Marvel: It took three years to find out that it was Marvel
Chapter 144 The scary aunt
"If power loses its restraint, if one person's power threatens the entire world, then who will restrain this power, or in other words, if he is not prepared to follow the legal rules of the world, who will ensure the interests of ordinary people? It’s not fair, Jin Yu!”
Nick Fury was silent for a long time, and then suddenly spoke seriously.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Jin Yu laughed so hard that his whole body trembled.
"Fair? Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., the person who knows the most secrets in the world, how many darkness of high-ranking officials and rich people have you seen, you tell me fair? Jane Foster and Eric Sevig The equipment that the doctor spent all his family property to buy was forcibly taken away by you without any reason, with no return date and no compensation. They couldn't even find which government department to complain to. You tell me it's fair?"
"Iron Man, if the inventor of the Iron Armor had not been Tony Stark, but had been replaced by an unknown person, he would probably be detained by either SHIELD or the military in a secret base to build weapons for the government. , is this called fairness?”
"There is never true fairness in this world. You know this very well, Nick. It is precisely because my power is beyond the scope of what you can restrain that I can, in a sense, give some things true fairness. You can Yes, just trust me!"
Jin Yu suddenly stood up, pointed at his nose and said.
"I, Jin Yu, the real controller of Asgard, if I have any ambitions for the earth, I don't need an army or any magic warriors. I just need to open the rainbow bridge and aim at the earth, and I can threaten the entire world." Destroy wherever you want in this world, you don’t even know where I am, let alone launch any attack.”
"Even if one day I develop ambition, then my goal will be the vast universe, not this small earth. Do you understand, Nick?"
Jin Yu stood in front of Nick Fury, condescending and with his arms spread wide.
He told him in the most unruly way that the earth could no longer accommodate him, and he looked down upon this. Even if he had ambitions, his journey would be to the stars and the sea!
Nick Fury was silent again. He was indeed shocked. Although he had known some things before, but now that Jin Yu said that, he suddenly realized that the young man in front of him no longer offended the needs of the military. The man who was hiding in Georgia to recuperate.
The small earth is no longer looked down upon by others.
Nick Fury opened his mouth, intending to say something, but in the end Nick Fury sighed.
"Damn it, get out of my way. If you want to practice kung fu, go to the park over there. Don't block the road here. If you interfere with my work again, I will sweep the broom into your face!"
A broom appeared under Jin Yu's feet at some point. Along with the sound of talking, a sanitation worker who seemed to weigh more than 200 kilograms used the broom to scratch Jin Yu's trouser legs several times.
"Oh! Sorry! Sorry!"
Jin Yu immediately changed from an image with arms spread out like a god coming to the world to an unemployed young man on the street who nodded and bowed.
"I'm sorry, I didn't notice you!"
Jin Yu apologized repeatedly, picked up the empty sign on the curb, and threw it into the sanitation worker's garbage truck.
"Be careful next time!"
The sanitation worker swung his huge butt and swept past Jin Yu, mumbling as he swept.
"Damn guy, son of a bitch..."
"Hey! I've already apologized. You'd better keep your mouth clean. You're a 280-pound fat sow. I bet you a penny that your husband will make you sit on your butt and die!"
After hearing the aunt scolding her endlessly, Jin Yu rolled up his arms and sleeves and started spraying at the aunt.
"Oh! God, please send down thunder and kill this bastard. How can a thin Asian man like this understand the benefits of my ass? His vagina is as soft as cooked spaghetti!"
The aunt was definitely not covering up. She slammed the broom on the ground fiercely and started to fight back.
"Fart, the boss of labor and management can be your belt, and CB can break the chandelier every morning. A fat woman like you should sue McDonald's. Why did they feed you to be as fat as a pig, but didn't raise it? The pigs bring a little bit of genetic improvement..."
Nick Fury stared blankly at Jin Yu and the sanitation worker, dancing and talking trash to each other. The domineering and revealing words Jin Yu said just now with open arms seemed to be an illusion.
"Maybe Natasha is right. Deep down in his heart, this guy simply regards himself as an ordinary person..."
Nick Fury was busy analyzing Jin Yu's character when he suddenly heard a sharp scream.
It turned out to be the sanitation worker. Seeing that she couldn't spray Jin Yu, she got angry and picked up the broom and smashed it at Jin Yu.
"Hey... Let's compare words. It's a bit rude to do it. I'm warning you, fat lady, hey! Ah!"
Even though the aunt weighed over 200 kilograms, she was really powerful when she waved the broom. Jin Yu couldn't resist the blow, so he just rubbed oil on the soles of his feet in a few strokes and ran away without any smoke.
"Hahahaha!"
This time it was Nick Fury's turn to laugh, but unfortunately he didn't take out his phone in time to take a picture of the scene.
"Is it funny?"
Nick Fury was laughing so hard that his vision suddenly went dark and an angry voice came over.
It turned out to be the aunt who came back angrily after failing to catch up with Jin Yu. Unexpectedly, she saw Nick Fury laughing here, and her anger was directly directed at him.
"Uh...ahem! Well, to be honest, I'm not laughing at you, I just think of happy things!"
Nick Fury glanced at the 200-pound body, then glanced at the broom in her hand, quickly straightened his expression, and said seriously.
"What fun?"
The aunt's grip on the broom tightened.
"Uh...well...my wife is giving birth!"
"Fart! You are a damn ****. You are bald and missing an eye. You are so old and you are wearing a windbreaker and pretending to be Morpheus from the Matrix. How can someone like you marry you? You are nothing like that guy just now. The boys are obviously in the same group."
As the aunt spoke, she shook the broom in her hand, turned a semicircle in mid-air, and smashed it down towards Nick Fury's bald head.
