Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah, I'd Copy

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Kakashi entered his house. Technically it wasn't his house, but he was the only person that had access into the house without getting an ass-whooping from a certain scarecrow teen.

Except special grades, 1st grades, 2nd grades. But 3rd and 4th grades (except those who were strong but couldn't advance in grade: Maki, Nobara.) would get the ass-whooping off a century. He opened the door of the house and stepped into it, he looked at the kitchen compartment and noticed that the rubble from the bathroom had been cleared.

Kakashi ignored it and continued walking into the room to rest, the clone may have done a good job at this point. He was more concerned about his bright red glowing eye that attracted more attention than needed, he was sure that even though he used his right hand to cover it, people still noticed.

The eye glowed as bright as hell even in the mornings. He had 90% more trouble whenever he activated it because he never knew how to deactivate it. He usually just drained his chakra thoroughly so that the eye would deactivate.

It was three tomoe so it caused more problems for this Kakashi who could make it go off and on it again than the other one who could not use it at all.

He entered his room and saw the shadow clone chilling on the bed. Its Sharingan was still active, but he could tell its chakra was soon going to be depleted and it would dissipate like it was gas.

"Did you…" The sentence could not be completed as it puffed and disappeared from the surrounding.

Kakashi sighed as he received it's memories and then laid on the bed.

'I've had a really awful time.' He thought.

He thought back to his experience with the cursed users. He didn't want to be a killer yet, he was sure he wouldn't be able to handle blood easily.

'If I have to see blood I would rather see it when somebody like Geto or Gojo killed somebody.' He mused as he stared at the ceiling.

Kakashi's exact thoughts were that if he was going to see blood he wasn't going to be the one to make it come out the first time. He planned on seeing someone kill another person who happened to be the enemy and wonder why the world was so cruel and working it up to the point when he would be as trigger-happy as Toji Fushigoro.

And he didn't even use a gun most of the time.

He wanted to see the Yuji experience first-hand and grade it while wallowing in it's depth.

'All the bad luck in all of the JJK verse is centered around Yuji Itadori… Except the random ones.' He thought.

The Nanami he had seen was very young, he looked younger than the one in S2 to Kakashi's knowledge. His friend also looked young, he was definitely dealing with people at least years ago from the start of S1.

'Nanami looked young as fuck. I think they're still students, if they are students that mean that Yuta is still there with Rika, that means Sukuna has not been revived, that means Gojo may not be able to use cursed technique reversal, that means he wouldn't be able to use his domain yet and finally that means Geto is still alive.'

While he didn't like Geto and all he didn't want to get in his way.

"Suguru Geto had it the roughest experience out of everyone in all the series. I wouldn't eat something that tasted like shit even if it meant that I would get the mangekyou or even a spare rinnegan eye. He ate curses on an almost daily basis and that would suck because of their taste.

He was also separated from his sources of happiness because he was becoming stronger. Meaning, the limitless technique worked in two ways for that character."

Kakashi wasn't really a fan of what happened to Geto. His only source of happiness was watching anime and what happened to Geto was very sad, he had undergone serious trauma.

He wasn't cared for in the secret government association he worked for, and they were the only people he had. Now, Geto was losing those he held close to him and especially… his sense of sanity.

'On another note.' Kakashi thought as he removed his phone from his trouser pockets. 'I need to get a job.'

He didn't want to be known as a cursed user as that would cause much complications in the future. So now he just wanted to settle on a job that would provide the money he would use to purchase things to eat.

"Places that need employees." He read aloud as he typed it into his phone.

After a few seconds of wait he saw some places that were looking for employees. There was a bakery, a mall, and a supermarket there was also a casino that took the remaining places with announces about coming to their casino to win millions.

"Damn casinos." He voiced out.

He went to his cupboard and sighed.

"And I had this many clothes." Kakashi sighed as he got up from the bed.

It was still vacant for a cashier in the supermarket and that was the one he was aiming at.

"Which one should I choose?" He asked himself.

There was a complete suit set, some standard shirts and trousers, some designer clothing and more absurd clothing that it wouldn't be right to wear when going to apply for a job at a supermarket.

"I guess this is okay." He said to himself before nodding. He had chosen a pair of a blue shirt with light blue trousers. In his previous life he hadn't been the best at fashion and that didn't mean he would be even a quarter good at it, he still felt this would be ideal to apply for a job at the supermarket.

The clothes he wore until now was anything but normal. Before he had worn a full-on black shirt with grey trousers, there was also a band tied straight.

The only thing that separated him from the original was the fact that his eye usually glowed red.

As he pulled on his shirt his right eye suddenly stopped emitting the red light and reverted back to the original black color.

"My chakra just finished." He said as he pulled the blue shirt on. "Well, it didn't just finish. It just isn't enough to hold the sharingan."

"If I had to guess I would say that I would be able to activate the technique when I had at least 200 in my chakra reserves. And it would go for at least 5 of my chakra per second." He had estimated the amount to avoid any late decisions in the future.

He didn't even hit the shower, as soon as he pulled the earlier clothes he immediately went into the blue clothes.

"Now, the bigger problem." He sat on the bed as he opened it once again to find the address of the supermarket.

"It would be about 20km from here." He said to himself as he mapped it on his GPS.

"The time is 8AM in the morning. The supermarket opens at 11AM, so I have at least 3 hours to get the job and start working." He said as he left the room.

"Transform!" He shouted as he left the room.

He was surrounded by chakra as it blocked all visual routes to his body. When the chakra had dispersed there was no longer a 4 feet tall kid going through puberty. What stood in his replacement was a much taller version of himself wearing the exact same clothes.

"Okay, I'm ready…. Sprint time."

A/N: This is before the shibuya incident and before Sukuna has a vessel. This is the time of the pre-awakened Gojo before he could use the imaginary technique.

The MC is definitely going to get stronger before the night of a thousand demons. By then, he'll be as strong as pre-awakened Gojo who was still one of the strongest sorcerers.

The time is one month before the first few episodes of Season 2.