Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 54: There are no gravity-defying skirts in the ninja world

Boom!

The orange cat, who was walking with his head down, suddenly felt that he hit something.

It looked up and saw that Uchiha Asuka who was walking in front had stopped for some reason, and there was a tangled look on his face. He didn't know what he was thinking.

"Humph!"

It poked the flying bird with its paw, raised its head proudly and said. ·

"Regret?

It's too late, you know?

I suddenly realized now that my amber eyes are beautiful. "

Hearing the orange cat behind him talking to himself, Asuka opened his eyes and asked hesitantly.

"Fei Fei, have you ever heard of taunt weapons?"

Taunting weapon?

Seeing that Asuka didn't seem to be teasing him, the orange cat lowered his head, a look of human thought on his face.

There are only so many weapons in the ninja world.

Kunai sword, gun and fan.

There seems to be no weapon to ridicule here.

After thinking hard for a long time, it hit its head with its cat paw and said curiously.

"Asuka, what is the taunt weapon?"

Watching it crawl onto his shoulder, with a look of curiosity that couldn't be concealed in his eyes, Feiniao held his chin with one hand and said with some hesitation.

"I don't know what a mocking weapon is. But I know a disgusting weapon."

After saying that, he thought about the weapons he encountered while playing games before traveling through time. Even though many years have passed, they are still fresh in his memory.

A super massager in a besieged city.

Underwear helmet in a certain game

The killing books in a certain alliance can be stacked to taunt the opponent, but if they cannot be stacked, the opponent will taunt themselves.

But these seem to be different from what the system says.

[Arrogant personality, and often loves to laugh like Uchiha] This shows that this weapon can make sounds.

[Generally speaking, it is normal. After being attacked, he likes to scream, has a bad mouth, and taunts the opponent from time to time.] This shows that humans can most likely understand the sound produced by this weapon.

After a long silence, he opened the door to his room, glanced at the dusty house, and stepped to the table.

Asuka lowered his head and glanced at the introduction in his hand, then squeezed it hard with his right hand.

He was quite curious as to what this mocking weapon was.

boom!

As a burst of white smoke flashed, a dark object fell in front of the two of them.

The orange cat looked at the thing in front of him carefully, blinked and said a little uncertainly.

"Asuka, is this the taunting weapon you mentioned?

Why does it look so much like a tea cauldron to me? "

Hearing this, Feiniao looked at the dark guy in his hand, and his face also darkened.

It's not like, this thing is a tea cauldron.

A literal tea cauldron.

Why did the system give this to me? Is it to let me use it to boil water and make tea?

And then use it to laugh at the coffee drinkers while drinking tea?

Clang!

"It moves, it moves."

At this time, the orange cat swooped onto Asuka's head. It pointed at the tea cauldron that made the noise just now and said excitedly.

"Asuka, this thing can move."

Ah!

Asuka nodded, then put the thing on the table, put his head in his hands, and began to observe quietly.

This thing should not be a tea cauldron in the ordinary sense.

Black, very black.

Although it had long been accustomed to darkness, it was enveloped in endless darkness and felt a sense of loneliness in its heart.

He didn't run away, he was still sealed.

asshole!

It knows that the cakes painted by the old man cannot be trusted.

In the picture painted by the old man, it should be running freely in the fields, smiling friendly at the humans chasing behind it.

"You guys are coming after me!"

However, in the actual scene, after the human being caught up with him, he hit himself with his fists and said that he was too dangerous. In the end, he was even sealed as a weapon and imprisoned in the boundless darkness.

This is so different from what I originally thought and what I had in mind.

It is unacceptable.

Ok?

After cursing for a while, it felt as if its seal was gone.

???

Yes, are you looking for an excuse to beat yourself up again?

???

Forget it, just fight, I want to see the stars.

After only hesitating for a second, it stood up and opened its eyes to take a look at the outside world. Then it squatted down again and beat its head hard with both hands.

