Jujutsu Kaisen: Reborn as Potential Man. [Completed]

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Glory to my chief Proofreader; Solare for he is the one who points out mistakes and acts as my favourite wall to bounce ideas off of.

As the first and only main Omake from me, honestly just wanna be done with it and go do my own thing and start something new.

So let's make it a fun one, shall we?

This is a non canon Omake

"What If Sukuna, Megumi and Gojo are Isekaid to the Canon Timeline mid Shibuya?"

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A Week After the Wedding between Megumi and Akane.

A trio of titanic sorcerers sat casually in the middle of an obliterated city, the entirety of what looked to be Shinjuku City was razed to the ground. Buildings were crumbled to the ground as entire kilometres of it were reduced to still red hot molten slag and ash.

"So you're trying out a new Cursed Technique extension?" Megumi asked as he reached into his shadows and pulled out a pure black compression shirt before throwing it at Satoru.

The white haired man grabbed it out of the air with a small thanks and wore it, his upper body's clothing having been destroyed during their battle. Megumi had started carrying along multiple clothing replacements for the other two, just because they knew they'd destroy them in a battle at some point.

Sukuna grunted in agreement beside him, he too wanted to know more about what his rival was speaking of. Curiously, he also had a hand placed near his groin which was channelling immense amounts of Reverse Cursed Technique.

Megumi snickered slyly as he spotted this but didn't say anything, causing the King of Curses to growl subtly in annoyance. 

"Hm? Oh yeah! I think I grasped a new application of my Technique! If this works like I think it will, then I should be able to open portals through Space!" Satoru declared with a giant grin, he hadn't gotten the chance to use it yet but he could sense the possibility was there.

"Hm… Sounds interesting, we should check it out together in a sec." Megumi said while rubbing his chin before he fell into his own shadow, leaving the other two alone for a moment while they didn't even blink.

"Well, I've got nothing better to do for the moment since Uraume is busy teaching Megumi's servant how to cook. They should be done with making dinner soon enough so let's get this over with quickly." Sukuna commented while ripping off the tattered Haori still hanging onto his upper body by a thread.

Satoru grimaced at his comment and thought, 'Ugh.. I can't believe Megumi's actually gonna try Human meat… Cooked by a professional with experience or not, I can't imagine how that would taste good…' 

He sighed in frustration slightly at his Brother's impulsive and eccentric whims; watching the titular man arise from a nearby shadow fully clothed in an all Black Yukata, the same one he wore to his wedding.

The Divine Lord waved a hand to the air around him as the broken city around them seemed to shimmer and bend under his will before reforming into a ginormous Cherry Blossom garden. 

"Hehe.. I'm getting better at this whole 'Empty Barriers' thing… Though I still can't cast one myself, still need Tengen to cast them for me…" He muttered under his breath while stretching his body, feeling it crack satisfyingly as he then heard a sound from his left.

Turning to face it, he saw Sukuna casually snapping his fingers at him to get his attention before switching to a 'give me' gesture. Not being one to take it lying down, a sly grin covered Megumi's face as he then said.

"What's the magic word~~?"

Sukuna looked at him as if he was considering the Potential Risk Vs Reward of damning the Vow he took and taking whatever consequence necessary if it meant gutting him in twain where he stood.

"...Would you please hand me my change of clothes?" He eventually growled out, drawing an amused grin from Megumi as he handed him a new Haori to replace the one he destroyed.

'Hehehe… 'The King of Curses' has been tamed, what a joke…' Satoru thought with a fiendish snicker, watching as Sukuna put on the new Haori before both of the other two sorcerers walked over to him. He grinned slightly at them, reaching a hand forwards which was covered a Golden aura before chanting.

"Gold."

Slowly but surely, a Golden ring seemed to form into the very fabric of Space before pulling apart. The visage of a city on fire was immediately revealed from within it, drawing the complete attention of all present.

"What the fuck… I was visualising Shibuya, but why are there so many Curtains open over it?" Satoru muttered after a small pause, trying to make sense of what he was seeing.

