My WeChat Lian Yaojie

Chapter 1599 You are a scumbag
Ye Fan flicked his bangs and said handsomely.

"You want to know?"

"Think!" Meng Yao nodded hastily.

"Let's talk about it when you grow up to be as handsome as me! You look like this, and you will never experience this feeling in your life."

"you……"

"What are you, go back quickly."

Ye Fan took him into the Soul Locking Tower again, and by the way erased the soul power he had left before.

Then, he heard the call of the phantom demon, and asked all the disciples to go to the phantom palace to gather.

Ye Fan just got home, and he didn't even heat up his butt.

Of course I don't want to go back.

And it was something he never expected that Huan Yao liked to hold meetings.

Nothing happened in the entire fantasy palace for ten years, so what are you doing in the meeting?

So, he decided to delay for a while and go again.

an hour.

Ye Fan came late, with a look of embarrassment.

"Teacher, I fell asleep just now, and I'm late."

Huan Yao silently glanced at him, lying and didn't know how to cover it up.

you will fall asleep

Obviously just woke up from sleep.

But she didn't want to worry about such trivial matters, and said lightly: "How is the practice of the Thirteen Swords of Death?"

"So-so." Ye Fan replied.

"Really? Well, let's fight Lu Henhan tomorrow. I'm looking forward to your performance."

Tomorrow?
Ye Fan pondered for a moment, he was fine.

But why is Huan Yao suddenly anxious?
Do you want to drive yourself away as soon as possible?

On the other hand, Ying'er was panicked and worried: "Yuechen, Zhuanfeng only needs to practice for a few days, he can't be Lu Henhan's opponent at all, please give him a few more days."

"No, his talent is very high, far from what you imagined."

The Illusory Demon has clearly made up his mind, and no change is allowed.

see this scene.

Lu Henhan laughed loudly: "President Zhuanfeng, tomorrow is your death date, let me see how you fight me!"

Ye Fan said unhappily: "You are not allowed to use monster power when fighting. What are you and me pretending to do? It's not yet known who will die."

"Hmph, even if you compare your comprehension of the Thirteen Killing Swords, you are no match for me."

He is confident that he has cultivated for thousands of years, and his ability to perceive any kind of weapon has reached the limit.

The Thirteen Deadly Swords sword moves are very simple, and he has mastered them after only one day of practice.

Taking down Ye Fan should be a piece of cake.

"Hehe, you will be called Grandpa when the time comes."

"fart!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Yuechen scolded.

"Okay, if you want to quarrel, get out!"

Lu Henhan didn't dare to disobey, and took the lead to exit the fantasy palace.

Ye Fan shrugged, and also walked outside.

But at this time, he felt an inexplicable look in his eyes, which came from the phantom demon.

Ok?
What do you mean?
What are you doing winking at me?
Ye Fan couldn't figure it out, until late at night, he suddenly felt a breath of dreams coming from somewhere.

"I go!"

It dawned on him.

"This bitch still wants me to fall into her dreams? What's the matter? Addicted?"

Ye Fan felt uneasy.

I don't know if I should go again, what if she repents and wants to kill herself?
But let's not go, he was itching again, wanting to know the purpose of the phantom demon.

The key point is that she will be the judge of the sword competition tomorrow. If she can get some connections, she will have a greater chance of winning.

After a short thought.

Ye Fan will definitely go, if you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get a tiger cub.

At worst, give up this wisp of divine soul.

Thinking about it, he entered the fantasy demon's dreamland again.

This time, she waited for her with a smile on her face, as if she had calculated that Ye Fan would definitely come.

"You are so smart that you can decipher the signal I sent you."

Ye Fan: "..."

What a cleverness.

Your winking eyes are almost catching up with the shutter of the camera. Unless you are a fool, it is impossible to understand.

"What did you ask me to do? Don't you still want to kill me?"

Huan Yao shook his head: "After thinking about it for a day, I think what you said is right, and you are also a fallen person in the world, so I also sympathize with you very much."

"So I decided not to kill you! But you must follow the method you said to let me forget about him quickly and repair the trauma in my heart."

"Well, you mentioned three or four methods yesterday. The first method has been completed, and now we are going to carry out the second method."

Ye Fan recalled that the second method he mentioned should be listening to songs and stories to distract attention.

