Myriad world funny group

Damn, maybe you bought a refurbished machine?I bought this Nima for 6000 yuan!

With [-]% anger and [-]% doubt, Zhang Yu turned on his phone, only to see that WeChat had already been installed on it, and a group had been established called the Three Realms Red Envelope Group.

"Three Realms Red Envelope? What the hell?"

Zhang Yu couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and continued to open the group, only to see a red envelope.

Due to the usual habits, Zhang Yu clicked on it.

Congratulations, you have received a Yuelao red envelope with a red thread.

red line?

Why use it?A rope to tie people?Who is Yuelao?Grandma of the moon?

Just when Zhang Yu was puzzled, he saw someone in the group saying, "Damn, someone snatched the red envelope just sent out. Who is this, and he did it so quickly?"

"Who knows? Everyone should be vigilant to prevent someone from stealing chickens."

"It's okay, it's just a red thread, it's useless to us."

Looking at these people's notes, Zhang Yu almost laughed out loud, such as Qinglongbaihu, Suzaku Xuanwu, Liuding Liujia, Wufang Jiedi, Four Heavenly Kings, Black and White Impermanence, everything that one expects to find.

"Which group of mental hospitals did this Nima go to?"

Just when Zhang Yu was curious, another red envelope was sent out suddenly.

Ding Ding!

As soon as Zhang Yu saw the red envelope, he quickly ordered it, but found that it was already too late.

Damn, this red envelope really came unexpectedly!
Seeing that the red envelope was snatched away by others, Zhang Yu felt unwilling. At this time, someone in the group said, "I said, Brother Nezha, don't just grab it, send one!"

Zhang Yu glanced at the person who spoke, and it turned out to be Fighting Victory Buddha.

Fight against Buddha?Isn't it Bi Mawen?But he doesn't seem to like being called that name.

"Smelly monkey, shut up, you still have the nerve to tell me, you posted it, but the things you posted are all fake, and they all turned into monkey hair in the end, which is useless at all, when will you pull out the hair on your body It's all over, let me see what else you post!"

Seeing what Nezha said, Zhang Yu couldn't help laughing, this monkey is really funny!They even used monkey hair to cheat.

"Nezha, how do you talk, you little boy? What is fake? Lao Sun's monkey hair is not useless at all, at least it can give you superpowers for 1 minute."

"Tch, everyone is a fairy, who needs your 1 minute, let's keep it for yourself! No one cares about it in the group!"

Nezha's words immediately enraged the monkey. He is a bad tempered man, otherwise he wouldn't have made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace back then. I saw him posting in the group, "Lian Yuanzi, my grandson wants to show you today, is there any?" Rare, if someone snatches it, Lao Sun will throw your Hot Wheels into Lao Jun's stove and melt it."

"Bi Mawen, if no one snatches it, I'll take your golden cudgel home and pick up dung!"

Lotus root?
When Zhang Yu heard these three words, he was stunned for a moment, and then he thought, yes, when Nezha was young, he was punished severely by Li Jing for making a scene in the Dragon Palace. He cut up his flesh to apologize, and Daoist Taiyi gave him a body made of lotus roots.

I have to say, this monkey is really ruthless enough to use this kind of thing to expose Nezha's scars.

"Okay, okay, it's all trivial, don't hurt your temper."

The one who spoke was Taibai Jinxing, the number one peacemaker in the sky.

"That is, harmony makes money, and harmony makes money."

This time it is the God of Wealth, worthy of being the God of Wealth, who never leaves money.

Although everyone kept persuading him, Sun Houzi was already angry at this time, so he didn't care so much, so he sent out red envelopes directly.

After the red envelope was sent out, no one dared to snatch it. Everyone knew that the red envelope was sent by Sun Houzi and Nezha in a fit of anger. If he snatched it, he would offend Nezha. But when Sun Houzi asked, they could make up a reason to say they didn't see it.

No matter how unreasonable Monkey Sun is, he wouldn't act just because others didn't see it, would he?

Zhang Yu stared at the phone for a long time, and found that the red envelope was not moved. He couldn't help but feel a little strange. At this time, Nezha said again, "Hahaha, stinky monkey, if you see it, I will say that no one cares about your monkey hair... ..."

Ding Ding!

Fighting and defeating the Buddha red envelope has been received!Congratulations on getting a monkey hair.

Before Nezha could finish his sentence, his face turned green. Sun Houzi's red envelope was actually taken by someone. Looking at the display above, it was a person named Zhang Yu.

"Damn it, who is this Zhang Yu? He? Why did such a person suddenly appear today? Which servant didn't like him and let him join the group secretly?"

After Nezha finished speaking, no one replied to him. Everyone was watching the show, but no one wanted to step into this muddy water.

"Dear Third Prince, don't say anything, send me Hot Wheels!"

"You, stinky monkey, why should I give you Hot Wheels? You said it yourself, and I didn't agree!"

"Okay, that's what you said, let's see how I deal with you!"

"Come on, my surname is not Li if I'm afraid of you!"

……

In the following time, Sun Houzi and the third prince had a big talk. Zhang Yu couldn't stand it anymore, so he started to study other things. He opened other WeChat interfaces and found that the ones he used were different. In addition to a group, there are three small programs here, which are news, treasure chest and discovery and exploration.

Zhang Yu opened the message, it was empty, there was no one, not even a friend, and then he opened the treasure chest, and there were two items on it, one was monkey hair, the other was red thread, when his hand touched the top At this time, two words appear, extract.

"Extract? What do you mean? Can you still get it out?"

Zhang Yu couldn't help being a little strange, thinking, this thing can't be a deceiving thing, right?I heard that there have been a lot of scams recently. Could it be possible to catch a virus as soon as you open it?
"No, this WeChat ID is not mine, nor is it bound to a bank card, so what if it is infected with a virus?"

After thinking about this matter, Zhang Yu became more courageous. He put his hand on the monkey hair and clicked an extraction. Suddenly, there seemed to be a tingling feeling in his hand, as if it had been electrified.

brush!
After an inconspicuous white light flashed, Zhang Yu opened his palm, and sure enough, he saw a monkey hair appearing in his palm.

I rely on!This thing is too amazing, right?

Zhang Yu couldn't help shouting, and the onlookers around couldn't help shaking their heads seeing Zhang Yu's appearance, "This kid was dumped by his girlfriend, he may have gone crazy!"

"Hey, what a pity. I heard that this kid has pretty good academic performance. He's in the class next door to us!"

Zhang Yu didn't have time to pay attention to those people. He looked at the monkey hair in his hand and thought of another thing. Sun Houzi said that this monkey hair can make people have superpowers for 1 minute. Can he use it?