"Hmm… It looks kind of like how it was back when I took over the Brat, except even more destroyed and on fire." Sukuna commented, recalling the sights of the city to be completely different and almost entirely devoid of any civilians.

"Yeah, Sukuna's right. This is definitely Shibuya during the events of 'The Shibuya Eclipse', we gotta investigate and see what went wrong." Megumi said, rubbing his chin absentmindedly as he considered what they needed to do.

"I can get with tha, should be fun to see what I missed." "Well, Uraume can wait a few moments, I'm curious as to what we could find."

With that, the three titanic Sorcerers walked through the portal as it closed behind them and found themselves at the top of a building. They looked around themselves for a while to scan the city as a grimace covered Satoru's face who spoke a moment later.

"Shit is really bad, tons of people are dying!"

"You're right, I can't even sense my people spread around Shibuya. This must be a Parallel timeline or sum shit cuz I can't even feel myself!" Megumi called out, it was reminding him too much of the Shibuya Incident from the original Manga.

Had they been thrown into the Original Canon Timeline?

"Hm… Quite deep into the Incident as well, I can feel myself begin to awaken far away. Those two girls must be force feeding the Brat that finger by now." Sukuna stated, drawing nods of agreement from the other two Sorcerers.

However it was then that Megumi Fushiguro caught wind of a presence that made his Hatred and Vitriol begin to bubble over into his throat, a low animalistic growl escaping it a few moments later.

"Kenjaku…"

"Man, what is it with you and that guy? It's like you got a Hate Boner for him…" Satoru commented incredulously at his Brother's shift in tone, drawing an annoyed growl from him again.

"I do not have a 'Hate Boner' for him..."

"Man it's a pretty Hateful Boner!"

Megumi clicked his tongue in annoyance, turning away from the other two Sorcerers before crossing his arms and speaking.

"Whatever, I'm gonna go Kill Kenjaku again. Sukuna, you go cull the Curse population and obviously try not to murder any civilians in the process. Satoru, you go make sure the other Sukuna doesn't reduce the city to a crater."

The other two Sorcerers hummed at his order, finding it to be an acceptable use of their time. Gojo in particular was getting excited about being able to beat up a weaker and eviler version of one of his Best Friends.

"Obviously, be sure to take care of any civilians you see on the way too." Megumi concluded a moment later, drawing annoyed groans of protest from the other two.

"I don't wanna hear it, let's just get this over with quickly since people are dying out here."

They boh clicked their tongues at this before turning away to go do their part in the mission. Satoru teleported away towards his target while Sukuna simply stepped off the building and fell down to the street to begin his Carnage.

Megumi hummed at this before releasing his 4 clones to begin clearing the city as well before jumping away, he flew through the air for a few seconds before crashing down at the street. 

He began running down it like a mad man towards where Kenjaku's Cursed Energy signature was, causing cracks and craters to form wherever his feet landed.

Eventually, he slowed himself down to take a sharp turn through an alley since it would be quicker. As soon as he entered the alley, he ran into a thin blonde haired man with a ponytail and 6 blue lines on his face.

"Oh? I don't sense much Cursed Energy from you! I'm gonna have fun killing you!" The Curse user known as 'Haruta' exclaimed with a devious grin when he didn't recognise him, swinging his Cursed Blade at Megumi with intent to run him through.

The Divine Lord didn't move an inch to dodge, feeling insulted by the very notion that a Nobody could think they could hurt him. This was proven immediately when the Cursed Blade immediately shattered upon impact with his body, even without the need for him to defend himself with Cursed Energy.

"O-Oh… Errors have been made…"

Megumi Fushiguro looked the Curse User in the eyes as he realised that he might have poked a sleeping Dragon, this was proven when Megumi chose to unleash the full weight of his Cursed Energy reserves. Haruta felt his knees shake from the pressure as all 6 of the stripes on his face faded away at once.

"...A-Any way I can talk ya outta this?"

"No."

"Y-Yeah.. D-Didn't think so…"

The Divine General arose from his Master's shadow with a grin, looking down at the unfortunate Soul that found itself in the path of The Divine Lord. Megumi simply walked away without a care in the world, leaving the Curse User to back himself against a wall before a loud crash and a splatter of blood filled the air.

