My Refrigerator Turned Into A Dungeon

Third Dungeon Instruction

Sunday has arrived.

Today was the day I was going to teach 3 beautiful college girls in the dungeon. Until Sunday arrived, I spent my time in my room collecting information on the internet and watching anime to wait for the delivery of the items I ordered online.

Today, I'm going to the dungeon by train, not by bike. Tonight is a yakiniku party. It would be too lonely if I were the only one who couldn't drink at that time.

10:00. It took longer than usual, but I arrived on time. The 10:00 meeting time is to accommodate Ruha and the others. It takes girls a long time to get ready for anything.

"Good morning, Coach!

"Good morning, Coach…it's been a while."

The serious and cute Ruu and Nina, who is also a college girl but strangely sexy, were already in front of the dungeon store [Parade] where we had chosen to meet.

"Good morning you two, is Serai-san here yet?"

"No, she's here too. She's talking with the store owner right now.

As we were talking, Serai-san came out of the store.

"Oh, good morning, master. I'm going to be busy today, so he asked me to come out of the store.

"Ah, come to think of it, there are more people here today."

"Yes, it seems that more and more people are going into the dungeon. The manager was lamenting, we're sold out of metal bats and can't deliver them in time.

Serai-san lowered her voice to sound like an old man, perhaps imitating the store manager.

"Well, why don't you sell iron pipes or iron bars? Wrap some taping around your hands so they don't slip."

"Oh, that's a good idea! I'll tell the manager about that… Please wait for me!"

With that, Serai-san hurried back into the store.

The clearing where the goblin dungeon was located, which had been moved, was filled with people like an event hall.

"Well…I thought I'd get some exercise before entering the dungeon, but this is a problem."

"Yes, you're right. But, today's coach is very cool, handsome."

"Oh, yeah? Thank you, Ruu."

From my otaku point of view, I think the Bug King suit is cool. But that's only from an otaku's point of view. From a general perspective, it's just a creepy, monstrous Bug King.

So I put on a coat I bought on the internet over my Bug King suit. That would make it a little less conspicuous. The color is black, and I bought the biggest size I could find, so it's a little loose, but that makes it easier to move around. It looks like the coat worn by a female colonel with a full-body prosthesis, or a 0-Trix.

And if she wore such a black coat, she would probably wear a set of black sunglasses as well. So, without the Bug King suits mask, black coat, and sunglasses are how I look now. I have a feeling that the coach wears sunglasses as an image. But it's hot in the sun, even though I'm cooling my body with mucus, so I want to get into the dungeon as soon as possible.

"Oi! You're all dressed up and pretentious. You're going to get hurt real bad one of these days!"

When I went to the reception desk, I was once again berated by an elderly police officer. This officer was not going to stop until I said something to him.

But even after entering the dungeon, he was still an amazing person.

"Wow, you're a great guy inside too. What do you want, Coach?"

Hmmm. This goblin dungeon has passageways extending in 3 directions from the hall immediately after entering the entrance, but every way gets crowded with people.

"Wow. Why are there so many people here again?"

"Oh, there was a story circulating on the internet that some people who collect a lot of magic stones are using this place as a hunting ground."

When I questioned why it was so crowded, one of the strangers at the entrance told me. What a nice guy. If you're in trouble, I'll help you.

"Coach…"

"Master…"

"Oh, yeah. Let's go. If it's too crowded in the back, let's go down to the 2nd floor."

The monsters in this goblin dungeon are goblins. The goblins on the 1st floor are bare-handed, but those on the 2nd floor use clubs and rusty knives. However, that level of armament should be enough to deal with the monsters.

We moved to the 2nd floor because the 1st floor was crowded no matter where we went. However, there were also many people near the stairs of the second basement level.

"It can't be helped. Let's go a little further. Everyone, keep your shields up and watch your surroundings."

""""Yes!""""

When I gave them instructions like a teacher, the 3 responded nicely and readjusted their shields. All 3 are looking good, not being overwhelmed by the dungeon's atmosphere.

Still, once we left the stairs of the 2nd floor, the crowd became sparse, and we could walk through the corridors normally. Just then, we heard multiple male voices coming from around the bend at the end of the corridor.

"That's it! Get it!"

"Whoa!"

It seemed that a battle was taking place at that end.

I motioned with my hand for the three of them to wait there, and I went to the corner by myself to take a peek ahead.

(Oh, wow! I'm good at this.)

I saw 4 men fighting with goblins. But the way they were fighting was cool.

Two tied a net to the end of a long pole and covered the goblin with it, preventing it from swinging its weapon. Then, while holding the nets in place, they moved closer to the passageway's wall to clear the way. Two men with baseball bats proceeded between them to beat the goblin, who got stuck in the netting.

I beckoned to the three men.

"Look at them. They are fighting beautifully."

""""Wow~…""""

Ruu and the others roll their eyes at the fighting methods of the 4 male party.

(Yes, they're thinking, and planning their strategy very well.)

Seeing the way the four men fought, I was also impressed.

In other countries, even ordinary people can carry guns, so people in those countries bring guns into dungeons and do as they please. They do it the way they want to do it. This method costs the most money, but it is the easiest. In other countries, where tigers and other animals visit villages, people dive into dungeons with machetes and other such weapons.

In Japan, people aren't allowed to carry guns or long-bladed weapons without a special license.

Therefore, to fight monsters, you have to use your wits.

If it were me, I could do what they do and more by using my skill [Mucus]. But that isn't the case. It was great to see the 4 working together and beating the goblins to a pulp.

[Bohumph]

""Ah…""

Two men who had finished the battle turned around and realized we saw their fight.

[clap clap clap… (pachiri)]

[[[clap clap clap…]]]

I immediately applauded them, and the 3 college girls applauded them for making eye contact with me. They looked at each other with embarrassment and bowed back to me. Yes, it was a success. That's what Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the great Toyotomi, was best known for, the [praise-and-kill tactic].

We could leave the place without getting into an argument. If they were narrow-minded people, they would have said, [Our way of fighting is being stolen!], [What are you looking at without permission?] They might have complained angrily, saying things like.

"I didn't know there was such a way to fight!"

"Yes, we could have done that too."

"Yes, but the best part is that I wish I could throw a bow or a weapon!"

The three were talking about such things as they walked along. Serai-san was talking about something quite disturbing.

However, throwing bows and weapons is prohibited in dungeons open to the public. It would be a big problem if they hit other dungeon people. It would be a big problem if you hurt them, and it would be a big problem if you both had your weapons in your hands and you were like, [I got him!], [I've got hit!] in the middle of a dungeon, it could turn into a knife fight, depending on the momentum of the situation.

That's why I am very fortunate to do whatever I want in the dungeons that I have a monopoly over.