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Chapter 936 Hugo and the Alpaca
Chapter 936 Hugo and the Alpaca
When Hugo and Victor brought up this matter again, Victor also affirmed, "If Wenger needs such a midfielder, that's no problem at all. Vidal can be a strong supplement, and we can have a good talk. , it’s just that it’s not worth it to use Modric’s buyout right to make this deal.”
"I know, I know, you always think that Modric is better and better than Pjanic, but don't forget, this kid is not young, he doesn't have much potential to tap, not to mention Modric is very strong ?! I can’t see it!” Hugo didn’t hate Modric, but he didn’t appreciate it, he thought Modric wasn’t that eye-catching.
In fact, Hugo can only be regarded as half-baked. Victor and Wenger must be more accurate than him in judging people if they pay attention.
"Then I also know that he is indeed not a master, but he is still an important member of the team. I am going to let Cazorla leave in the summer, so Modric really has to think about it. Maybe he It shouldn't be in this deal!" Victor is now speaking more and more confidently.
"Fuck!"
"Don't swear! I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. You should listen to me after betting this game! Don't worry, when Agnelli comes, I will have a good chat with them. In short, I will bring Vidal to Trapani!" Victor He patted Hugo on the shoulder and said with a smile.
Hugo took a deep breath and conceded the bet. If you perform well, how can you support my ability? As long as the team doesn't take the initiative to send Messi away, everything else will be fine.
"Now is not the time to talk about this matter, we should wait until after the Champions League! Another friendly reminder, Carlos is really planning to leave, you should start the transfer of Lloris early, otherwise you will be very passive in the future!" Hugo concluded friendly reminder.
"He really wants to leave! How can that work?! I'm still waiting for him to fall out with Wenger!" Victor laughed, "Forget it, don't be bitter, I'm just kidding! I actually hope he stays, I will Talk to him, but I'll respect his opinion too!"
……
The attention of the Champions League final is very high. With the rise of Trapani and Barcelona, two offensive and entertaining teams in recent years, the popularity and influence of the Champions League have further expanded. It is not too much to say that the Champions League has made a huge contribution.
Because of the popularity, all kinds of news about the two teams before the finals flooded the entire media and news circles. Of course, various reports are also varied.
Hugo also got into a little trouble for this.
The cause was an alpaca named Nicholas.
That's right, alpacas.
Superstition is not a unique product of oriental culture. All human beings have superstitious habits. The World Cup in South Africa two years ago let the world know about Paul the Octopus. This octopus actually predicted all 7 games of the German team correctly, as well as Spain's victory over the Netherlands in the final. the result of.
Maybe it was because I knew too much and leaked the secret. A few months after the World Cup, Paul Daxian caught a cold and belched, Paul passed away, and there are thousands of Paul standing up. An alpaca called Nicholas.
The alpaca is named Nicholas and is 8 years old now.Previously, he had accurately predicted that Chelsea would beat Liverpool to win the FA Cup. Before the Champions League final between Chelsea and Bayern, Nicholas played again. Facing Chelsea's blue jersey and Bayern's red jersey, it stood again. Blues side.Its owner, 64-year-old Linda Johnson, said: "The alpaca is always slow. Nicholas thought about it for 2 minutes, walked around the jersey, and then nuzzled the blue ball."
Johnson is confident in his alpaca and thinks that Nicholas will definitely surpass Paul the octopus as the new animal star. "The alpaca is very smart and has keen observation skills. It is much smarter than an octopus. I believe it will be better than Paul," Johnson added. "Nicholas has always been interested in football. He always puts his nose on the ball He was running around and the other 7 alpacas with him were not interested in football at all. One of our caretakers is a fan and he always listens to the game on the radio, and Nicholas always joins in at this time. We joked that Nicholas' favorite player must be Valderrama, because llama sounds like llama."
The story is as simple as that. An English tabloid reported a story about an alpaca prediction competition. It was unlikely that this kind of story would reach Hugo’s ears if it was told a hundred times. There are many boring people in China, and there are also many boring animal stars. Who cares about this.
But on such a day, a certain host of TV One got the news from nowhere, so when Hugo went to Rome to attend a TV show, he was asked this inexplicable story when he was interviewed .
"I've never believed in animal predictions! That's a joke. For example, this alpaca, whose role should be lying on the dining table rather than appearing in this story to make me laugh! Well, it probably forgets itself The essential work! Maybe I will buy it and tell him not to be a magic stick!" Hugo teased the alpaca named Nicholas in a joking tone.