He walked for a few moments before nodding to himself and smashing a fist against the ground, it blew and broke apart instantly, making an express entrance for him to use to get down to the lower subway.

Megumi jumped down the hole, landing in the middle of some train tracks right in front of Kenjaku and his Dragon Curse. The 1000 year old curse user looked at him in complete and utter shock, the amount of Cursed Energy radiating from his body was unlike anything he had ever seen in his life.

"That's double- no triple what Sukuna had back in the Heian Era, what.. Who the fuck are you?" Kenjaku muttered in horror, his eyes going upwards before he felt a tremor run down his knees at the sight of the Golden 8 Handled Dharma Wheel.

"I ASKED WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU-?!"

"Shhhhh…" 

Kenjaku's panicked shouting was cut off when The Divine Lord shushed him with a finger held to his mouth. The cold rage held within those Goldish Crimson eyes made the 1000 year old Sorcerer step back and gulp in Fear as his Predator spoke but 4 simple words.

"A Corpse is Talking."

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Meanwhile…

Satoru Gojo teleported into a train station near where he felt Sukuna's presence, immediately laying his eyes on the burned and charred forms of both Nanami Kento and Maki Zen'in with a mixture of surprise and dread.

The former Sorcerer lifted his head up from the ground, relief instantly flooding into his body despite half of it being burned to a crisp. 

"Y-You w-were unsealed… G-Good.. You- You have to go save F-Fushiguro-kun, he's been a-attacked by some m-man…" Nanami stuttered out, despite his near death he still cared more for the lives of others before himself.

"No, don't worry about it Nanami. He can wait, you two can't." Gojo stated as he teleported to Nanami, grabbed him and then teleported over to Maki's unconscious form. Ignoring the charred corpse of Naobito Zen'in by his side, he then threw a hand forward which was covered by a Golden aura and chanted.

"Gold!"

Another ring of Golden light was formed under his will, this time opening up a gateway into what looked to be an office. Within it was Shoko Ieiri who looked up from her paperwork with a raised eyebrow that only got more horrified the longer she looked up.

"Holy shit, what the fuck happened to them?! Especially Maki, I can count on one hand the amount of people that can do this kinda shit to her!" She called out as she instantly stood up from her chair and hurried over to them.

"No time to explain now, but they're from a different timeline. I gotta go!" Satoru blurted before setting them down on some nearby beds and running back into the portal, leaving behind a confused Shoko Ieiri in his wake.

As soon as he entered back into the parallel timeline, he felt Sukuna's cursed energy rise significantly. He also had 3 presences standing by him with fear evident in their Souls.

Satoru Gojo grinned before raising a hand, it was covered by a Green aura a moment later before he folded space around himself. He reappeared to the side of a one eyed Disaster Curse, immediately swinging his hand at its head before it could react.

"Green!"

A viridian fracture in space formed an instant later right upon Jogo's head, vibrations and quakes caused the air to shudder and quiver in anticipation before a large crack caused everyone to flinch backwards.

Jogo, along with every building behind him, were reduced to nothingness in an instant without a chance for him to react. Satoru turned to the two girls standing beside him, looking them up and down before barking an order while facing Sukuna.

"You two are Suguru's little girls right? Piss off will you? The big boys need to talk."

Not needing to be told twice, both girls immediately sprinted away to escape what was bound to be a clash between two Monsters that they didn't want to be caught between.

"How are you here? Shouldn't you be sealed in the Prison Realm at the moment? It seems Kenjaku is more of a failure than I thought he would be." Sukuna commented, patting dust off of his body casually as he did.

"Pfft.. I wouldn't worry about anyone else right now if I were you, cuz I don't appreciate you taking over my student's body without permission…" Satoru replied with an amused chuckle, causing the other sorcerer to frown.

"This won't end like last time, I have a majority of my Soul back now. I'll be sure to peel back those scales of yours…" He proclaimed as he drew himself into a practised fighting position.

But to his surprise, Satoru Gojo simply laughed uproariously at his proclamation before making one of his own.

