Madman in a Fantasy World

44. sub event

After defeating the Iron Golem, there was an uproar about who should take the golem’s corpse.

But it was already gone after I had stuffed it all into my inventory, and when I told them to fight me if I twisted it, no one dared to attack me, and they secretly noticed and ran away.

After that, we went to inform the Count, who seemed busy with cleanup, that the disappearance request was over.

As promised, it was resolved in one day, so we were able to receive a triple reward.

By the way, the proof that it was solved was Yui herself.

Yui proved that she was a vampire by showing her blood magic, and submitted evidence by testifying to what had happened so far.

And the Count gave me a good accommodation for a day in return for helping me with the missing request and subjugation of the Iron Golem, so I decided to take a day off before going back to the Empire.

If I went back anyway, hunting monsters would have been all I wanted to do.

While resting, I came to the sea, which is famous as a resort.

It’s a world without firecrackers, so it’s a neat sandy beach where you can’t find a single trash.

The sea is clean and not dirty like the Korean sea.

As a place is a place, we couldn’t just go in there wearing dirt-stained armor, so we bought clothes that were easy to move around and changed into.

I was the first to change and was playing with the sand.

There were many other people besides us on the sandy beach, and among them a boy who was playing happily came up to me and asked.

“Brother! What is this made of?”

“This is called the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon. It was modeled after seeing the real thing.”

“Wow…! Cool!”

“Keukkeuk. Little boy, you have eyes to see. You’re the one who will grow up later.”

Knowing the splendor of this, he is sure to become a great success when he grows up.

“Are you telling me something strange…”

“Luna, don’t you know better? The splendor of this thing.”

“Keu, keuhum…”

The privilege of only the experienced, which the inexperienced do not know.

It is a terrifying artifact that turns even neat girls into prostitutes.

To the extent that it should be sealed and not wielded carelessly during normal times.

When I turned around, Yui, wearing a frilly dress, and Luna, who had changed into commoner clothes, were standing there.

It’s a pity that there are no bikinis or swimsuits, but naturally pretty people look pretty no matter what they wear.

Luna and Yui were pretty if they were pretty, but they weren’t ugly.

“It’s great… I’m tired. I’m still in awe of my wisdom in selecting slaves.”

“Go, thank you…”

“…More than that. You’ve come all the way to the sea, but why are you doing this here without going into the water?”

Why don’t I go into the water?

I’m just monitoring the situation.

I made it into a mess, but for some reason I don’t think that bastard would just skip an event like this.

and shortly after

just as expected.

Indeed the bastard came.

With bandages wrapped all over his body and crutches on both arms.

Hang the heroines from behind.

“Extra.

What is this baby.

Did you come here to brag about your heroine?

“Oh yeah?”

So let’s see if this can be forgiven.

I jumped up from my seat.

And he approached Tia, not Arthur.

“Hey, Tia.”

“What? I don’t want to talk to you much.”

“Have you already kissed Arthur?”

When I asked, she only blinked, but then her face turned red.

“Yes, four?! Mu, mumu, what are you talking about?!”

“Looking at the reaction, it looks like he’s still there.”

I grabbed the shy Tia’s chin.

And then.

けめ ㅁ!

“Huh, huh buh!?”

“What, what…!”

kissed

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My lips fell as the struggling Tia pushed my chest away.

“Your first kiss isn’t Arthur!! It’s Luke!!”

“This, this crazy person…!”

It looked like he was about to slap at least one cheek while giggling, so I moved first.

He reached out and grabbed Tia’s chest.

“Aww!!”

“for a moment···!”

“Your first breast isn’t Arthur’s either!! It’s this Luke!!”

Soon after, his butt was also massaged.

“Huh!!”

“stop!!”

“Your first ass isn’t Arthur’s either!! It’s this Luke!!”

Tia, who was crying with shame, raised her hand as if she would use magic at any moment.

But I kicked the ground one step ahead.

“There’s no way! Shoulder tackle!!”

“Kyaaak!!”

I prepare magic right in front of my eyes, but who will wait?

Arthur waddled in front of Tia, who hit my butt on my shoulder tackle and blocked it.

“What are you doing!”

“I came here to brag about heroin, so I tasted heroin.”

Wasn’t that what you brought me to?

Arthur giggled, but with crutches in both hands, he couldn’t do anything.

To be honest, it’s the main character, but it’s more amazing to move in that state.

Well, I understand the bragging about being a heroine.

In a world that revolves around the main character, the heroine of the main character must be one of the most beautiful people in the world.

But these days, the trend is not to make squid except for the main heroine, but sub-heroes and heroines who can’t be captured are also pretty damn pretty.

The most common example is ‘daughter! Something like ‘Please give me my mother!’

As proof of that, aren’t Yui, who should have died originally, and Luna, who is not mentioned in the story, comparable to the main heroine’s appearance, like Richie or Tia?

And if you’re here to brag, why don’t you glance at Luna’s chest while talking about it.

It’s a waste to say that it’s beta mail to him. Like a gamma mail.

I looked around, and everywhere was looking at me with garbage eyes.

I bowed and greeted the audience like an opera conductor greets the audience on the podium.

“Thanks for the compliment.”

Originally, the best compliment for a game player is ‘You play like a game’, right?

That kind of contempt is rather an industry reward.

“Crazy bastard… If only I had my arms intact, you’d be dead.”

“I see now that my arm isn’t working. What’s wrong?”

“You made it like this!!”

“Is it?”

Actually I know. I just said it’s thick.

In the end, Arthur was unable to do anything and disappeared in the direction of the sea, taking Tia and the heroine, who seemed like they were about to self-destruct.

