Multiverse Stories (Multicross: DC, DXD, Marvel, ETC,)

Essence of the Waifu App

Originally by Jus4532

By consuming this Essence, you are given a high-tech Device and all the following effects. The Device resembles a modern smartphone made entirely of clear glass and can be used for all of the things a smartphone, tablet, or computer can be used for, as well as for its primary function: running the Waifu App.

The Device has a base dimension of approximately 170mm x 75mm x 9mm and may be freely expanded up to 20 times that height and width. Additionally, the processing power of the Device is well beyond anything currently existing on Earth and will automatically upgrade itself should Earth technology catch up or should you move to a multiverse with more advanced technology. Despite this, the Device can run any app, software, or program no matter what ecosystem it was designed for.

The Device is always connected to the Waifu App, as well as the local internet (or equivalent) and any internet or equivalent previously connected to. These connections are entirely secure and cannot be traced, tracked, hacked, exploited, identified, or otherwise maliciously used in any fashion.

Additional upgrades, features, accessories, apps, and usages for the Device may be purchased in the Waifu App.

An app (the titular Waifu App) is installed on your device, allowing you to meet all kinds of waifus that exist throughout the omniverse.

This app can never be deleted, hidden, or rendered non-functional. The only person who can see and use this app is you, although waifus may use the app with your explicit permission for any permitted purpose other than purchasing waifus. Additionally, the Device itself will not attract any unusual attention should it be inappropriate for your current time, location, or circumstances.

You gain one free opportunity to re-sculpt your body to your ideal desires. This is available upon first activation of the Waifu App and may be used at any time. Changes will, by default, be applied over the next time you sleep for more than two standard Earth hours.

Further transformations may be purchased in the Waifu App and various powers of shape-shifting.

This transformation may, at your discretion, include the healing of any and all physical or mental injuries, ailments, diseases, sicknesses, and conditions, restoring you to the peak of health.

Your Device can be summoned at will, no matter its current multiversal location, and will always return to your side automatically if it is ever stolen or missing. The Device is indestructible, has an indefinite charge, and will never be rendered non-functional or non-operational.

The Waifu App gives you access to the Waifu Catalog: a massive catalog of the waifus from the infinite omniverse, strangely resembling the SwiftRosenthal Waifu Catalog CYOA and representing waifus from all sorts of universes, familiar and unfamiliar. Additionally, the Waifu Catalog includes all of the bonuses and extras for sale that exist in the CYOA and all of its official and unofficial expansions.

The user can enter anything or anyone missing from the Waifu Catalog, and it will automatically be appraised and purchasable for a fair value. Similarly, adjustments to waifus, powers, or any other purchasable entry can be requested and will always be made available for an appropriate purchase price. Adjustments, custom orders, or personalized items will not be priced differently than default entries solely on the basis of customized orders.

Every week (168 standard Earth hours), you will be automatically granted 4,000 Waifu Points (WPs). These points will not only help you meet waifus from the catalog but will also allow you to buy perks, talents, defenses, lures, heritages, powers, bindings, and other purchasable abilities, items, and upgrades that exist in the official and unofficial Waifu Catalogs. You may convert 2,000 WP for an 11-tier ticket to either meet an 11-tier waifu or purchase a perk, item, or other entry that is equal to that ticket.

You may refund purchases of non-waifu entries such as powers, perks, and items, but you will only receive half of the spent WPs from the refund. You can not refund waifus.

You may use bindings to capture waifus, but you will not get extra WPs for those captures, nor may you sell them. All bindings must be individually confirmed by you before the captured counts as one of your waifus. This includes confession-based captures.

Additional points are available for completing tasks, missions, scenarios, and challenges throughout the omniverse. Such requests will be fully optional and are guaranteed not to cross any of your ethical or moral boundaries, though the actions taken in resolving any tasks are entirely in your hands. An updated list of such options will be available at all times through the Waifu App. Additionally, requests for specific or approximate unlisted scenarios may be made and will be elaborated on and appraised by the Waifu App, granting an appropriate WP reward for their completion.