"Let's not get anything mixed up here, you Fraud. I have fought a much Stronger version of you more times than I care to count. Compared to him and Megumi, this version of you is nothing but a Lost Clown!"

The King of Curses was obviously and predictably enraged at those words, however he couldn't choose to reply in time as The Honoured One appeared before him with a sparking fist already digging into his gut.

"Black Flash!"

Ryomen Sukuna's eyes involuntarily rolled to the back of his head as he felt his knees quiver.

…

Meanwhile…

'Hm.. This is oddly relaxing…'

Sukuna hummed with 4 arms held behind himself, he walked down what he assumed was the Shibuya Crossing. Around him countless Curses seemed to be reduced to vapour spontaneously at a single whim from him, inadvertently saving dozens of innocent civilians.

Said civilians were currently looking up at his 10 feet tall form with the reverence that they would a God. One of his 4 eyes caught the sight of a woman trapped under some rubble, he could tell that her life wasn't threatened and that she would just be stuck under there for a while until someone could free her.

'Hmm… Not really my problem, and not worth the effort. She can save herself… Probably…' 

Before Sukuna could continue walking away, leaving the woman trapped under the rubble he spotted something from the corner of his 4 eyes which took his attention. A small white haired boy separated from his mother and began walking towards him with a faintly familiar innocence on his face.

"Ne Uncle, what's your name?" The kid questioned, his face and tone conveying only innocent curiosity.

"...Ryomen Sukuna." He answered after some deliberation.

"Uncle Sukuna… Could you please save that girl under the rubble, she looks like she needs help." The kid then asked, pointing

"...It's not my business or my responsibility, why should I do that?"

"Because it's the Right thing to do, no? My mommy says that good people help others even when they don't need to!" 

Said mother looked to be having a small heart attack when The King of Curses turned one of his 4 eyes to look at her. It made her question if teaching her child good morals was worth it if it meant angering this God of Carnage.

"I am not a 'Good Person', Brat..." Sukuna refuted, feeling a small sense of melancholy and remembrance to when Megumi himself had a similar conversation with Yuji a while back.

"Beyond everything you need to get this through your head, we are Jujutsu Sorcerers. We're mercenaries by trade, no great Sorcerer is a 'Good person' and neither am I."

It had been months since that speech but he still remembered it, mostly because he completely agreed. However it seemed like the white haired child beside him did not.

"Yes you are! You saved me and my mom – So you gotta save her too!" The kid insisted, grabbing onto one of his arms and pulling on them, giving his mother heart palpitations in the process.

"Tch…"

Ryomen Sukuna clicked his tongue and looked away with disgust, avoiding the child's hard stare which only got harder and more intense by the moment.

"Staaaaaaaaaarrre…"

His annoyed look turned into a grimace as he involuntarily looked at the kid from the corner of his eyes, finding that same annoyingly determined expression on his face. It was obvious he wouldn't be giving up any time soon.

"...Fine, whatever." 

Sukuna sighed exasperatedly, tugging his arm away from the child and crossing them before all the rubble atop the woman disintegrated into vapour. Everyone around let go of a breath they didn't know they were holding in with relief.

The white haired child simply cheered and hugged The King of Curses' leg, not being able to reach anything above that. Despite what the other civilians expected, Sukuna allowed it to happen with not more than a low growl of annoyance.

'If it wasn't for that damned Vow, I would have slaughtered this Brat where he stood… Definitely…'

A few seconds later, the mother of the child finally came to her senses and rushed forwards, grabbing the kid and pulling him away from Sukuna who simply walked away without a word. The kid giggled slightly and waved towards the back of The King of Curses with a shout.

"BYE BYE UNCLE SUKUNA, YOU'RE MY HERO!"

"Hrn… Spending time with those two Morons must have made me Soft. The King of Curses, considered a 'Hero'? What a Joke…" Sukuna muttered under his breath, absentmindedly reducing a nearby Grade One curse to vapour without even a thought.

His attention was then stolen by spotting 2 figures flying through the air, one had an uncannily familiar Cursed Energy presence, albeit a much much smaller one. And the other curiously had no presence of Cursed Energy at all, much like Maki Zen'in.

