NOVEL NEXT Low-end version system main god
Chapter 85
Chapter 85
"Ding! Drinks are on the shelves in the mall."
Tamil immediately opened the system mall, and saw a new "drink" option next to the food, and when he entered it, he saw Erguotou.
"Let's have a taste of 10 dragon-slaying coins first."
"Ask the host to prepare the container."
Tamil brought a large wooden barrel, and after praising the main god of the system, the wooden barrel was filled instantly, and a tangy aroma of wine permeated the air.
ah!It smells so good!
Tamil had drank before, when his father was still alive, and the father and father secretly scooped up the offering wine.
Although he only drank alcohol once in his life, Tamil felt that it was the most delicious wine he drank in his life.
After taking a sip of Erguotou, Tamil immediately retracted what he had just said.
That stuff is also called wine?Offering that kind of thing as a sacrifice to the god of war, no wonder the furious tribe has not been favored by the god.
There are few drinks for a happy event, and Tamil was about to share a great news with the tribe, and the wine came just in time.
Tamil exchanged 100 barrels of Erguotou at one go, and all the tribesmen were given delicious drinks by mouth, and more than 20 barrels were sent to the mountain giant.
Tamil then throws a big feast at Rage Hold for his neighbors in Wizard Valley.
This banquet is not only to promote their own new products, but also to discuss a plan to jointly dispatch troops.
"The Crazy Wolf Tribe and the Violent Bear Tribe are engaged in an endless bloody battle. No matter who wins this war, they will lose a lot of strength. The elite fighters are completely lost, leaving only some ordinary clansmen with low combat effectiveness."
"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for the Lord God of the System to bless our Titan Kingdom. It must not be missed."
"Here, I announce that the Kingdom of Titans has entered a state of combat readiness, ready to launch at any time!"
"Goblin tribes, hill dwarf tribes, and tidal frogmen can also form teams to follow us to clean up the battlefield and search for supplies."
"All the population and territory captured in this war belong to me, and all other spoils will be shared equally among the four of us."
(Elves did not participate)
When the other three clans heard this, they all became excited.
You don't need to lead the battle yourself, you just follow behind to clean up the battlefield and you will get a quarter of the spoils. Whoever refuses such a good thing is a fool!
……
The Dire Wolf Tribe and the Violent Bear Tribe were fighting among themselves, and they fought each other with their own soldiers and horses, until the brains of the dogs blew out.
It turned out that the dead green dragon had two heirs. When the dragon was slaughtered, the two green dragons who had just left the young dragon stage did not fight, but could not hide.
The old green dragon is also the film king, in order to protect his heirs, he tried his best to fight out and lure the enemy away.
The members of the Dire Wolf Tribe and the Violent Bear Tribe were only focused on chasing the old green dragon, and did not clean up the battlefield carefully. As a result, the two little green dragons escaped from birth, and boldly followed them all the way, finding the camp of the two tribes.
The chiefs of the two tribes were discussing the matter of attacking the Valley of the Wizard and dividing the salt mine equally. The green dragon took advantage of the night to wash and urinate in their holy water pool.
The next day, the ignorant barbarians directly took holy water for the elite warriors of the tribe to drink and wash. As a result, one of the high-level officials of the two tribes counted as the other, and they were all poisoned.
Fortunately, the two green dragons are still young, so the toxicity is not strong, and diluted by a pool of holy water, the toxicity is weaker, not enough to be fatal, at most it will make these people unconscious, crazy, and irritable for a period of time.
Those who can enjoy the holy water are the elite warriors in the tribe, who not only possess resources that are difficult for ordinary people, but also hold superhuman privileges.
Bullying the common people and molesting big girls are not uncommon scenes, even barbarians are not exempt from it.
To be precise, it is more common among the barbarians, because the barbarians still have the custom of snatching marriages here.
But, it's fine if you rob the bride, why are you also robbing the groom?
These crazy upper-level people didn't know what evil they had committed. Not only did they not let the groom go, but even the groom's brothers and friends who helped send off his relatives were brutally murdered.Those who didn't grab it simply robbed the melon-eating crowd watching by the roadside.
It's fine if the daughter-in-law is robbed, after all, it's not a shame because it's the custom.
But what is robbing a man?This old man can't take it anymore!
So, a barbarian who had been stabbed for a long time stabbed back, hit the vital point with one knife, and the handle was missing. The soldier who was bending over to pick up his pants didn't react, and rushed to the street.
Where there is the first, there will be the second. Driven by their role models, dozens of ordinary barbarians launched a vigorous revenge.
This is a duel between men, it has nothing to do with grievances or love, it's just for the dignity of men.
After the news spread, the resentment and anger that had been accumulated for many years in the hearts of the barbarians at the bottom broke out instantly, and the ordinary people who had been robbed of their wives by the rich and powerful also stood up.
Thus, the great vendetta began.
……
When the chief of the Dire Wolf Tribe beat his head and woke up, he found that there was no one outside the door, and no one came to serve him after shouting for a long time.
Looking at his bed again, the chief of the Violent Bear Tribe who drank with him until he slept all night yesterday was gone.
