My Years As a Car Dealer

Chapter 14: : Fart

Chapter 0014: Fart Hu

Lai Wu’s yin and yang’s strange words made Zhang Chen angry, and he said it as if he was running against him.

But Manager Wang just took Lai Wu’s tricks. Seeing that Zhang Chen didn’t speak, he quickly tried to persuade Zhang Chen not to take the matter of the morning to heart.

Looking at Manager Wang’s face, Zhang Chen had to say two polite words no matter how tired and crooked Lai Wu was.

In this way, Zhang Chen and Lai Wu, who were tacitly aware of each other, on the surface, made up their minds and agreed to stop targeting each other.

The two cars quickly arrived at the gate of Jijie’s Tiandi Hotel and parked the car in the parking lot. Zhang Chen and everyone stood on the spacious road in front of the Tiandi Hotel.

Zhang Chen looked up at the front. The ten-story hotel was decorated with high-end decoration. Roman columns, angel sculptures and other decorations made the outside of the hotel full of European flavor and extremely luxurious.

There are five big golden characters above the door: Tiandi Hotel, which is elegant, and it is estimated that it cost a lot of money.

Following Jijie into the induction door, Zhang Chen and others were stunned by the decoration of the store.

There is a row of huge crystal chandeliers hanging overhead, and the radiant light reflects the splendid lobby.

Every few meters on the wall is a European-style oil painting, or abstract, or realistic, grotesque patterns that make everyone dizzy.

The European-style white furniture that can be seen everywhere makes the lobby of several hundred square meters look like a high-end hotel in Europe.

Walking all the way, everyone who raised their heads in admiration was dumbfounded. Only today did they know what high-end atmosphere is, and high-profile luxury has connotations.

“Sister Ji, I haven’t been here since your Tiandi Hotel was renovated.” Manager Wang recalled the shabby look of the original Tiandi Hotel, and the sign at the door was about to fall off. It was simply the difference between heaven and earth, so he happily asked, “How much did the decoration cost?”

Sister Ji raised her huge head arrogantly, and the five fingers of her right hand stretched out in front of everyone: “After spending 60 million, I’m about to peel off my skin.”

“Business must be good.”

“Uh…” Sister Ji’s face was flushed, her fat trembled, she turned her face to the side, and seemed very reluctant to discuss this topic.

Zhang Chen looked around the store and found that it was after four o’clock in the afternoon, and he didn’t see a single customer coming in. It was estimated that the business was not much better.

On the snow-white cash register in the distance sat three tall and strong young men, all wearing black vests, showing strong muscles and tattoos, and playing cards in full swing.

“One Two”

“The King”

“Don’t move, four threes, haha, exterminate ghosts.”

“Hold…”

“Three seven and Zhang Shi, do you want it? Hurry up, do you want it?”

“Hey, where did you get three Zhang Er?”

“Sister Chicken is back, no more playing, no more playing.”

The three strong men hurriedly jumped down from the cashier counter, not forgetting to laugh at them.

“Hu, remember to pay for the drink tonight.”

“What’s the matter, is it the brother who also invited the labor and management to treat guests? Drink you to death.”

At this time, Zhang Chen was happy. There were two rows of beautiful welcome ladies in front of the hotel. Seeing the guests, they said in unison, “Welcome.”

Jijie’s Tiandi Hotel is quite good. Three tattooed men with big shoulders and round waists are in front of the door. It’s no wonder that the business is good.

Sister Ji beckoned to a strong man in desperation: “Huzi, today I will invite a friend to dinner, and I will ask the back kitchen to make some hard dishes and send them to Room No. 1 Tianzi.”

“Okay.” The strong man named Huzi glanced at Manager Wang and the others, his eyes stayed on Zhang Chen for a while, and quickly trotted away.

Jijie personally led everyone into the elevator room, and entered a password on the LCD screen of an elevator, and the elevator door slowly opened. It turned out that it was a private elevator.

Entering the elevator, Zhang Chen found that the interior of the elevator was not only very spacious, but everything was gilded.

In particular, there are two golden single sofas placed against the back wall, and there is also a golden small refrigerator.

Not long after the elevator went up, it stopped steadily.

After stepping out of the elevator, there is a spacious private room with a total area of more than 300 square meters. The floor is covered with snow-white plush blankets, and it is soft and comfortable to walk on.

The splendid rectangular private room is divided into two parts. There is a set of white European-style sofas directly opposite, a snow-white mahjong table next to it, a miniature bar in the back, and bottles of red wine are placed in the cupboard.

The other part is a huge golden dining table, it is estimated that there is more than enough for all nine people to sit.

Next to the golden dining table is a huge screen, and there are microphones for speakers and singing on the TV stand.

“Shoes, shoe soles.” Manager Wang looked down at everyone’s feet, his eyes twitched, “Let’s take off our shoes.”

Zhang Chen and the others entered the door and were pleasantly surprised. They didn’t notice that their dirty shoes had stepped on a series of black footprints on the pure white long-haired carpet.

