Li Zhi, don't be a coward

Chapter 1
"Naughty animal! You have caused a catastrophe, and the Li family has been implicated by it. You will not be able to atone for your sin with a hundred deaths! Hurry up and get out of here and suffer your death!"

With an angry shout in his ear, Li Qinzai woke up from a coma and couldn't help moaning.

It hurts, everywhere in the whole body hurts, and what makes him even more puzzled is that he smells a burnt smell vaguely, just like the chef of a newly opened barbecue stall who overheated the meat and forgot to sprinkle cumin. taste.

When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was a pitch-black sky. Thunder and lightning flashed from time to time in the dark sky.

The heavy rain poured down, like wet arrows hitting his face and body, mixed with the howling cold wind, Li Qinzai shivered fiercely.

His gaze slowly shifted from the night sky to the ground, and then Li Qinzai was shocked to find that he was lying on a tree, holding the trunk tightly with his hands and feet, like a licking dog hugging the thigh of a stunning goddess, humble and ashamed.

Looking further down, the tree grew in a very elegant small courtyard, and a group of people surrounded it impressively.

A group of people in ancient costumes, old and young.

Li Qinzai was stunned, blinked vigorously, and then tried to use scientific and rigorous logic to explain the scene in front of him, which seemed to be a hallucination produced by schizophrenia.

It should be a group of people playing cosplay in ancient costumes... right?Standing in the heavy rain and playing cosplay in a thunderstorm, it is obvious that the pressure of life and work is not ordinary, and Li Qinzai feels the need to be relieved.

Can't you just find a class?
This group of people in ancient costumes surrounded the big tree where Li Qinzai was. Their faces showed anxious expressions. More than a dozen people dressed as ancient warriors slowly approached the big tree in a siege, looking cautious as if Play wild in the minefield.

Not far away, a middle-aged man and a woman were surrounded by the crowd like stars. The middle-aged woman looked anxious, and looked at Li Qinzai on the tree several times and opened her mouth to speak, but she was afraid of frightening him.

The middle-aged man had a gloomy face, his lips were tightly pursed, and his eyes were indifferent and full of disgust.

Li Qinzai also stared at him. Although he couldn't figure out the current situation, the disgusted look in the middle-aged man's eyes made him feel insulted.

The eyes are too hurtful, like wearing new shoes but accidentally stepping on a pile of shit.No matter how modest Li Qinzai was, he was at least much better than a piece of shit.

So Li Qinzai's eyes also changed, full of provocation not to be outdone.

The two looked at each other from a distance, and the eyes of each other were not friendly, and sparks collided in the air.

It is obvious that you can't express the provocation that you want to kill him with your eyes.After a long time, Li Qinzai decided to break out in silence.

With his eyes wide open, Li Qinzai's tongue sprang up and he shouted violently.

"What?"

The middle-aged man was stunned, and couldn't help taking a step back. Then he suddenly felt that he had lost his dignity, so he took two steps forward, furious, trembling all over, and shouted: "What!"

"What are you doing?"

"What do you want!"

"Come up, you are a flirtatious old man, you have to fight if you want to?"

"Hello!"

On one tree and under the other tree, the two spat trash talk at each other, the more they scolded, the more fun they got, and the more they scolded, the more self-forgetful they became.

The essence of the dialogue comes from the Northeast region, similar to "What are you looking at?" "What are you looking at?" "Try another look!" "Try it!"

Usually at this point, the dialogue should be over, ready to enter the next stage, that is, the real thing, the winner goes to the interrogation room of the police station, and the loser goes to the ICU of the hospital or the crematorium.

At this moment, Li Qinzai was about the same as the middle-aged man. Li Qinzai clearly saw that the middle-aged man's face was full of ferocious murderous intent, as if "evil was stretching out to the side of the gall".

The two who were so absorbed in scolding were unaware of the reaction of the onlookers. The people under the tree were stunned to watch the two spray each other. The middle-aged woman looked pale and was about to faint.

Li Qinzai sneered in his heart. After playing games for so many years and giving away so many heads, he has no opponent in the field of trash talking.

Sure enough, the middle-aged man was like a dynamite bag whose fuse had been ignited, and suddenly exploded after a moment of silence.

"Where is the trilogy of the Li family? Let the old man shoot this evil animal!" The middle-aged man shouted with a ferocious face.

Li Qinzai's eyelids twitched.

Talking trash and doing it are two different things. I have spat so much trash talking while playing games, and I have never seen anyone beat me up along the network cable. Compared with being familiar with scolding, Li Qinzai's experience in this field is pitifully small.

Among the crowd of onlookers under the tree, there were more than a dozen people dressed as samurai, probably the "buqu" in the mouth of the middle-aged man. When they heard the order, they couldn't help but look at each other. Everyone could tell that the order was mostly angry. But he didn't dare to disobey the middle-aged man.

After a young Miqu hesitated for a moment, he immediately took the arrow and drew the bow.

Whoosh!
Li Qinzai's expression changed immediately when a feathered arrow implying a warning was nailed tremblingly to the tree trunk next to Li Qinzai's ear.

This group of Hanfu cosplayers are crazy, they dare to play for real!
The middle-aged man stared angrily at Li Qinzai on the tree, as if a tycoon in the fairy world used a weapon to cover the mount that came down to harm the world.

"You beast, don't come and die!"

A loud shout, like a Buddhist chants, echoed leisurely in the yard.

At this moment, Li Qinzai, whose hands and feet are like a koala hugging a tree, really looks like a dazed mount.

After not seeing this beast's reaction for a long time, the middle-aged man has completely lost his patience.

