Chapter 29: Chapter 46 – 10th Floor Gate Exam
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[The constellation 'Knight of Pure Love' welcomes you.]
A message about a constellation I've never seen before popped up before my eyes.
This was a proof of being chosen by God that only the top rankers can see.
At the same time that caught my eye, I heard an exciting song coming from afar.
"Exsaiiiiing!!!!!!"
"!?"
Doom chit, dum chit, dum chit!
The iron knight clanked like a kettle with a cheerful song.
Without hesitation, he shouted in a frivolous manner that was excessive for a knight.
"Pure love is the best~~~!! Ehahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"
I don't know what it is.
I can't understand the situation.
The knight appeared in a dark space under a ray of light and shouted at me.
"You also say that Soon is the best!!!!"
He was crazy.
*
….
… Even while I was dumbfounded, the commotion continued.
In the center of an old stone bridge worthy of an old castle, there is a huge gate blocking the road.
The full-plate driver standing in front of him is the gatekeeper.
He continued to shout while waving his proud red tail feathers.
"Ah, it's only been a few days since I was a challenger! Surprisingly, it hasn't been that long! I wonder if the impression of the previous challenger is dim because everyone who comes has been defeated... Nehaha! It's really difficult because it's full of people with no spirit! Haha!!"
He looked excited.
To the point of excessiveness.
"Hmmmm. A new challenger~! A new relationship~! A fresh love in an unfamiliar land! Aha, how long I've waited for this day! The challenger didn't come, so I spent my days starving to the point where I could only eat three meals a day! !"
'If you eat three meals a day, you're eating well!!'
"Woohyo~! Pure love! Chastity belt! Pure love! Chastity belt!"
'I never thought he would actually say something like this.'
He continued to dance, circling next to me and coming towards me.
It's so quick that I wonder if he was wearing real armor.
"Now, challenger! I am the constellation [Knight of Pure Love]! I am the middle manager of this tower and the intermediary who prevents tricks! Nice to meet you!"
"Ah, yes. Nice to meet you."
"Hohong~! The voice is small! Isn't this how you are no different from a sissy guy? With such a shallow spirit, you give the enemy an opening! Hehe, in order to protect your beloved girlfriend from the hands of evil, you have to fight to the first degree! Fight to the second degree! Fight to the third degree! It's important to gain momentum! If something unpleasant happens, like losing your girlfriend, you can rely on your body to kill that evil bastard!"
'What are you talking about, you bastard?'
I don't know why it feels so weird; I don't know what it means.
I understand why Ceres said she would know if I went. This is the type that you really have to meet to know.
"But the reason you came here is that you're a challenger? It must be to confirm the bond between you and the woman you love!?"
"Yes. It's true that I came here to take on the challenge, putting aside the relationship."
"Wahahahahah! What a spirited man! Although his voice is somewhat small, it deserves praise for his courage in coming this far! You don't seem to be relying on those perishable items! Mmm, plus 10 points!"
[The constellation 'Knight of Pure Love' gave you 10 points.]
'What score is this?'
I don't know.
At least, there was no need for this kind of score for the strategy I knew.
"What is a perishable item?"
"A chastity belt! Ugh, such disgusting things! It's ridiculous to use such an evil object not for hard play between lovers but just for the sake of strategy! The only people who can wear such a hideous object are those bastards with blonde tans who break up other people's couples. Why don't you know? In that sense, you passed!"
[The constellation 'Knight of Pure Love' gave you 10 points.]
I don't know what it means to pass, but the rattling sound is unpleasant.
Not only is he constantly moving noisily, but he really doesn't know how to stay still for even a second.
"… Can't I start the exam right away?"
"Mmmm~! Nong nooooong~! How can I not serve a cup of tea to a challenger who hasn't seen me in a long time? What's your taste buds? Burdock tea? That's a friend who cares a lot about his health!"
'Why do you know?'
The moment I thought I was in a bad mood, the scenery changed, starting from the knight's feet.
Flowers drawn by a kindergartener with crayons were flying around, and a pale and pretty landscape appeared as if it had been drawn with pastel.
Before I knew it, I was in a sitting position, and Kinght was sitting in front of me, offering me tea.
"Drink it, Challenger! You have to drink it all at once and recover your vitality to be able to face the hardships ahead! I especially brewed a medicine that will restore your stamina to its full potential, so drink it happily! Wahahahahaha!!!"
'Why are you being kind?'
I didn't know the type of, but I drank it anyway.
It's burdock tea.
It's even needlessly delicious.
As if it weren't a lie to say that my vitality was restored, my crotch immediately became heavy.
"Hmm. Seeing you from the front like this, you seem to have a lot of stories behind you, including the burns on your body. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Sooooo… This affectionate scent... The scent of a relationship that was forged after someone received great help from you... Ugh, I'm like this. I love it so much~! How can I say that a feeling that started out of guilt develops into a love affair? It's very obvious, but I feel like I want to push it to continue quickly~!"
"I have no idea what the hell you're talking about."
"But if things don't end well, you get impatient~! You can just confess and start dating, but to drag out the story, they add various settings and put the male lead and the female lead on and off and repeat! I really liked that too!"
'What is he saying?'
"Is this a child who even calls himself a bad child? A crybaby who cries alone because his mistakes have piled up and cannot be undone! Ohhhhh~! It's so shameful to cry out of guilt while using the person you love as a wet dream! Love explodes! !"
"…"
"Huuuk, huuuk, ah, I love it. The smell of love is always good! Some days it's sweet and salty, some days it's bitter like coffee, sometimes it tastes like sewage, but I keep putting it in my mouth!"
