Madman in a Fantasy World

27. gelation

The day after I finished the request with the bald head.

I woke up early in the morning today as well.

In my previous life, just thinking about going to work felt like gravity was weighing down my body.

‘I didn’t go to work that day because I didn’t want to go.’

It is a truth that no one knows that he was cut because of excessive absenteeism later.

It is different here.

How many people in the world can have a job that they want to do?

A dream is just a child’s wish after all.

As an adult, if you go through the military and society, you will find that you have become a slave to money scanning barcodes at convenience stores.

In that sense, this place is like heaven!

If you want to catch a monster, you can go and ask for the monster you want to catch and beat it up.

“Luna. Today’s schedule.”

“Today, after breakfast, I will stop by Mr. Smith to receive the dismantled War Wolf meat and the safe deposited, and then I will stop by the adventurer’s guild to take the D-class promotion test that Mr. Adela mentioned yesterday.”

A beautiful secretary reciting today’s schedule next to you is on a different level from the smelly news and newspapers you read in the morning.

‘Is this the life of a rich man?’

Suddenly, I remembered a game I used to play in my previous life.

Stealing cars, robbing banks, and crushing luxury foreign cars and sports cars like passing cans is a game that boasts the world’s highest degree of freedom.

Why is the game so popular that it seems to have been stripped of reality?

The reason is simple.

I can put dozens of supercars in my garage that I can’t even ride in real life. In reality, a multibillion-dollar building that I was only looking at becomes my property. You can play with all kinds of weapons and make the world your own.

It is similar to that world here.

A worldview that really inspires the will to work. A view of the world where you can do anything if you put your mind to it.

“Luna. Some toilet paper.”

“···Yes?”

It’s vulgar, but just imagining it made me botky.

***

I was on my way to the Adventurer’s Guild after receiving the dog meat from the uncle and taking the gold coins inside the safe.

Something shushuk, and quickly passed me, and Luna said.

“Luke! It’s a pickpocket!”

“Really? Leave it alone. I wasn’t even robbed.”

It’s pitiful to pickpocket in such an easy-to-earn world.

Hey, even in countries with good security, pickpockets do happen.

It would be difficult to prevent pickpocketing with public security in the Middle Ages.

I’m sorry, so let’s just go. It’s not even my money.

“…It was Luke-sama’s pocket that was stolen.”

“Catch that bastard right now!”

That’s how Luna and I started chasing pickpockets.

The pickpocket and Luna skillfully ran among the crowd.

“uuu————-!!!!!”

I shrugged my shoulders like a charger in a zombie game and pushed through the crowd with force.

I looked back to see if the pickpocket had noticed our pursuit in the middle.

Then, when our eyes met, I was startled and started to run faster, running frantically through the crowd.

If you want to hide a tree, hide it in the forest.

If you want to hide people, hide between people.

A very good escape method.

The problem is, I was the one who knew that method was the most stupid way.

‘what? Hide in the forest to hide a tree?’

Just set fire to the forest and burn the trees.

And if the pickpocket tries to hide among people.

“Hinjaku!! Hinjaku!!”

I rushed in a straight line, pushing people like a bulldozer.

A guy who mingled with people and avoided each other could not be faster than a guy who went straight like a truck with a broken steering wheel.

So, on the way, the pickpocket, realizing that it was inevitable, hurriedly turned and fell into a small side road.

Unfortunately, that was his last and only one shot.

The place Luna and I followed after was a dead-end road blocked on all sides.

“Qu-he-he-he-he.”

You caught this baby.

As I approached him step by step, he clung to the wall like a cat driven to a dead end and tried to break through the wall with his hand.

“Buy, buy, help me—-!”

“Hey. Calm down. I won’t eat you.”

What did you do to get scared? If you’re going to kill me, I’d rather just kill you.

“Shall we solve it with our conversation, my friend?”

I grinned.

“Yes Yes···?”

“You don’t know how to talk? Talk?”

I tried not to hit him because he was skinny, but was he someone who couldn’t learn how to write?

Then I have no choice but to go to the body dialogue.

When I raised my fist, the pickpocket gasped on his knees and sat upright.

“Hey, good conversation!”

“Yes, yes. I wish I had done that earlier.”

After all, do people need to talk? What a valuable resource conversation is in a rotten society where swearing comes first.

Hmm. So, what should I ask you now?

“Why did you steal my pocket?”

“That, that. He was wearing an academy student uniform, so he thought he was an aristocrat…”

what is noble A commoner without roots who does not even appear in the work is a character named Luke.

“I see. Looking at you, I can tell you’re in need of money.”

“Thank you for your understanding!”

“But friend. You know stealing is bad, right?”

“Yes, four! I know it!”

