Li Zhi, don't be a coward

Chapter 26 The Life of the Waste

Li Qinzai didn't know why the word "mask" came out of his mouth inexplicably.

In order to avoid the suffering of flesh and blood, any words blurted out by human beings in a hurry are the crystallization of wisdom.

Li Siwen was very angry, and he didn't know why he was angry. He just got angry when he saw this unworthy man, and he didn't need a reason.

"What nonsense, get out!" Li Siwen said angrily.

Li Qinzai hurriedly turned around obediently as if he had been pardoned.

Li Ji stopped him, and said with a smile in his eyes, "What is a 'mask'?"

Li Qinzai took a careful look at Li Siwen, and said in a low voice: "Grandson is talking nonsense, I'm afraid it's hysteria, grandpa, don't take it seriously."

Li Ji laughed and said: "The words that come out of your mouth now, the old man will not think it is hysteria, and you must think about what you say. There are no outsiders here, so let's talk about it."

Li Qinzai had no choice but to say: "A facial mask...is a thing that is applied on the face, it can be used exclusively for women. Women naturally cherish their appearance. The facial mask can replenish water, remove freckles, and remove wrinkles..."

Li Siwen said impatiently: "Nie Zi talks endlessly and has nothing to say, can you explain it more clearly?"

"To put it simply, this thing can sell for money, and it can sell for a lot of money."

Li Siwen's face was frosty: "The evil son has no shape! He doesn't want to serve the king's family and country, and spends all day doing these strange and skillful things..."

Li Qinzai said cautiously: "My child has also done the work of serving the king, the godly arm and bow, father, do you remember?"

Li Siwen froze for a moment, then groaned bitterly, and turned his head to ignore him.

Li Ji didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's a good thing to have a strange idea. Qin Zai said, why did you suddenly think of making this, um, a mask?"

Li Qinzai glanced at Li Siwen resentfully when he heard the words.

I have three generations of nobles, three generations of officials, and three generations of riches. At the age when I should lead my dog ​​legs all over the world to do evil and molest women from good families, you cut off my pocket money.

If you don't make some small inventions and small creations, you can't even afford the small health care at home.

So, why were face masks invented?
Li Qinzai sighed, and said softly, "Of course it's because of poverty..."

This answer was obviously a bit over the top, and Li Ji and Li Siwen coughed unexpectedly.

After coughing for a while, Li Ji looked at Li Siwen: "Have you cut off your pocket money?"

Without guilt, Li Siwen said coldly, "It's broken."

Li Ji couldn't help laughing: "No wonder you want to make some kind of mask, it turned out that you jumped the wall in a hurry..."

Li Qinzai hesitated to speak, and wanted to remind the old man that it is best not to compare him to other animals in front of his immediate blood relatives, and to learn about genetic knowledge...

Li Ji waved his hand: "Go ahead and get something novel, just don't cause trouble for the family."

Li Qinzai hesitated for a moment, but still honestly bowed his head.

In his heart, he still had some conflicts with the marriage arranged by Li Ji. After getting along these days, Li Qinzai found that Li Ji was actually a very kind old man.

The No.1 general in the Tang army, his prestige in the army is unsurpassed.

But a person's majesty is not exuded anytime and anywhere. When the tiger's body shakes, the bastard's aura rushes around. There is not so much bastard's aura, so use a little less. Li Ji probably understands this truth and uses it sparingly.

Most of the time, Li Ji is still very easy-going, so Li Qinzai has the courage to mention the divorce with Li Ji, and at worst he will be scolded.

But today my father is here.

My father is different, he not only doesn't know how to save bastard's energy, but also doesn't know how to save energy.If there is a disagreement, he will be beaten by the guy. With him present, Li Qinzai's divorce probably will not end well.

Secretly decided to find a separate opportunity to talk to Li Jiti next time, Li Qinzai resigned tactfully.

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Li Qinzai went back to the bedroom to catch up on sleep, and it was already morning when he woke up.

For some reason, after waking up today, Li Qinzai felt that his spirit was different from before.

How should I put it, it was very relaxed, as if the long-standing worries in my heart had been resolved, and the pressure was relieved overnight.

Li Qinzai was a little strange at first, but later he figured it out.

After crossing over, the migration crisis they faced was resolved, and the Zheng family was retaliated against.

Even if it was the fault of his ex, he had finally given an explanation to the restless ex last night.

Let's say farewell to that absurd and stupid past with that former stranger.

No need to hug, funny souls don't want to hug dumb souls.