"Where did this grandson go? Stupid girl, why don't you get up and serve the guests!"
Chief Dire Wolf walked to a nearby room and was about to kick the door when he heard a man's voice inside. He leaned on the door and heard that it was the Chief of the Violent Bear Tribe who slept in the same bed with him last night!
"Hurry up and get out, that old man should wake up."
"It's just him? It's my fault that he can drink too much. Last night, he was so drunk that he couldn't wake up until noon. Otherwise, I wouldn't have the chance to leave him and come to you."
The chief of the Dire Wolf Tribe rattled his teeth with hatred. I treat you as a brother in vain, but your brother is obsessed with wearing my clothes.
Just as he was about to pull out his knife and kick the door, there was a conversation inside that made him even more horrified.
"Our son will soon be an adult and can take power. When the time comes, kill that old guy and let our son go up. After a few years, we will choose a daughter from the Violent Bear Tribe for our son. Then the two families will join the family."
"The old guy has several sons, which one do you prefer? What if he likes the youngest?"
"Hmph, no matter which one he prefers, it doesn't belong to him. No matter who he passes it on to, it won't affect the uterus seizure plan made by our old chief."
"Well, next time I'll drink with him, feed him more, and let him lie down for a few years if he stumbles and falls, and it's almost the same. At that time, the two families will become one, and our son will be the head of the family in the future. "
At this time, a panicked voice came from outside the house, "Master Chief, why did you get up so early?"
"If I don't get up early, how can I run into your scandal! I am so blind that I married a bitch from your Violent Bear tribe."
……
Ding!
"Master, Tamil is on an expedition."
Not long after, the system beeped again.
"Master, the battle is over, and Tamil has won a big victory."
"Huh? So fast?"
Can't it be fast, the two tribes fought from dawn to dusk and then to dawn, all their strength was exhausted, and they lost all energy to curse.
Tamil entered the battlefield at this time, did not even encounter any decent resistance, and directly made up the knife to kill the enemy and clean up the battlefield.
After cleaning the battlefield, go to the two tribes to declare occupation and annexation.
The surviving upper-level personnel of the two tribes did not have any objections. After all, the soldiers were all dead, and they were just fish on the chopping board, ready to be slaughtered.
The ordinary savages of the lower class were very happy, especially those who participated in the riots. They were afraid that the chief would free up his hands to liquidate themselves, so they were determined to follow the new master.
Do not seek wealth, only peace.
With the active cooperation of many leading parties, Tamil annexed the two tribes without bloodshed.
(End of this chapter)
"Ding! Drinks are on the shelves in the mall."
Tamil immediately opened the system mall, and saw a new "drink" option next to the food, and when he entered it, he saw Erguotou.
"Let's have a taste of 10 dragon-slaying coins first."
"Ask the host to prepare the container."
Tamil brought a large wooden barrel, and after praising the main god of the system, the wooden barrel was filled instantly, and a tangy aroma of wine permeated the air.
ah!It smells so good!
Tamil had drank before, when his father was still alive, and the father and father secretly scooped up the offering wine.
Although he only drank alcohol once in his life, Tamil felt that it was the most delicious wine he drank in his life.
After taking a sip of Erguotou, Tamil immediately retracted what he had just said.
That stuff is also called wine?Offering that kind of thing as a sacrifice to the god of war, no wonder the furious tribe has not been favored by the god.
There are few drinks for a happy event, and Tamil was about to share a great news with the tribe, and the wine came just in time.
Tamil exchanged 100 barrels of Erguotou at one go, and all the tribesmen were given delicious drinks by mouth, and more than 20 barrels were sent to the mountain giant.
Tamil then throws a big feast at Rage Hold for his neighbors in Wizard Valley.
This banquet is not only to promote their own new products, but also to discuss a plan to jointly dispatch troops.
"The Crazy Wolf Tribe and the Violent Bear Tribe are engaged in an endless bloody battle. No matter who wins this war, they will lose a lot of strength. The elite fighters are completely lost, leaving only some ordinary clansmen with low combat effectiveness."
"This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for the Lord God of the System to bless our Titan Kingdom. It must not be missed."
"Here, I announce that the Kingdom of Titans has entered a state of combat readiness, ready to launch at any time!"
"Goblin tribes, hill dwarf tribes, and tidal frogmen can also form teams to follow us to clean up the battlefield and search for supplies."
"All the population and territory captured in this war belong to me, and all other spoils will be shared equally among the four of us."
(Elves did not participate)
When the other three clans heard this, they all became excited.
You don't need to lead the battle yourself, you just follow behind to clean up the battlefield and you will get a quarter of the spoils. Whoever refuses such a good thing is a fool!
……
The Dire Wolf Tribe and the Violent Bear Tribe were fighting among themselves, and they fought each other with their own soldiers and horses, until the brains of the dogs blew out.
It turned out that the dead green dragon had two heirs. When the dragon was slaughtered, the two green dragons who had just left the young dragon stage did not fight, but could not hide.