“I think that if you do something wrong, you should be punished. That’s why I’m thinking of breaking your fingers next time so you can’t steal.”

“······Yes?”

He questioned whether he didn’t understand my meaning properly.

Seeing without seeing a hundred doors.

Hearing a hundred times is worse than seeing once.

If you don’t understand, with actions rather than words. I personally lifted his hand and returned it in an unbreakable direction.

“aaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The stat of strength 48 broke a person’s finger as easily as breaking it with a pepero.

‘It tastes good because it has no flesh and only bones.’

The feeling of breaking a leg to eat king crab meat.

The first joint of the returned index finger.

Kindly returned the second node opposite to the first one, which had just been bent.

“Quaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Shh. I’m going to complain about the noise.”

What kind of voice is so loud? If I had practiced singing while pickpocketing, I would have become a singer.

However, if I scream like that in broad daylight, complaints may come in from next door, so I stuffed my pocket that he stole into my mouth and put it in my mouth.

The index finger of the guy who has become the shape of lightning.

“Hey, Luna. If I put an iron skewer in this finger and hold it on a rainy day, wouldn’t it become a human lightning rod?”

“······If you’re going to do that, just use a lightning rod.”

Tsk. You don’t know the joy of manipulating nature to your liking. All romance in this world is dead.

Hagiya, when a centipede wants, it spews out all the elements from its hands without a staff, so how can you feel romance?

‘At the time, even firing a laser from my hand was a bitch. Tsk.’

This time I broke the man’s middle finger.

“Turn it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Yes, yes. I know everything.”

Stealing is bad. Common sense that everyone learns from childhood. Parents in charge of home education, if not at school.

It educates about the criminal act of stealing that anyone can know about, but unfortunately the pickpocket in front of them seems to have been born under the tag of the middle ages and unfortunately did not receive any education.

So, since you seem to have learned the sweetness of stealing, I will personally step in and correct you.

Killing someone for stealing is too much.

So I’m thinking of breaking all my fingers so that I won’t be able to do anything like stealing again.

Then, when you unknowingly reach for other people’s things later, you can look at your fingers that can’t hold things and say ‘Oops!’ and do self-reflection.

What could be a better deed than directly helping the victim to rehabilitate the perpetrator?

“Keu-! How kind of a person like me!”

-Duduk. Ppogak. hot.

“Ughhhhh”

“Luna, would you like to break one too?”

“···I am okay.”

“Really? It’s a waste.”

Separately from education, how nice is this?

It feels like popping bubble wrap one by one.

– Pudeuk.

“Huuu!!!!!!”

***

“Now, I’m writing letters…”

A pickpocket with 10 fingers twisted like a ramen sari told me.

I didn’t hit him in the face, but I don’t know why his pronunciation leaked like that.

“Wasn’t it wrong? Can I do that next time? Can’t I?”

“I’m going to have a good time…”

“Okay. Now that you’ve made up your mind, I’ll give you this as a gift.”

I handed the pocket to the pickpocket.

Then he bowed his head and thanked me, and ran away without looking back.

“Jjasik. Would that be that good?”

It’s an amount that can be earned by robbing a piggy bank once.

Tsk tsk. Pity that you don’t know the true taste of hard-earned money.

As we were about to head out of the alley and head back to the adventurer’s guild, Luna implied a question.

“That… Luke-sama. Are you really okay with giving it away?”

“What?”

“A money bag.”

“Are you crazy? Why am I giving you money?”

What is a money bag? Suddenly.

Did you ever think that it was a money bag?

What did Luna see next to me? I have an evil skill called Inventory, but there’s no reason to carry it around.

“······Yes? Then what is that pouch?”

“Cockroach pockets.”

Actually, I was going to put that in my inventory, but living creatures couldn’t be put in my inventory, so I had no choice but to carry it.

– aaa!!

As he spoke, a scream rang out from somewhere nearby.

“When the hell did you catch it…”

“Last time I went pig hunting.”

The bar teacher I found in the back alley where I went to catch pigs the other day.

It was really crowded, like a dark and damp place.

It is said that all places where people live are the same, and after mosquitoes, those who are everywhere and are everywhere were also in this world without fail.

I didn’t know where to use it, so I picked it up, and I didn’t know that I would use it like this.

“Then did you make it like that just because you stole a cockroach pouch?”

“Uh huh. That’s all!”

It’s a bad habit to arbitrarily decide what might be valuable to someone!

“It’s wrong to steal! Whether it’s stealing dust or stealing a fairy tale! Got it?!”

“That’s why Luke-sama also robbed last time at the academy by claiming consumer rights—-.”

“Bitter! That’s not stealing, it’s a legitimate right! Tell me. What is that?”

“It is a legitimate right.”

“right.”