The two men crashed into a nearby building and ended up in a nearby alley. He jumped atop the building and looked down at the two of them from afar to confirm his suspicions, watching as the tall muscular black haired man stopped attacking and simply stared at his opponent.

Sukuna then watched as the smaller and obviously weaker one of the figures reached two clenched fists up at an angle, causing him to grin deviously at the pose – It was one he recognised all too much.

"Huh.. Something's off…" The taller figure muttered under his breath, but before he could do anything, his body slid backwards as his top half was separated from his bottom.

"...What the hell?" The smaller black haired teen whispered as he watched his assaulter be split in two by a hauntingly familiar Cursed Energy presence.

This was confirmed a moment later when a huge 4 armed man with pink hair and two huge demonic grins crashed down right in front of him. 

"S-Sukuna? How the fuck are y-you here? Why are you in your H-Heian era body? What did you do to Itadori?!" 

Sukuna said nothing in return, simply turning to face him and looking him up and down as his duo of grins simply got larger. He laughed quietly in disbelief before asking him a question that only confused him even more.

"...Say, your name wouldn't happen to be 'Megumi Fushiguro', would it?"

"...Are you playing dumb?" Megumi Fushiguro asked with confusion evident in his voice, prompting The King of Curses to burst out into the most joyous laughter he had ever heard in his life.

"KYAHAHAHAHA~! THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY! THIS HAS TO BE THE GREATEST JOKE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE GOD FORSAKEN LIFE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Ryomen Sukuna doubled over and held his stomach while laughing with both sets of his arms, prompting Megumi Fushiguro to grit his teeth before chanting at the top of his lungs.

"WITH THIS TREASURE, I SUMMON-!"

His chant was stopped by his arms being separated while a 3rd arm closed his mouth shut, Sukuna looked at him closer with more dark amusement than he had ever seen in another person in his entire life. A fourth arm reached into Sukuna's pocket and took out a phone which he used to take countless photos.

"Ohohoho~! Satoru is gonna have a fucking field day with this~!"

Megumi didn't know whether he should be terrified or horrified to hear The King of Curses speak of his adoptive father as an old friend.

All he knew was that something was wrong. Something was very very wrong.

…

The Lord of Shadows beheld the form of his fallen prey, beaten and battered with countless holes in his body. Kenjaku's body was in the infamous and legendary 'Yamcha Pose™', The Divine Lord let out a small satisfied hum before spitting on him.

"Lay Ashamed, you're Weak as fuck."

Megumi reached into his collar and pulled out a large cuban cigar before lighting it with a flame that formed at his fingertips. He took a deep drag of the cigar, causing all of it to burn up into ash in the process before dropping the smouldering butt on Kenjaku's head.

"Cough Cough! Damn, that Kenjaku Pack always be hittin'!" He coughed slightly from all the smoke in his lungs before stomping the head into a paste of grey matter and bones.

His shadows morphed forwards a moment later, dropping the body into his Abyss where it was then immediately incinerated by the awaiting Midir. Megumi hummed as a few seconds later, a presence he had detected but didn't bother reacting to touched his back.

He turned to face the curse that foolishly invoked its own demise and looked into its patchwork scared face with annoyance.

"I don't know who you are, but if you managed to kill Geto then you must be a really Strong Jujutsu Sorcerer. I'll be sure to make good use of you as one of my Transfigured Humans." Mahito said smugly, assured in his invulnerability due to his cursed technique.

The Disaster Curse channelled his Cursed Technique 'Idle Transfiguration', using it to view into the shape of The Divine Lord's Soul in order to morph it to his owl twisted design.

But when the Curse of Humanity stared into the Abyss that is within Megumi Fushiguro –

"Huh?"

– that Abyss Stared Back.

Mahito found himself inside an endless Domain of Infinite Darkness, in the distance was a giant tree-like spinal column atop of which was a Golden Dharma Wheel. The Abyssal water he stood on seemed to bubble before thousands of eldritch abominations beyond Human Comprehension crawled before him.

