My WeChat Lian Yaojie

Chapter 1638
"Oh?"

Ye Fan felt curious.

"Then what's your version?"

Groot scratched his head: "I don't know if I'm right or not, my grandma told me that before."

"I heard that Li Jing was the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan at that time, and his wife gave birth to a meat ball after three years and six months of pregnancy. At first, Li Jing thought it was a monster and wanted to kill it."

"But later Daoist Taiyi came to congratulate him, saying that this son is the one chosen by heaven, which saved his life, and then it is similar to what you said."

"It's just that he didn't go to the East China Sea to take a bath, but Chentangguan has been drought for years, the Dragon King of the East China Sea never drops, and Yasha often commits evil in the place where human beings live, robbing boys and girls."

"Nezha was brave enough to kill Yasha and hurt Ao Bing. The Dragon King of the East China Sea gathered his three brothers to discuss a plan for revenge."

"Then, the Dragon King of the Four Seas led his sailors and generals to make waves and flooded Chentang Pass. He asked Li Jing to hand over Nezha before he would withdraw his troops. Nezha wanted to fight back, but Li Jing stopped him and took away two magic weapons of Nezha. For the safety of the people in the city, Zha stepped forward and killed himself in grief and indignation."

"Afterwards, the real person Taiyi used lotus flowers and fresh lotus roots as his body to bring Nezha back to life. After the resurrection, Nezha held a pointed gun and stepped on a hot wheel. He made a big disturbance in the Dragon Palace, defeated the Dragon King, and wiped out harm for the people."

Ye Fan's expression became weird.

Damn, what's going on?
Why does Lao Tzu's version look like a children's version?

And Groot's is more likely to be true.

"Boss, I don't know if I'm right."

"Shut up!"

Ye Fan didn't want to talk to him, he knew such details, but he even said that he didn't understand, and asked him to play tricks in front of Guan Gong.

"oh oh."

The two entered Chentang Pass.

This place is exactly the same as the place where human beings live. Looking around, it is full of antique buildings, which looks a bit like Suzhou and Hangzhou.

Ye Fan said indifferently: "Yue'er said she was going to a lake to find someone, let's inquire."

"Ok."

Groot swaggered down the street.

The people here have seen things from all over the world, and they don't have the slightest resistance to monsters.

"Hello, handsome man, may I ask the way?"

A passer-by showed a surprised look, pointed at himself in disbelief and said, "Are you calling me?"

"Yes, otherwise, who is as handsome as you on the road?"

"Haha, I didn't expect you, a little tree demon, to be so discerning."

Just one sentence made the man smile with joy.

"What do you want to ask, I have lived in Chentangguan for more than [-] years, and I can't be more familiar with it."

"I don't know if there is a lake in Chentang Pass?"

"Yes, there is a Mingjing Lake on Xiangdong Wuli Road. It is a paradise for literati and poets. The scenery is beautiful and refreshing."

"Hey, thank you, handsome man."

"You're welcome!"

The two waved goodbye.

Ye Fan looked at him strangely: "Are you sure you are flattering with the yellow lion? He doesn't seem to be able to do it without you."

Groot said in a low voice: "Boss, you haven't seen him chatting with girls, you can take pictures of them all the time!"

"So that's it. I don't think he can flatter, but show off." Ye Fan said rhythmically.

"Yo, does single betting count as betting?"

"Rap too?"

"Too many skills don't overwhelm you!"

……

When the two came to the side of Mingjing Lake, they froze in place.

I saw that Mingjing Lake Station is extremely wide, stretching for several miles.

On both sides are passers-by watching and playing. Roughly calculated, there must be at least a few hundred people.

If you ask them one by one.

It is estimated that one day and one night can not be finished.

Groot: "Boss, what do we do?"

Ye Fan squinted his eyes: "Yue'er must be rescued as soon as possible, so I had to bite the bullet and look for it. Fortunately, she left us a useful message. The other party is a woman."

"Well, first of all, he can be ruled out."

Groot stretched out a branch and pointed to a 'person' not far away.

Ye Fan looked along the branch and saw that this person was facing away from him, but due to the angle, he could see that this person was shooting a light blue liquid into the lake.

I go.

What does this person do Nima?

In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, and he actually pissed in the lake?

It's just shameless.

As a model of civilization, Ye Fan naturally couldn't bear it.

"Hey, boy, stop! Otherwise I will do it."