The app allows you to meet waifus throughout the infinite omniverse. Unlike the CYOA, the waifus you summoned through this app are not clones or trafficking victims of the Company but consenting waifus that are drawn from across the omniverse according to your desires and general Waifu App specifications. These are the guidelines for the waifus picked by the Waifu App:

They will always be personally, romantically, sexually, and otherwise compatible with you and will be highly likely to quickly and heavily fall for you.

Waifus selected will not judge or care about your physical appearance or mental condition other than in a constructive and caring fashion.

They will always be loyal, respectful, and considerate towards you so long as you do not abuse or harm them and treat them reciprocally with respect and care.

They will never be physically or emotionally violent or abusive towards you. This does not extend to prohibiting self-defense or training/sparring.

They will always be very patient and understanding towards you, willing to compromise and cooperate to solve any issues that arise inside or outside your relationship.

They can feel and express affection and love toward you, even if they are otherwise heartless and evil.

They will see you as a priority in their life and will focus on your safety and well-being through maintaining individual goals, desires, priorities, and wishes so long as these do not conflict with your safety and well-being.

They will listen and obey your wishes as long as such wishes are not stupid, inane, unreasonably harmful to them, or against their core values. No mental compulsion is enacted outside of further purchased bindings; this is just a selected inclination.

They will not mind you having a harem, nor will they ever get jealous or tired of you. Additionally, they will be strongly open to and in favor of forming bonds of companionship, affection, and/or love (Not Sexual If Desired) with other waifus bonded to you, though such bonds will never be as strong as their bonds to you.

They will not mind leaving their original universe forever for any reason.

They will be willing to accept that they are not the supreme authority in their relationship with you and other waifus, will be happy working for the well-being of the group, and will not attempt to usurp or work against the authority of you or other waifus bonded to you.

If your waifus is ever killed or erased from existence, the app will resurrect them in a safe location to full health in both mind and body after 24 hours. This is not a clone nor a multiverse duplicate but the same waifu fully restored and with the trauma of their death muted.

Any waifus whose powers come from an external source will have that connection permanently severed, and their powers will be replicated as innate abilities. Any waifu with a crippling weakness will find themselves no more affected by it than an ordinary human. Any waifu whose power is innately self-destructive, uncontrollable, or presenting a pressing and unintentional danger to you or other waifus will have those aspects of their powers fixed.

Paying for the cost of a waifu will automatically select a version of that waifu from the omniverse that conforms to your stated and unconscious desires for that waifu and is naturally compatible with you on a personal level. By making the purchase, you will be temporarily removed to the pocket dimension to meet the selected waifu and come to a mutual agreement with them on whether you wish to be bound together. Both of your consents confirming the purchase will charge your account the stated number of WPs, apply any agreed-upon bindings or other effects you have previously purchased, and return you to your previous dimension, place, and time.

Though exceedingly rare, occasionally, an agreement with a waifu can not be reached. In such a case, you will both be returned to your respective previous dimensions, places, and times in the omniverse. You will not be charged WPs but will have the option of refining your specified parameters for the waifu, selecting a different entry to purchase, or doing nothing.

Once returned to your place in the omniverse, the waifu will be delivered by whatever method is selected. By default, this is an instant, unpreventable, and harmless teleportation to your location.

Delivery of all other entries purchased will be immediate and directly to you, your device, your home, or your pocket dimension as may be applicable. Physical, spiritual, and mental changes to the user will default to delivery during the next sleeping period longer than two standard Earth hours unless otherwise requested.

All non-waifu purchases made from the Waifu App, including powers, heritages, lures, talents, defenses, abilities, items, locations, upgrades, knowledge, and more, are guaranteed to not be harmful or inconvenient to you or any waifu they are applied to.

Similar to the original CYOA, the powers granted by these perks cannot be nullified, copied, or stolen.

This includes but is not limited to unwanted transformative effects, mental, soul, or personality changes, compulsions, or alterations; physical harm, lifespan shortenings, disease, or degenerative effects; and conflicts between multiple purchased items.

Additionally, powers typically relying on external sources (such as the warp, the force, a foreign soul, a god or faith, or other such sources) have that connection permanently severed and are replicated as completely innate, self-powered abilities with all the potential, efficiency, and power of the original ability. No purchase shall at any time serve as a vector, backdoor, or weakness for an external force (such as warp chaos gods, the dark side of the force, dark magic, the phoenix force, or others) to corrupt or harm you or any of your waifus. The harm done by you, the user, with any non-waifu entry purchased from the Waifu App to yourself or any others is not covered by this guarantee.

