My Girlfriend Tempting Setups

Ouch.

My bones hurt. I lost track of how much I drank.

How many pubs did I go to yesterday?

Well. I don't remember.

Even when I woke up, I felt nauseous, and the ceiling was spinning slowly.

'Where am I?'

I took a quick look, but it wasn't my house.

I wonder if a single-room studio like that for a single father can be compared to such a spacious and wonderful room.

'Is it a hotel?'

No.

The structure resembles a hotel, but there is a sense of living in the cleanly organized rooms.

First, I raised my upper body and looked at the surroundings.

The bed I was lying on was large, king-size, so big that it would be a waste to sleep alone. The pillow I had been sleeping on had a fragrant flower scent. My pillow has turned yellow and smells like a widower, but compared to that, it is a world away.

"It's spacious and nice. It even has a magnificent chandelier."

If I think about it with common sense, it was clearly Seong Yeon's bedroom where we drank together.

I came to my senses and got down from my seat.

Only then did I feel uncomfortable with the clothes I was wearing. White short sleeves and black shorts with a giant tree mark on the shoulder. It didn't look cheap as it had good ventilation and no discomfort.

This is my first time seeing these clothes.

Looking at the pattern, isn't it something like the daily clothes that the guild distributes to guild members?

'It's the perfect size. Did they change my clothes according to size while I was sleeping?'

This is truly sincerity.

The sincerity is so excessive that it feels burdensome.

"I'm alone here... I think the room is too big for one person."

The marble floor was cold and extremely unfamiliar. A large three-seater sofa, even though I live alone. The TV was big enough to cover the wall, and the kitchen was so spacious and clean that it couldn't be compared to my studio apartment.

I don't clean up right away after drinking yesterday, so it's dirty.

But there is no soap at all, to the point where I wonder who lives here.

Hmm. Who cleans it up? Or do you clean it yourself?

"Seong yeon. Seong yeon. Song Seong yeon~! I'm awake. Are you awake?"

I searched the room for a while, calling her name, but there was no answer and no sign of recognition.

All I can hear is the sound of the washing machine running.

It looks like she didn't sleep in a different room, but there is still moisture left at the foot of the shower room.

'Did she wash up and leave?'

Due to her personality, she is not a child I would leave alone. I thought she might have had some urgent business to do, so I looked around the room again and went back to the bedroom to find my things.

Cell phone… Wallet… ID…

'Where did my clothes go? Could it be that since the laundry was being done earlier, it was done along with mine?'

My throat is sore. Could it be that I vomited?

… Really?

Oh fuck. After having a drink with a friend for the first time in a while, I end up vomiting and she was doing the laundry? It's so embarrassing.

"It's really shit. I am not even a kid, but I was so excited... I don't even want to imagine how much of an asshole she must have thought of me."

To relieve my embarrassment, I tidied up the bedding and checked my phone first.

… Ah.

[Today's incoming call history]

[Sender: ♡ Seong-yeon♡]

[8:30 AM]

[Oh, I should leave a message for this].

[Hello prostitute. I have some urgent business to run. The guild asked me to appear in the production of the Hunter documentary. I'll be back by 10 a.m. At the latest. Don't worry, I put the clothes back in the laundry. If you are going to go out, I have something to wear in the closet next to the bed, so take it out and put it on.]

[If you're hungry, there's a restaurant for guild members only, so go there, or just take a short walk.]

[I'm sorry for leaving you alone.]

[I'm sorry.]

{A/N: MC nickname is prostitute from now on. His name, Hong Chang, sounds like prostitute when it is said fast in Korean. I think. Anyway, his nickname is prostitute from now on}]

As expected, she is meticulous. I may not have read it, but she left a message.

She even registered her number. I don't know why she added a heart, but let's think of it as cuteness.

"She said she will be back in 10 o'clock... It's 9 o'clock right now. Will she come back in an hour?"

At this point, I was sure where this was.

This is the guild home.

"It's about clothes... She said she was busy with work, but did she have time to take care of my clothes?"

'What kind of time magician are you?'

 I opened the closet while admiring the ridiculous ability to act.

It is a spacious closet. The smell is also nice and antique.

As I gazed inside, immersed in the fragrant scent of wood, I was impressed by the fact that they had actually prepared clothes according to my size.

'From simple gear and armor to everyday clothes... I'm grateful, but where are my underwear?'

First, I wear everyday clothes, but I don't have any important pants.

Even if it was Seong yeon, it would have been okay to put on my pants.

However, it's a bit difficult to get dressed without pants, so I opened the bottom compartment where socks and underwear are stored under the dresser to see if there were any trunks left.

Was it then?

'That' caught my eye.

'Huh?'

….

… It's panties.

Well, it's panties, but... The problem was that it wasn't the panties I was looking for.

Oh my god, fuck. What is this?

'It's for women, right?'

Black, transparent, lace & butterfly.

So-called adult underwear...

"What? Why is there something like this in this girl's closet?"