The voice was loud, but the man remained indifferent and still went his own way.

"It's just that I'm convinced, don't you even have any sense of shame? I'm really not afraid of being ashamed."

Ye Fan's eyes flashed with anger: "Go, let's meet him."

"Good Le!"

The two came to this person.

Ye Fan just wanted to get mad, but found that he was not using the toilet, but spraying a light blue liquid into the lake.

It's just coming out of his body, it's kind of disgusting to look at.

"What are you doing?"

The man was taken aback, then smiled.

"Hehe, some fish have been injured recently, I secrete some liquid to save them."

"Secretion, liquid?"

Ye Fan frowned, and when his piercing eyes opened, he suddenly understood.

It turned out that it was a crab essence.

"You secrete hemocyanin?"

"I can not understand what you say."

……

"Boss, why can't I understand?" Groot asked in a low voice.

"Have you ever eaten crab?"

"I've eaten it, I like yellow ones the most."

Ye Fan smiled slightly and explained: "When river crabs are severely mechanically damaged by the outside world and their limbs are damaged, they will secrete a light blue 'blood', which is called hemocyanin, and it has many functions. , can carry oxygen, antiviral activity, antibacterial activity, and blood coagulation function."

"The liquid will solidify in about 10 minutes and become a jelly-like substance. It is estimated that he wants to secrete more to save other creatures in the lake."

"That said, he's pretty great."

"It should be. Anyway, he is a monster, and secreting some bodily fluids will not affect it. It should be a little effort."

"Hmph, he's lucky, I really thought he was peeing."

"I also think so."

The two continued to walk away.

suddenly.

A woman stood on the bank of the lake, looking into the distance, filled with endless sadness.

"Jade burner incense, red candle tears, partly illuminates the autumn thoughts in the painting hall. The eyebrows are green and thin, the temples are cloudy, and the night is long and the pillow is cold."

Ok?
This is a verse?

There are very few people who can write poetry in this kind of place.

And it's still a woman.

Ye Fan's eyes lit up.

The Dragon King of Jinghe has a great status, and his children are all dragons and phoenixes among the people, so they should have this literary talent.

Ye Fan lowered his voice: "The sycamore tree, the rain in the third watch, is suffering without love. One leaf, one sound, the empty steps drip to the light."

The woman followed the voice and looked over with surprise in her eyes.

"Sir, you..."

"Beauty, are you Xia Yuhe by the Great Mirror Lake?"

The woman's eyes were full of puzzlement.

"The mountain has no edges, the heaven and the earth are united, I want to eat KFC, bah, I dare to break with you!"

"Young master, I still don't understand!"

Ye Fan rolled his eyes.

I really don't understand romance at all.

"I just want to ask you, who are you?"

The woman frowned, obviously feeling that Ye Fan's behavior was a bit impolite.

"Young master, I met you by chance and have never met before. Is it inappropriate for you to ask the name of my slave's family when you come up?"

"What's wrong with asking for a name? Besides, wouldn't we be friends if we talk a few words? This is the so-called friendship once, acquaintance the second time, and being friends the third time and fourth time."

The woman smiled casually: "I can't say no to you! Young master, if you think I'm a woman of the world and want to belittle me, you're making a big mistake. I was born in a scholarly family and have a good status in Chentangguan. You still Change someone."

Ok?
Compare background with me?
Ye Fan curled his lips with disdain.

"Who is the most powerful person in Chentangguan?"

"Of course it was Li Jing, the chief soldier of the year, the King of Tota." The woman replied politely.

"Hehe, then you should know that even if Li Jing faces me, he still has to ask me three questions humbly. What is your status compared to him? Why is it so hard for me to ask you a question?"

Yeah!

The woman was horrified.

Li Jing is the Great Immortal of Heaven, you have to ask questions when you see him?

What is his status then?
But women are not fools, and they absolutely cannot believe what they say.

"Then can you tell me, if Master Li Jing sees you, what will he ask?"

Ye Fan straightened his shoulders, making his figure appear extremely broad and arrogant, as noble as a god.

Even Groot's eyes were staring.

"Cough cough!"

He cleared his throat.

"Listen, the first question he'll ask is: Who are you?"

"The second is: Where did you come from? The third is: When are you going to leave?"

Silent.

The woman's eyes widened, she didn't expect Ye Fan to say such a rascal answer.

This is obviously different from what she imagined.

I thought it was asking for advice with an open mind.