No wonder Manager Wang’s tone was not good, indeed, Mrs. Chicken was kind enough to invite me to dinner, and she made a mess in the private room.

“It’s okay, it’s okay.” Sister Ji seemed to have something on her mind, she waved her hand weakly to stop everyone who was bending over to take off their shoes, “Anyway, there’s no business, and I’m too lazy to let the cleaning come over.”

Jijie accidentally said what was in her heart, Manager Wang and others looked at each other, no one dared to ask the reason for the poor business, for fear of hurting Jijie’s bad luck.

“There’s mahjong and you can sing. You guys can play first. I’ll go to the back kitchen to have a look and get a few bottles of good wine.” Sister Ji pointed to the mahjong table and turned to leave.

I heard that there is still some time before the food is served. Except for Manager Wang and Zhang Chen, who walked slowly to the sofa to rest, Lai Wu, Zhang Hu, Hao Qiang, Tang Hongbo, and Wang Qi trotted to the mahjong table.

Lai Wu, Hao Qiang, Tang Hongbo, and Zhang Hu took the seats and sat down. Wang Qi, who failed to get a seat, had to stand beside him.

“Zhang Hu, get up and let Zhang Chen sit here.” Lai Wu gave Hao Qiang a wink, and Tang Hongbo winked, his eyes showing treacherousness.

Hao Qiang and Tang Hongbo usually flattered Lai Wu for a long time. They spent a long time with him and understood his temper.

The two looked at each other and smiled, knowing that Lai Wu wanted to rectify Zhang Chen in the poker field, and wanted to cooperate with him.

The three pushed and shoved the honest man Zhang Hu, instead of playing with him, they wanted to replace Zhang Chen.

“Zhang Chen came to play two games?” Lai Wu pretended to be very enthusiastic and waved to Zhang Chen who was sitting on the sofa, his excitement was extremely affectionate.

“I don’t know how to play mahjong.” Zhang Chen usually played cards with his classmates in the dormitory. He really rarely played mahjong, and he didn’t want to play with people like Lai Wu.

Suddenly, a system prompt sounded in Zhang Chen’s mind:

“Happiness value from colleague Lai Wu: -500”

“Happiness from colleague Hao Qiang: -500”

“Pleasure value from colleague Tang Hongbo: -500”

Zhang Chen recalled it, and scolded in his heart: “I said why these three grandchildren are so enthusiastic, it turns out that they are not at ease. I guess they want to pit themselves on the poker field.”

Lai Wu, Hao Qiang, and Tang Hongbo didn’t give up, got up from their seats and walked to the sofa, enthusiastically reaching out and pulling Zhang Chen.

“Let’s go and play, everyone is a colleague, so happy.” Manager Wang didn’t know that Lai Wu was going to trick Zhang Chen, and he also pushed Zhang Chen’s back, wanting him to quickly integrate into the group.

Zhang Chen was pulled and dragged by several people to sit at the mahjong table. Lai Wu, Hao Qiang, and Tang Hongbo hurriedly sat down and stretched out their hands to shuffle the cards.

After stacking the cards, Lai Wu smiled and looked at Hao Qiang, who was sitting in the upper house, and Tang Hongbo, who was sitting in the lower house, without asking Zhang Chen, he directly picked up the dice and threw it in the middle of the mahjong tiles.

After seeing seven o’clock clearly, Lai Wu stretched out his hand to draw a card.

Zhang Chen knew that Lai Wu and three people were going to cheat him, but of course he refused to give in. He stretched out his hand and pressed the back of Lai Wu’s hand, and said coldly, “First, let’s talk about the rules of playing cards and how much to play.”

Yes, China is so big, and the rules of playing cards are different in different places. It is agreed in advance that the losers in the province will not be convinced, and conflicts will arise.

Manager Wang hurriedly got up and walked quickly to the mahjong table, hehe smiled as a peacemaker: “Just like our car dealer’s usual way of playing, the thirteen chapter cards can be eaten and touched, one piece costs ten yuan, and the open bar is five. Blocks, ten hidden kong, fifty cannons, one hundred per person.”

Zhang Chen raised his head and smiled at Manager Wang. He understood what he meant. We are all colleagues. Playing mahjong is a pastime and entertainment. It is a pleasure to play. There is no extra algorithm. Queue up on the balcony to jump off the building.

Lai Wu calculated that the three of them would work together to make a thousand dollars, so how could Zhang Chen be able to get rid of the hatred in his heart?

As for Manager Wang’s kindness, Lai Wu, who bowed his head, didn’t seem to appreciate it. His face suddenly turned ugly, and he was very tired of the talkative Manager Wang.

Zhang Chen released the back of Lai Wu’s hand, and the four of them began to draw cards.

The mahjong tiles in Chapter Thirteen were placed in front of Zhang Chen. He had never played mahjong much, and he knew that he was lucky.

The four of them took turns playing cards, and soon Zhang Chen noticed something abnormal. The opposite Lai Wu either ate or touched, and what was even more outrageous was that he played two sticks in a row, as if Hao Qiang and Tang Hongbo were deliberately feeding him cards.

