Maoshan Ghostbusters

<!--The beginning of the chapter content--> I really can't stand the intoxicating look when they swallowed their wine. I thought I would just ignore them and just eat.

I first stretched my chopsticks to the plate closest to me. The contents on the plate were green, like green vegetables. Since I have a bad appetite, eating some green vegetables may improve my appetite.

I caught a ball, and just about to put it in my mouth, my hands shivered, the chopsticks fell on the table, and the green ball was thrown open.

A little green frog jumped out of the dumpling, croaking and jumping off the table.

Yes, that's right, that green dumpling is actually a tiny green frog wrapped in a green onion leaf. Just now I was about to open my mouth and take a bite. Suddenly I saw the little frog looking at me pitifully with its watery eyes. My hand cramped instantly.

After the little frog jumped off the table, he jumped desperately towards the corner of the room. Maybe it was because of the weaker light over there, so it wanted to hide in the shadows quickly.

Seeing this, Ting Tong quickly bent down, held the little frog with one hand, then grabbed the little frog and dipped it in a small saucer on the table, stuffed the little frog directly into his mouth, chewed a few times and swallowed Down.

This series of actions of Ting Tong can be said to be completed in one go, from bending over to catch the little frog to swallowing the little frog in his stomach, it took less than a minute, and the poor little frog was eaten alive.

"You really waste food. This dish is called green paoqingfu." Tingtong condemned me. "This little frog I caught them from the pond since they were still small tadpoles and raised them. Their bodies It is very clean and absolutely natural green food.

This dish is very simple to make, but feeding tadpoles is a hassle. It is both to prevent them from escaping after they grow legs and worry that they will die before they reach adulthood. Raising them until they have four legs and no tail is very troublesome. process. "

Isn't he crazy? It is not too much trouble to catch the tadpole home and raise it until it grows four legs and no tail. These facts I can only rot in my stomach, and I am so nervous that I dare not express it as an exaggeration.

Seeing the two hind legs of the little frog struggling in his mouth a few times and disappeared, I was trembling with fright, so I told the truth, "I... afraid of eating living things."

Nima, even a dead frog, labor and management dare not just eat it like this.

Rub, I don’t eat frogs at all!

Frogs are beneficial insects, and frogs are good friends of human beings. How can they be eaten! ! !

At this moment, how dare I say these words, so I had to sigh and swallow the words back into my stomach.

Seeing him cruelly persecuting a frog like this, I really want to pull him out and shoot him for ten minutes.

I now finally understand why this monster's mouth is so smelly, eating so many caterpillars and frogs raw every day, it's hard to think about it.

Tingtong grabbed me, brought his ugly face over, and looked at me carefully with his eyes with small needle-like pupils. I smelled the strong stench from his mouth and wanted to vomit. I want to turn my face away immediately.

But I didn’t dare. I was afraid that I would do something unpleasant for him. He would immediately grab my head and dipped it in the sauce on the table, then squeaked into the place where my head was dipped in the sauce and bite. .

When I think of the fate of a civilized human being from a highly advanced modern technology, maybe I will die as helplessly and meaninglessly as the poor little frog just now, tears of humiliation can't help but burst into my eyes.

But all this that I was worried about did not happen.

Tingtong just snorted in contempt, let go of me, picked up the wine glass, and took a big swig.

"I don't think you can take care of it. No wonder you are so thin, so thin you don't even have a breast. These foods are all top-quality tonics. After eating them, you can strengthen your body and promote blood circulation. Eat, then you will not even dare to eat this dish of drunk white sticks."

As Tingtong said, a white object was clipped from a white porcelain plate on the table. The object was about one foot long and 30 cm wide. The whole body was bright white and almost transparent, and the internal organs in the belly could be seen. , The little heart is still beating slightly.

I always thought that dish was a sea bass, and there were five in the dish. Now it seems obviously not fish.

Maybe it was too hard, and the thing burped lazily. Since it was facing my face, all the sprayed objects splashed on my face, I instinctively stepped back, but unfortunately I didn't avoid it. I smelled a strong alcohol.

My clumsy reaction made Hu Xian'er laugh. She was so exaggerated that she burst into tears. I think she hadn't laughed so happily for a long time, so I glared at her and forgave her.

Hu Xian'er now has a blushing face, and her cheeks seem to be beautiful and charming like Caixia. The half-drunk beauty makes Sun Sang even more fascinated. Sun Sang kissed her blushing cheek, poured a glass of wine and handed it to her Sakura’s lips softly said, "Come on, beauty, do this cup."

Hu Xian'er, a dead **** pretending to be shy, dodges left and right in a twisty manner.

This pair of handsome men and women wanted to persuade them to drink, and the other pretended to drink too much, and pushed them over. Inadvertently, the glass of wine was all spilled on my body, and a big piece of my clothes was wet. Needless to say, all the bugs in the wine fell on me.

Seeing several caterpillars winding and crawling on my body, I immediately stood up, screaming and shaking off the worms.

When the boy saw this, he kicked me to the ground, then grabbed the bugs from the ground and stuffed them one by one in his mouth, cursing bitterly, "What a waste, such a good thing is hard work. All the bitterly found were wasted by your stupid slave. Do you know how much work it takes for the Lord to break the hibiscus flowers one by one just to catch this delicious wine bug?"

Seeing my embarrassment, Hu Xian'er and Taiyang Sang embraced and laughed together, looking at me like a clown.

Tingtong raised his fist and wanted to hit me, but Sun Sang stopped him.

"Stop! Grandpa is happy tonight, and let her go. Come on, Ting Tong, sit down and drink, you have been with Grandpa for so long, without credit and hard work, let us have a drink."

Hearing this, Tingtong was moved to tears, "Master, you always call a slave, a idiot, a idiot. You haven't called a minion's name for a long time. The last time you called a slave was five hundred years ago, right?"

The clever Hu Xian'er filled a glass of wine early and handed it to Ting Tong, and motioned to me to sit down too.

Tingtong took the glass of wine and clinked it with Taiyangsan, then the two of them smiled at each other and drank it.

Tingtong put the empty cup on the table, and said, "The cheap slave Tingtong smiled for the blog master, even if he went through fire and water, he would not hesitate."

At this time, something stranger happened again. The white thing that had just been caught in the white porcelain plate opened his mouth lazily again, and spit out a blood-red letter.