Unexpectedly, they were scolding him to get out.

And Groot laughed.

"Inversion, I like this inversion, haha!"

Ye Fan glared at him: "What the hell are you doing? How about I tell you a joke? You're still laughing."

But through a few words of chat.

He also knew that this woman was not the one he was looking for.

Because she said before that she came from a scholarly family in Chentangguan.

"gone."

"My lord, don't you want to talk a little longer?" The woman felt that what he said was quite interesting, which made her feel a little better.

"have got to go."

"Then can you leave your name?"

"Hehe, forget it! Why should we meet each other before, let's see each other by fate."

The woman murmured a line of poetry and said loudly, "Master, my name is Du Shiniang, you must remember my name!"

Nani?

Du Shiniang?
Isn't that one of the top ten famous prostitutes?
There is also a very famous allusion: the treasure chest is sinking in anger.

Ye Fan shivered, he didn't want to get entangled with such a woman, because of her name, the two of them had nothing to do with each other.

Keep going.

Groot stopped suddenly.

He pointed forward: "Boss, it seems that the target person has been found."

Ye Fan took a closer look and saw a figure like a hill appeared in his field of vision.

This is a woman, and by visual inspection, it weighs three to four hundred catties.

It's about the same size as the pig demon He Zhu in Chifeng City before.

The corner of his mouth twitched twice.

"Go away, you've seen Yue'er before. Not only does her appearance look like a fish falling into a wild goose, but she is also a beautiful existence."

"It's the so-called fish looking for fish, shrimp looking for shrimp, and turtle looking for bastard. Her friend can't look like this."

But Groot shook his head silently: "Boss, you're talking nonsense. You said, does a flower need green leaves to show its beauty and fragrance?"

"Yeah, what do you mean, Yue'er found a green leaf as a friend? She's not that small."

"Yes, she is not stingy, so she will accommodate Baichuan and make friends. Naturally, she will not reject the other party's friendship because of her appearance."

"That makes sense, shall we go and see?"

"Let's go."

This woman is basking in the sun by the lake, with a small chair under her huge body.

She leaned on it, sleeping very heavily, her big snot still bubbling.

"I still don't think she is."

"Boss, just trust me once, I have a feeling that she is the one we are looking for."

Ye Fan gritted his teeth: "Okay, then I will trust you once."

He patted the woman, and she woke up suddenly.

"Who? Who is touching my jade body?"

"puff!"

Ye Fan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Jade body?

Do you have any misunderstanding about these two words?
It's obviously a pig's body, the kind that you'd be afraid of splashing oil if you touch it.

Ye Fan smiled shyly: "Beauty, do you know Qingbeilong?"

The fat woman's eyes froze immediately, and her whole body became energetic.

"Of course I know it, do you know it too?"

yo?

Is it really her?

Ye Fan nodded: "Yes, I know her too."

"Well, then you must remember, don't mention his name in Chentangguan, otherwise it will be regarded as unfriendly. Chentangguan is very resistant to all dragon kings, even the Jianghe Dragon King who is far away in the sky .”

"You have good eyesight, kid."

Ye Fan couldn't help giving Groot a thumbs up.

"Hey, that's right, I can tell she's extraordinary at a glance."

"For your credit, being able to find her among so many people can be regarded as saving a lot of time."

Immediately, Ye Fan said to the woman, "Then when shall we set off?"

"Hoo, hoo!"

WTF?

Fell asleep again after only two sentences?
Didn't sleep yesterday, still thick blood.

Why is it so big!

Ye Fan patted her twice again.

"When are we leaving?"

"Go? Where?"

"Go save people."

"Save who?"

Ye Fan asked in surprise: "Are you sleepy? Why don't you speak well?"

"Who is your father? Tell me first."

The fat girl wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth: "My father is Butcher Zhao, what are you doing? Do you want to propose marriage?"

"Father, someone is coming to propose marriage!"

I got the wrong guy.

Ye Fan and Groot looked at each other, panicked.

And right now.

A middle-aged man rushed over, holding a one-meter-long machete with blood and minced meat in his hand.

"Who? Who wants to propose marriage?"

"Hahaha, if he dares to marry my Butcher Zhao's daughter, I count his fate and courage! My daughter is not a fool, she is just a bit demented! Come on, let's have a good chat!"

The middle-aged man ran straight to Ye Fan and the two of them...

(End of this chapter)