for dinner at night, so Zhang Yu went to school as usual during the day, and attended classes obediently.
After all, Zhang Yu has now understood that it is important for him to enhance his learning ability first, and then to start to discover his divine power.
Fortunately, Zhang Yu thought of a way, that is, to wear a mask and glasses, so as not to show his face. Presumably this face cannot seduce others, right?
Sure enough, this trick is somewhat useful.
So Zhang Yuan passed the day in peace, and squatted around in the red envelope group for a long time, but didn't grab anything.
The main reason is that there are too many people in this red envelope group, and it is not so easy to grab a red envelope. Besides, if the big guys are like sending out red envelopes, they can only send dozens of them. See Zhang Yu For the most generous ones, only a few hundred were sent out. How could a red envelope group with tens of thousands of people possibly grab it?
Zhang Yu began to worry.
Just when Zhang Yu was worried, when he was having lunch with a few buddies, he saw Cheng Ming teasing his fat body and started to eat his hamburger.
"I said, Cheng Ming, why don't you eat less, and ask your brother to introduce you to the goddess, then if you continue to eat like this, when will you be able to get the goddess you like!"
Hearing what Zhang Yu said, Cheng Ming took a hamburger in his hand and ate it, and it was no good if he didn't eat it. In a dilemma, he finally chose to take a bite and bit down.
"Oh, boss, I understand. Since you have already said that, then I will definitely listen to you. Then from tomorrow on, I will definitely control my food intake, okay?"
Zhang Yu ate, helpless and funny. Anyway, this person is hopeless. Since he has already said tomorrow, he probably won’t believe him tomorrow. .
"I said Chen Ming, do you think grabbing red envelopes is very popular now?"
When you heard this, Cheng Ming nodded immediately.
"Yeah, it's quite popular. For example, our family has a family group. Our elders say that he will give out some red envelopes in the group. Is it easy to snatch them for our younger generations? "
"I know this, and there are many groups of people who don't know anything or are close to each other to grab red envelopes. If that's the case, how can I guarantee that I will definitely grab red envelopes!"
When he heard this, Chen Ming also thought about it, and soon Chen Ming told Zhang Yu with bright eyes: "It's the simplest, why don't you know about this kind of thing? Didn't Dong Jun and the others pay back the last time?" The red envelope grabbing artifact we showed? As long as you download it on your mobile phone, it can remind you to grab red envelopes as quickly as possible, and it can even grab it automatically!"
When Zhang Yu heard this, he was ecstatic, holding his famous chubby face and spitting out.
And this thing did not live up to my expectations. It was quite good. Everyone who saw Zhang Yu, whether male or female, would stop and stare at Zhang Yu. Zhang Yu felt goosebumps all over his body. Pimples!
"I just wanted to make some people like me, but I didn't expect that people all over the world seemed to like me. This is a bit scary!"
After all, these are all the things of the Xian family. They are added first, and they are more self-sustaining. Presumably this Zhuyan pill can only improve the appearance of lava on their surface, and it can't change the minds of the people of the Xian family at all. Not those with spells.
But ordinary people are different. How can ordinary people be tempted by paper-like spells?So Zhang Yu quickly understood that this Zhuyan Pill does have miraculous effects, but it is not very suitable for ordinary people to use.
However, in order to be able to attract the attention of his goddess, Zhang Yu thought to attract the attention of the goddess first, and wait for a few days to talk about it, so he still planned to go to Murong Xueer to talk about it.
Fortunately, after I contacted Murong Xueer, Murong Xueer also responded readily, and Zhang Yu said that he would like to have dinner with Zhang Yu.
When Zhang Yu returned to the dormitory, he happened to see that his friends had also returned.
At night, Dong Jun held his washbasin and just came back from the outside when he saw Zhang Yu sneaking back to the dormitory alone, covering his head.
Dong Jun, with long hands and long legs, first put his washbasin on the shelf, and then came over and grabbed Zhang Yu.
"I said you brat, why don't you let him see our brothers and still be like this, I'm sorry, what are you doing with your face covered? Could it be that you have some sores on your face?"