And right ahead of him was a throne of Bond and Shadows, atop of which sat The Lord of Shadows with one leg crossed on the other and resting his chin on one hand. Behind him arose an Abyssal eyeless Dragon which opened its maw as an aurora of Heavenly Light formed within.

"Who gave a Worthless, Insignificant Curse such as yourself the permission to touch upon my Soul? Know your place and Disappear."

Mahito couldn't even move or breathe for more than an instant before he was completely annihilated from head to toe, he didn't stand even a sliver of chance when facing The Divine Lord.

The Curse's physical body seemed to spontaneously be lit on fire then disintegrate when its parent Soul was Incinerated within Megumi Fushiguro's Innate Domain. 

The black haired sorcerer turned behind him and stared at the pile of ashes that used to be Mahito with disgust before retrieving the newly gained Prison Realm from his Inventory. He threw it into the air after a bit of deliberation while chanting.

"Prison Realm – Gate Open."

The cursed object opened its gate and allowed Satoru Gojo to fall from within it, closing a moment later when Megumi chanted one more time.

"Gate Close."

Megumi grabbed the Prison Realm as it fell back down and added it to his collection of Cursed Tools, you never know when you might need 2 unbreakable seals. 

He watched on with some amusement as Satoru Gojo rubbed the back of his head and got up to one knee before turning to face him, seeming more and more confused with every second that passed.

"...Megumi? Is that you? How long was I locked in that thing? Why the hell are you so tall and have weird ass eyes? Why does your Cursed Energy look so weird?! IS THAT MAHORAGA'S WHEEL?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE I WAS SEALED?!!" 

The Divine Lord burst out into laughter, only causing the white haired sorcerer to be even more confused. He reached a hand forward and offered it to him which Satoru took after a moment of deliberation.

"Come on Satoru, we have a lot to talk about and not enough time. I'll explain as we go."

"'Satoru'? …You're not my Megumi, are you? He would never call me by my first name!" 

"BWAHAHAHA~! You're certainly right about that! Come, we have a lot to talk about."

…

5 Minutes Later.

Satoru Gojo and Megumi Fushiguro walked down the street casually, chatting animatedly as they watched civilians pull themselves up and help each other through their crisis. Most of the Curse population had been culled, allowing them all to breath easily.

"You can't be for real?!" Satoru exclaimed with jealousy and envy evident in his voice.

"HAH! I am being for real." Megumi confirmed with a smug grin, only making him grit his teeth and speak again more heated than ever before.

"What the Fuck?! You mean to tell me that not only did you get strong enough to beat me and Sukuna, you are managing to do it at the same time?!"

"Yup~!"

"And now the three of you fight to the Death every day?!"

"Yup~!"

"And the other me has been pushed so hard he figured out new extension techniques for my Limitless Technique for the first time in 1000 years?!!"

"Yup~!"

"Man… I dunno if I should be happy or sad that the other me has that and I don't, that sounds so fun…"

Before either of them continue their idle chat, they felt a spike of Cursed Energy far above them followed by a nigh blinding flash of viridian light. Turning up to face it, they saw a body being shot from about a kilometre in the sky down into the ground before them where it made a crater on impact.

Satoru seemed to brighten at the sight, turning to the man beside him and asking him a question with all the energy of a child in a candy store.

"Is that what I think it is?"

"Probably." Megumi confirmed, crossing his arms in amusement as the smoke cleared from the crater before them and revealed Sukuna on his hands and knees, blood seeping from between gritted teeth from internal injuries.

A moment later a white haired man in a black compression shirt landed in front of the downed Sukuna, it was the Satoru Gojo from his own timeline.

"Oh hey what's up Megumi, and other me's here too!" He called out with a cheerful wave.

Ryomen Sukuna, who was in Itadori Yuji's body, looked at his opponent then at the two sorcerers he waved at to his side then back at Gojo with obvious confusion.

"What the fuck?" He asked no one in particular, the situation completely perplexed him. 

And just when it seemed things couldn't get more confusing, they did as a deep beaming laughter sounded up from behind the group.

