Madman in a Fantasy World

18. wedding gift

Skana’s death caused a bigger disturbance than expected. There wouldn’t have been such a big fuss if he had killed them in the snowy mountains, but it was because I killed them in front of the imperial walls.

Even more fuss was caused by the last scene. Ice and Snow Dragon, who came to me in rags, sacrificed himself.

There must have been a sentry watching it. People gathered in an instant, as if it had been rumored. Of course, ordinary people don’t know if it’s an S-class monster, but first of all, it looks like a dragon.

Even monsters like the Sea Serpent and Leviathan looked like dragons, not dragons, so everyone there knew how strong monsters that were dragons themselves were without explanation.

Well, there was no such thing as a king popping out and giving a prize or something like that, it was just a spectacle and then disbanded.

so the next day. what am i doing right now

“boring······.”

─Degul.

“boring·······.”

─Degul.

I was lying on the bed in the dorm and rolling around.

“Luke, you caught all the S-class monsters you thought you couldn’t catch because you were bored.”

“I’m still bored…”

It was good to catch all the S-class monsters, but what happened after that was the problem.

There are no monsters to catch. If I asked to catch Lucia or Gideon and play sparring, I would do it, but it’s not fun on my side anyway, so that’s a specification.

‘Isn’t there such a thing as an Easter egg monster?’

Something like a level 999 monster made for a challenge. Considering that God is an asshole here, there must be at least one.

From now on, will I have to passively live with boredom until I die like this? Ahh… the damn world. Jumping out of bed, I dragged a chair and hung a rope from the ceiling.

“What, what are you doing!?”

Leechee, who saw that, dissuaded him.

“Let go! Let go!”

If I’m bored, I’ve got a disease that kills me! Since there is no Internet, you can’t even write 5700 characters, so there’s no other way than to die and reincarnate, right?

“Where is the crazy person who wants to die because he’s bored!”

“Here you are!”

“That’s right!”

Since he died, he is quarreling with Mani Riche.

─Suddenly.

Luna and Yui, who had gone out, returned.

“…what are you doing?”

“Luna! Help me! Luke is bored and is about to commit suicide!”

“… again?”

Yes. It’s not the first time I’ve been like this, as Luna reacts as if she’s used to it. So, like now, no matter where the three of us go out, we leave one person behind to watch over us. Because I don’t know when I’m going to reincarnate in another world.

“I heard that the goddess said no to going to another world!”

“She’s not a goddess! She’s an asshole!”

You think I’ll believe the words of an asshole?! It’s good if you die once, and if you don’t, get out of the bondage of death and become happy!

“Ah, Mr. Luke! We heard some interesting news from outside!”

“What.”

let’s hear it If I’m about to die of boredom and I hear trivial news, you’d better be prepared, Yui.

“Arthur is getting married!”

what? who gets married What kind of bullshit is that? He looks at Yui asking her to explain it.

“I was walking around the market, and I saw people gathered in front of a big church!

“How do you know if the main character of that marriage is toilet?”

“There was a name written on the door. Arthur, the groom.”

Then there is no doubt about it. Who is going to die of boredom, trying to be happy alone? There is a saying that other people’s misfortune is my happiness. Then if you think backwards, other people’s happiness is my unhappiness.

If toilet is getting married, it must be Tia or Stella. Seeing that it’s not happening in your territory, but in the empire, isn’t this asking us to attend?

As toilet bowl’s best friend, I can’t miss the wedding.

“But it’s embarrassing. How much I did for you, but you didn’t even give me an invitation.”

“…what did you do?”

Instead, clean up the poop, raise the liche, and catch the demon. I betrayed him, but he treated me leniently enough to cut off my limbs. How many things have I done for you?

“But before I came out of the family, I met the head of the Roseberry family a few times at a social church. ?”

“Tia must have threatened you.”

If you don’t marry me, I’ll bite my tongue and commit suicide. Because it was like that in the original. That man would have been desperate to take Arthur, who was fine, so the reaction would be the same no matter what other man in the world he took.

─Clap.

I caught the attention of the three with applause.

“Come on guys. Let’s get ready.”

“···What?”

“What do you mean? You’re getting married. I need to prepare a wedding present.”

***

After each of them finished their own preparations, Luna was guided to the church she had seen earlier. It was as Luna said that there were crowds of people outside the large church.

The groom is Arthur and the bride is Tia. As expected, the ramen was as expected.

However, there were extras who did not know who they were near the ceremony, and it seemed that a wedding in the Empire did not necessarily have to be sent with an invitation, and anyone could attend as long as they had a heart to congratulate someone.

We, too, mixed in with the crowd and tried to enter the church.

“Wait.”

A guard at the entrance stopped us.

“what.”

“Excuse me, but what’s your name?”

“Luke.”

“The organizers of the wedding said that if a black-haired, red-eyed man comes to you, never let him in.”

her. toilet this bastard?

“I’m sorry, but Mr. Luke is not allowed to enter.”

How dare a mere guard stop me? Dduk, loosening his hands and walking forward, Luna and Richie blocked him and dragged him away.

“Excuse me.”

“ha ha ha···.”

