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Chapter 1662 Pink Skull
"Yo, you still want to revitalize your husband? Then come on, let me see how it works?"

Su Daji is not afraid of Ye Fan at all, her eyes are shining brightly, and she looks like you only dare to talk but dare not to touch.

Ye Fan looked at her for a long time, originally wanting to scare her with his life-threatening eyes.

But he found that he was wrong.

This woman is really beautiful.

Seeing that he fell directly, he almost bleed out.

No, no.

Ye Fan quickly recited a few meditation formulas silently.

I really don't know how I got married to her, I'm really a troublesome little fairy.

But Ye Fan is probably the only one in the world who thinks so.

Everyone else wanted Su Daji to go crazy.

"Forget it, it's up to you to be self-aware. By the way, if you have time, recite the three obediences and four virtues for me."

"Hehehe, I can recite it."

Su Daji fiddled with her slender hands: "The so-called three obediences are never gentle, never considerate, and never unreasonable; the four virtues are not to say, not to beat, not to scold, and not to be provoked."

Ye Fan: "..."

"Who taught you? This is obviously chicken soup for the soul written for women. I can't believe it at all. It will make you establish a very incorrect value."

"What are values?"

Ye Fan's eyes moved: "Values ​​are the three obediences and four virtues. Obey the father before marriage, obey the husband when married, and obey the son when the husband dies. You must abide by women's virtues, women's words, women's appearance, and women's work."

"Then what if I don't obey?"

"Hmph, maybe I'll divorce you someday."

Mentioning this incident made Su Daji a little scared.

A look of grievance flashed across his face.

"You are so annoying. People say that even if couples quarrel, they can't break up. Otherwise, they will break up after talking. Do you want to abandon me?"

"Uh... That's not true. I'm just joking with you. Don't take it seriously."

"That……"

Just as Su Daji was about to forgive Ye Fan, suddenly, a magnetic voice came over.

"Hello, beauty."

"Are you...?" Su Daji's eyes were full of doubts.

But Ye Fan smiled, don't think about it, he must have come to flirt with her.

The strange man smiled lightly, pointed at Ye Fan and said, "It doesn't matter who I am, the important thing is that I don't think you can continue to be with him."

"why?"

"Please forgive my recklessness. I have also listened to your conversation for a long time. I think he has been brainwashing you."

"What three obediences and four virtues do contemporary women need to respect? Those are all ancient times, no, the product of feudal society, I think you just need to be yourself."

The man's voice was calm and undeniable.

But Su Daji secretly smiled inwardly.

She has lived for thousands of years, what kind of man has she never seen?

There are too many people who covet her beauty.

As soon as this man came over and opened his mouth, she knew that he was holding back nothing.

She found it interesting, leaning on her chin and said, "Then who should I be with? He is my husband."

Husband?

married?
The man secretly thought it was a pity.

But this couldn't stop him from wanting to flirt with his sister.

She must be dealt with.

This level of beauty is an existence that cannot be found.

"What's wrong with your husband? Husbands can get divorced too! I suspect that you have been accepting PUA within marriage. You must know that this kind of behavior is illegal in today's society."

"Beauty, if you don't dislike me, I can be with you."

"vomit!"

Ye Fan vomited directly.

"You don't have any technical content in flirting with girls. This is too straightforward, and the purpose is obvious. You are low."

"Purpose? Hehe, can you see that I have a purpose?"

"All fools know that you have taken a fancy to her appearance."

The man straightened his back and said righteously: "Hehe, that only proves that you don't understand me! The appearance is nothing more than a pink skull, a stinky skin. To me, there is no difference between beauty and ugliness."

"Boy, don't you know that there is a disease in the world called face blindness?"

"What does face blindness mean?" Su Daji asked curiously.

"Prosopagnosia, the clinical manifestation is that you can't see other people's faces clearly, and you can't recognize the shape of other people's faces. But he is bragging. If he has prosopagnosia, no one will have good eyesight." Ye Fan wrote pouted.

"But the pink skull he mentioned, with a stinky skin, is also very artistic."

what?
Talk to me about mood?
Ye Fan's eyes gradually gathered anger.

Originally, he wasn't angry, but he didn't expect this kid to successfully attract Su Daji's attention.

If you don't beat him, it will be hard to solve the hatred in your heart.

"Fart! This is not what he said. This word comes from the Buddhist scriptures. The Buddhist scriptures have a Zen theory, which is the "skeleton view". Anyone who sees it is a skeleton, no difference."

"This is the second state of Zen, the so-called 'Don't panic before the collapse of Mount Tai, and don't move when the beauty is in front of'. When a man sees a beautiful woman like Xi Shi, he thinks of it as a skeleton, and naturally doesn't move his heart."

"When a woman sees a handsome man like Pan An, she treats him as a skeleton, and naturally she won't be moved."

"Wow, you know a lot."

Ye Fan rolled his eyes: "I know what a fart, I just learned from Baidu."

"Buddhist legend, Avalokitesvara used to give in the flesh, appeared in the form of pink, and had sex with a lost person. When the copulation was joyful, he appeared as a skeleton and took the pink skeleton. After the great joy, it means the meaning of great silence. Those who have lost their way, don't let them sink into flesh and blood!"

"This is the real explanation of Pink Skull."

"Oh!"

Su Daji was a little disappointed.