She acted like she was a boy, but his pupils shook as if she really had a hobby of dressing up as a woman inside. His butt felt cold, as if he had been stabbed while he was sleeping.

"Gasp!"

And in my confusion, something appeared that made me step on the accelerator.

"Crazy."

Bravo! Bravo! Big bra!

What is this, really?

"What is this? Why the fuck is something like this coming out of her closet?"

I know it's rude, but it was so shocking that I held it with both hands and lifted it without thinking.

Big! Wide! Heavy!

It's so huge that it feels like my face could fit into one width of the bra!!

What? What does this mean? Does Seong-yeon mean that that bastard's hobbies are like that?

Aren't the breasts of the woman wearing this in the triple digits?

Oh my god, is that possible?

'Let's calm down.' Sing a song to calm down... Ah, ah, braving the sea of fire from the shells~♪ For the peace of my hometown, my parents, my brothers~♪ Comrades, my country~♪ I will protect it~♪ Ah, is this right? That's true, but what am I doing? This is not the time!!'

I can't express in words the embarrassment I felt when I found a black bra with ridiculously large breasts in the closet of a childhood friend I hadn't seen in a long time.

Women's underwear and this ridiculously sized bra...

What kind of achievement does this girl have? Are you dressing up as a woman like this?

Is that guy really a lesbian in the first place?.

"Use it."

I know it's rude behavior. That I am doing something crazy.

However, to check, I held the bra in my hand to my face.

It was so fucking big that my entire face went into one side of the bra, and I could smell it.

'It's the smell of life. It kind of smells like a woman...?'

Sniff. Sniff.

I wondered if this was really for cosplay.

Because it smelled very feminine.

When I kept pushing my nose into her, wondering if it was really a girl...

『──What are you doing there?』

….

The world froze.

"… Hiccup."

I looked away.

Slowly, very slowly, like Pinocchio without oil on his neck, I came face to face with the owner of the voice.

It was clearly the first time I saw this woman, but at the same time I knew who she was.

"Who are you?"

The first thing that caught my eye was its sexy appearance.

Her blonde hair tied back in a short ponytail and her blue eyes filled with disgust pierced me.

'Fucked. I know who this girl is.'

Ranked 12th. Deputy guild master of [Vegetation].

Her second name is [Deacon].

This is the hysterical woman who was often interviewed side by side with Seong-yeon and whom she praised so harshly yesterday!

"Can't you hear? I'm asking who you are and what on earth you're doing here."

Under the special home clothes that fit her nickname, the white gloves on her fists trembled.

The wetness was so big that it could be described as vulgar, so it was clearly visible that it was the size of the bra I was holding. Her buttocks are not inferior to her breasts, but she acts blunt and boyish, so she is a type that will be greatly favored by a certain sex wall.

Such a feminine and boyish butler showed hostility towards me.

Her eyes were as if she was going to kill me at any moment, and the veins on her forehead were not hidden!

'I'm really screwed!!'

"I…"

"No. That's enough. There's no need to say more. If you're so hesitant, even though I gave you a chance to talk, it's obvious what you're talking about."

"Yes? No, that's what I..."

"That's it. Stop talking. The air in Seong Yeon's room is rotting because of your presence."

Aura overflowed from her whole body.

Wow, look at the fucking sheep. An Auror has taken shape that a D-class person like me could never imitate.

A huge [Golden Lion] appeared behind her back, and she freely displayed her anger, expressing her current mood through Aura.

It was her angry beast, her skin, that wrapped around her body.

"This is the room of my master and benefactor, Seong-yeon. You are such an evil person that you are not only trespassing into the master's room but are also doing something obscene. No matter what you say, I will not let you live."

"Oh wait! Wait, wait, wait! Let's talk about it!"

"There is no need for that. You will disappear from here without a trace. Literally lost. No one in this world will remember you. Therefore, a will is meaningless, and even if you leave a will, no one will remember you."

What on earth does that mean?

Live? Don't you remember?

Maybe a skill!?

Hey, the top rankers have such hideous skills!!

'Jiiiiinjja is fucked. How do I explain this? How can I explain it!? I'll look like a crazy person breaking into someone else's room and stealing bras!'

That too in the guild leader room!

 A woman's bra!

Rather, this is Seong Yeon's product!?

"Mr. Nameless degenerate. Please go to the other world and repent."

"Off! Shut up!!!"

"─Die. Trash."

Ranked 12th, flew in front of me with the lion's aura.

I was sure that I would die if I was hit by the amount of aurora gathered in my fist, but I had no weapon to block it.

So it can't be helped; it really can't be helped! I swung 'it'!

"Uuuuuck!!!!! TAKE IT aaaaaH!!! Super HUGE BRA GARDU!

"What-!?"

Taaaaah!!!

'Phew, blocked!'

"This pervert!!"

Three-digit Big Bra strengthened with Aura vs. Ranker Hunter's Golden Aura Punch.

A battle that will make anyone laugh and be embarrassed to see the faces of our ancestors has just begun.