Kung Fu Panda Breaking Through Marvel

Chapter 105 Please God's upper body, Tingting Yuli!
"Senior brother be careful!"

Wen Cai yelled, and quickly looked at Uncle Jiu, "Master, Master Uncle, he shouldn't be a son of a bitch, he sneaked up on Senior Brother!"

A dignified disciple of the Maoshan School, the well-known Taoist Master Four Eyes, unexpectedly attacked a nephew who was in his twenties and who had practiced for less than five years?

Do you still want the face?

"Can something about a cultivator count as a sneak attack? It's not a sneak attack, it's an education! And who taught you to use words like this? You're wrong!"

The Taoist priest with four eyes crossed his hips, triumphantly, "I am an uncle, and I am educating my nephew! The world is dangerous, so you must be careful when you go out, and you have to keep your eyes open and closed when you sleep. How can you not focus on anything else?" Practicing, what if you are attacked?"

Wen Cai quickly retorted: "Uncle, brother is not outside, but in Yizhuang..."

"Why not outside? His home is in Renjia Town. For him, Yizhuang is outside! Besides, there are so many zombies in Yizhuang. Isn't it dangerous? Shouldn't you be careful?"

"But, but all the zombies have corpse-suppressing charms on their foreheads, and they won't move at all..."

"What if it is blown off by the wind? What if it's not glued enough? What if the zombie sneezes and blows the corpse charm away?"

"...Uncle, I think you are narrow-minded!" Wen Cai was dumbfounded when he heard that.

Zombies still sneeze?
You are an uncle, why are you so shameless?
"Four eyes, four eyes, you... oh!" Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly.

His younger brother was originally a wonderful flower of the Maoshan School.

The teachers are all dignified, and the brothers have been trained to be serious since they were young. Who would have thought that there would be such a weird freak!

Uncle Jiu didn't stop him, because he wasn't worried about Qiu Sheng at all.

Although his junior brother is not very reliable, he is still a good person. This time he didn't intend to revenge, but just teasing, nothing will happen.

Among all the brothers in Maoshan, except for the big brother, who hasn't been teased by him?

And he also wanted to know, during the time he was away, whether Qiusheng practiced kung fu on time every day, whether the Taoism of Maoshan had fallen, and how he was going to enter the country.

Literary talent and qualifications are not good, and you can't count on it.

His real successor can only be Qiu Sheng!

Actually, compared to Qiu Sheng, Uncle Jiu is more worried about the fourth-eyed Taoist priest.

He knows the virtues of his junior brother, and the means of Taoism, he can say it well.

There is a little cleverness, but with that little cleverness and cultivation, you want to play tricks on Qiusheng?

I'm afraid I'm not going to suffer!

1-2-3-4，2-2-3-4，3-2-3-4，4-2-3-4……

A large wave of zombies jumped in neat steps and came to Qiusheng.

Qiu Sheng still closed his eyes, sitting cross-legged in meditation, motionless, as if he didn't know what happened outside, and was immersed in meditation.

"You can't wake up with such noise, your vigilance is too low. If you walk in the rivers and lakes, you won't be wiped out by those female ghosts and fox spirits?"

"Uncle, I will teach you with practical actions today. It is better to lose face in front of me than to lose your life outside!"

"The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, the zombie is about to manifest... Scratch him!"

The four-eyed priest rang the bell again.

The two zombies in the front row were still stiff, but they leaned straight forward. Their outstretched fingertips touched Qiu Sheng's creaking nest, and then they swayed back and forth slightly, which violated the law of universal gravitation no matter what.

If Newton saw this scene, he might have to cheat the corpse on the spot.

What is it called?This is called micromanagement!

This unformed and lowest-level zombie, whose body is so stiff that it can't bend at all, wanted to scratch Qiu Sheng's creaking nest, but he could only use this stupid method.

However, the four-eyed priest's micro-management is obviously not good enough, and he has tried several times without success.

"Heavenly and earthly, the zombie is about to manifest...Take off his clothes!"

Daoist Simu changed his posture and continued to ring the bell, trying to take off Qiusheng's clothes.

The result was still unsuccessful.

"Pfft!" Wen Cai couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Master uncle, master uncle, can you do it?

Uncle Jiu watched and shook his head.

As a junior, he usually likes to make strange things. If he doesn't practice hard enough, he is not good at Taoism, and he will lose face in front of the juniors.

As long as he practiced for an extra hour a day, his spiritual consciousness would not be so weak that even the lowest level of zombies could not be perfectly controlled.

"Why are you laughing? Uncle, I drove all night yesterday, and I haven't slept until now. I'm not in good spirits, otherwise I can't miss it! Brat, I can't teach you a lesson?"

The four-eyed Taoist gritted his teeth.

Fight!

He walked up to a female zombie, pulled out a piece of hair, wrapped it in a yellow talisman, and swallowed it in one gulp, making Uncle Jiu and Wencai sick to their stomachs.

You dare to eat that stuff, and you don't find it disgusting?
"Come on, take two steps!"

