Madman in a Fantasy World

41. are you a whiner

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Human-sama was sleeping like honey, but the fucking bird disturbed my sound sleep with its cries.

As I tossed and turned sideways, rustling my still-tired body, something soft hit my face.

‘······?’

I don’t know what it is, but of course I grabbed it.

In fact, if you are a man, you cannot stand touching something that is soft.

Even though I know this is my chest, it is a creature called a man that I have to touch.

“It’s a shame…”

Then, the strange groaning sound made my eyes light up…! It didn’t float, and it stood there.

At the same time, I remembered what had happened this morning.

The smell of chestnut flowers permeates the room.

Luna holding my head with both arms.

The tail was wrapped around my waist.

I thought I did the best thing I could possess out of all the things that happened.

Since I ate Luna this time, I’m going to have to eat Yui, the new high-ranking slave, as well.

“Grunt.”

I woke up energetic.

I thought as I looked at my Junior who never dies.

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Maybe the one with the nanomachines planted is my Junior.

I stopped talking nonsense and woke up Luna.

“Luna, wake up.”

“Haaam… yes…”

Luna wakes up yawning and rubbing her eyes.

It’s not like I can’t wake up, but the sincere Luna, who always got up earlier than me to prepare, must have accumulated a lot of fatigue on the first night.

I stared at Luna as she packed her clothes.

To be precise, I made a telescope with both hands and observed with both eyes wide open.

“Where are you looking?”

“chest.”

“·······.”

I guess I’m at a loss for words about my confidence.

Still, isn’t it better to say confidently that you saw it than to lie that you didn’t see it?

Then I covered my chest more and ran to the shower room.

Not knowing that if you cover it up that hard, it will stick out between your arms and make you look more erotic.

I was about to pick up some clothes because I wanted to get ready to wash.

Something huge wriggling on the floor touched my foot.

“Uhhh! Fuck surprise!”

“Queuck!”

I was startled and inadvertently kicked it.

It made a sound, so I looked closely and saw that it was the piglet from yesterday.

We let them go, but we enjoyed ourselves to the fullest and left them alone.

I should have released it now, but I didn’t want to touch it, so I decided to leave it as it is.

“The clerk will take care of it.”

Originally, motels are the norm to have irresponsible pleasure and show off.

***

Wash your body, put on your clothes, and leave the room.

Yui’s eyes met as she came out of the room on the other side.

Yui, who was so surprised, shook her shoulders.

“Ah, good night…”

“Uh. You too.”

For some reason, her face was red.

Would you seriously think that?

No matter how ignorant it was, it was the most absurd thing to say ‘I don’t know why’.

“Hey, Yui.”

“Yes, four!”

“Did you hear me?”

– Anger.

Yui’s head emitted smoke like a rice cooker that had just finished cooking.

It was a bonus that her face was red like blood, and she timidly nodded.

Hey, the inn room here isn’t even a soundproof booth, so it’s obvious that you can hear it all.

But what if you hear it?

what about sex

It’s a sacred act that gives birth to life, but isn’t it rather commendable?

“what are you doing?”

“I heard he wasn’t sleeping and he was listening to us.”

“···Yes?”

“Oh, I didn’t hear you!”

Luna, who followed me, was taken aback by my answer.

He’s usually straight-up, but at times like this, he’s flabbergasted.

can’t you hear that?

You don’t know because you went crazy, you moaned hard~

“Okay, let’s go finish it now.”

Go to the Count and tell him that the request is over and get the reward.

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My mouth waters at the thought of receiving my reward, which was tripled.

I left the inn with Luna and Yui and headed for the Count’s mansion.

Going through the adventurer’s guild like that.

“They’ve been working hard since morning.”

I overslept today, so it wasn’t morning now, but it didn’t change that I was working hard anyway.

“Luke-sama, there seems to be something wrong with that…”

“I’m working so hard, I’ll figure it out on my own. Let’s go our own way.”

The adventurer’s guild was somehow busy.

As if the peaceful appearance when he first came was all fake.

But it’s not my business, I just ignored it and tried to pass by.

I wasn’t kidding, I was really trying to pass.

If the busy receptionist hadn’t called me after seeing me.

“Huh? Hey! You’re the adventurer who was asked to go missing!”

“Shimata! It’s Nigeron!”

ran away in the back

And got caught again.

fuck.

“Why did you call us? We’re busy.”

“An urgent request has been issued.”

The other day, I thought it would be nice if only an urgent request came out, but as soon as it came!

Did even a deluxe fighter come in?

I got money and enjoyed the sea event, anyway, I was going to have fun today.

Why won’t the world leave me alone?

‘Am I not an extra?’