After being dragged along like that, I headed to an alley with few people.

“What are you doing? I just fold it in half and go inside.”

“If you make a fuss like that, the wedding won’t be canceled before you even go in…”

Aha. Didn’t think of that.

“But the more I think about it, the more disgusting it is. To say thank you to the person who came to congratulate you and come out to meet them, but when it’s not enough, you ruthlessly throw them away.”

“Well… because Luke-sama did something.”

“Are you guys just looking at the good times and coming back now?”

At my words, all three averted my gaze. Even when I was bothering the toilet, they could have stopped it like now, but they just ignored me saying it was fun and blamed me.

“So, how do we get in?”

“I think we’ll have to disguise or sneak in.”

Do you have to sneak in to enter the wedding? It’s ridiculous. It doesn’t suit my personality to infiltrate, so pass. And I don’t have artifacts that are good for disguise.

I donned a bast mask from my inventory and disguised myself as a random man.

“Okay. I’m ready, so let’s go.”

“We are?”

“You don’t have to disguise yourself.”

The guard told me not to let the black-haired, red-eyed man in. Then it’s none other than me.

“Shall Arthur see us and let us in? Arthur must know that we go out with Luke.”

“Rice has a close relationship with Tia, so it will work out somehow, and the rest just makes excuses.”

Like I followed Richie, or I went somewhere alone.

So we found the wedding hall again. I saw the kids go in and decided to go in separately. If I’m not there and there’s a guy I don’t know next to me, of course they’ll notice that I’m in disguise.

“I···.”

“Hmm? Aren’t you in the group of the man earlier? I’m sorry, but if you’re in his group, you can’t enter.”

“I’m a friend of the bride. Can you ask me one question?”

“Ummm… but still…”

“I’ll ask you. If you say lychee, you’ll know.”

“Okay. Please wait a moment.”

One of the guards disappeared inside the church. The guard returned shortly after.

“They say you can come in.”

Richie and Tia are close friends, so I knew this would happen. Looking at it like that, the toilet feels more disgusting. How dare you treat me at the door?

Still, today is a happy day, so bear with it. I saw Luna and Yui enter with Richie at the head, then I entered after a while.

Seeing me who looked like villager A, the security gave me a free pass, and when I entered the church, the first thing I looked around was where the toilet was, but I couldn’t find it nearby.

“Luke.”

As I was standing there blankly looking around, Luna and Yui, who entered before me, spotted me and cautiously approached.

“You’ve arrived safely.”

Even if you can’t go in like this, up to a billion.

“Why is Richie like this?”

Richie had an expression wrapped in guilt somewhere. Didn’t all of that disappear while I was with you?

“He said he was sorry to see Tia’s face.”

“What is it, just something like that? Since it’s her husband’s karma, the wife should take responsibility as well.”

Aren’t couples like that?

“Then the toilet? Since you guys came in first, you shouldn’t have had a lot of time to look around.”

“It’s over there.”

Following Luna’s fingertips, she saw a toilet seat greeting a guest from afar to congratulate her on her wedding.

Toilet seat still confined to a wheelchair. It was Stella who pulled the wheelchair. Tia is busy with preparations, so she seems to be helping instead, but maybe when it’s Stella’s turn, Tia will help.

Toilet had no arms and legs, so he couldn’t shake hands, but he didn’t seem to care, as there were many ways to express his gratitude.

Elsewhere, the toilet was dressed like a tuxedo, apparently custom made.

‘If I’m going to marry a guy like that, I wonder how small my crush is.’

The bean pods are great. Well, leaving behind such circumstances, I approached the toilet to greet me in order to fulfill my purpose of coming today.

“Congratulations, potty.”

He glanced back in the direction I was in, then cut off his words.

“Ah, thank you…?”

From the title I just gave you, you must have noticed who I am. There’s no need to hide it anyway. I was thinking of giving a gift and leaving.

I took off my bast face mask. So the toilet bowl and Stella’s eyes widened to the point where they couldn’t get any bigger.

“Yeah, how are you?!”

“Ah, what’s going on between us? Of course you’re sad when you hear the news of the marriage and don’t give a present, right?”

Firecrackers are a must when it comes to weddings. I took the bomb out of my inventory. And I handed it over to Arthur who was in a wheelchair.

“congratulation for the wedding!”

“Stop it!”

Ignoring the words to stop, I lit the fuse and walked out of the church.

-Boom!

As the church disappeared from my sight, I heard firecrackers exploding in the distance.

“As expected, fireworks are indispensable at a wedding.”

“·······.”

“Isn’t that too trash…?”

“I pity Mr. Arthur!”

yes i’m trash When do you want me to become a saint?

“Okay. Then let’s prepare the next present.”

“What more…?”

“Sure. I still have a marriage with Stella, and once we do, it’ll be a honeymoon.”

The first honeymoon is a gift from us.

“My first honeymoon is Hong Kong.”

“Sorry Stella.”

Richie intuited what was to come and apologized to the sky.

This world has no content anymore, but as long as the toilet is alive, I don’t think I’ll be bored.

“Gel gel gel.”

A madman in a fantasy world