From today onwards, Li Qinzai finally lived completely for himself.

Since he lived for himself, Li Qinzai had to let everyone in the Li family know what it was like to be a waste who was just eating and waiting to die.

The first thing Li Qinzai did when he opened his eyes was to call a maid to dress and wash himself.

The young gentleman from a wealthy family has no reason to dress and wash himself.

Clothes in the Tang Dynasty were very cumbersome to wear, from the inner skirt to the outer skirt, one by one, and the inner coat was also exquisite. The jade belt around the waist is very interesting, similar to the modern belt buckle, but the workmanship is more delicate, and the gemstones on it are more beautiful. It is authentic A product.

Walking out of the room, the servant girl dipped a willow stick in fine salt, and then poked Li Qinzai's mouth back and forth, causing Li Qinzai's gums to bleed, and with willow sawdust in his mouth, his good mood suddenly turned into a bad mood.

After washing up, Li Qinzai ordered breakfast.

The maid was a little surprised, but obediently went to the kitchen to pass the meal.

Li Qinzai understood what the servant girl meant. People in the Tang Dynasty usually only eat two meals a day. The first meal is around Si time, which is around ten o'clock in the morning, and the second meal is around Shen time, which is around four o'clock in the afternoon.

There are only two meals a day, and it gets dark not long after the second meal. In this ancient society with basically no entertainment, dark means going to bed.

But Li Qinzai didn't care, anyway, he had to eat three meals a day, not only three meals, but also exquisite, good taste, mainly meat.

Breakfast was served quickly.

The maid carefully held a tripod, which was filled with steaming meat.

Li Qinzai saw the corners of his eyes twitching.

That tripod is very small, but its shape is a bit like the spittoon from the previous life...

That's all. Li Qinzai didn't care about the shape of the container. In his previous life, he ate with his classmates when he was studying. In order to disgust his classmates, he asked himself to eat a few more pieces of meat. While eating, he described the excrement and urine in the toilet.

Those with a strong psychological quality are calm and composed, and there is a lot of meat that should be eaten, while those with a weaker psychological quality will suffer. Looking at the food makes them sick, so the rest of the food belongs to others.

This is the law of the jungle in the school, the strong prey on the weak, the good will be supported, and the bad will starve to death.

With the spittoon-like tripod in front of him, Li Qinzai said hehe, it's a small scene.

The container doesn't matter, but the taste...

Looking at the meat in the spittoon in front of him, the meat was piled up in the spittoon, boiled in a pot of white water, put some salt in it, threw two pieces of ginger, and it became a dish.

Li Qinzai was dazed for a while, and finally got up and sighed.

Other things can be tolerated, but in terms of eating, I really can't bear it. The first condition of being a waste is to eat well and dress well, otherwise I will be sorry for my life.

Picking up the spittoon without saying a word, Li Qinzai went to the kitchen alone.

The maid at the door didn't know what happened to Wu Shaolang, and hurriedly followed behind him.

After entering the kitchen, the chubby cook bowed to say hello, Li Qinzai pointed to the door, and said, "Get lost".

The cook went away, Li Qinzai sat under the stove and lit a fire, poured the meat from the spittoon into the big cauldron, then found some fragrant leaves, garlic, cinnamon and other seasonings from the kitchen, threw them into the big cauldron, covered the cauldron, and kept on cooking. cook.

The cook and maid outside the door were terrified.

The kitchen is an unkind and unclean place, and a gentleman should stay away from it.There is no reason for the master to go into the kitchen and cook the dishes himself. The maid who does not deserve to have a name looked at it for a long time in horror, bit her lower lip, turned around and ran to the backyard.

The meat in the cauldron was already boiling, so Li Qinzai turned off the fire and switched to a slow fire.

The aroma of the seasoning gradually came out, and the kitchen was filled with the mouth-watering aroma of meat.

Li Qinzai continued to stew the meat without turning off the flame.

Until the broth in the tripod was stewed into a thick sauce, and the pieces of mutton were stewed so rotten that the chopsticks broke when they were pinched, and it was finally done.

Li Qinzai turned off the fire, brought the cook in with one hand, pointed at the freshly cooked meat, and said viciously: "Did you see it? This is a dish, a dish for people to eat! What do you call it? That's called a pig." Even pigs don’t eat food!”

The cook was weeping and had no time to apologize when a cold voice came from outside the door.

"The pig food you mentioned, I have eaten it for decades, what do you think!"

(End of this chapter)