Chapter 9
"Wife, what are you thinking about?
If you can't come back to your senses, I will kiss you secretly!"
Huh?
When Yim heard Luo Ya calling her, she was about to stop thinking, but she was stunned when she heard the last part.
Kiss me?
Her heart was moved.
So, she decisively pretended to be absent-minded again.
However, her pretty face became redder, and her earlobes were also red.
"Haha! Honey, I know you heard it!
You just want me to kiss you, so you pretended not to hear it.
Luo Ya shook his head helplessly and sighed.
"Honey, do you really want me to kiss you?
Oh, I can't do anything about you!
I kissed you!"
As he said that, Luo Ya's face came closer.
Yim immediately said coquettishly:
"Stop being so conceited! Who wants you to kiss me?"
But even so, Yimu didn't have the slightest intention of dodging.
However... the unexpected situation still happened.
Both of them failed to get what they wanted.
""Hmm?"
Yimu's nose moved, as if she smelled something special.
Then, she grabbed Luoya's collar, pulled him over, and sniffed him like a puppy.
Seeing Yimu looking for evidence of a mistress on him, Luoya was stunned.
"Wife, what's wrong with you?"
Yim stared at Luoya, uttering a few words with his pink lips.
"You smell of perfume on you, tell me, whose is it?"
"Huh?"
Luo Ya sniffed himself and became even more confused.
"I have no other strange smells except the masculine smell that you like best, my wife."
"Humph!"
Yim raised his pretty face.
"Stop saying these dirty words to coax me. Don't think I will forgive you as easily as before.
If you don't explain yourself clearly today, I will...……"
She wanted to say that she would not eat the delicious food that he cooked, but after thinking about it, she could not say it out loud.
Because, going home to eat the delicious food cooked by her husband is one of her greatest enjoyments.
Then, she wanted to say that she would not let him go to Guangmu, but wouldn’t that be like she was hinting to him that as long as he said it, she would let him go to Chuang?
She would never say such a shameful thing?
After thinking about it, Yimu couldn’t think of anything that could threaten Luoya?
Unexpectedly, in the end, she still thought of something that could threaten Luoya, that is, herself, whom he loved the most.
So Yimu threatened:
"If you don’t explain it to me clearly, I will not eat for three days!"
"Ah? No food for three days?"
Luo Ya showed an anxious expression.
"I'll be heartbroken!
You must eat on time!
And……"
Then, Luo Ya stared at his wife Yi Mu and said,
"You are now cooperating with me in cooking, and it is the critical time for your secondary development.
If you don't eat for three days, then the papaya series meal I prepared for you before will be in vain, right?"
After hearing Luo Ya's words and looking at his gaze, Yimu had an expression of disbelief on his face.
"At this time, you still say such things?!
You never forget to drive!
Tell me, do you think I'm too young?
Let's get a divorce!
You can find someone older than me!"
As he said this, Yim hugged Xiongkou with a wronged look on his face, as if he didn't want Luoya to see him again.
"Wife! You misunderstood!"
Luo Ya really wanted to slap himself in the face. Why did he say what was in his heart?
"I don't think you're too young!"
Im nodded secretly, this is the truth
"I just like your size, my wife." Luo Ya said again.
Yimu frowned immediately. According to his observation Haki, this sentence was a lie.
It seems that although Luo Ya doesn't mind his small size, he still likes big ones.
Thinking of this, Yimu turned his head away angrily and didn't want to look at Luo Ya anymore.
I don't want to be so small, okay?!
Luo Ya was helpless.
This perfume is simply poisonous!
It should have been a time for me and my wife to be affectionate, but it turned out like this. Damn the perfume smell,
"Honey, listen to my explanation.
I haven’t spoken to anyone of the opposite sex except you today, not to mention… ah!"
He remembered!
When he changed into the avatar of Minato Namikaze and drove Thor to chase Apu, he had knocked away a woman wearing a bubble hood.
"What's wrong?" Yim turned around and asked
"That's right."
Roya quickly explained,
"When I came back last time, a woman was driving a car, bah, too fast on the street and hit me.
It should be at that time that the perfume on the woman's body got on me."
"Did someone bump into you?"
Yim immediately turned around and rubbed Luoya's body.
"Are you okay?"
"I'm fine!" Luo Ya whispered,"I'm in good health!
Honey, you know this very well, don't you?"
Seeing his wife caring about him, Luo Ya couldn't help but say dirty words again.
Seeing her husband teasing her with dirty words again, Yim, who was starving to death, quickly pushed Luo Ya away.
"Humph! Go cook!
I don't want to know the secret of your special ability!
As long as you are safe, cook for me and talk to me every time you come back, that's enough."
"Okay, I'll cook right away!"
Im hesitated for a moment, but gritted his teeth and shouted,"Wait a minute!"
"What's wrong, wife?"
"Add... add……"Im's arms tightened
"Honey, what do you want me to add?"
"Add a papaya!"
Im gritted his teeth and finally said it.
It felt that asking her husband this was a thousand times more difficult than telling the Five Elders that the decision that could determine the direction of the entire world's history was even more difficult.
"OK!"
Luo Ya walked towards the kitchen happily.
PS: Well, although this chapter has an important perfume plot involving subsequent developments, the overall feeling is the daily life of the protagonist and Yimu falling in love. Do you like this kind of daily life of teasing Yimu? Say it in the comment area. If you don’t like it, I will write less. Finally, I will ask for evaluation votes, comments, and monthly tickets. Finally, thank you for the thousand-point reward!