Li Zhi, don't be a coward

Chapter 1373
Li Qinzai didn't expect Xue Ne to appear in the team.

After this guy came back from Goguryeo, he returned to the way he used to be a playboy. He spent all day traveling around the country, sleeping in flowers and sleeping in willows, and having more fun than anyone else.

On such a beautiful fairy day, why are you so crazy that you want to go to the south of the Yangtze River with you?
Could it be that he is tired of the beauties from Guanzhong and wants to try the elegance of Jiangnan women?
"Your father and I are going to Jiangnan to do business, why are you following us?" Li Qinzai looked at him, and Xue Ne's black armor and equipment particularly displeased him.

Xue Na quickly glanced at Xue Rengui who was not far away, sighed, and whispered: "Young brother is having fun in Chang'an and doesn't miss Shu. Do you think I want to follow you?"

Li Qinzai immediately understood the meaning in his eyes and asked curiously: "Did your father force you to follow?"

Xue Ne nodded bitterly.

"What rule did you break?"

Xue Ne pursed her lips a few times and sighed: "I made a mistake recently. My father beat me half to death and refused to let me go..."

Li Qinzai's eyes sparkled with gossip. His friends' pain was his happiness. Since human nature was so despicable, he just let it be.

"Tell me more about it." Li Qinzai was very interested. There should be a small bench and a handful of melon seeds here.

Xue Ne made a serious face: "Don't tell me!"

"Let's go to Jiangnan and find you ten beauties who will ride on you in turn." Li Qinzai promised a huge profit.

"Okay, I'll say it." The iron-clad Xue Ne immediately changed his mind.

Xue Rengui was standing not far away. Xue Ne felt insecure and pulled Li Qinzai a little further away before speaking.

"Brother Yu, you've been playing a little too much in the past few months. Well, brother Jingchu should understand that excessive play can hurt your health and money, right?"

Li Qinzai said with a cold face: "I don't understand. After all, you didn't call me when you had too much fun. The brotherly relationship may have faded."

"No, I don't mean that, brother Yu. Recently, brother Jingchu is either fighting with the prominent families in the south of the Yangtze River, or he is fighting with the Prime Minister of Tibet, or he is going to Luoyang to welcome his ancestor back to the capital."

"Foolish brother saw that Brother Jingchu was too busy, and he was busy with military and national affairs. Foolish brother felt ashamed and embarrassed to call you on romantic matters..."

Li Qinzai got angry, hooked his hands around Xue Ne's neck, and gave him a cross-naked choke. The twist made Xue Ne roll his eyes and spit out his tongue, and he was furious.

"No matter how busy you are at work, you can't delay entertainment. Am I the kind of person who forgets about work and entertainment? We have been brothers for many years, but you don't understand me!"

Xue Ne patted Li Qinzai's arm and begged for mercy: "I understand, I understand! I am enlightened by my foolish brother. I understand completely. Brother Jingchu, please spare my life!"

Li Qinzai said coldly: "Let's go to Jiangnan. Find me ten Jiangnan beauties and take turns riding me."

"Okay! Brother Yu will do the accounting, everything is covered!"

Li Qinzai let go of his hand with satisfaction: "Go on, you've been playing too much lately, and what next? What does it have to do with your father?"

Xue Ne coughed for a long time and then whispered: "Young brother played too much. The more you played, the more bored you became. He was really tired of the women in the brothel. One day last month, you were wandering in Chang'an City and walking on the street when you were suddenly hit by a man. A clothes pole hit my head..."

"My foolish brother was furious at that time. When he looked up, he suddenly saw a beautiful woman. The beauty hurriedly came downstairs and apologized to me. She called me a high official. Suddenly, my heart was agitated and my mind was wandering..."

Li Qinzai smacked his lips, this plot... seems a bit familiar?
"Is that beautiful woman's next-door neighbor called Po Wang?" Li Qinzai suddenly asked.