"Okay, then do you want to listen to songs or stories?"

Huan Yao chuckled and waved his hand, and the whole dream suddenly changed.

This is a place like a fairyland, with singing birds and fragrant flowers, dense trees, and extremely fresh air.

When I came here, my whole heart was quiet and refreshing.

"Can I be greedy? I'll listen to stories and songs."

Ye Fan smiled: "No problem, then let me tell you a story about heroism, brotherhood, and peasant uprising."

"..."

"As soon as the picture changed, it came to a man named Lu Da. One day, Lu Da, Li Zhong and Shi Jin went to Pan's Restaurant for a drink. They were talking in Hong Kong when they heard someone crying in the next door. The bartender brought the Jin family father and daughter to ask why."

"I heard that the father and daughter of the Jin family were forcibly married by strong matchmakers in Zhenguanxi. Angry, immediately donate silver taels, and arrange escape methods for the Jin family father and daughter."

"Early the next morning, Lu Da rushed to the Lu's inn where the Jin family's father and daughter were staying, and personally protected the Jin family's father and daughter from escaping from the tiger's mouth."

"Then he went directly to the Zhuangyuanqiao Zheng Tu meat case, first deliberately made things difficult for Zheng Tu by buying meat, provoked him, provoked a fight... (a vivid description) and then beat Zheng Tu to death with three punches, eliminating harm for the people."

"After Lu Da killed Zheng Tu, he ran out of the south gate to avoid the lawsuit."

"This story is called Punch Town Kansai!"

Yuechen was fascinated by it, this was a world she had never been in contact with.

Different people and different things seemed to open a new door for her.

"If you want to know what happens next, please listen to the next breakdown."

At some point, a small square table and a gavel appeared in front of Ye Fan.

But Yuechen was still a little unsatisfied: "Why didn't you tell me? What happened to Luda after he escaped?"

Ye Fan smiled: "The story is very long, and I can't finish it in a while!"

"Of course, if you want to know the story behind, please unlock the latest chapter——The Complete Works of Outlaws of the Marsh."

As he spoke, he took out a book from his pocket, which was the complete novel of Outlaws of the Marsh.

"This is……?"

"Hey, I can't be with you all the time, let this book replace me."

When Ye Fan handed it to her, Yuechen was very excited and also full of gratitude.

"Thank you!"

She thanked her and said nothing.

In fact, after living for so many years, she has always felt lonely.

Even though there were many people around her, that sense of loneliness was always with her.

Ye Fan seemed to see through her heart, and said softly: "In fact, loneliness is a state, a life! Everyone will feel lonely, and its solution is not related to people and things outside, but engraved in your bones s things."

"But it's easy to improve loneliness. As long as you make friends and find spiritual sustenance, there will naturally be an invisible fullness filling your heart."

After all, he smiled slightly.

"I'm poor, and I don't have any good gifts for you, but in order to thank you for your kindness and professor's kindness, I still prepared a gift for you, and put it on the table in my bedroom, when I leave , you go and get it."

Yuechen suddenly raised his head.

"You... gave me a present?"

"Yes, it's not very expensive, but it can enrich your life."

Yuechen nodded: "Okay, it's time for you to let me listen to music."

"no problem."

This time, the scene of the dream was controlled by Ye Fan.

He waved his hand.

The whole dreamland turned into a lively concert, with countless audiences appearing in the audience.

And Ye Fan stood on the stage, the dazzling light shone on him, on the whole stage, only he was the most beautiful boy.

"Okay, the next piece of dynamic music is for my friend - Yuechen, I hope she can be happy every day and get out of the haze!"

"Madness!"

Suddenly, ear-piercing music sounded.

It is the sunny rainbow little white horse from Da Zhangwei.

"How can you cry? Everything will be fine, let everything go and you have to think about it!"

"Since there is no other way, why do you still hate him, and why do you care about it? Remember it in your heart!"

"You are Nene, Nene, Nene, Nene!"

"Inner inner inner, sunny rainbow little white horse, Didi Da Didi Da!"

……

Yuechen was dumbfounded watching from below.

This is completely different from the music in her impression.

There used to be very little music in the demon world, only some lyrics with slow rhythm and sad music.

