Chapter 40: Shuttle to ancient times
<!--Chapter content begins-->After a while of dizziness, I don't know anything.
When I woke up again, I found myself lying on the soft grass, surrounded by green hills, clouds and mist, while Gao Peng, Li Yuantai, Celluloid and Dr. Duan were lying beside me, they were still in a coma.
I watched the villagers on the river beach in the distance. Those villagers dressed in ancient clothes were fishing and washing by the river, and a few bare-bottomed children were playing and playing by the river, and the immature laughter was endless.
Isn't this a TV series?
I looked around, and I didn't see the camera, let alone the director, cameraman and other staff.
What is this place?
In a panic, I woke up four classmates and found that they were as at a loss as me.
When Dr. Dumb opened his eyes, he complained, "Who told you to move my time shuttle? The green button can't be pressed casually. They all said that my invention is not yet mature, and I still can't determine the specific shuttle location and time. Paragraph. But you just don’t listen."
I got dizzy and stammered, "Then doctor, where are we now? What age is this?"
"The ghost knows that the costumes should be ancient China, and you are told not to move around. I'm really mad at you." Dr. Dumb cursed unceremoniously, then picked up the screwdriver and continued to tinker with his little lunch box.
Celluloid sat there for a while, then suddenly wept and cried, "It's over, we're over, now we are just like the classmates in seat 4, shuttled into ancient time and space, and can't go back again. I miss my mother, I want to go home! "
"Don't make noise, you are really annoying." Dr. Dumb roared fiercely.
Celluloid took advantage of Dr. Dumb not paying attention, grabbed the Time Shuttle, and then lifted it up high, intending to slam down toward a boulder beside him, "It's all the fault of this thing, see if I don't smash it."
"No!" Dr. Dumb screamed and rushed over, "That was my painstaking effort for years."
Seeing this, Gao Peng hugged Celluloid, "Lulu, don't be impulsive. If you fall Dumb's Time Shuttle, then we can only stay here and never go back."
After hearing this, Celluloid weakened, fell into Gao Peng's arms, and cried heartbroken, "I want to go home, I want to see my mother, Gao Peng, you take me home."
Li Yuantai took the Time Shuttle back from Celluloid and returned it to Dr. Dumb, "Dumb, think of a way, this time it's up to you."
Dr. Dumb sighed and shook his head in pain, "I can do nothing. The original intention of making the time shuttle is to travel freely in the time tunnel, but the technology is not yet mature. I will try my best."
The air froze for a while, and everyone sat down on the grass in despair.
"By the way, beautiful Lulu, what's the matter with the classmate in seat 4 you said?" I'm just having nothing to say.
Celluloid snorted coldly and choked, "The student in seat 4 disappeared because of pressing the time shuttle before. Now there is no news. His family is also looking for him everywhere. In short, this time shuttle is A scourge."
Dr. Dumb took a dissatisfied look at the celluloid, "I can't blame me for that. He owed him his own hand. Taking advantage of my time to go to the bathroom, he pressed the button of the shuttle privately, but I don't know which time and space was sent by the shuttle.
Every time you see me, you use it as a topic to blame me, making me feel guilty. In fact, what I want to say is that all this has nothing to do with me, it is his own trouble. "
Celluloid was still waiting to say something, but Gao Peng stopped him, "Lulu, calm down, it's not time to quarrel, you have to find a way to get out of here. In addition, regarding the disappearance of the student in seat 4, be fair and responsible. It should all be the classmate himself. Don't always blame Dumb. Although the time shuttle is Dumb, the person who presses the button is the student in seat 4. It is his own curiosity and can't blame him. "
Li Yuantai nodded, "Brother Gao makes sense. I can't blame Dumb for this."
The five of us were just arguing and persuading us, but at some point, we were already surrounded.
It turned out that a group of villagers who fished for fish and shrimps by the river discovered us. They looked at us like monsters with spears and hoes.
I heard them whispering.
"Look at how strange the clothes they wear."
"Look at that girl, showing a pair of big white legs. It's totally out of courtesy. Whose girl is this? There are no rules at all." Several older women were pointing at the celluloid.
"There are also two yellow-haired monsters. It is said that the yellow-haired monsters are all monsters."
"Nonsense, only gods have yellow hair, those two are definitely gods."
They just pointed around us, none of them dared to come up and talk.
At this time, a beautifully decorated carriage galloped towards this side, and many entourages followed it.
The villagers gave way in panic when they saw the carriage, stood by the side of the road, and whispered, "The prime minister is here."
The carriage stopped in front of us, and a bearded man wearing a Chinese dress with a gold folding fan in his hand got down. There is a poetry about the appearance of this man in Chinese dress. It is as ugly as Zhongkui. It's hard to be a gentleman with a sturdy back and a sturdy fan.
The man in Chinese clothes got out of the carriage, immediately pulled his face, pointed his fan at the villagers and cursed, "You poor bones, don’t work well, you are all lazy and chatting here, and when paying taxes at the end of the month, I start crying poor again. I can see how you are lazy and raped, so quickly go to work for me."
"It's not that we don't have the money to pay taxes, but that the tax money is too much. Even if we vomit blood, we can't pay taxes." There was a bold whisper.
Hearing the words, the man in Chinese clothes changed his expression, "Who was talking just now? Pull me out and fight. See who dares to talk back!"
The villagers immediately panicked and said in unison, "My Prime Minister, the younger ones will go to work."
"What's going on again?" After the man in Chinese clothes made a flurry, he finally found us standing still on the grass.
"Returning to the Prime Minister, the young ones were working just now, and only heard a loud bang, and the five people emerged out of thin air from the grass. The young ones didn't have time to ask their origins."
The man in Chinese clothes is still going to have a seizure, but when he saw the innocent and pleasant celluloid, his obsessive little eyes were immediately narrowed, so he waved impatiently at the villagers, "Hurry up to work, don’t Always thinking about being lazy, go go go."
As soon as the villagers dispersed, the man in Chinese clothes greeted him with a smile.
"Where do some come from?"
When I was about to answer, Gao Peng immediately stepped on my foot, coughing and coughing, "I am from a neighboring country, because the crops have not been harvested year after year, and my family's living is a problem, so I flee together and live here. Under Gao Peng, dare Ask the prime minister's surname, what country is this?"
The man in Chinese clothes smiled and said, "This is the territory of a poor country, and I am the prime minister of a poor country."
Peng Meng? Are there poor countries?
Where is this? The name sounds familiar, but I really can't remember where it is.