'This person has no intention of talking to me.'
He was so happy that he kept chatting to himself for about 10 minutes.
I just ignored this blabbering knight while drinking tea.
I thought he would stop on its own if I waited, and sure enough, it did.
"It's been a long time since anyone listened to this body's story so calmly! Are you a believer too!?"
"What do you believe in?"
"What the hell! Of course, it's pure love! It's a sacred religion that enjoys sticking a knife into the stomach of a dirty blonde gangster and pulling out the intestines!"
'The details of the activity are simply terrible.'
However, I have never particularly worshiped NTR, so I just nodded.
"As expected~! Hehe… As expected, you are a challenger who has come this far. I guess you risked your life to come this far because you believe in your relationship with your lover."
"At least I have no intention of failing. I came up with the intention of winning."
"Oh! You are so confident! You say, How long has it been since you reached the top?"
"Day 1. I arrived yesterday, and today is the first challenge."
"That's amazing! Even though it's only the 10th floor, I never thought you would get this far in one day! Oh, just in case, did you know that soloists can't participate in the exam?"
"Yes, I know."
"Well! It smelled like a romantic relationship, so I thought you wouldn't be single."
In reality, I'm just a coward who came here because people around me told me how to attack.
I came because I was confident that if it were me and her, we could break her safely.
Otherwise, I have no intention of crossing such a dangerous bridge.
"Hmm. I met a believer after a long time. Let me ask you a few questions. What are your tastes in women?"
"Something like body shape?"
"Hmm. It doesn't matter if it's your personality or anything else! Tell me what you're sexually attracted to!"
"Hmm."
First of all, it is the heart.
Voluptuous breasts.
I tried to express it with both hands.
"Oh, is it breasts? Ordinary taste."
"Did someone say something strange?"
"Because there was one guy who said his girlfriend's feet smelled the best."
Damn it.
"Well, that's a kind of love too! I, the Knight of Pure Love, even affirm that kind of love... But let me ask you. If your girlfriend has small breasts, is that fake love?"
"No. My girlfriend has big breasts."
"I didn't ask that with that intention. It's just a coincidence. What if your sexual taste and your girlfriend's body are at odds? Still, can you really love each other?"
Aha. Is that the intention?
I denied it right away.
"No, personal preference and love are issues that should be considered separately. It's the same as many men having a separate lover even though they have an AV actor they like."
"In other words, sexual preference and love are separate issues? However, the majority of humans look for a partner of the opposite sex who matches their sexual preference. Since you like big breasts, wouldn't you usually look for a woman with big breasts?"
"I know what you're saying. But then the opposite is also true. If I were to date a woman with big breasts, would it be out of true love? No, rather, out of sexual desire, wouldn't it?"
"Oh~! Is that how you take it?"
The knight went wild.
He was acting like a dog in heat as he was touching his waist.
Gross.
[The constellation 'Knight of Pure Love' gave you 30 points.]
"It's not a perfect score, but I liked it! Plus 30 points!"
'What is the alternative standard?'
Anyway, I was glad that she accommodated my feelings.
It is a simple yet annoying and funny constellation.
"You, the test you are about to take from now on is one of the worst types of tests that can ruin relationships between men and women! It calls itself the constellation of pure love, but it is also a test that this body should not take! Nevertheless, you willingly took it! Because, with a sincere heart, a hardship that could definitely be overcome if you were in a relationship!!"
I know the content of the test.
The scenery returned to its original state, and there was a huge gate built on an old bridge in front of us.
"Question time before the exam starts~! Now, ask anything, comrade~!"
I don't know why they treat me like a comrade, but I just happened to be curious.
"Are there any men here who failed this test?"
"Why do you ask that?"
"If at least one body had been found, I would have thought everyone who went there would have died, but there are no traces of that."
This is a story told by Brigitta.
"Is that the only reason?"
If you really ask, there is this reason.
"I saw it on the way. Unlike other towers, this is not a tower where you can feel the will to kill."
Ceres said.
There is a hunter who tried near the 40th floor and came back like an asshole.
Because of that, the security of the tower was once ruined.
In other words, he didn't die.
"Then I thought that failing the 10th floor test wouldn't mean immediate death."
"Hmm. You have a good sense of humor."
Oh?
"According to your guess, if we stop the men here, it will affect our future attack on the tower, so we are keeping them alive 'for now.'"
"It's not a condition that will affect your life, is it?"
"Whaha! That's not right! If you pass the test, you'll be rescued! That's the class to begin with~!"
If I do well, men will come back.
I feel motivated.
"Good. One last question. Once the test begins, it is impossible to run away. Do you really believe that you know your lover so well?"
"It's not that I know her well, but that my lover is a bit unique. I know right away."
"You're confident. Well, there were quite a few people who came close to capturing it for that reason. Although they made one mistake and failed."
I know what kind of mistake it is.
This was also taught to me by my girlfriend, the best dairy cow in the country.
"Please open it right away. I have to quickly open the 10th floor and give my friend some help."
"Hehe~! Haha!!! You're a confident challenger! Okay, this is a customer who listened to my story after a long time. If you fail, I won't treat you like the others!"
"How are you going to treat me?"
"Hehe. I'll keep you company until the 10th floor is cleared! Consider it an honor!"
All that crazy dancing and storytelling all day long?
Even if I die, I will not fail.
[The constellation 'Knight of Pure Love' has opened the door to the test].
[Tower of Lust, 10th floor—The gateway test begins.]
When the gateway was opened, a lewd scent spread out, containing a thick, fleshy smell.
"Go in."
I hid the signs of nervousness and stepped forward to take the test.