Who knew that this statement was even saddened by animal protection organizations. Some alpaca lovers emailed Hugo and left messages, reprimanding Hugo for not caring for animals. He wanted to hurt such a cute animal as an alpaca, which was simply too cruel.
Even the leader of a certain animal protection organization publicly said that Hugo did not protect animals, he was evil and he was not a good person.
All kinds of things, these animal protectionists who are in the heat actually hate Hugo. Some of them even held a demonstration at the headquarters of Hugo International Investment Company in Trapani. They demanded Hugo apologize and sincerely recognize his mistakes .
Did not say, Hugo will not apologize, it is impossible to apologize.
"I really think this world is so funny, they actually asked me to apologize! I didn't do anything, I just scolded that alpaca that shouldn't be a magic stick, it was used by its owner to win everyone's attention , Very poor! I didn’t kill that alpaca, did I?! So why should I apologize?!” Hugo appeared in the media photos with a funny look on you.
"You are a group of people who like to gossip, well, you succeeded! Thank you very much!" After Hugo finished speaking, he ignored the barking of these so-called animal protection organizations.
These people are also ruthless enough. They organized a heat-generating activity. Volunteers took photos of "Mr. Colani, I want to heat up!" and took photos with various animals!
This trick was cruel enough, Hugo immediately became the headlines and the laughing stock of the whole world, Hugo's friends and relatives wanted to express their comfort, but it made Hugo so embarrassed, I still fucking offended Offended people, these people are really idle, mess with me, make trouble for me!
"The best way to deal with them is to ignore them. If you ignore them, it will only make things worse!" Julia couldn't help laughing at home. No one thought that she would take this seriously. The matter actually turned into this step, but the real harm to Hugo is nothing, after all, the other party is an animal protectionist, and if he is an animal, he should protect it. People like Hugo are also considered higher animals, and they belong to the ranks of their protection , just let Hugo taste what it's like to be a laughing stock.
"Don't worry! One day my mother will kill that alpaca named Nicholas and eat it! To relieve my hatred!" Hugo gritted his teeth!
(End of this chapter)
When Hugo and Victor brought up this matter again, Victor also affirmed, "If Wenger needs such a midfielder, that's no problem at all. Vidal can be a strong supplement, and we can have a good talk. , it’s just that it’s not worth it to use Modric’s buyout right to make this deal.”
"I know, I know, you always think that Modric is better and better than Pjanic, but don't forget, this kid is not young, he doesn't have much potential to tap, not to mention Modric is very strong ?! I can’t see it!” Hugo didn’t hate Modric, but he didn’t appreciate it, he thought Modric wasn’t that eye-catching.
In fact, Hugo can only be regarded as half-baked. Victor and Wenger must be more accurate than him in judging people if they pay attention.
"Then I also know that he is indeed not a master, but he is still an important member of the team. I am going to let Cazorla leave in the summer, so Modric really has to think about it. Maybe he It shouldn't be in this deal!" Victor is now speaking more and more confidently.
"Fuck!"
"Don't swear! I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. You should listen to me after betting this game! Don't worry, when Agnelli comes, I will have a good chat with them. In short, I will bring Vidal to Trapani!" Victor He patted Hugo on the shoulder and said with a smile.
Hugo took a deep breath and conceded the bet. If you perform well, how can you support my ability? As long as the team doesn't take the initiative to send Messi away, everything else will be fine.
"Now is not the time to talk about this matter, we should wait until after the Champions League! Another friendly reminder, Carlos is really planning to leave, you should start the transfer of Lloris early, otherwise you will be very passive in the future!" Hugo concluded friendly reminder.
"He really wants to leave! How can that work?! I'm still waiting for him to fall out with Wenger!" Victor laughed, "Forget it, don't be bitter, I'm just kidding! I actually hope he stays, I will Talk to him, but I'll respect his opinion too!"
……
The attention of the Champions League final is very high. With the rise of Trapani and Barcelona, two offensive and entertaining teams in recent years, the popularity and influence of the Champions League have further expanded. It is not too much to say that the Champions League has made a huge contribution.
Because of the popularity, all kinds of news about the two teams before the finals flooded the entire media and news circles. Of course, various reports are also varied.
