Chapter 31: Is this world actually full of crazy people?
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Varakiel was sitting in the guild tavern and in front of him…darkness
Varakiel: So ms darkness, what is the reason for you to call me?
Darkness: I want to join your party!
Varakiel: Of course welcome aboard.
Darkness: hrrk…eh? ehhhhh!? That easily!?
Varakiel: ¿? Miss darkness you are a crusader, an advanced class of course as an adventurer I would want someone like you in my team.
Darkness:....b-but that….uhhh (i made a mistake ahhhhh)
Varakiel who understands darkness very well wouldn't give her what she wants that easily
Varakiel then kindly smiles at her.
Varakiel: I am really glad to have someone like darkness in my party. Now I can finally rest assured that you will take the strikes of the enemies head on, someone who I can trust with my life. Thank you for your cooperation in the future ms darkness.
Darkness: t-that i-i y-you...leave it to me….
Varakiel: Alright then let's go to meet your other companions!
Varakiel then drags darkness out of the guild hall.
Kazuma: well at least she wouldn't botter me….
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Varakiel and darkness on the way to the inn.
Varakiel: i am sure you would like everyone, hehehe.
Darkness: y-yeah….
Varakiel: ( hehe is time!)
Salamander: (perverts, both of you…but more her)
Varakiel then suddenly and forcefully drags darkness to an empty alley.
And ….kabe don!
Darkness:!!!!!(c-could it be!?)
Varakiel: Now listen here you pervert, and listen well because I'll only say it once, you will only show this side of you to your new master from now on you heard me!?
Darkness got as red as a tomato.
Varakiel then grabs her chin…..and gets close to her mouth.
Darkness: w-wait. Noooo stop s-someone….
Varakiel then suddenly stops…
Varakiel: hehe,
Darkness: eh? Ehhhhh?
Varakiel: little one, listen well, if you want to do those kind of things please learn the time and place, remember that not only you but your friends have a reputation.
Darkness: t-that…..i am sorry.
Varakiel: good, remember don't act like this when we are fighting a small slip from you could get someone killed no matter how good as a crusader you are.
Darkness listens to his advice seriously.
Darkness: I am sorry sir, I will reflect on my actions.
Varakiel: good….but your new master is me understood? No matter what others say you, are, mine, now.
Darkness shivers from his words.
Varakiel then gets close to her ear.
Varakiel: let me tell you I have met a bunch of perverts like you so I know what you want, serve well and I'll reward, pig.
Darkness: y-yes master!
Varakiel: good~. But remember this is only private, when we are with others i will love and pamper you like everyone else so get accustomed to it alright?
Darkness: a-alright.
Varakiel: my name is varakiel fateburn, i am an adventurer is nice to have you with us darkness.
Darkness: thanks varakiel i promise you that no one will go over me.
Varakiel: and?
Darkness: i will only serve you master….
Varakiel: good~. Now let's go.
Darkness:(i hit the jackpot!!!)alright.
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Varakiel: alright so this is darkness. She Will be our main defense from now on.
Darkness: is nice to meet you i am darkness my class is a crusader, but i am clumsy and my attacks barely land so i can only act as a shield please take care of me.
Granberia: what do you mean clumsy?
Varakiel: she was born with an incompatibility for swords but great as defense, sadly her only option was a crusader.
Granberia:....well how strong is she?
Varakiel:hmmm… she can withstand megumin's explosion.
Megumin: what!?
Granberia: i see very strong then, alright welcome aboard i guess
Megumin: yeah is reassuring to have a crusader together with varakiel and ms
granberia!
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Varakiel: hehe, she calls you ms granberia now.
Granberia:....she is a good child….now tell me about the other girl darkness what's her catch?
Varakiel: ...
Varakiel then tells what he did….
Granberia: ...
Granberia was in shock she couldn't believe such pervert exist…
Granberia:...are you sure?
Varakiel: her defense in the future wouldn't be a joke
Granberia: very well….pervert, but her more.
