NOVEL NEXT Chapter 183
[Seated]
[Seated]
[Da-ha]
[Hi]
The house of the most famous magical girl, Magical Rampage.
There, a magical girl who has made a name for herself as a novelist and can draw to some extent resides.
In front of her, three large monitors, an expensive camera, a microphone, and other equipment were set up, and on the monitor screens, chat messages were scrolling up rapidly.
“Hi hi~.”
She is a magical girl who once was half-monsterized but was later cured, looking almost like a demon—Magical Diamond Dust.
On one side, a large devil-like horn grows upward, and her eyes are green pupils on a black background.
Under the eye on the side where the horn grows, there is a tear-shaped tattoo.
Her appearance seems to be quite popular, as her live internet broadcast quickly gathered thousands of viewers.
“Everyone, how have you been? I spent the whole day lazing around at home yesterday.”
[10,000₩ Worked overtime]
[Weekend work ㄷㄷㄷㄷ]
[How can people work on weekends ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[They said weekend work ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
“Ah, thank you for the 10,000 won, Borken. Is weekend work still a thing these days?”
[ㅇㅇ]
[ㅇㅇ]
[ㅇㅇ]
[Sometimes]
[Not sure about other fields, but development usually does that]
Diamond Dust, using her magical girl’s unique physical abilities, checks each chat message one by one and starts communicating.
She occasionally pops a potato chip into her mouth, waiting for the concrete floor to fully come in.
“I don’t do things like going to work, so I feel sorry for you.”
[Not thinking about your past, huh…]
[1,000₩ It’s weird hearing that from an ancient magical girl…]
[ㄹㅇㅋㅋ]
[ㄹㅇㅋㅋ]
[ㄹㅇㅋㅋ]
As she teases people who work without a second thought, viewers start mentioning her past.
Since the viewers know that Diamond Dust was a warrior who fought for her life during the Great Demon War era, they are more likely to give a bitter smile rather than get angry.
Some who don’t know are just getting mad, though.
“What do you mean, ancient magical girl~! Why are you calling me a primitive human!”
[Well… you’re a grandma now…]
[Granny…]
“No, hehe… no! Who called me a grandma! Come out! You’re banned for an hour.”
[Gasp]
[Lasers are coming out of her eyes ㄷㄷ]
[Someone died ㄷㄷ]
Seemingly triggered by being called a grandma, Diamond Dust starts banning the accounts of viewers she identifies with her terrifying reflexes.
As if it happens every time, Diamond Dust isn’t seriously angry, and the viewers are just reacting lightly.
“On my ID, I’m definitely old, but my heart and appearance are that of a teenager! Doesn’t that make me practically a teenager?”
[Is that so?]
[I don’t know]
“Ugh…! No, guys! In manga, you like immortal loli kids who are hundreds or thousands of years old, right! What’s the difference?!”
[That’s just absurd…]
[Somehow, realistic age is a bit…]
“…So, if a ‘1’ is added in front of my age, will you suck it up then?”
[No]
[ㄴㄴ]
[By then, we’ll all be dead;;]
“Ah, in 100 years, you’ll all be buried in graves, right?”
Before starting the actual broadcast, she is chatting enthusiastically with the viewers.
The ability to passionately talk about really trivial topics is truly impressive.
It’s truly the talent of a broadcaster.
[1,000₩ So, what trash game are you playing today?]
“Trash game? Today’s not a trash game.”
[What]
[?]
[Then what are you playing?]
[If it’s not a trash game, then what…]
“No, what makes you think I only play trash games?! I’ve played plenty of god-tier games too!”
[God?game]
[Liar ㄴ]
“Just last Thursday, I played that one! That famous one!”
[What’s the standard?]
[The standard for god-tier games is so low…]
[That one also smelled like trash ㅋㅋ]
It seems Diamond Dust specializes in trash games, as the chat is flooded with “trash game” comments.
This is the downside of being a trash game specialist broadcaster—no matter what game she plays, it gets labeled as a trash game from the start.
But Diamond Dust can’t really refute it because she’s played so many games that reek of trash, so it’s essentially her own fault.
“Sigh~… Whatever. Today, we have a guest!”
[Guest??]
[What? A collab??]
[Wow, first collab ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
The chat heats up at the news of a guest appearance.
However, Diamond Dust casually bursts out laughing at the viewers’ assumption that it’s a collab.
“It’s not a collab. I never said I wouldn’t do collabs, but this time, it’s just an acquaintance of mine.”
Saying that, Diamond Dust turns around and heads toward the bed.
She swiftly removes the blanket that was mysteriously wriggling on the bed.
“Gravity unnie, wake up.”
“…Mmm.”
“Did you fall asleep already?! I just told you to hide for a bit, why did you…”
“…Blanket, warm…”
“……”
The guest for Diamond Dust’s broadcast is none other than Magical Gravity.
But while hiding for a bit, she fell asleep due to the warmth of the blanket.
So Diamond Dust is trying hard to wake Gravity up.
Somehow managing to force her up and sit her on the chair next to her, Diamond Dust lets out a deep sigh.
Thanks to that, the chat is filled with laughter.
“Ta-da~! The guest is Gravity unnie!”
“…Ha~am…”
“…Unnie? Do you want to wash your face?”
“…Whatever…”
[Gravity????]
[ㄹㅇ???]