"Hey! It's none of my business...you...Fake!"
Nick Fury struggled to get up and ran away with his head in his hands!
Nick Fury was silent for a long time, and then suddenly spoke seriously.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Jin Yu laughed so hard that his whole body trembled.
"Fair? Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., the person who knows the most secrets in the world, how many darkness of high-ranking officials and rich people have you seen, you tell me fair? Jane Foster and Eric Sevig The equipment that the doctor spent all his family property to buy was forcibly taken away by you without any reason, with no return date and no compensation. They couldn't even find which government department to complain to. You tell me it's fair?"
"Iron Man, if the inventor of the Iron Armor had not been Tony Stark, but had been replaced by an unknown person, he would probably be detained by either SHIELD or the military in a secret base to build weapons for the government. , is this called fairness?”
"There is never true fairness in this world. You know this very well, Nick. It is precisely because my power is beyond the scope of what you can restrain that I can, in a sense, give some things true fairness. You can Yes, just trust me!"
Jin Yu suddenly stood up, pointed at his nose and said.
"I, Jin Yu, the real controller of Asgard, if I have any ambitions for the earth, I don't need an army or any magic warriors. I just need to open the rainbow bridge and aim at the earth, and I can threaten the entire world." Destroy wherever you want in this world, you don’t even know where I am, let alone launch any attack.”
"Even if one day I develop ambition, then my goal will be the vast universe, not this small earth. Do you understand, Nick?"
Jin Yu stood in front of Nick Fury, condescending and with his arms spread wide.
He told him in the most unruly way that the earth could no longer accommodate him, and he looked down upon this. Even if he had ambitions, his journey would be to the stars and the sea!
Nick Fury was silent again. He was indeed shocked. Although he had known some things before, but now that Jin Yu said that, he suddenly realized that the young man in front of him no longer offended the needs of the military. The man who was hiding in Georgia to recuperate.
The small earth is no longer looked down upon by others.
Nick Fury opened his mouth, intending to say something, but in the end Nick Fury sighed.
"Damn it, get out of my way. If you want to practice kung fu, go to the park over there. Don't block the road here. If you interfere with my work again, I will sweep the broom into your face!"
A broom appeared under Jin Yu's feet at some point. Along with the sound of talking, a sanitation worker who seemed to weigh more than 200 kilograms used the broom to scratch Jin Yu's trouser legs several times.
"Oh! Sorry! Sorry!"
Jin Yu immediately changed from an image with arms spread out like a god coming to the world to an unemployed young man on the street who nodded and bowed.
"I'm sorry, I didn't notice you!"
Jin Yu apologized repeatedly, picked up the empty sign on the curb, and threw it into the sanitation worker's garbage truck.
"Be careful next time!"
The sanitation worker swung his huge butt and swept past Jin Yu, mumbling as he swept.
"Damn guy, son of a bitch..."
"Hey! I've already apologized. You'd better keep your mouth clean. You're a 280-pound fat sow. I bet you a penny that your husband will make you sit on your butt and die!"
After hearing the aunt scolding her endlessly, Jin Yu rolled up his arms and sleeves and started spraying at the aunt.
"Oh! God, please send down thunder and kill this bastard. How can a thin Asian man like this understand the benefits of my ass? His vagina is as soft as cooked spaghetti!"
The aunt was definitely not covering up. She slammed the broom on the ground fiercely and started to fight back.
"Fart, the boss of labor and management can be your belt, and CB can break the chandelier every morning. A fat woman like you should sue McDonald's. Why did they feed you to be as fat as a pig, but didn't raise it? The pigs bring a little bit of genetic improvement..."
Nick Fury stared blankly at Jin Yu and the sanitation worker, dancing and talking trash to each other. The domineering and revealing words Jin Yu said just now with open arms seemed to be an illusion.
"Maybe Natasha is right. Deep down in his heart, this guy simply regards himself as an ordinary person..."
Nick Fury was busy analyzing Jin Yu's character when he suddenly heard a sharp scream.
It turned out to be the sanitation worker. Seeing that she couldn't spray Jin Yu, she got angry and picked up the broom and smashed it at Jin Yu.
"Hey... Let's compare words. It's a bit rude to do it. I'm warning you, fat lady, hey! Ah!"
Even though the aunt weighed over 200 kilograms, she was really powerful when she waved the broom. Jin Yu couldn't resist the blow, so he just rubbed oil on the soles of his feet in a few strokes and ran away without any smoke.
"Hahahaha!"
This time it was Nick Fury's turn to laugh, but unfortunately he didn't take out his phone in time to take a picture of the scene.
"Is it funny?"
Nick Fury was laughing so hard that his vision suddenly went dark and an angry voice came over.
It turned out to be the aunt who came back angrily after failing to catch up with Jin Yu. Unexpectedly, she saw Nick Fury laughing here, and her anger was directly directed at him.
"Uh...ahem! Well, to be honest, I'm not laughing at you, I just think of happy things!"
Nick Fury glanced at the 200-pound body, then glanced at the broom in her hand, quickly straightened his expression, and said seriously.
"What fun?"
The aunt's grip on the broom tightened.
"Uh...well...my wife is giving birth!"
"Fart! You are a damn ****. You are bald and missing an eye. You are so old and you are wearing a windbreaker and pretending to be Morpheus from the Matrix. How can someone like you marry you? You are nothing like that guy just now. The boys are obviously in the same group."
As the aunt spoke, she shook the broom in her hand, turned a semicircle in mid-air, and smashed it down towards Nick Fury's bald head.
"Hey! It's none of my business...you...Fake!"
Nick Fury struggled to get up and ran away with his head in his hands!
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