NOVEL NEXT Chapter 25 - Talk to the **** machine
“Puff!” Jiang Yan also sprayed, “Sure enough, Brother Gang’s is the best.”
“Hahaha—” “Mao” and “Mao” were already holding the table with a smile beside them, and even Qing Ming, who didn’t laugh very much, turned his head and chuckled, making Si Yinuo look stupid.
Look, this is the magical **** of Brother Gang!
I look at the phone: “No, no, I want to change it.”
“No!” The four people all reached out to me, as if I was absolutely not allowed to change Brother Gang.
I looked at them speechlessly: “Okay, let’s see if there are other things.” I put down my phone and looked inside the box. Si Yinuo, who was hiding behind Xiao Bai, secretly stretched out his hand, and then took the phone away to play. .
In the box is a neatly folded crescent moon “color” Chinese style women’s dress, I fell in love with it at first sight! The bottom “color” of the crescent moon, the light green “color” buckle, and the emblem of the Academy of Gods and Demons on the chest, I picked it up happily and found it was a dress-like gown with the waist closed and the hem just passed the “hip”. I like it so much. There are well-matched trousers in the box.
“This is a school uniform.” Jiang Yan said, “If you need to wear it for group activities after school starts, it is usually casual.” Although he said ordinary, “Mao” and “Mao” are obviously not interested in them, but I like this one very much. School uniform, this is the most beautiful school uniform I have ever seen.
“Treading cloud shoes!” “Mao” and “Mao” suddenly exclaimed again, and then took out a pair of silver and blue “color” cloth shoes from the box, “It is still the latest limited edition this year!”
Immediately, Jiang Wei, Qing Ming and Si Yinuo went to look at the shoes.
Jiang Yan didn’t even drink his blood: “This year’s gift package for new students is rich enough.”
Qing Min’s eyes were straight, as if a boy received a limited edition Nike.
But… uh… these are women’s shoes, okay?
I looked at them: “Is this valuable?!”
“Of course!” “Mao” and “Mao” were very excited. “Girls wear women’s styles, boys wear men’s styles, and you can change it as you like. You can make it into any style you like, but there is only one pair. Shoes! This is a treasure!”
at once! I had an idea: “Treasure! Then I sell it for money!” No wonder Qing Ming’s eyes were straight, it turns out that this shoe can still be changed.
“Sister Xiaolan!” “Mao” and “Mao” yelled to me almost frantically, “Treading the cloud shoes can not only change, treading the cloud and stepping on the cloud, it means that you can step on the cloud, you don’t have to be afraid that people will throw you into the fairyland As long as you don’t take off these shoes, you won’t fall to death!”
“Really!” I changed my shoes decisively! Nima is too dangerous to study here!
Seeing me changing shoes, Qing Ming straightened his eyes again, stretched out his hands to grasp me, and said with a distressed expression, “Be gentle.”
“Mao” and “Mao” also squatted down with distorted expressions: “Sister Xiaolan…can you wash your feet and change…”
After I put it on, I tiptoe: “Hey, it’s just right.”
“Mao” and “Mao” bowed their faces in pain: “It’s useless…As long as these shoes are worn, they will be recognized as the owner. Others can no longer wear them… I really want to wear them…”
I turned around and looked at the box again, raised my eyebrows suspiciously, picked up the box and fell over it: “His…unscientific…the newcomer gift pack in the game must be rich…why there is no money…”
“Sister Xiaolan, you…you can…” “Mao” “Mao” stood up and looked at me like an enemy, “You already have cloud shoes, okay!”
Just as she protested, there was a sound of “Cen-” like coins falling from the phone. I was sensitive and directed my eyes to look at the magic machine. It was indeed a picture of a money bag.
Everyone immediately held their breath, I picked up the phone, and Guo Degang’s voice was heard: “Congratulations, girl, your video has the highest click rate, and you have won a bonus of five thousand cents. Come, it’s all mine.”
“Oh~~~~~~~” “Mao” and “Mao” cheered.