Xue Ne was stunned: "What kind of lady is she? Why do you know her neighbor?"

"Is the beautiful woman's husband a pancake seller? And he's not tall?" Li Qinzai asked again.

"No, beautiful women don't have husbands at all..." Li Qinzai breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it wasn't. Parallel universes overlap. Is it science or metaphysics? This question can drive him crazy.

"What happened next? You and the beautiful lady..."

"The flirtations came and went, and we hooked up." Xue Ne sighed.

Li Qinzai predicted from his expression that there was a big melon among them, and he suddenly became excited: "Continue talking."

Xue Ne was in a low mood, and sighed: "Yu Di has been with her for a long time, and has done everything he needs to do. This girl is quite good, but Yu Di was so obsessed that he was planning to take her into his house as a concubine. Who would have thought? One day, Yudi met my father at her home..."

Li Qinzai's tiger body trembled, his eyes sparkling.

Ethical gag, although immoral, but... very exciting!
There was a look of confusion in Xue Ne's eyes, like a naughty child who was slapped by his father.

"I never expected that this girl turned out to be my father's concubine raised outside. My father returned from Goguryeo. In order to reward himself, he bought a young girl from a brothel and raised her outside. As a result, I poached her. …”

Xue Na looked up to the sky and sighed sadly: "What a sin!"

"That day in her mansion, my father and I met head-on. We didn't know who had caught the other. We looked at each other and thought the other was the adulterer. Brother Jingchu, can you understand how I felt at that time?"

Li Qinzai shook his head hurriedly: "Brother Yu is too innocent and has few desires in his life. He has never encountered such an exciting thing. He really can't feel the same way as Brother Xian."

Tears loomed in Xue Ne's eyes, and he sighed: "My father beat me that time... I won't go into details. It was like a man crying silently. The total number of beatings I have received in my life is not as good as that day. After the beating, I still have to pay for it." If it’s not enough, my father will parade me through the streets and dip me in a pig cage..."

"Later, luckily, I was persuaded by my personal guards. From that day on, my father was particularly irritable with me and would often beat and scold me. This time my father and brother Jingchu went to Jiangnan for some unknown reason. My father insisted that I follow. Foolish brother didn’t even dare to say a word, so he followed me obediently.”

Li Qinzai understood.

The Xue family's dog is indeed worthy of his reputation. He has deceived his father to this level. Li Zhi must have something in common with him. If the two of them get together to chat, maybe they can learn how to master it.

After listening to the gossip, Li Qinzai was completely satisfied and felt refreshed.

In the future, when I am old and retired, I will write a book about the love, hatred and resentment of the Xue family and his son, and pass it on to the world. The sales will definitely explode.

"Be careful, my dear brother, you are following us to the south of the Yangtze River. I'm afraid it won't be easy to arrange for you..." Li Qinzai rubbed his chin in thought.

Xue Ne said hurriedly: "Brother Jingchu doesn't need to arrange it. Brother Yu is just an exiled sinner. My father is always watching me. Brother Jingchu can just treat me as a mascot. If it doesn't work, don't treat me as a human being. What's wrong with Brother Yu?" No need to do any errands.”

The two brothers chatted for a long time. Xue Rengui, who was not far away, became a little impatient and shouted from a distance: "Jing Chu, it's time to set off. We must get to Shangzhou today."

Li Qinzai and Xue Ne hurriedly approached.

After Xue Ne approached his father, his shoulders involuntarily shrank and a flattering smile appeared on his face.

Xue Rengui had no expression on his face and kicked him without any warning. Xue Ne flew away.

"Get away!" Xue Rengui shouted coldly, with a disgusted look in his eyes, as if he saw a piece of shit stuck to the sole of his shoe.

Li Qinzai watched with cold eyes and sighed secretly.

The Tang Dynasty’s dirty reputation is truly well-deserved.

An innocent man like Li Qinzai who has married four or five wives can be regarded as completely clean.

(End of this chapter)