The four-eyed priest took two steps forward, and the female zombie followed suit.

"Get out of the way... a tiger and a tiger!"

"Go out... a thousand miles in one day!"

"Walking out of a... seems like a lifetime away!"

"But it's driving me crazy, akimbo for a while!"

The four-eyed Taoist akimbo, the female zombie also akimbo, and then raised her left leg above her head.

Click!

It's cloudy.

"vomit!"

Uncle Jiu and Wen Cai almost spit out their lunch.

"Haha, it's done!"

"Stinky boy, let you beat me so hard last time, uncle, I will let you play with the female zombie!"

The Taoist priest with four eyes opened his arms, threw himself forward, and hugged him with both arms.

The female zombie also jumped forward, and she was about to throw herself into Qiusheng's arms for an intimate contact.

Not only did he want the female zombie to have intimate contact with Qiusheng, but he also wanted to kiss, take off Qiusheng's clothes, and hug and roll all over the floor!
Of course, the next step must not be done, because even he finds it too disgusting, and the lower limit is not that low.

At this moment, Qiu Sheng opened his eyes with a strange expression on his face.

The moment the four-eyed Taoist priest rang the bell, he was startled awake, but his eyes were only opened a crack.

Because he wanted to see what kind of trouble this old and unscrupulous Taoist priest was trying to make, and then he would have fun with Taoist Master Four Eyes.

But he never expected that this guy would even eat the hair of the female zombie in order to manipulate the female zombie to make fun of him!

"How dare you, awesome!"

Qiu Sheng admired the four-eyed Taoist priest, but he was willing to bow down when it came to nausea.

"Dare to tease me?"

"Look who is teasing whom!"

Qiu Sheng grabbed the female zombie's wrist and threw it over her shoulder.

"Ouch!"

The four-eyed Taoist turned over in the air, and fell heavily on the ground that he had stepped on countless times, feeling like his whole body was falling apart.

The hair of the female zombie binds him to the female zombie, and the effect is two-way.

Whatever he does, the female zombie will do.

Whatever the female zombie does, he will do it too!
"Good boy, I still don't believe it, I can't beat you!"

The four-eyed Taoist, a carp, stood up straight from the ground, and kicked into the air, fighting wits and courage with the air.

After all, he is a genuine Maoshan disciple with good skills, while the zombie is extremely hard and powerful because of the contraction of skin and flesh all over his body.

This kick has a lot of strength, Qiu Sheng really didn't dare to bear it.

With a sliding shovel, he shoveled on the other leg of the female zombie, and directly shoveled her down with great force.

The four-eyed Taoist priest also threw himself on the ground, gnawed the mud in his mouth, his lips were bleeding from his teeth, the bridge of his nose was crooked, and the nosebleeds continued to flow.

"Boy, you forced me!"

The four-eyed priest quickly canceled the spell and rang the bell.

"The heavens are spirited, the earth is spirited, the zombie is about to manifest... beat him up!"

More than 20 zombies jumped up and down, approaching Qiusheng.

Qiu Sheng turned and ran into the house.

"Boy, do you think you'll be fine if you hide? If you don't beat you up today, I'll call you uncle!"

The four-eyed Taoist put his hips on his hips and shouted: "Give it to me... what the fuck, Qiusheng, what are you doing?"

"Fuck you!"

Qiu Sheng scattered all the soybeans in a small bag on the ground.

Pfft!
More than 20 zombies jumped on the soybeans, unable to keep their balance at all, and fell to the ground one by one, unable to get up at all!

"Uncle, are you convinced?"

"Dissatisfied!"

The four-eyed Daoist squeezed the formula with his hands, and kept shaking his head and stomping his feet, "Master Patriarch, help me, Master Patriarch, help me, Master Patriarch, help me!"

After speaking in three tones, Taoist Priest Four Eyes puffed up like an inflatable doll.

Click!

He stepped on the soybeans, turned the soybeans into powder, and threw the zombie in front of him more than ten meters away.

"Ha ha!"

The four-eyed priest walked towards Qiusheng step by step.

"Master, what kind of spell is this?" Wen Cai asked without understanding.

Uncle Jiu will answer any questions: "This is my Maoshan spell, please master the upper body, the upper body is infinitely powerful, and there is an indestructible body like a diamond!"

"So strong? Then why have I never seen you use it?"

"This..." Uncle Jiu didn't know how to answer for a moment.

Is Master Maoshan very strong?

To be able to ascend to the heavens and rank in the immortal class, of course it is very strong!
How strong is it?

It's really not that strong!
Even Sanmao Zhenjun, the founder of the sect, is just an ordinary Zhenjun.

Not as good as the Four Great Masters, not as good as Taibai Jinxing, not as good as Erlang God Yang Jian, and not as good as Nezha Monkey King!

Invite the upper body of the gods, and invite the upper body of the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

Whether you can invite the gods successfully depends on whether you have a high level of cultivation, how many incense offerings you usually have, and whether you are close to the gods and Buddhas.

