My Refrigerator Turned Into A Dungeon

Undersea Dungeon I

(Oh… Ooh…!?)

I returned to the front room after investigating the first floor of the undersea dungeon, and I was astonished. The reason was that Shark, who had taken off her black wetsuit, came straight to me. She was wearing a black bikini. She had a wide top bra without shoulder straps, and she was wearing high-waisted swimwear that covered her butt securely, like bloomers.

But what surprised me was what was inside that swimsuit.

Despite being almost the same height as Ruu, Shark had big bouncing breasts that stood out.

(You sneaky Shark! You deceived me! Where did you hide those amazing things!)

Though she couldn't match Serai-san, the college student with large breasts, she had proportions similar to Serai-san's when compared to her height. Damn it! What a growth rate! This can't continue, or the fabric won't hold up!

"Jung! How was it?! …Hmm, Jung?"

Shark looked up at me with a puzzled expression, tilting her head. Thanks to the angle difference in our heights, I could even see the cleavage. What power. Aren't bras like that supposed to prevent cleavage?

"Ah… Oh yeah! It's nothing. The monsters on the 1st floor are slimes."

For a moment, the bouncing slime I had seen just before and the bouncing breasts in front of me overlapped, and I saw a vision of bouncing breasts. I'm fine. I'm composed. In times like this, I should look at Ruu's smile and be comforted.

"Master! I want to fight a slime! (Zuui)"

(Oh no, the bouncing breasts have called for companions! What's happening!)

"Slimes? I heard they're tough to fight."

"Huh, is that so, coach?"

Furthermore, more voices chimed in, and 4 pairs of breasts surrounded me. No, four women surrounded me. Oh, that was close. Even I couldn't maintain an imperturbable expression with such an impenetrable wall of perverted lechery. If I didn't have my mask, I'd have been done for.

"Oh… Certainly, slimes are dangerous. They stick to you, and it's not easy to get them off. They secrete acid and attack, so there's a risk of chemical burns."

"What? Even though we came all this way!"

Calm down, Serai-san. Don't shake your body left and right like that. Your sports swimsuit is still [jiggling] your breasts.

"Ugh… (Thud)"

"Ah! Are you okay, Coach?"

Dropping to my knees, Ruu immediately bent to my eye level, concerned. So kind.

"Ah… Yeah, I'm fine, Ruu…"

It's just a mild case of anemia. Part of my body got a bit too energized, and the blood rushed there too quickly. I overindulged in eye candy all at once.

"We've been up all night, and we even dived to the bottom of the sea… You should take off that headgear and rest a little."

"Yeah, you're right, Nina-san. Let's take a short break…"

My body is fine, but my lower half is a bit overstimulated. It's better to wait for things to settle down than to wander around with my hips tensed up.

Encouraged by everyone, I took off my mask and lay down. Even though the dungeon floor must be hard and uncomfortable, Ruu insists on being my knee pillow. I'll gladly accept her kind offer.

"Thank you, Ruu. Doesn't it hurt?"

"No… I'm fine, coach."

Well, it must hurt. Sorry, I'll get up in about 3 minutes, once everyone is convinced.

"You're quite a handful. But coach, don't push yourself too hard."

"Jung… I heard. You've been driving all night to get here. I'm sorry. I didn't know…"

Nina-san sits beside me, and Shark bows her head next to me. I'm sorry for treating you like a villain after you showed me something so good.

"Well, since you're master, you'll recover soon, so we don't need to worry… (Thump) Wow! What's this?! It's so easy to see!"

No, Serai-san, could you be a little more considerate of me? Also, please don't play with the Bug King Mask.

Because of my momentary lapse, I've caused quite a concern for everyone. I'm sorry about that.

(Hmm. Everyone trusted me and followed me even to a dungeon at the bottom of the sea.)

Thinking like that fills me with a sense of embarrassment and happiness. And in this late-night mood, if these girls who worry about me so much can tolerate it, I feel like I can reveal a little bit of my secret.

"Hey, everyone, listen up."

"What is it, master?"

As I reach out to Ruu's shoulder, peeking into the mask of the Insect King, and sit up, I look around at everyone's faces.

"There's one easy way to defeat slimes. But I don't want to risk a battle without armor. But I can prepare something to substitute for armor…"

"Hmm, go on…?"

True to form, Nina-san urges me forward without asking unnecessary questions.

"But before I tell you about it, I want everyone to promise to keep my secret."

"Eep… What? No way!?"

"Huh, Ruu, what's wrong?"

Upon hearing this, Ruu's face turns pale, and she covers her mouth in shock. Serai-san embraces her, looking concerned. What's wrong, Ruu? What happened?

"Y-You're still… Ugh, are you an alien, Coach? (Shivering)"

What? Why would she think that? Oh, could it be because she peeked at my Bug King Suit scene earlier? Maybe she saw the slime dripping from the gaps or something. Movies with aliens that ooze slime like that seem to be quite common.

"Well, there's no way that's true. You can have something like this made as long as you pay enough money (Knock, knock)."

Saying this, Shark pats the chest of my Bug King Suit. Don't tap on it so casually, and it's a homemade suit, so it's not for sale.

"Ruu, I'm human. Just, I acquired some skills by chance."

"Ahh… I see."

Huh, what an unexpectedly nonchalant response.

"Lately, I've been hearing quite a bit about stuff like that. For example, when you fight in dungeons, you can gain skills from monsters, right?"

"Yeah, that's right. Considering your strength, it wouldn't be strange for you to have one or two skills."

"Really? Isn't it still uncertain due to misinformation on the internet…?"

"Just the other day, even the country officially recognized the existence of skills and announced, ‘If you've obtained skills or have information, please let us know,' on the news, coach."

Seriously. I didn't know that. Oh, come to think of it, since I started living with Serai-san to distance myself from impure thoughts, I've been meditating all the time. I've cut myself off from TV and computers. And I've become an information-illiterate illiterate left behind by the times.

"So… you're not an alien, coach, and you want us to keep the fact that you have skills a secret? (Heart pounding)"

"Yeah, that's right, Ruu."

"Understood! I'll keep coach's secret!"

Wait, why does Riuha seem so serious that she's mistaking me for an alien? Was I that weird?

"Anyway, it's probably best to keep it a secret, right?"

"If master wants us to keep his secret, then we will! (Thump)"

"Me too. If that's what it takes to keep the secret, I'll keep the secret about this dungeon too, okay?"

Alright, alright. It's great that everyone's so understanding.

"Got it. Thanks, everyone. Now, let me explain. The method to defeat slimes involves a shift in perspective, but to protect all of you. I'll use a skill. Shark, what do stuntmen use when they film scenes of people burning in movies?"

"Huh? Um, not gasoline or alcohol, right? You're talking about something to protect them, right? Like fire-resistant suits or non-flammable gel?"

"Yeah, you got it. Just as I thought. Impressive. When slimes attack, they first stick to you and then secrete acid. The acidity is like battery fluid, and it damages clothes, of course, if it touches your skin, you'll get chemical burns."

"Hmm… How about just making master faint, like usual?"

"No, Serai-san. Slimes aren't that kind of monster. Well, I guess you'll understand once you see it for yourself. Everyone, let's move a bit and go see the slimes."

I stand up, slide through the iron door, and start walking to show everyone the slimes.