My system chooses to create an entertainment empire by itself

Chapter 79 Yan Zhi and the Cat
"Sleep, everyone go to sleep!" Yan Zhi didn't bother to care about these two, anyway, it would definitely be better the next day, and it was always like this.

It's just that when he walks, he always feels like there is an iron ring hanging on his legs.

"Yu Ping, can you please take this cat away?" He didn't even need to look, it must be that cat.

He couldn't believe it, how could the cat's feelings be so cheap?
Is this what sticks to him?

Yu Ping stretched out his hand to catch the cat, but when the cat saw Yu Ping's hand, it walked back around Yan Zhi's leg, and then sneaked out.

"It doesn't seem to like me anymore." Yu Ping was a little puzzled. Was the cat fine not long ago?

Geng Chen looked like he couldn't do it at this time, "Look at me." He also waved to the cat, but the cat turned in another direction around Yan Zhi's legs.

Yan Zhi glanced at it, wanted to take the cat's paw away from his feet, and then quickly slipped away.

As soon as he stretched his hand over there, the cat opened its mouth, as if it wanted to bite him, and he shrank back quickly.

At this moment, Yu Ping smiled and said, "The people in the pet shop said that when it wants to bite you, if you pat its head, it will lick your hand."

After hearing this, Yan Zhi gently stretched out a hand, and the cat opened its mouth again. Taking this opportunity, he patted the cat's head several times with his other hand.

The cat narrowed its eyes immediately, showing a look of enjoyment, and then stuck out its tongue.

"That's true?" Yan Zhi didn't know why, was it because of being domesticated?

Yu Ping looked confident: "Of course, the people in the pet store told me that cat feces can also be used as coffee beans!"

"???"

Are you sure that dark thing is coffee beans?How about you try it first?

Yan Zhi suddenly felt nauseous, he thought he would never drink coffee again.

Although he didn't drink it originally.

Yu Ping went on to say: "I just bought it after listening to other people's advice. I thought, Boss, you are drinking tea now, and you might want to drink coffee soon, so I bought a cat here."

When he spoke, he raised his head with an expression of "please praise me now", but Yan Zhi couldn't wait to slap the slippers over.

Geng Chen has kept his mouth shut to hold back his laughter since Yu Ping started talking about it, but now he can't hold back anymore, he burst out laughing:
"Haha, you're going to laugh me to death. You actually want Yan Zhi to drink shit, I can't, I'm about to die."

Geng Chen laughed hard, and even pushed Yu Ping.

Yu Ping blocked it with his hand and frowned: "If you don't understand anything, stop talking. Don't be like a child."

"You still have the nerve to call me a child?" Geng Chen didn't look angry at all, but laughed: "It is true that cat feces can be used as coffee beans, but it is the feces of civet cats, and the food you give civet cats has to be It's coffee fruit.

Now the cat shit you bought is just shit. "

Yu Ping suddenly became a little annoyed: "That person lied to me!"

"You may have misunderstood it yourself. They didn't say that all cat poop can be used as coffee beans. Moreover, you have bought a cat, so you don't even know whether cat poop can be drunk or not?" Geng Chen seized the opportunity and did not hesitate at all. Did not forget to be sarcastic.

"You look familiar?" Yan Zhi didn't even know that Geng Chen understood this thing, and asked, "Have you ever raised him?"

"I've raised it before." Geng Chenhuan folded his arms, and raised his eyebrows at Yu Ping arrogantly, as if raising a cat was superior to Yu Ping in his opinion.

Then he suddenly felt bad. Yan Zhi lifted the cat and stuffed it into his arms, nodded and said, "Then you can raise it, you have experience."

Yan Zhi thought very simply. There was no way he would let Yu Ping raise this guy. Yu Ping almost gave him shit. Who knew what would happen next.

Geng Chen is different. Although he is only a little bit smarter than Yu Ping by the nail of a little fingernail, he has raised cats, so he must know some common sense.

Inadvertently, Yan Zhi recognized the existence of this cat.

Geng Chen was speechless for a moment, he took the cat and stroked its fur according to his experience.

But the cat was still restless and wanted to jump off.

Yan Zhi and Yu Ping watched, and Geng Chen was determined to prove himself.

The cat wanted to run away, but he wouldn't let it run away. He hugged the cat tightly with one hand and stroked it harder and harder with the other hand.

"Are you looking like you're licking a cat?" Yan Zhi couldn't stand it anymore, he believed even Geng Chen wanted to peel off the skin.

"Look, just like this, the cat will behave." Geng Chen said with a smile.

As soon as this sentence was finished, the kitten raised its whiskers, bared its teeth, growled continuously, and at the same time patted Geng Chen's chest with its paws.

"Uh" Geng Chen's smile froze, and he quickly explained forcefully: "Look, I didn't pet it when I was talking to you just now, so it got angry. It seems that the cat you bought is very clingy."

As he spoke, he began to masturbate vigorously again, and he took care of his head specially.

Soon the cat stopped patting him and barking.

Yan Zhi couldn't stand it any longer, and snatched the cat over. This guy didn't look like he was masturbating a cat. This was clearly repression.

The cat that fell into Yan Zhi's arms kept staring at Geng Chen, howling in its mouth, and extending its claws towards Geng Chen, apparently wanting to pat Geng Chen.

Geng Chen can still explain at this time: "You see it has fallen in love with me now, it probably wants me to hug him now."

"Okay, okay." Yan Zhi patted the cat's head lightly twice, and then said to Yu Ping a little speechlessly: "Today, you take care of it first, and let me go if you don't want to shit."

He really had no choice, Yu Ping was not qualified at all, and Geng Chen was afraid that this guy would abuse small animals.

Throwing the cat into Yu Ping's arms, Yan Zhi quickly slipped away.

Waking up the next morning, Yan Zhi watched Bot as usual, and learned that the association awards would start in five days.

He hasn't made a sound since the system became ill. He doesn't know what's going on. Except for the basic functions, it's like he has completely turned into a machine and lost his intelligence.

Looking at the number of his fans, it seems that he is going to reach 3000w again.

The last time he watched it was two weeks ago, when the number of fans was only 2400 million.

How can it be so fast?Yan Zhi was a little surprised.

At this moment, he felt something squirming on the bed. Soon, a petite creature jumped on his stomach, and then lay on top of it.

Why is this cat in the bed again?

Yan Zhi picked up the cat, got up quickly, and saw a cat tray beside his bed.

But he was not careless. He first checked his bed, then scanned the cabinet, checking the entire room step by step before he breathed a sigh of relief.

Opening the door, Yu Ping was making breakfast.

He stepped forward and asked, "Why did you get the cat into my room?"

Because there were only three big men in the house, he didn't lock the door, and there was only a big wardrobe in his room, and Geng Chen might have to go there to pick up his clothes when he came back late.

Seeing that the heat was up, Yu Ping closed the lid of the pot and looked over: "Boss, it kept jumping towards you when you left, and it kept pushing the door open when I was sleeping.

Later, I had to send it to your room, but I also sent the cat box. "

　ps: Cat feces can be used to make tea when it is incinerated into ashes. If you have an idea, you can try it.

　　There is also a theory that burning cat feces and lard mixed with it can treat baldness.

　　psps: This is what is said on the Internet, and there are also documents on it. I have not tried it.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)