Jiang Wei and Qing Ming Si Yinuo also high-five to celebrate.
I also breathed a sigh of relief. Although “Mao” and “Mao” they told me that it was nothing to buy equipment in Xianyu at five thousand cents, they could still support me for a long time without considering buying equipment.
And other new students will also get different bonuses based on the amount of video clicks like me. These bonuses come from everyone’s clicks. When everyone clicks, a certain fee has been deducted. This process is a bit similar to our mortal traffic.
At noon, I invite everyone to eat roast duck!
Poor Jiang Yan still can only watch us eat. As a foodie, it is undoubtedly the biggest torment for me if I can only watch but not eat.
In the afternoon, I started to study the magic machine in the room.
The magic machine is like the high-tech in the movie, the “operation” is simple, the function is comprehensive, and there are questions and answers.
“Guo Degang.”
“Now~~ what do you command?” Guo Degang’s round face appeared on the transparent mobile phone screen.
I lay on the bed and looked at the door of the room. I thought about it and asked, “Why is Xianyu so old-fashioned and still pay attention to the difference between Xianfan?”
“Yo! You can smell me wrong with this question, or should I let my subordinate Yu Qian come and explain to you?”
“Are you still bringing Yu Qian?”
“Haha, I’m making a joke with you, Yu Qian, I will put it at home to avoid suspicion.”
“…How do I feel that voice dialogue with Guo Degang is like a cross talk…”
“Crosstalk is good! Attack the ugly, Huoxiang is righteous.”
“…” I’m so speechless.
Guo Degang’s round head like a watermelon turned his head in the phone, and the thief said in a low voice as if someone was eavesdropping: “How can you be old-fashioned? Look, gods and mortals have different life spans. If gods fall in love with mortals, Promote mortals to be immortals, don’t you go through the back door? Don’t you hate this kind of nepotism the most in the world?”
I thought about it carefully, and it really is like this. Listening to what he said, how do you feel that it’s right for a **** to love a mortal and be a mortal.
“Look, have you figured it out? So the gods fall in love with mortals and be mortals, it’s fair to everyone, and it’s not that gods don’t come back to be gods, but in this life, he has to be a mortal, the girl is not stupid. Ah, the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are not lacking, so why are they short of brain~~~”
Puff—I don’t lack any feelings, but I lack brains! I was actually “sniffed” by a mobile phone. How powerful this mobile phone’s built-in program is, it’s just like Guo Degang’s possession!
“Then why are the sons of gods and demons still in a hurry to get married?” Yes, I was also brought into a northern accent. I think if I didn’t learn anything at the Academy of Gods and Demons, I could go back to the mortal world and talk about cross talk.
“Girl, you should take some “medicine”. I have brain fragments here. Do you want to take two?” He actually took out a bottle of brain fragments. I slumped my eyes to look at him. He smiled and took the “medicine”. Bottle, “Girl, you are stupid, they have to be mortals like you if they don’t get married.”
“Being a mortal?” I was surprised.
Guo Degang in the magic machine nodded: “The rules here are that those who are not married have to go to the tribulations. How terrible do you think the tribulations are? Who knows if you are a cockroach or a beggar after reincarnation? Yes, these sons of gods and demons, they are used to living comfortably. No one wants to go down to the world to be mortals, but everyone rarely interacts in the six realms. No, a school of gods and demons has been formed so that everyone can be together and get to know each other. Let’s get to know each other. Actually, here is a blind date. Girl, you are a mortal, so you are not affected by this rule. Don’t be afraid, but the more expensive the Protoss, the more afraid you are, don’t you understand?”
I suddenly nodded: “I understand, thank you for popularizing the rules of the Academy of Gods and Demons.”
“Hey, no thanks, there is a bright moon in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, look up at the bright moon, if you have something, you can ask Guo, De, and Tsuna. Today, that’s it, I will treat you at the end, and whoever will pay for it~~~ “Guo Degang disappeared, leaving behind a bunch of surprises.