It got so bad that I actually saw Madara Uchiha smiling at me on the wall and wanted to sleep again.

After lying on the ground for a while.

It stood up again, gritted its teeth, and roared in its heart.

"No one can stop me from looking at the stars today."

With that said, it once again raised a gap in the seal on its head, and its little eyes secretly glanced at the place where Uchiha Madara was found just now.

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original

Uchiha Madara is hanging on the wall.

After looking at the picture of Uchiha Madara and others on the wall for a while, his hanging heart finally settled into his stomach.

It said that Uchiha Madara should have been dead long ago.

Secretly looking at everything around him.

There was only one person in the room, a cat lying on the table, staring at him curiously.

After searching for a while, it seemed that there was really no one else here, and its inner panic was gradually replaced by excitement.

"Ah~ha~"

boom!

Asuka put the lid back, looked at the Ninja with wide eyes, and said in shock.

"Fei Fei, I feel like I haven't woken up and my head is a little confused."

"Then sleep."

The orange cat stretched, looked at his ten nails with satisfaction, and said softly.

"In the past few days, you have been overly excited when you were staying with Ye Cang. As a result, you couldn't turn your head. You were a little dazed or confused for a while. This is normal."

"no!"

Asuka pursed her lips towards the teapot and said with some uncertainty.

"I don't know if I was blinded just now. I seemed to have seen a certain tailed beast."

A certain tailed beast? ?

The orange cat blinked blankly, and then the hair on its body exploded, and it said in a horrified tone.

"Which. Which one?"

"The one with a tail"

As soon as he finished speaking, the tea cauldron began to shake violently. Asuka stood up, his Sharingan opened subconsciously, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

What a joke.

Is it really a tailed beast? ?

This thing is indeed a kind of weapon, but I can't control it.

boom!

"Ah~ha~"

As an excited scream came, Shukaku's head emerged from the tea cauldron and looked at the outside world with excitement.

It's a wonderful world outside.

The air is sweet.

Although it didn't need air, it still breathed heavily.

And there are no signs of being beaten or scolded yet, so he must be safe in the short term.

"hu~hu~"

<divclass="contentadv"> Chewing the fresh air greedily, Shukaku closed his eyes comfortably.

It seemed like it had never happened before in a long time when no one hit, scolded, or showed hostility.

After a while.

Shukaku noticed that the atmosphere in the room was a bit dull. His eyes fell on the humans and cats not far away, and his high-pitched voice was mixed with too much excitement and said.

"I finally came out."

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After a long time, there were no frightened screams, human curses, or ninjutsu activation sounds around him as he imagined.

The atmosphere in the room seemed to become more awkward.

It looked at the human who had withdrawn his Sharingan, subconsciously stamped his feet, and roared again.

"I'm out."

Seeing that there was no panic on the man's face and he began to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead with a tissue, Shukaku blinked twice and yelled in a slightly inadequate tone.

"I `m coming out?"

"Ok!"

Seeing the other party nodding towards him, Shukaku's mind began to spin rapidly.

This Uchiha clansman has a photo of Uchiha Madara hanging in his home.

Moreover, he doesn't seem to be afraid of himself.

hiss!

Could this guy be a descendant of Madara Uchiha, the kind who can turn on the kaleidoscope?

Thinking of this, Shukaku shed a trace of sweat on his forehead. He looked at the human walking towards him, with a hint of danger flashing in his eyes, and asked.

"who am I?"

Asuka threw the paper ball in his hand into the trash can and said as he walked towards Shukaku.

"Yiwei, keep the crane."

Seeing that the other party not only recognized itself, but also walked towards here calmly, it looked around, looking for the best route while stalling for time.

"Aren't you afraid of me??"

"I was afraid just now!"

Asuka nodded and sat on the chair. He looked at Shukaku, who was sweating on his forehead, and shook his head.

"I'm not afraid now!"

"why?"