[Wow]
[First guest is a legend ㅋㅋ]
[Is it really Gravity???]
[Her connections are insane]
As one of the most famous figures in the U.S., Magical Gravity is also quite famous in Korea.
With Gravity appearing on Diamond Dust’s broadcast, the chat’s reactions became incredibly heated.
“Huh? Do you all know Gravity unnie?”
[Why wouldn’t we???]
[She’s famous as America’s protector?]
“Ah, really? Was she that famous…”
“…?”
“Unnie, you’re really famous on the internet.”
“…Okay.”
“Did you know?”
“…No.”
Diamond Dust, who didn’t even know Gravity was famous.
And Gravity, who doesn’t care whether she’s famous or not, just hugging a rabbit doll and yawning.
The chat is going wild, but the reactions are truly contrasting.
“Anyway, today, I set up the computer and camera for the broadcast with Gravity unnie.”
[?]
[???]
[???????]
[Flexing right away;;]
“More importantly, unnie. Should we eat some cheesecake before the broadcast?”
“…Okay. And chocolate too…”
“Ah, chocolate too?”
[?]
[Why the sudden mukbang?]
[Wow, that looks delicious]
For some reason, a mukbang suddenly starts.
Gravity, who had half-closed eyes and looked sleepy, now has sparkling eyes and is holding a fork, and the chat is going crazy over how cute she is.
“…Yum yum.”
“Ah, I’ll set mine aside. You can eat the rest.”
“…Okay.”
[Is she going to eat all that…?]
[Does all that fit in her…?]
[I live in New York, that place is famous… ㄹㅇ she eats a lot…]
However, as Gravity starts devouring the cheesecake, the chat turns to shock.
The sight of her small body quickly eating through the cheesecake is truly astonishing.
In contrast, Diamond Dust has a very calm expression.
Well, she’s seen Gravity come over often and eat massive amounts of food, so it’s normal for her.
“By the way, what game are we playing today?”
“…?”
“Didn’t you say you’d prepare it, unnie?”
“…!!”
“…Did you forget?”
“I brought it…”
“Phew~… We almost ruined the broadcast.”
Having already finished the cheesecake, Gravity and Diamond Dust switch to a chocolate cake.
The viewers have already gathered, and it’s time to start the main content—the game—but they’re still busy eating cake with Gravity.
Whether the mukbang is more popular than the game or the atmosphere is heated due to Gravity’s appearance, the mood and reactions are hotter than usual.
And the flood of voice TTS donations.
The highest amount of donations in Diamond Dust’s broadcasting career poured in during this short time, but she would only find out about it later.
“Unnie… You’re still getting food all over your face…”
“Mmmph…”
“Isn’t it time you started wiping your mouth with a tissue while eating?”
“…?”
“Don’t just tilt your head…”
“…Too lazy.”
“……”
Seemingly forgetting about the broadcast due to Gravity’s childlike behavior, Diamond Dust starts taking care of Gravity.
Still, the reactions are very positive, and with new viewers coming in just to see Gravity, the broadcast has become quite hot.
All while just eating cake with Gravity before the actual broadcast starts.
“…Ah, I forgot about the broadcast.”
[Should we just switch to a mukbang today??]
[100,000₩ Came to see Gravity, should we just do a mukbang all day today?]
[ㄹㅇ]
[Mukbang ㄱㄱ]
[But what game were you originally going to play?]
“Ah, thank you for the 100,000 won, TtiTti. And no, we can’t do a mukbang. If we do a mukbang for hours, the room will literally be filled with trash. Absolutely not! No exaggeration!”
[ㄷㄷ]
[ㄷㄷ]
[ㄷㄷㄷㄷ]
[The fact that it’s real is the scariest ㅋㅋ]
[LAMO]
[lamo]
[草]
“Ah… A lot of foreigners have joined too. What… lamo? What’s that?”
[It basically means it’s freaking hilarious]
“Ah, I see… Gravity unnie, they say you’re funny.”
“…Pfft.”
“Ah, she’s mad.”
Even so, Gravity puffs up her cheeks as if denying that the room would be filled with trash.
But that’s also cute, so it doesn’t really work.
And Diamond Dust pokes her cheeks with her fingers to deflate them.
Too lazy to get mad, Gravity picks up her fork and continues eating the chocolate cake.
While getting chocolate cream all over her mouth again.
“…Cough.”
“Finished?”
“…Yeah.”
“Alright, let’s clean up and start the game. Everyone, the broadcast is finally starting~.”
[It’s only been 20 minutes]
[ㄹㅇ She eats so fast]
[She really ate all that…]
[So what game are you playing today?]
“So, Gravity unnie. What game did you bring today?”
“…This.”
“……Ah.”
“Rabbit, comes out…”
“……”
Finally, Gravity reveals the game she prepared, and it’s a game featuring rabbits.
However, there’s a big problem—the controls are terrible, and it reeks of trash.
In the end, Diamond Dust is destined to play another trash game on her broadcast today.
“Why… did you bring this trash game…”
“…? Rabbit…”
“Yes, yes… It’s a rabbit…”
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[草草草]
[L A M O]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
“Sigh~…”
“…?”
Diamond Dust, who had high hopes for Gravity, takes a deep sigh and resigns herself to playing the trash game Gravity brought.
Life never goes the way you want it to.
This is the last registered episode.