My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing

"Squeak... (You didn't bring any food? No worries, the offerings here are edible, I usually eat them.)"

A man and a monkey, after a chaotic negotiation, once again inexplicably reached a consensus.

"Whoosh!"

Chen Yu pulled out a folding military shovel from his robe, unfolded it, and pointed to the nearest grave: "Squeak? (Let's dig that one first!)"

"Squeak squeak! (Good! Eat that first!)" The monkey nodded, jumping up and down.

And with a somersault, it landed on Chen Yu's shoulder.

Chen Yu licked his lips, no longer hesitating, took a few big steps forward, and fiercely kicked the altar, letting the fruit offerings scatter and spill.

Monkey: "(*ﾟﾛﾟ)"

He then swung the shovel down with force!

Monkey: "٩(º﹃º٩)"

The monkey perched on Chen Yu's shoulder was dumbfounded!

Its originally round head had turned square.

After a moment of stunned foolishness, it hurriedly fled in fear, standing dozens of meters away, squealing chaotically.

"So particular," Chen Yu dug with even more vigor, "even cheering me on."

"Boom—"

He decisively unleashed his special abilities, his muscles bulging! His entire being seemed like a gear set in motion, and in just half a minute, he had unearthed a coffin from beneath the large grave.

Monkey: "Holy crap aaaaahhh!!!"

Chen Yu turned back, puzzled, "Did you just talk?"

"Squeak! Squeak squeak squeak!" The monkey, frantic, scratched its head and cheeks.

Blinking, Chen Yu seemed to have gotten used to it and paid no further attention. He continued to dig out the back half of the coffin.

When the entire coffin was unearthed, it was as though he saw the light.

Indeed.

It was light.

This coffin was glowing.

The material appeared jade-like but wasn't jade, emitting a faint, elegant fragrance.

Unexpectedly, it made Chen Yu's appetite surge...

"Confirmed."

"This third layer is definitely an A-grade top cemetery."

'Otherwise, who would use such a fancy coffin for a decent person.'
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Excited, he rubbed his hands together, threw aside the military shovel, and hurriedly pushed open the coffin lid.

The sight inside made him even more certain of his judgment.

The corpse inside had not a trace of decay!

From the head, chest, to the legs, feet.

The exposed skin was all "crystal clear" and "radiant."

Not to mention marks of decomposition.

There wasn't even a smell of decay!

Atop its head, the title read, "Corpse that fell a thousand years ago."

"Hiss!"

Chen Yu gasped, his heart pounding.

As a still C-grade small fry, he couldn't fathom how a corpse could remain undecayed for a thousand years.

But he knew, he had struck gold.

With no reverence or respect, he yanked the "thousand-year-old corpse" out of the coffin, "plop" throwing it onto the ground. Chen Yu stuck his head into the coffin, searching everywhere for burial objects.

"Tatatata..." In the distance, the monkey had already started to shiver.

"This poor?"

Even after lifting the coffin liner, Chen Yu still didn't find any burial objects and had to give up, turning back to the thousand-year-old corpse.

He circled the corpse twice, falling into deep thought.

The title was "Corpse that fell a thousand years ago."

Though it included the word "corpse," it wasn't a typical "corpse" after all.

Changing its title wouldn't grant any skills.

"So..."

Chen Yu took out a whitefang knife from his robe, under the monkey's desperately watching eyes, quickly dismembered the former A-grade top corpse.

Surprisingly easy to cut!

No different than cutting other corpses.

Half a minute later, the title changed.

From "Corpse that fell a thousand years ago" to "Corpse hacked into thousands of pieces a thousand years ago."

Chen Yu was not discouraged.

He picked up the military shovel again, furiously smashed every piece of bone, muscle, tissue of the A-grade top dismembered corpse...

Monkey: "..."

Extreme emotional fluctuations gradually settled into silence.

The only thought echoing in the monkey's mind at this moment was,

'Has humanity perished?'

"..."

"Pfft!"

Five minutes later, the last part of the A-grade top was smashed into a mush.

Chen Yu, satisfied, exhaled softly, quietly waiting for the "mush's" title to transform.

Soon, the title changed.

It turned into "Thousand-year-old rotten meat."

Chen Yu: "..."

Chen Yu: "So you just can't let go of 'the thousand years,' huh?"

With a B-grade face expression, Chen Yu suppressed his anger, took out the coffin liner, wrapped all the tissues in it, and carried it away.

It's worth mentioning that perhaps due to being dead for a thousand years, the corpse did not bleed at all from beginning to end.

"Thunder Monkey, I'm heading out first, I'll be back later. Bye."

After greeting the statue-like monkey, Chen Yu walked into the third-floor compartment, unlocked the ceiling blockade, and leaped upward to the second floor.

"Master, what... what are you carrying?"

"Nothing, mind your own business," Chen Yu quickened his pace: "Focus on your pregnancy."

"Ah, okay," the woman in the bodysuit blushed: "Disciple obeys you."

"Hmm hmm."

Walking towards the first-floor ancestral tomb, Chen Yu was expressionless.

Indeed.

No matter how strong the power, how great the ability, how high the status.

Regardless of being male or female.

As long as they are in love, they're no different than fools...

"Thud!"

Leaving the second floor, he jumped to the first floor.

Chen Yu closed the metal floor door between the two floors tightly. Then he activated his abilities, reverting his "old man with a white beard" appearance back to normal.

Carrying the chopped up meat, he surveyed the area and said, "Woof!"

"Woof woof woof—"

A husky, wearing a pair of glasses, came running over like a fierce wolf, then skidded to a halt in front of Chen Yu.

Chen Yu: "Where did you get those glasses?"