Of course it wouldn't be enough to shoot, it was an angry statement just now, but...

"Come on, cut down this tree! If you don't believe me, don't come here!"

Li Qinzai's eyelids twitched, are you serious?
The dozen or so warriors around surrounded the big tree with hesitant expressions, and someone actually had an ax in their hands and was about to cut down the tree.

A hero does not suffer from immediate losses, Li Qinzai has always been very knowledgeable about current affairs.

"Wait a minute! I'm here! Calm down everyone, the world is not about fighting and killing, it's about the ways of the world..."

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In the summer afternoon, the rain has not stopped.The drizzle rustled the leaves outside the window, disturbing.

In a side courtyard wing room of an antique mansion, Li Qinzai sat in front of a huge bronze mirror, staring at himself in the mirror with a dazed face, and looked at the person in the mirror two by two, with equally strange and strange eyes.I and the person in the mirror have the same question in my mind.

"Who is this guy?"

After Li Qinzai slipped from the tree last night, he was beaten severely without any accident.

Li Qinzai didn't know until after he was beaten that the middle-aged man who kept calling him an "evil animal" was actually his father, and the middle-aged woman next to him was his mother.

Thinking of the arrogant trash talking with his father last night, Li Qinzai suddenly felt that the way he appeared in this strange world was also considered awesome.

The aftermath was that the beating was still a little painful. At this moment, in the mirror, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and every bruise reminded him deeply of what it would be like to have sex with his own father.

His cheeks and body ached from time to time, and even a slight movement would pull the wound.His father beat him obviously with the goal of "deleting relatives with righteousness" and "deleting files and rebuilding the trumpet". He didn't leave any room for him. If it wasn't for the middle-aged woman who was his mother last night who tried to stop him, today's Li Mansion The mourning hall should be used as a dojo.

After waking up early in the morning, Li Qinzai gritted his teeth and opened the door, limping after being beaten, and walked around the huge mansion.

No amount of pain in his body could compare to the shock in his heart. He had to figure out what was going on in this strange world.

I have never visited such an antique mansion. The mansion covers an area of ​​tens of acres, not only divided into front and back yards and atriums, but also side yards and several independent small courtyards. There are hundreds of servants alone.

Li Qinzai, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, limped around, and the servants trembled as if they were walking on thin ice when they saw snakes and scorpions. Obviously, the previous owner of this body was not a kind person, and the servants were often tortured by him.

Li Qinzai wandered around the house with a cold face, arrested a few poor servants for questioning, and finally gradually understood his situation.

He actually traveled to the Tang Dynasty.

Today is the first year of Longshuo in the Tang Dynasty, and today is Li Zhi, who is in his prime.

Six years ago, Li Zhi insisted on his own opinion amidst opposition from the ruling and opposition parties, deposed the queen and queen, and made Wu Mei his queen.In the field of how to capture the hearts of men, especially the emperor, Wu Mei, the two emperors, is undoubtedly more than one rank higher than the queen.

Also because of the "Abolishing the King and Liwu" incident, the conflicts accumulated over the years between Li Zhi and his uncle Changsun Wuji and others in the Guanlong Group finally broke out.Four years later, Sun Wuji, the famous minister who ranked first in the list of heroes in Lingyan Pavilion, was involved in a rebellion case. He was pulled down by his nephew Li Zhi and Empress Wu, and died on the way to be relegated.

The powerful ministers are dead, the emperor regains power, Li Zhi and Empress Wu finally let go of their hands and feet to show their grand plans. After several years of purging the court, the government and the people are clear and bright, and the folk customs are simple. meteorological.

The legacy of the reign of Zhenguan is still lingering in the world, and the prosperous age is quietly coming unknowingly.

The luck of the country is the general trend.Feng Hengyu is big, and the world is home.

As for Li Qinzai's background, it can be described as very prominent.

He is the grandson of the British Duke Li Ji, ranking fifth in his generation, and all his servants respectfully call him "Five Shaolang".

The middle-aged man and woman under the tree last night were his parents. His father's name was Li Siwen, Li Ji's second son, and he was the governor of Runzhou.

Li Ji, the British Duke, was a famous general second only to Li Jing, the god of war in the early Tang Dynasty. After Li Jing passed away in the 23rd year of Zhenguan, Li Ji became the undisputed No. 1 in the Tang military.

After three generations of emperors, Li Ji made illustrious military exploits for the Tang Dynasty. His prestige in the army was second to none.

Li Ji is still alive today. After three generations of emperors, he has perfectly avoided or resolved every storm in court, especially the incident of Li Zhi's abolition of Wang Liwu a few years ago. , "This is His Majesty's family matter, why ask outsiders."

This sentence undoubtedly gave Li Zhi a reassurance. It represented the attitude of the military and strengthened Li Zhi's determination to depose the king and queen. It can be said that Li Ji's words played a decisive role in the incident of deposing the king and Liwu. .

Queen Wang was deposed, and Li Zhi took advantage of this to attack the power of the Guanlong Group, got rid of the powerful minister Sun Wuji, and at the same time revived the imperial power. Inexplicably, with great grace, the current family members of the Li family can be said to be in full swing.

Li Qinzai, who came from a prominent general background, is naturally not too ordinary.

What's extraordinary about him is that he's a total jerk.

He has done many things that a dude should do, and he has done things that others dare not do.

However, this lawless dandy finally went out of his way. He caused a disaster, which was not a small one, and even affected the entire Li family.

　The pink and tender newcomers are asking for collections and tickets, meow~~
　
(End of this chapter)