And the strength after inviting a god mainly depends on whether the gods and Buddhas invited are strong or not!
The Maoshan sect is the orthodox school of Taoism, enshrining not only Sanmao Zhenjun, but also God Erlang Yang Jian, Guan Yu, the Great Emperor of Subduing Demons of the Three Realms, and Yue Fei, the Great Emperor of Calming Demons of the Three Realms.

Which one is not stronger than Sanmao Zhenjun?
Therefore, whenever a Maoshan disciple with a good cultivation base encounters danger, he will open an altar and invite great gods such as Guan Yu and Yue Fei to come to him.

A Maoshan disciple like Simu, who is usually idle and doesn't even pay homage to Sanmao Zhenjun, has almost never enshrined those great gods a few times. His own cultivation is not enough, his qualifications are average, his status is average, and he doesn't have much face, so he can't invite him at all!

If it weren't for the fact that he was a disciple of Maoshan, True Monarch Sanmao might not even bother to touch him!

"Master, the Patriarch is the True King of the Heaven Realm, so if the Uncle invites the Patriarch to his body, he must be very powerful, right?"

"of course!"

"Then senior brother can't beat senior uncle and is about to be beaten?"

"Not necessarily, your four-eyed master uncle is not good at learning, and his upper body has great flaws. He can only maintain it with one breath. Once he loses his breath, it will be over."

"Master, how can I discourage my uncle?"

"of course……"

Uncle Jiu hadn't finished speaking when he saw Qiu Sheng take out an awl out of nowhere and stab the four-eyed Taoist priest.

Pfft!

The four-eyed Taoist priest is discouraged!
"Hey, uncle, it's my turn now!"

Qiu Sheng clenched his fists tightly, his joints creaking, and walked towards the four-eyed priest step by step.

"You, don't come here, I am your uncle!"

"When you manipulated the female zombie to fuck me, why didn't you remember that it was my uncle?"

"Ah! Don't... stop!"

"Don't stop? OK, keep going!"

"No, stop playing, stop playing, it's not fun at all!"

"But I think it's fun!"

"Senior Brother Ninth, help!" Dao Priest Four Eyes screamed.

"Ahem!" Uncle Jiu coughed heavily, "Qiu Sheng, how can you be disrespectful to Master Uncle? Don't stop!"

"Yes, Master." Qiu Sheng quickly stopped.

The four-eyed Taoist priest lay among more than two dozen zombies, his face was red and swollen, his whole body was trembling, and his eyes were dull.

He was beaten again!
And the beating was even worse than the last time. His bones were falling apart, his muscles were sore, and he couldn't even get up!
"Why don't you help your uncle into the house?" Uncle Jiu suppressed a smile with a serious face.

"No, no need, we can't stay here anymore! Eldest nephew, you're being cruel!" Dao Priest Four Eyes struggled to get up, and gave Uncle Jiu, Qiu Sheng, and Wen Cai a hard look.

There are three masters and apprentices, and none of them is a good person!
One shot so hard, one didn't help when he saw that he was being beaten, and the other actually asked how to discourage himself!
You bastard, none of them are good things!

Uncle Jiu hurriedly asked to stay: "Junior brother, you are seriously injured, why don't you let your wound heal before you leave?"

"Stop talking, I'm leaving! I don't want to stay in this Yizhuang for a moment!"

"Stay for two more days!"

"Okay, okay, stay for another two days, and I will be spoiled by the three of you master and apprentice. There will be a period... no, there will be no period!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest shook the bell, "The sky is dark, the night is boundless, go home, line up in two lines, brothers and sisters are on the road! Line up! Look forward... all at arm's length!"

More than 20 zombies quickly followed suit.

Uncle Jiu's face straightened, and he said in a deep voice: "Junior Brother, this is a turbulent place. There are warlords, robbers, ghosts and ghosts everywhere. Your cultivation level...you should stop running around."

"Brother, don't worry, brother, I'm done with this ticket and quit, go back and see that old monk Yixiu!"

The four-eyed Taoist waved his hands, and limped along with the zombies towards the distance.

"Qiu Sheng, it's getting late, you should go back too, or your aunt will ask me for someone again." Uncle Jiu said.

"Yes, Master."

Qiu Sheng rode his bicycle and rushed back to Rouge Shop before dark.

Early the next morning.

"Qiu Sheng, I'm going out to buy groceries. A girl from Yihong Courtyard will come to buy groceries. Don't bully her just because she's a prostitute."

Bully?

How to bully?

"Okay, auntie, go shopping for groceries. If you see a prostitute, you will get a [-]% bonus. I know how to do it... Hey, why does this line feel familiar?"

A light flashed in Qiusheng's mind.

It seems to be the plot in "Mr. Zombie", before Ren Fa asked Uncle Jiu to move his grave?
Is it...

"Brother Sheng!"

At this moment, a crisp voice sounded.

Qiu Sheng turned around quickly, and saw a girl in a light pink western-style dress, standing in front of the door pretty and gracefully, with a deep joy on her face.

Ren Tingting, who studied abroad, is back.

The official plot of "Mr. Zombie" will naturally begin!

(End of this chapter)