Varakiel: yeah i dont like that kind of pervert that much but oh well beggars can't be choosers.
Granberia: true….well good night…dear.
Varakiel: hehe, good night honey.
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Then the next day…
Varakiel: oh? Undead monsters?....(wiz?)
Salamander: (who?)
Varakiel: (one of the demon king general.)
Salamander: (neat)
Varakiel: alright ill get this one.
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Receptionist: are you sure varakiel, fighting undeads are hard without a priest….
Varakiel: oh….then i will learn magic from aqua.
Receptionist: ….. good luck and don't mix with idiots or you will become one too…
Varakiel:...m-mhm.
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Varakiel: hello aqua…
Aqua: ah its you, what do you want?
Aqua was clearly enjoying her beer…
Varakiel: ill get straight to the point, teach me your best exorcism magic and in exchange i'll give you 300k eris
Aqua: 3-300k!? Alright deal!.
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Granberia: that easy?
Varakiel: mhm she's desperate until that guy Kazuma starts to use his luck to get money i have to get everything from aqua but her resurrection spell will be hard to get.
Granberia: i see.
Megumin: Great here we are…but what should I do.
Varakiel: easy if there's an enemy you blow it up after we drag it away from the cemetery.
Granberia: if?
Varakiel: I think someone is helping the zombies in here….
Darkness: someone is purifying them?
Varakiel: i think so…lets wait for the night at check it out…
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Varakiel: so i was right….
Wiz: ah sorry to make you come here i didn't think my actions would cause a ruckus!
Everyone found wiz helping the undead to ascend.
Varakiek: is okay, do you need any help sending them to heaven?
Wiz: well if you can do something i would appreciate the help…
Varakiel: Alright then , everyone please alight in here to send you to heaven….
Varakiel then uses sacred turn undead on the zombies and souls…
Megumin:.....then when i will use explosion…..
Darkness: this was unexpected…..
Granberia: get use to these things you two.
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Wiz: ah thank you sir, with this the souls have ascended in peace.
Varakiel: mhm, but i think you shouldn't do this. There's an arch-priest in Axel. You should leave this to her….
Wiz: is that soo?...but this problem as go on by at least a week….
Varakiel: And no one has come yet? Seriously these days you can't trust in Churches.
Granberia: I never trusted in gods to begin with; they are selfish and unreliable...most of them.
Megumin: really, hmph.
Darkness:hmm…i must report this later.
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Varakiel and everyone else walks out of the cemetery
Varakiel: Woah, that took all night the sun is almost rising, let's go back today. We will rest up all day. We can't work today or our sleep cycle will get messy.
Megumin: okay!
Darkness: alright then if you excuse me I'll see you tomorrow.
Darkness then walks to her house.
Granberia: well i guess you and me are training all day….
Wiz: I am sorry for causing you such trouble. I even ruined your plans…
Varakiel: It's okay so we will go back.
Wiz: ah wait i want to reward you properly so please come to my shop when you have time….
Wiz hands a paper with her address.
Varakiel: Alright then see you later wiz i wish you luck.
Wiz: thanks again.
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Back in the inn
Varakiel: Alright megumin you must be tired little one go to sleep.
Megumin, who was clearly sleepy, falls to the bed.
Varakiel: hehe.
Varakiel then picks her staff and puts her in bed properly.
Granberia: it seems you see her as your child.
Varakiel: oh don't fool anyone i know you do as well.
Granberia: yeah….i guess having a daughter isn't so bad….
Varakiel: alright i will deliver the quest and then check out for new ones for tomorrow, I'll be back.
Granberia: see you….
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Varakiel: and that's about it.
Receptionist: i see so someone was performing a purifying ritual …. seriously church's both eris and axis are so unreliable ...but I am afraid I can't approve your quest completion…
Varakiel: no problem but i still had to tell what happened after all,
Adventurer: hey, didja hear? They say one of the demon king's generals moved into that castle on the hill outside town!
Varakiel then smiles to himself
Varakiel: (the first one is here…)
Salamander: (hehehe time to lure out the prey….)