Hugo also got into a little trouble for this.
The cause was an alpaca named Nicholas.
That's right, alpacas.
Superstition is not a unique product of oriental culture. All human beings have superstitious habits. The World Cup in South Africa two years ago let the world know about Paul the Octopus. This octopus actually predicted all 7 games of the German team correctly, as well as Spain's victory over the Netherlands in the final. the result of.
Maybe it was because I knew too much and leaked the secret. A few months after the World Cup, Paul Daxian caught a cold and belched, Paul passed away, and there are thousands of Paul standing up. An alpaca called Nicholas.
The alpaca is named Nicholas and is 8 years old now.Previously, he had accurately predicted that Chelsea would beat Liverpool to win the FA Cup. Before the Champions League final between Chelsea and Bayern, Nicholas played again. Facing Chelsea's blue jersey and Bayern's red jersey, it stood again. Blues side.Its owner, 64-year-old Linda Johnson, said: "The alpaca is always slow. Nicholas thought about it for 2 minutes, walked around the jersey, and then nuzzled the blue ball."
Johnson is confident in his alpaca and thinks that Nicholas will definitely surpass Paul the octopus as the new animal star. "The alpaca is very smart and has keen observation skills. It is much smarter than an octopus. I believe it will be better than Paul," Johnson added. "Nicholas has always been interested in football. He always puts his nose on the ball He was running around and the other 7 alpacas with him were not interested in football at all. One of our caretakers is a fan and he always listens to the game on the radio, and Nicholas always joins in at this time. We joked that Nicholas' favorite player must be Valderrama, because llama sounds like llama."
The story is as simple as that. An English tabloid reported a story about an alpaca prediction competition. It was unlikely that this kind of story would reach Hugo’s ears if it was told a hundred times. There are many boring people in China, and there are also many boring animal stars. Who cares about this.
But on such a day, a certain host of TV One got the news from nowhere, so when Hugo went to Rome to attend a TV show, he was asked this inexplicable story when he was interviewed .
"I've never believed in animal predictions! That's a joke. For example, this alpaca, whose role should be lying on the dining table rather than appearing in this story to make me laugh! Well, it probably forgets itself The essential work! Maybe I will buy it and tell him not to be a magic stick!" Hugo teased the alpaca named Nicholas in a joking tone.
Who knew that this statement was even saddened by animal protection organizations. Some alpaca lovers emailed Hugo and left messages, reprimanding Hugo for not caring for animals. He wanted to hurt such a cute animal as an alpaca, which was simply too cruel.
Even the leader of a certain animal protection organization publicly said that Hugo did not protect animals, he was evil and he was not a good person.
All kinds of things, these animal protectionists who are in the heat actually hate Hugo. Some of them even held a demonstration at the headquarters of Hugo International Investment Company in Trapani. They demanded Hugo apologize and sincerely recognize his mistakes .
Did not say, Hugo will not apologize, it is impossible to apologize.
"I really think this world is so funny, they actually asked me to apologize! I didn't do anything, I just scolded that alpaca that shouldn't be a magic stick, it was used by its owner to win everyone's attention , Very poor! I didn’t kill that alpaca, did I?! So why should I apologize?!” Hugo appeared in the media photos with a funny look on you.
"You are a group of people who like to gossip, well, you succeeded! Thank you very much!" After Hugo finished speaking, he ignored the barking of these so-called animal protection organizations.
These people are also ruthless enough. They organized a heat-generating activity. Volunteers took photos of "Mr. Colani, I want to heat up!" and took photos with various animals!
This trick was cruel enough, Hugo immediately became the headlines and the laughing stock of the whole world, Hugo's friends and relatives wanted to express their comfort, but it made Hugo so embarrassed, I still fucking offended Offended people, these people are really idle, mess with me, make trouble for me!
"The best way to deal with them is to ignore them. If you ignore them, it will only make things worse!" Julia couldn't help laughing at home. No one thought that she would take this seriously. The matter actually turned into this step, but the real harm to Hugo is nothing, after all, the other party is an animal protectionist, and if he is an animal, he should protect it. People like Hugo are also considered higher animals, and they belong to the ranks of their protection , just let Hugo taste what it's like to be a laughing stock.
"Don't worry! One day my mother will kill that alpaca named Nicholas and eat it! To relieve my hatred!" Hugo gritted his teeth!
(End of this chapter)
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