It's not about love, it's about friendship.

It doesn't make people feel happy at all.

But Ye Fan did it with this song.

Her heart seemed to be ignited by something, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth unconsciously.

"Are you happy today?"

Ye Fan held the microphone in his hand and placed it in front of Yuechen's lips.

For an instant.

She even blushed.

I was so ashamed that I didn't know what to say.

But Ye Fan didn't urge her, nor was he in a hurry.

at last.

Her lips moved.

"happy!"

"Yo ho! That's great!"

Ye Fan controlled the light above and shone on her body.

"Congratulations, you became today's lucky viewer! There is a big gift for you."

"I... won the lottery?" Yuechen didn't know why.

"That's right, the big gift is to dance with me on stage, how about it? Are you excited?"

"No, I can't dance."

Yuechen refused in his heart, but his body was very honest, and he was dragged down on the stage by Ye Fan.

In fact, every step he took was a test.

As long as Yuechen is slightly dissatisfied, he will definitely terminate immediately.

Fortunately, Yuechen cooperated very well and performed a perfect concert together with him.

"call!"

Walking off the stage, Yuechen let out a mouthful of foul air and was dripping with sweat.

"How is it? Do you feel more relaxed?" Ye Fan asked.

"Yeah! Feeling better!"

"That's right. Life is all about enjoying yourself in time. Why live in the past? To make you happy, I didn't waste my hard work today."

These words seemed to touch a certain heartstring of Yuechen, and the way she looked at Ye Fan also changed.

Ye Fan was startled.

No way?
Is this bitch going to confess to Lao Tzu?

This scene is too suitable.

At some point, the concert has turned into a garden.

Pink petals fluttered all over the sky, and the air was filled with refreshing fragrance.

Especially the setting sun that was about to disappear made the atmosphere ambiguous.

No, no, I have to stick to it.

And you can't refuse her, otherwise who knows what kind of psychosis she will have.

Before she could speak, Ye Fan said, "Just as long as you are happy! Next time, I will bring my Taoist companion over here, and I will take you to have a good time."

Taoist?

When these two words were mentioned, she was obviously taken aback, and asked immediately.

"Isn't your Taoist partner dead?"

Ye Fan smiled: "That happened thousands of years ago. Now my Taoist partner is Su Daji from Xuanyuan Tomb. We are very happy! Look, this is our wedding photo."

"Shh!"

Two photos appeared in the void, in which were Ye Fan and Su Daji with happy smiles.

"This……"

Yuechen couldn't accept it.

Why does this man who can open his heart in front of him have a Taoist companion?

Does God not allow him to be mine?

"boom!"

She blasted the photo into pieces.

"You're a scumbag."

Ye Fan felt speechless.

Did I scum you?

Become a scumbag.

The happiness just now is gone?
He hurriedly said: "Yuechen, there are actually many people like me. You can make more friends, and gradually you will find the one that belongs to you and become as happy as me."

"This is called bottoming out. When your luck reaches a certain level, you will suddenly become lucky."

"I'm the best example. I believe you will too."

"Really?"

After Ye Fan's persuasion.

She was dubious.

"of course it's true."

"Well, I trust you for now."

"Yeah! Alright, I'm very tired from playing today, I'm going back to practice swords first, and I have to compete tomorrow."

Ye Fan said this because he wanted to remind Yuechen that it would be best for her to practice favoritism and cheat and help secretly.

But Yuechen smiled slightly and said deliberately.

"Yes, yes, don't worry, I will judge impartially, and there will be absolutely no partiality."

Ye Fan gouged her out angrily, and suddenly remembered the sword art.

"By the way, isn't the thirteen deadly swords you gave me incomplete? Why does it feel like a part is missing?"

A look of surprise flashed in Yuechen's eyes.

"You feel it?"

"Yes."

"That's right, the thirteen deadly swords are indeed incomplete. This is the remnant left by a super powerful energy in my phantom array, and the other part was destroyed."

"Then you still let us practice?" Ye Fan was a little surprised.

"Even if it is incomplete, its power is not comparable to ordinary sword formulas. It is your blessing to be able to practice!"

Yuechen glared at Ye Fan, feeling a little impatient.

"Okay, get out! I don't want to see you now, scumbag!"

(End of this chapter)