Looking at the cute Shukaku doll in front of him, Asuka supported his head with one hand and explained.

"Because I just thought of something.

In the eyes of that golden finger, I have just reached the age of enrolling in Ninja School this year, and it is unlikely that it will give me anything beyond my control at my age.

And do you feel your own chakra? ? "

Now Asuka has reason to suspect that the system may have copied Shukaku in his infancy and restricted its power so that it would not be able to threaten Sasuke who had not yet entered the ninja school.

The Sharingan can also see chakra.

Under his observation, this Shukaku doll was not too strong.

After listening to Asuka's description, Shukaku began to carefully check his condition. Under this inspection, the sweat on his forehead became even greater.

I seem to have been separated.

that direction

It turned to look in the direction of Sand Hidden Village and swallowed subconsciously.

It can now feel that there is a group of unconscious energy that has a very close relationship with itself.

It's like. It's like my consciousness was stripped away and ran to Uchiha, but the real body is still in Sunagakure Village.

Who am I now?

Can I go back if I die?

Normally, the tailed beast dies, but after a period of time, it can be resurrected.

But in this situation, after death, it doesn't know what it will become after rebirth.

So weird.

Suddenly, all kinds of confusion gathered in its head, almost bursting its small head.

"Hey!"

When he heard the man calling him, a dangerous look flashed in Shukaku's eyes.

All of this may have something to do with this man.

I don’t know if killing him will make me normal.

Thinking of this, it aimed at Asuka's head, slapped its stomach with its right hand, gathered a large amount of chakra in its mouth, and sprayed it out violently.

Wind escape · practice empty bombs!

boom!

A wind ball containing huge chakra erupted from Shukaku's mouth and quickly approached Asuka.

Asuka pressed his nose, turned his head to the left, avoided the egg-sized blank bullet, and smacked his lips.

"Your power is severely limited."

Seeing that the opponent could easily evade his special moves, Shukaku looked at the egg-sized hole in the door, and the corners of his mouth twitched subconsciously.

Indeed, it might not be able to hit a child now.

boom!

Shukaku shrank his limbs back into the teapot, leaving only his head on the lid with a disappointed expression on his face.

It's a little confused now.

How is this going?

at the same time.

outside the room.

Uchiha Mikoto pressed the hem of her skirt with one hand and kneaded her bruised thigh with the other hand, looking towards Asuka's room with an expressionless face.

Just now, she was walking nearby with Kushina.

Immediately afterwards, Kushina seemed to sense something and suddenly pulled her outside Asuka's house and began to hesitate on the spot.

Before she could ask what happened.

A small wind release ninjutsu suddenly flew out of the house.

At that time, her attention was focused on Kushina, and the wind escape ninjutsu was not very powerful except for being faster, so there was no warning in her heart.

When Feng Dun came closer, she realized that something was wrong.

At that time, I just wanted to hide for a while, and then I saw Kushina in a daze next to me.

If she dodges, there is a high chance that the Wind Escape will hit her.

After this hesitation, the egg-sized wind ball hit her right leg.

Definitely swollen! !

Thinking of the skirt that floated up just now, Uchiha Mikoto looked around expressionlessly.

No one is around! !

"Let's go!"

At this time, Kushina also came back to her senses.

Thinking of the restless Kyuubi just now, she glanced at the room where Asuka was in strangely, and then she took Mikoto's hand and walked away.

She was already used to that Kyuubi guy getting sick every day.

"Mikoto?"

Looking at the limping Mikoto, Kushina said in surprise.

"What's wrong with you?"

"fine!"

A smile appeared on Uchiha Mikoto's face. She glanced at Asuka's house from the corner of her eyes and smiled.

"Cramp!"

No matter whether the other party did it intentionally or unintentionally.

The hatred became even bigger.

But now she is more inclined to believe that the other party did it on purpose.

What a coincidence.

ps: I will send it immediately after writing it, without waiting for the evening.

Readers, see you tomorrow.