Unless you specifically draw attention to them, nothing purchased from the Waifu App will be noticed as abnormal or unnatural. This includes changes to your physical self, new people in your life, and your polygamous relationship with those people. Supernatural talents or technological marvels (especially in worlds where those do not exist) will draw attention, as will skills, knowledge, or abilities you or your waifus may have or purchase, but the suddenness of acquisition of any such things will not be noticed.

Additional purchases within the Waifu App may have the primary effect of making the user completely unremarkable even when using obviously unnatural purchases or may make the user the center of attention even when nothing unusual is displayed, but all such entries will be clearly labeled and intended for such a purpose.

The Waifu App, unlike the CYOA, is based on, and the Company there is guaranteed to not be working for any hidden or malicious purpose. No harm, inconvenience, or misfortune will come to any non-consenting inhabitant of the omniverse due to your patronage of the Waifu App, purchases you make with the Waifu App, or the Waifu App's continued existence. The harm done by you, the user, with or to any waifu or other entry purchased is not covered by this guarantee, though no harm will be done solely from the act of purchasing.

The Waifu App and associated Devices are provided to you free of any cost, liability, bargain, deal, contract, debt, responsibility, duty, or other drawback. Nothing is taken in exchange, including but not limited to your money, time, years of your life, purpose, or your soul. Additionally, accepting the Device and Waifu App is free of any hidden negative effects, penalties, and detriments, including but not limited to legal penalty, bad luck, death, or eternal damnation. The Device, Waifu App access, and any non-waifu entry purchased are considered to be entirely your property and may not be repossessed, confiscated, or revoked by any entity at any time. Waifus are always considered their own person, despite any bonds to you, but will never be removed, released, or killed without their informed and unforced consent.

Any aspect of the usage of the Device, Waifu App, or entries purchased that is in dispute in a fashion not covered in this Essence will be resolved in favor of you, the user, in a reasonable fashion.

Upon acceptance of the device the user shall gain 10,000 dollars worth of currency a month to use at their discretion. The funds are legal and shall not damage the world's economy. All additions to the account are completely and utterly full proof from being checked or suspected to be frozen by any organization.

Essence of Eternity

By consuming this Essence you embrace living a truly eternal existence.

* At the time you drink this Essence you will be cured of any and all physical ailments, pre-existing conditions, psychological trauma, and other unwanted mental conditions, ailments, disabilities, etc. Your body will be reset to be strong, healthy, and athletic with zero genetic defects or pre-existing conditions. Your age will also be reset to the prime of life, unless you were already younger.

* You will cease aging once you reach the prime of life, and you will live forever. Your health and fitness will always be maintained as if you were practicing clean and healthy living and receiving comprehensive modern medical care throughout, even if you are not. You will always eventually recover 100% and without impairment from any injury, even if you normally would not.

* Your mind and soul are also fully adapted to an eternal existence. Your memory will be able to index and process any number of eons of stored experiences as easily as it already could have done so for your original mortal lifetime. You are wholly immune to any ennui, boredom, despair, etc., that might be caused by your extended lifespan. You will remain as able to relate to and empathize with those around you as much as you always could, and in general will not be changed, embittered, or otherwise subjected to unwanted value drift by your eternal existence… except possibly for the better.

* You have impenetrable plot armor versus death, death of personality, psychological destruction, and other really bad things. Narrative causality will always twist just enough to ensure that nothing can permanently remove you from the action economy against your will. Even things like banishment to a nether-realm, entombment, etc., will eventually fail and let you find a way out. Even if the very planet you live on should be destroyed or the universe itself eventually succumb to final entropy, you will have opportunities to escape to another place beforehand.

* Optional: You may share this Essence with those you truly, deeply, and intimately care for. No cheesing, the ineffable powers behind the Essence Meta will know if you really mean it or not. You may not do take-backs once you have shared it, so be careful who you choose.

* When you are finally ready to stop living and move on to what comes next, you will. This will only happen if you wish to do so while entirely in your right mind and with the utmost sincerity.