Miss Kaguya Wants Me To Confess

“...... What are you thinking! "

Shinomiya Kaguya couldn't help but shout, the girl's sand sculpture attribute once again took over, "It's all blood, not that kind of thing!" "

"There are many kinds of bodily fluids." Yugong Natsuki was reasonable, "I think it's feasible." "

In the words of Chika Fujiwara, that kind of thing can be used to drink in an emergency, and now it is only used to fill the bottle, and there is no problem at all.

Yugong Natsuki's right hand was placed on the belt, and the right color said:

"I've always been curious if I can take off my clothes in the game, and now it's time to verify it."

"Human, what's in your head!" The puppet butler couldn't listen anymore, and stepped forward with an angry hum, "Don't get my bottle!" "

Yugong Natsuki looked down: "How about getting dirty with you?" "

“...... What the? "

The puppet butler looked up in surprise.

The next moment.

Yugong Xia Shu simply stretched out his hand and grabbed the body of the puppet butler.

"Useless humans." The puppet butler didn't care at all, "In this castle, I can... Wait, what's going on physically? "

The puppet butler was shocked to find that his body was completely incapacitated.

A smile appeared on Yugong Xia Shu's face: "Zhang San, caught you." "

Previously, in the hall, Fujiwara Chika had changed the name of the puppet butler to Zhang San, and as long as he did not switch targets, the effect of changing the name could always exist.

Therefore, Yugong Natsuki was able to capture the puppet butler one hundred percent.

"This guest, even if you catch me, it's useless." The puppet butler quickly calmed down, "I'm just a puppet, without human five senses, pain is meaningless to me. "

Yugong Xia Shu nodded in understanding:

"So I didn't intend to torture Mr. Billy."

"Wait." The puppet butler's yellow wooden eyes rolled in surprise, "How do you know my name?" "

The hint in front of Yugong Xiuki's eyes was particularly clear.

[As a puppet, Mr. Butler hates people talking about Billy the most, because his name is Billy]

[Keeping clean and tidy, paying attention to grooming is the basic quality of a puppet, Mr. Billy cannot tolerate any stains staining clothes]

[Hygienism is not a disease! ] 】

After seeing the prompt, Yugong Xia Shu immediately understood that the puppet Billy was actually a hygienic patient.

It is not surprising that the little raccoon also washes his hands all day long, and it is completely acceptable for the puppet to have hygiene.

"Mr. Billy has been wearing gloves, but he doesn't want to get his hands dirty, right?" Natsuki Yumiya said.

"Human, what do you want to do?"

"It's simple." Yugong Natsuki took out a signal pen that must be 'written with one stroke', touched it casually on the desktop, and the standard orthography jumped on the table, "The words written by this oily marker pen are difficult to wipe, Mr. Billy, do you want to try it?" "

"Human, this trick is of no use to me." Puppet Billy's voice was low.

"Then I write."

Natsuki Yumiya ripped off the white gloves on the puppet Billy's hand, and the pale yellow wooden hand appeared in the air.

As the signal pen got closer and closer, the puppet butler's eyes kept rolling, and finally he couldn't bear it and opened his mouth to admit defeat:

"Human, you won, take that pen out of my hand!"

Yugong Xia Shu shrugged his shoulders and put away the signal pen: "It's a pity that Mr. Billy doesn't have hair, otherwise I would like to comb you a middle point." "

Holding the puppet Billy to the cage, Natsuki Yumiya asked, "Where is the key to open the cage?" "

"Actually, you don't need a key." Puppet Billy's voice was low, "You can open it at any time." "

Yugong Xia Shu said, "Make it clear. "

"Sorry, I can only say so much, this is the rule." Puppet Billy said, "Ask the two guests to take a closer look at the iron cage." "

"What do you mean?"

Shinomiya Kaguya's eyebrows frowned slightly, looking at the iron cage that trapped him, the cold steel, and the firmly locked exit, and he couldn't see where it could be opened at any time.

Yugong Xia Shu was also carefully observing, and suddenly the corner of his eyes jumped slightly: "... I seem to have found out how to open it. "

"How to get out?"

Shinomiya Kaguya couldn't help but raise his eyes, his expression was puzzled, and he still hadn't found a way.

"It's really simple, and you don't even need a key at all." While speaking, Yugong Xia Shu reached out and held the iron cage, lifted it up forcefully, and the iron cage that was buckled upside down on the ground was immediately lifted.

"Not very heavy." Yugong Xia Shu looked down at the ice sculpture girl, "You can come out." "

Shinomiya Kaguya; “......"

The iron cage actually has only five sides, like a box buckled upside down on the ground, you can go out on the top, super simple, no key is needed at all.

The sand sculpture girl puffed out her cheeks in anger, shame and shame!

It's so simple, why didn't I find it!

Shinomiya Kaguya bit his lower lip and silently crawled out from under the iron cage.

"Try the key." Natsuki Yumiya handed Kaguya the bunch of keys just now.

In order to avoid the escape of the princess, who became a slave, in addition to the iron cage, Shinomiya Kaguya's hands were also chained together, and there was a strange collar around his neck, which had to be opened.

The sand sculpture girl silently took the key, tried it from beginning to end, and quickly said:

"No, I can't open it."

Yugong Natsuki looked at the puppet Billy, "Mr. Butler, how do you open the handcuffs?" "

"You don't need a key to open the handcuffs." Puppet Billy rolled his eyes, "In fact, the string of keys on the table is just to add 'fun'." "

Deliberately putting the key in such an obvious place, giving people hope, and then giving people despair, this is clearly bad fun!

Yugong Xia Shu said, "Then, what is the way to unlock the lock?" "

Puppet Billy gives tips:

"When the forest is exhausted, there is a mountain, and the mountain has a small mouth, as if there is light. Boat boat, enter from the mouth. The initial pole is narrow, and only people are through. Repeat dozens of steps, suddenly enlightened. "

"Eh, Peach Blossom Source?"

Shinomiya Kaguya reads a lot, and naturally has read this article.

Yugong Xia Shu's face was expressionless: "Speak human words." "

"It's simple." Puppet Billy said, "What do you humans usually do when you humans can't get in and out because of your crampedness and dryness?" "

Yugong Xia Shu silently took out a marker: "Do you know how dangerous it is to tell dirty jokes?" "

"The benevolent sees the good, the filthy sees the dirty, the human being, the filthy person is obviously you."

Shinomiya Kaguya's eyebrows froze slightly, and she couldn't understand what the two were saying, and the girl's sterility was still lower than that of elementary school students.

Yugong Xia Shu said, "Mr. Butler, give you another chance to organize your language." "

Puppet Billy's tone was helpless: "Please ask the two guests to recall Newton's first law." "

"The first law ... Law of inertia, law of inertia. Shinomiya Kaguya suddenly understood, "Friction? "

"Reduce friction between handcuffs and hands?"

Yumiya Natsuki looked at the girl's snow-white slender wrist, and also understood the hint of the puppet Billy, and his gaze quickly fell on the glass bottle on the table.

"So, the liquid in this bottle is not water, but ... Hand sanitizer? "