The other day, I confirmed that the main character was still alive, but what kind of urgent request came out of nowhere?

Of course, even if the main character is unreliable, he is a main character.

Why does shit come to people instead of going to the toilet?

I thought. Until you go inside the adventurer’s guild.

After the receptionist said he would give a detailed explanation, I went into the guild.

“You, you…!”

It seems like it’s talking to us no matter who sees it, so I turned my gaze to the source of the sound.

What is this, isn’t this a handsome boy with red hair pointing a finger at us?

To be precise, to Yui, not me and Luna.

‘Aha. Because this bastard is here, there are events that didn’t exist!’

It’s not the time to come here yet.

Putting aside the question of why he is here now, I have to hit him once.

-Fuck!

I just hit the main character’s head.

“Queuck!”

It looks like an anchovy and cries like a pig.

“Now, wait a minute! What are you doing!”

It wasn’t until I heard that sound that I realized that there were other people in my line of sight.

It was Tia who stood in Arthur’s way and scolded me.

‘Sure it is. This bastard can’t be alone.’

Tia Roseberry, Richie Winchester, and Stella, a commoner heroine with brown hair and short stature whom I hadn’t seen before.

No matter how long it’s been since the semester started, she wears a harem.

Recently, a cub who even deserted his duties was born with a woman’s clothes.

“I slapped him because he didn’t like me. Do you want me to pick him up? If he twists me, I’ll hit him once.”

what to do

To be honest, Tia is not my favorite character, nor is she my heroine.

If you win, you’re the main heroine, you’re Nabal, and you kill them all.

Then, Tia seemed to be trying to do something about second place.

That bitch Richie was staring hard at what she was trying to annoy me with this time.

Arthur shook his head several times in that brief moment before coming to his senses.

Then he pointed at Yui again and told me.

“I don’t know why you’re with that bitch, but she’s the vampire queen! We have to kill her!”

······How does he know Yui, who he probably hasn’t even met yet?

Do you have the old-fashioned idea? That’s beyond brainlessness, to the level of doubting whether it’s human.

At times like this, there are things you should be most suspicious of, but it’s stupid to ask why you’re wondering why and why.

For example, in order to determine if it is a possessor, say the name of an object that does not exist in this world and observe the reaction.

All of these banal lines are the author’s ploy to prolong the development.

“Hey. You’re a possessor.”

“······!”

Then it is.

“Oh, no…!”

“No, what’s wrong, you idiot.”

– Bahak!

“Queuck!”

It says on the face that it is a possessor, but no, it’s not an asshole.

“…You too?”

When I asked if I was a possessed chair, he answered in sign language, which means mountain.

Honestly, if you are a Korean, you can know what I can say just by looking at this.

In some areas, there are places where you talk with one ‘ga’.

Then, in an instant, Arthur’s expression changed to a proud expression.

“Ha-! I’m the main character? You’re an insignificant extra. So figure out the subject and get over that bitch quickly!”

“Yeah, it’s a toilet.”

“Rice, toilet!? Are you talking about me!?”

When the main actors poop and the extras poop, what is it if not the toilet?

It’s not an unreasonable expression of a metaphor used for women who are like toilet bowlers, but that’s a real toilet.

“There’s no toilet here, so do you think it’s a toilet?”

“This… profit…!”

To make a guy who just said a few words possess the main character.

The future of the Empire is as dark as a cell phone that is turned off.

Leaving Arthur giggling at me, I looked around for a moment.

The heroines, Luna and Yui who are confused about what we are talking about.

Tia had the same indignant face as Arthur.

Stella had a timid personality, so she couldn’t help but put her hands on her chest and was restless.

Richie wasn’t like that in the original work, but what Arthur did and his personality seems to have changed a lot.

You are still looking at me with a happy smile. To laugh at my boyfriend getting beat up by me, it must be a crazy bitch.

Fortunately, the situation was better there.

Luna seemed to have no idea.

Yui just rolled her eyes, not knowing what to do, perhaps because she was the center of this story.

“Haaam… I’m tired. Let’s finish our work quickly and go play.”

I thought it would only make me tired if I talked about it any longer, so I tried to take a break after I finished the urgent request or something.

“Whoever wants to just go. I can’t leave until I kill her.”

Arthur drew his sword and aimed it at Yui.

“Hee, hee…!”

Yui ran behind me and quietly grabbed the hem of my clothes.

this is the rear

You have to do this to stimulate your desire for protection and to say you want to protect it.

“Why are you killing my baby!!”

– Bahak!

“Queaeaek!!!”

Also 3 rides.

Are you fucking old?

I think I hit him too hard, but hopefully he didn’t get a concussion.