Zhang Yu didn't want Dong Jun to see his face at first, lest this guy would have any ill intentions towards him again, just like Wang Peng saw him at the beginning!
Zhang Yu hesitated again and again, but was finally pulled over by Dong Jun.
Just at this time, everyone will go for a stroll outside, and they all came back. Ever since they knew that Zhang Yu had hooked up with a schoolgirl-level goddess outside, the big guys decided to go outside every day to watch and squat a little, maybe someday Is it my turn to hook up with Colonel Hua?
But after a few people went shopping in the campus for a day, they realized that not everyone can do this kind of thing, nor can everyone be able to do it.
It happened that the big guys came back and saw the person Dong Jun was holding.
And when everyone saw Zhang Yu, Mu Guang was straight, as if their eyes were about to stare at Zhang Yu!
"Fuck, this is Zhang Yu!"
After several people were shocked again, Zhang Yu explained again and again that he didn't have plastic surgery at all. After explaining for a few minutes, he finally made the situation clear.
"You fucking stare at me so lewdly, be careful I'll tear your eyeballs apart one by one."
After hearing Zhang Yu's vicious threat, several people did not show disgust or anger, but stared obsessively again, and Zhang Yu got goosebumps all over his body.
"Fuck, this medicine is too powerful. Do I really want to take this pill and go out? Forget it, let's avoid it for a while, anyway, the medicine is effective for seven days, and after seven days, they will also It won't light up!"
So in Zhang Yu's excited and apprehensive mood, the next day ushered in.
Because the appointment with the girl was for dinner at night, so Zhang Yu went to school as usual during the day, and attended classes obediently.
After all, Zhang Yu has now understood that it is important for him to enhance his learning ability first, and then to start to discover his divine power.
Fortunately, Zhang Yu thought of a way, that is, to wear a mask and glasses, so as not to show his face. Presumably this face cannot seduce others, right?
Sure enough, this trick is somewhat useful.
So Zhang Yuan passed the day in peace, and squatted around in the red envelope group for a long time, but didn't grab anything.
The main reason is that there are too many people in this red envelope group, and it is not so easy to grab a red envelope. Besides, if the big guys are like sending out red envelopes, they can only send dozens of them. See Zhang Yu For the most generous ones, only a few hundred were sent out. How could a red envelope group with tens of thousands of people possibly grab it?
Zhang Yu began to worry.
Just when Zhang Yu was worried, when he was having lunch with a few buddies, he saw Cheng Ming teasing his fat body and started to eat his hamburger.
"I said, Cheng Ming, why don't you eat less, and ask your brother to introduce you to the goddess, then if you continue to eat like this, when will you be able to get the goddess you like!"
Hearing what Zhang Yu said, Cheng Ming took a hamburger in his hand and ate it, and it was no good if he didn't eat it. In a dilemma, he finally chose to take a bite and bit down.
"Oh, boss, I understand. Since you have already said that, then I will definitely listen to you. Then from tomorrow on, I will definitely control my food intake, okay?"
Zhang Yu ate, helpless and funny. Anyway, this person is hopeless. Since he has already said tomorrow, he probably won’t believe him tomorrow. .
"I said Chen Ming, do you think grabbing red envelopes is very popular now?"
When you heard this, Cheng Ming nodded immediately.
"Yeah, it's quite popular. For example, our family has a family group. Our elders say that he will give out some red envelopes in the group. Is it easy to snatch them for our younger generations? "
"I know this, and there are many groups of people who don't know anything or are close to each other to grab red envelopes. If that's the case, how can I guarantee that I will definitely grab red envelopes!"
When he heard this, Chen Ming also thought about it, and soon Chen Ming told Zhang Yu with bright eyes: "It's the simplest, why don't you know about this kind of thing? Didn't Dong Jun and the others pay back the last time?" The red envelope grabbing artifact we showed? As long as you download it on your mobile phone, it can remind you to grab red envelopes as quickly as possible, and it can even grab it automatically!"
When Zhang Yu heard this, he was ecstatic, holding his famous chubby face and spitting out.
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