“Luna. Why did I say not to go into the sea? I’ll see you soon.”

-Kyaaa!!

I hear screams just because I speak.

At the same time, we looked in the direction of the screams.

If it’s obvious, it’s an obvious event, if it’s banal, it’s a banal monster.

Junior Kraken.

A gigantic octopus monster, probably about 3m tall, was holding three women with tentacle-like legs.

Those three were, of course, people I knew.

“I didn’t go in because I thought that would be the case.”

As it’s a sub-event between the main character and the heroine, there’s no way I or anyone else will be targeted.

However, if he had done the stupid thing of going in knowing that something was about to come out, he would have gone in and caught the vampire himself instead of burning down the mansion.

“Luke-sama, do you even have future vision…?”

“Luna. Writers are invincible, readers are gods.”

“·······?”

But since the writer possessed me, is the writer also a rookie?

I don’t know.

You should keep an eye on your status until the sub-event is over.

[ Information ]

Name: Luke

Gender: Male

Age: 20

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Mana: 0 / 0

Level: 59

[ skill ]

Inventory (F)

Super Strength (B)

All attribute resistance (A)

[ Abilities ]

Strength: 49 (+24)

Agility: 10

Intelligence: 0

Stamina: 10

Stat Points: 10

Five. I remember being level 42 before coming here.

After this request was finished, it rose noticeably.

Like vampires and iron golems, it’s an unprecedented level of growth.

In fact, one piece might have been hidden here.

I invested all my stats into strength.

Now strength is 59.

It’s 88 if you add everything up to the super strength.

The balance between strength and other stats isn’t right, but if your stamina is low, it’s enough to catch it without getting hit.

If your agility is low and slow, you can get Luna’s buff, or you can kill ten people in one hit.

“Uh-uh… Mr. Luke…?”

“Why, Yui. I’m busy right now.”

“They look dangerous…”

“Really? Luna, what do you think?”

“The monster itself isn’t strong, but… it seems there’s a problem somewhere.”

Luna, who is used to most things, said that.

I cleared the status window to see if something interesting had happened.

Then the scene that caught my eye was…

“It’s really great. It’s great.”

It was pathetic.

Just looking at it makes my head shake.

A sub-event that takes place at sea is an event where the heroines, who were originally very strong, can’t even do anything against the event-type fuck-up monster and uh-huh-oh-oh-ya.

In particular, the large octopus can be said to be a regular.

In the original work, Arthur, who had nowhere to look at the naked scene, hesitated, then saved the octopus after enjoying everything he could enjoy.

However, if there are two problems, one is that Arthur is now a disabled person with bandages wrapped all over his body.

The other one is that that idiot doesn’t even think about saving it, just watching the heroines being made fun of by octopus legs as if it were an AV.

With that being said, the event that would end with just a few swings of the sword isn’t over yet.

“Tell me to do it yourself.”

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Maybe stop if they are good.

That octopus isn’t a monster that eats people, and the heroine and the main character can’t die even if they want to die anyway, so if you leave it alone, it’ll take care of itself.

By the looks of things, Stella looks like she’s already gone once.

“Don’t you catch that? Is it the experience you’ve always been talking about? Don’t you need that this time?”

“Uh. That’s a small monster. Even if you catch it, it doesn’t give you much experience.”

It was written in the writer TMI.

It’s called a small monster.

According to common sense, letting a vicious monster loose in the middle of a beach like this would have been nothing more than a massacre, not an event.

As soon as it came out, the heroine would have been eaten and half of it would have disappeared.

I don’t have any desire to help, but seeing Arthur’s happy body being taken over by a thicker guy makes me want to bully him.

I reached into my inventory and pulled out an item.

“… oops!”

When I checked the item I took out, Luna reflexively drooled, frowned, and took a step back.

Conversely, Yui, who did not know what this was, looked full of curiosity.

“what is this?”

“If you’re curious, it’s not bad to open it yourself.”

A flask I made to use when catching War Wolf in the past.

Even though I wrote so much, I made too many of them, so I still have them.

And our naive Yui makes the same mistake as Luna.

– Pong!

“Heeik…!”

It is also the successor to the seniority.

Luna also said to open it if you’re curious before, so I actually opened it.

If you’re aware, you should have noticed from Luna’s reaction.

I took out another flask.

This time, it wasn’t from the inventory, but from the pocket tied around the waist.

“Aww!”

Yui runs away in a hurry.

The flask contained life, not liquid.

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Mr. Bar teacher.

When I put it in my pocket, it kept slipping out, so I put it in a flask.

They are so tenacious that they can survive for several days even without food or water.

“Um… Mr. Luke, why do you carry something like this…?”

“To harass.”

“Yes···?”

“Listen, Yui. Humans have their specialties. Even if you are a low-class person in other fields, there are things that no one can catch up to in this field.”

I’m just specialized in hurting people.

If I said that I enjoy bullying, you might berate me for being so trashy, but what if I’m a dark hero?

The cancer-like kids who make people feel stuffy, and the villains who look like garbage at a glance.

If you are a dark hero who bullies such children, you will be praised as a true education.

“So are you going to throw it or not?”

dory dory.

Yui vigorously refused, shaking her head from side to side.

A strong negative is a positive.

“Yes? Then what should I do?”

Poof, first I threw a flask of vinegar that smelled coppery at Arthur.

The flask breaks upon hitting Arthur’s head.

– Oops!!! Wow!!!

As an extra 1+1 event, they also threw a flask with cockroaches in it.

– aaa!!! what the fuck is this!!!!

Unfortunately, it seems that the person possessed by Arthur was someone who hated bugs.

“Gel gel gel. As expected, harassing the main character is the most fun.”

“·······.”

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