Turning to face its source they found Sukuna in his True 4 armed form, 3 of said arms were used to restrain a much smaller version of Megumi who seemed completely and utterly terrified. 

"HEY YOU TWO! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!" He called out while waving his free hand, drawing their attention to the captured Sorcerer in his hands.

It took a moment for both Sorcerer's to process the sight but then it clicked, causing The Honoured One to positively glow with anticipation while a sense of Terror overcame The Divine Lord for the first time in ages.

"No way… Is that?!" Satoru exclaimed, he could already feel his laughter coming.

"It can't be…" Megumi muttered in complete and utter disbelief, he could already feel a headache forming.

Sukuna only laughed uproariously in response before shouting, "Kyahaha~! Satoru, why does Megumi look cute for once in his life? He makes the most hilarious sounds too!"

He removed his hold from the captured Sorcerer who immediately raised his hands together at an angle and chanted.

"WITH THIS TREASURE, I SUMMON-!"

Sukuna barely managed to stop him from summoning Mahoraga from how hard he was laughing, he wasn't alone either as Satoru also laughed like he just witnessed the best joke of his entire life.

""BWAHAHAHAHA~!""

The Divine Lord's face was covered with shadows as his body trembled, Cursed Energy leaked from him in a sign of complete and utter indignant rage and embarrassment.

Ryomen Sukuna, who was in Itadori Yuji's body, looked at his The Lord of Shadows, then at the two laughing Sorcerers then back to The Lord of Shadows before speaking with a deadpan tone.

"...Whatever this buffoonery is, I want no part in it. You can take back control, Brat."

The tattoos upon Itadori Yuji's body faded away a few moments later, he shook his body as pain flooded his senses from all the damage he undertook. Yuji spit out blood and shakily looked around himself, taking in the sights of the still laughing sorcerers and the positively Apoplectic Lord of Shadows.

"Why's there two Gojo-senseis? …And two Fushiguros? …Is that Sukuna? I am so confused…"

""Pffft.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!""

The two titanic Sorcerers immediately fell to the ground, barely able to breath from how hard they were laughing. The Divine Lord clenched his fists and grinded his teeth as a crimson blush overcame his face for the first time in years from the sheer embarrassment.

"Wait, so that's my Megumi and you're from the parallel timeline… You don't even have the same Cursed Energy look, yours is all weird. Are you sure you're the same person?" Gojo muttered, causing something to snap in The Dive Lord's mind.

He marched over to where his lesser copy stood before proceeding to backhand him through a nearby building with a single swipe hand. Satoru Gojo moved to help his student but was stopped by his other self who simply held his shoulder and shook his head while wiping tears of laughter from his face.

"Pfftt.. H-He's not gonna.. Hah.. He's not gonna kill him. He probably needs to work through something. Pfft.. AHAHAHAHAHA~!" He said, he couldn't help but break out into laughter immediately after.

The Lord of Shadows snarled before the ground beneath him exploded outwards, he was sent through the same building that he threw his lesser self into. He stood before his other self disgust evident in his face before grabbing him and pulling him up to his face before speaking his mind.

"You are a Worthless, Potential Wasting Bum and the fact that we share the same Cursed Technique and Blood disgusts me to my very core." The Divine Lord growled, causing Megumi to flinch back in fear. He dropped him back onto the ground before turning away and spitting onto the ground beside him.

"Next time you want to Summon Mahoraga because someone is too Strong for you, skip the middleman and just fucking Kill Yourself."

Obsidian wings sprouted from the Divine Lord's back as he walked away from his lesser copy, making him sputter and stammer to ask questions.

"Don't bother, I'm not gonna waste my time with you. I'm gonna go free Tsumiki and tell your Satoru how to unfuck this timeline, after that I'm leaving. You try not to fuck up breathing in the meantime, you Bum."

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Author's Note:

And with that, I'm putting an end to 'Reborn as Potential Man'. 

I already planned out a good portion of my next fic and have released the first chapter for the Patrons.

I'll continue to work on that and come back to you guys when I've stockpiled about 20 chaps

So see y'all when I see you!

Buh bye~!

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