Legendary Ella

Stella massages her aching back

Stella: Are you crazy! This is definitely going to hurt a lot

Ben: (frightened) She is alive. How come? I thought she was dead

Stella: (pissed off and in pain) Oh really! Do I look dead to you? Of course dummy, I am pretty well alive. I deserve an apology

Craig: (angry) Are you crazy, do you think this is a joke, you can't go around sleeping everywhere and playing dead. The least you could do is care about your parents. They must be sick worried about where you are

Stella: This middle aged man surely talks a lot. My hangover head can't even take it anymore. How annoying. Am I getting an apology or not

Captain: Apologize and get it over with

Stella: (she smirks and dusts dirt, leaves from her clothes) Now that's a mature man right there

Craig: Arrest her

Immediately the two soldiers lift her up whilst she kicks her feet midair

Stella: How dare you touch my body, the disrespect is too much. I will not be responsible for what comes next. You peasants

Captain: Let go of her and apologize

Craig: Captain! (turns to her) Put her down. My apologies

Stella: (fixes her clothes) Yeah you better. Luckily I don't hold a grudge. Now let's move on. I'd like to open a case. I have been robbed

Everyone is looking at her with discontent

Stella: What is this? I swear the money is originally mine, I didn't steal it. I won it fair and square by gambling last night. Forget it, I will find it myself

She walks away

Craig: Who is that girl?

Captain: Forgot it. She is an insult to the word

Stella: It's ok everyone. The party is over, move on with your lives. Shuuu!