"That's right, but Westerners are all hypocrites. I have a deep understanding."

"Then you still say you have artistic conception?"

"Jealous? Hee hee, I really like you like this."

Ye Fan didn't want to talk to her, but turned his head and glared.

"Little brat, you are really blind and dare to snatch a woman from me. Are you qualified?"

"Hehe, I'm not qualified?"

The man glanced at him with indifferent eyes, then took out his car keys.

"I drive a Porsche, what do you drive?"

"Cullinan." Ye Fan also took out the key, and then continued: "Are you going to tell me where you live and what job you do next? Let me talk about it first."

"Under Bucai, I live in a manor next to the Fairy Palace. I work as the boss of several companies. I don't have much assets, probably hundreds of billions."

"a ha ha ha!"

The man froze for a moment, then laughed wildly.

"What are you talking about? Thousands of billions? You can really brag."

"Papa Ma doesn't even have that much money, does he? You deserve it too?"

Ye Fan squinted his eyes: "First of all, he is your father, not mine. Secondly, how can you be sure that I don't have it? Do you want to let you see the balance?"

"Come on, let's compare the balance."

"I'm afraid to scare you to death."

Say it.

He directly took out his mobile phone and showed his balance of hundreds of billions.

"hiss!"

The man swallowed.

Even though he was surprised, he still knew numbers.

This is too much, I can't count it at all.

Then he was shocked again: "Jiangcheng Bank? You actually deposit so much money in Jiangcheng Bank? You..."

"Jiangcheng Bank is mine. Is there any problem with me keeping it in my own home?"

Uh……

The man is in charge of collecting deposits at the bank, and originally wanted him to transfer the deposits.

But if they live in their own home, there is really nothing to say.

"Kneel down and confess your mistake to my wife, or I will kill you." Ye Fan said very indifferently, but loudly.

How can the man not understand that this is an existence that he will never be able to match in his entire life.

As long as he thinks about it, his life will definitely not be saved.

He also knew current affairs, knelt down and kowtowed to admit his mistake.

The whole restaurant was confused for a while.

"What's the matter? Is it the New Year?"

"It should be to meet the elders, or to express gratitude."

"Well, that makes sense."

……

Ye Fan waved his hand: "Go away, don't let me see you again."

"Yes, boss."

The man pissed off and left the restaurant.

Seeing his embarrassed look, Su Daji laughed again.

"Heck, I didn't expect you to be quite a man. Didn't you want to show me off? Why do you stop others from chasing me?"

"Isn't that just to tease you? You can't take such a joke?"

"Don't worry, I'm not angry."

"By the way, where do you stay at night? Let me arrange a hotel for you."

"No, I'll stay at your house."

"what?"

Ye Fan almost dropped his glass in fright.

What a joke.

He is about to get married, how dare he bring a strange woman into his home?
This is not please wait for Li Xue to get mad.

"Forget it, let's stay in a hotel."

"cut!"

Su Daji waved her hand: "Looking at your ugly face, I know that you also have a wife in the human world."

"It stands to reason that I am the main palace, so I won't take the initiative to meet her, and I have to ask her to salute."

"I don't live in the secular world, so I'll look for Chun Shisanniang in a while."

"Oh? You're going to the Earth Immortal Realm? Why don't you spend two more days in the secular world?"

"Of course I have something to do. By the way, after three days, you go to the Earth Immortal Realm to find me. There is something important happening there. Let's go and see together."

"Big thing? What big deal? Can you reveal it?"

"You will know when you go."

Had dinner.

The two parted ways.

As soon as he got home, the milk king and the alcoholic figure appeared.

"Xiaofan, how did you think about the things I told you a while ago?"

"What's the matter?" Ye Fan was directly confused by the question.

"It's about going to the Earth Immortal Realm together."

"Oh? Are you going to the Earth Immortal Realm too? What happened there?"

"hey-hey!"

The milk king smiled: "There is a grotto in the earth fairy world for no reason. I heard that there is a great fortune hidden in it. We want to take you to see it together."

experience?

Ye Fan felt disdainful.

If he was still afraid of these two before, but now.

Not to mention them, even if the leader of Xiumeng came, he might not be able to deal with him.

Su Daji had just finished telling himself that he was going to the Earth and Immortal Realm to do business, and they told him about the grotto.

I'm afraid it's probably the same thing on her side.

Teaming up with the two of them is naturally better than Su Daji.

"Forget it, I'm getting married soon, I really don't have time to go to any grottoes, you should find someone else."

Alcoholics don't want to give up.

Ye Fan is powerful and has many ghost ideas.

It is best used in such an unfamiliar environment, and it may have miraculous effects at critical moments.

"Just go, maybe I'll be back in a few days."

"No, no, no! I have so many things to do every day, how can I have time! I will get married once in my life, so I have to arrange it carefully."

"Who said it has to be done once?"

"Fuck, can you talk?"

Milk King Hanhan said with a smile: "No, what he means is that you can get married once, but this kind of good fortune may never be encountered once in a lifetime. Do you really want to give up this opportunity?"

"Well, you guys go! I'll look for you after I get married."

"Oh, the day lily will be cold by then, don't pull it down, let's go."

……

A few days passed quietly.

Ye Fan simply packed up and rushed to the Earth Immortal Realm...

(End of this chapter)