The old green dragon is also the film king, in order to protect his heirs, he tried his best to fight out and lure the enemy away.
The members of the Dire Wolf Tribe and the Violent Bear Tribe were only focused on chasing the old green dragon, and did not clean up the battlefield carefully. As a result, the two little green dragons escaped from birth, and boldly followed them all the way, finding the camp of the two tribes.
The chiefs of the two tribes were discussing the matter of attacking the Valley of the Wizard and dividing the salt mine equally. The green dragon took advantage of the night to wash and urinate in their holy water pool.
The next day, the ignorant barbarians directly took holy water for the elite warriors of the tribe to drink and wash. As a result, one of the high-level officials of the two tribes counted as the other, and they were all poisoned.
Fortunately, the two green dragons are still young, so the toxicity is not strong, and diluted by a pool of holy water, the toxicity is weaker, not enough to be fatal, at most it will make these people unconscious, crazy, and irritable for a period of time.
Those who can enjoy the holy water are the elite warriors in the tribe, who not only possess resources that are difficult for ordinary people, but also hold superhuman privileges.
Bullying the common people and molesting big girls are not uncommon scenes, even barbarians are not exempt from it.
To be precise, it is more common among the barbarians, because the barbarians still have the custom of snatching marriages here.
But, it's fine if you rob the bride, why are you also robbing the groom?
These crazy upper-level people didn't know what evil they had committed. Not only did they not let the groom go, but even the groom's brothers and friends who helped send off his relatives were brutally murdered.Those who didn't grab it simply robbed the melon-eating crowd watching by the roadside.
It's fine if the daughter-in-law is robbed, after all, it's not a shame because it's the custom.
But what is robbing a man?This old man can't take it anymore!
So, a barbarian who had been stabbed for a long time stabbed back, hit the vital point with one knife, and the handle was missing. The soldier who was bending over to pick up his pants didn't react, and rushed to the street.
Where there is the first, there will be the second. Driven by their role models, dozens of ordinary barbarians launched a vigorous revenge.
This is a duel between men, it has nothing to do with grievances or love, it's just for the dignity of men.
After the news spread, the resentment and anger that had been accumulated for many years in the hearts of the barbarians at the bottom broke out instantly, and the ordinary people who had been robbed of their wives by the rich and powerful also stood up.
Thus, the great vendetta began.
……
When the chief of the Dire Wolf Tribe beat his head and woke up, he found that there was no one outside the door, and no one came to serve him after shouting for a long time.
Looking at his bed again, the chief of the Violent Bear Tribe who drank with him until he slept all night yesterday was gone.
"Where did this grandson go? Stupid girl, why don't you get up and serve the guests!"
Chief Dire Wolf walked to a nearby room and was about to kick the door when he heard a man's voice inside. He leaned on the door and heard that it was the Chief of the Violent Bear Tribe who slept in the same bed with him last night!
"Hurry up and get out, that old man should wake up."
"It's just him? It's my fault that he can drink too much. Last night, he was so drunk that he couldn't wake up until noon. Otherwise, I wouldn't have the chance to leave him and come to you."
The chief of the Dire Wolf Tribe rattled his teeth with hatred. I treat you as a brother in vain, but your brother is obsessed with wearing my clothes.
Just as he was about to pull out his knife and kick the door, there was a conversation inside that made him even more horrified.
"Our son will soon be an adult and can take power. When the time comes, kill that old guy and let our son go up. After a few years, we will choose a daughter from the Violent Bear Tribe for our son. Then the two families will join the family."
"The old guy has several sons, which one do you prefer? What if he likes the youngest?"
"Hmph, no matter which one he prefers, it doesn't belong to him. No matter who he passes it on to, it won't affect the uterus seizure plan made by our old chief."
"Well, next time I'll drink with him, feed him more, and let him lie down for a few years if he stumbles and falls, and it's almost the same. At that time, the two families will become one, and our son will be the head of the family in the future. "
At this time, a panicked voice came from outside the house, "Master Chief, why did you get up so early?"
"If I don't get up early, how can I run into your scandal! I am so blind that I married a bitch from your Violent Bear tribe."
……
Ding!
"Master, Tamil is on an expedition."
Not long after, the system beeped again.
"Master, the battle is over, and Tamil has won a big victory."
"Huh? So fast?"
Can't it be fast, the two tribes fought from dawn to dusk and then to dawn, all their strength was exhausted, and they lost all energy to curse.
Tamil entered the battlefield at this time, did not even encounter any decent resistance, and directly made up the knife to kill the enemy and clean up the battlefield.
After cleaning the battlefield, go to the two tribes to declare occupation and annexation.
The surviving upper-level personnel of the two tribes did not have any objections. After all, the soldiers were all dead, and they were just fish on the chopping board, ready to be slaughtered.
The ordinary savages of the lower class were very happy, especially those who participated in the riots. They were afraid that the chief would free up his hands to liquidate themselves, so they were determined to follow the new master.
Do not seek wealth, only peace.
With the active cooperation of many leading parties, Tamil annexed the two tribes without bloodshed.
(End of this chapter)
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