The situation is very good, and Lai Wu’s eyebrows are dancing towards Zhang Chen:

“Whoops, I caught another flower, and if I win, I’ll get ten dollars.”

“Whoops, three more hits.”

“Ouch, open bars, three open bars.”

“Will I touch myself later, or wait for someone to shoot? Ah wow quack quack.”

Zhang Chen’s forehead hurt from Lai Wu’s piercing male duck voice, but he could also see that Lai Wu, Hao Qiang, and Tang Hongbo were indeed making a fortune.

The reason why Lai Wu was able to get the cards he wanted easily and smoothly was all by wiping his nose, rubbing his eyes, and knocking on the table to send a secret signal to Hao Qiang and Tang Hongbo.

One-on-three, a million is not enough to lose.

Zhang Chen didn’t lift the table to expose Lai Wu or the other three, because there was no evidence, others would not believe it.

But Zhang Chen panicked. He rarely played mahjong, so he couldn’t figure out what cards Lai Wu wanted.

Zhang Chen paid the 30,000 yuan in Alipay to that Miss Jiang, and now he has only a few hundred yuan. More than a hundred!

Zhang Chen’s hands began to tremble, and every time he played a card, he was trembling with fear, for fear of firing a cannon.

Zhang Chen pretended to be thinking, delaying every time he played cards, and asked the system at the same time, “Do you have any skills in playing mahjong?”

The cold mechanical voice of the system immediately sounded in my mind: “In order to improve the relationship with customers and colleagues, the system stores the skills of playing mahjong, which can be obtained by lottery in the lucky wheel.”

Zhang Chen remembered that the system said that every time the host spends 1,000 Pleasure Points to start a lucky wheel lottery, if the host is willing to spend 2,000 Pleasure Points to start the lucky wheel, the reward given by the system will probably be the most urgently needed by the host. thing.

If the host is willing to spend 3,000 Pleasure Points to activate the Lucky Wheel, the reward given by the system will definitely be what the host needs most at the moment.

I don’t know which card to play in order not to fire the gun. Zhang Chen was so worried that he asked the system urgently: “I want to get the skills of playing mahjong, so let’s start the lucky wheel.”

“Sorry, your joy value is zero, and the lucky wheel cannot be activated normally.”

The system simply rejected Zhang Chen’s request.

“Huh? I want to spend 3,000 Pleasure Points to activate the Lucky Wheel. Can I owe it first?” Zhang Chen was unwilling to be played by Lai Wu, and anxiously assured the system, “I’ll pay you back 4,000 when I have enough Override Points. .”

Perhaps it was tempted by Zhang Chen’s promise to borrow 3,000 to pay back 4,000. The system was silent for a while and finally responded: “Agree with the host’s suggestion, but pay back 5,000 pleasure points.”

“Borrowing 3,000, and returning 5,000? It’s too dark, right? It’s more ruthless than Li Gunli who rolls around as a donkey.” Zhang Chen agreed to the system’s blackmail through gritted teeth.

“Make sure the host pays 3,000 Pleasure Points, the lucky wheel starts, please wait patiently.”

The red disc started to turn clockwise, and it took a while before it stopped.

There was no word on the red disc. Zhang Chen was so depressed that he didn’t get the mahjong skill. The system’s mechanical voice sounded again: “Congratulations to the host for getting the mahjong skill reward.”

As soon as the system’s voice landed, countless pieces of information poured into Zhang Chen’s mind, and they turned around in his mind, as if they existed before.

Hey, what excites Zhang Chen is that the mahjong skills rewarded by the system this time are not divided into beginner and expert levels like the used car sales skills he obtained before.

The moment he touched the mahjong tile, Zhang Chen felt a familiar feeling, as if he could play mahjong himself.

At this time, Zhang Chenxiao was calm, as if possessed by a gambler. He glanced at his own cards, then glanced at the cards played by everyone, and immediately calculated that Lai Wu was 40,000 yuan.

Zhang Chen did have a 40,000 yuan card in his hand, but luckily he didn’t punch it out indiscriminately just now.

It’s just that his cards are in a mess now, because he is afraid of firing guns, and the original good cards have been randomly beaten by him, and they have been demolished.

Next, Zhang Chen tried his best to save the situation. Relying on his magical card skills, Tang Hongbo, who was abruptly running, fired a cannon and gave a fart.

A good card didn’t win Zhang Chen, and Lai Wuqi’s face was ashen. After glaring at Hao Qiang and Tang Hongbo, he gritted his teeth and wanted to continue to pit Zhang Chen.

Hao Qiang and Tang Hongbo also thought it was strange. They labored hard to feed Lai Wu the cards, how could they still let Zhang Chen fart?

It must be a coincidence, yes, a coincidence.

Hao Qiang and Tang Hongbo gave Lai Wu a wink at the same time, indicating that they must cooperate with him with the spirit of 120,000 points, and try to make Zhang Chen lose as pants, go back to school naked, and humiliate him severely.