Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah, I'd Copy

(A/N: I really apologize for not posting for 6 days.

Lightning struck my home and after I got it fixed and I posted a chapter for another fic I encountered an error on my computer. I didn't bother doing anything about it except continuously turning on and off on it.

It got fixed after 2 days and I decided to post.

Thank you AsDarkens for donating powerstones even thought I didn't post for 6 days.

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Toji expertly dodged all the projectiles that were sent to him while he was airborne, he tightened his grip on the blade.

The rainbow dragon cursed spirit was aiming to eat him in one gulp, so in an act of self-defense as soon as he got close enough he used the soul-split katana cutting the large curse in half.

As he fell from the sky his eyes were fixed on the person who summoned the curse.

Geto swiped his hands upward and a black mist was in the air, the mist disappeared leaving a small cursed spirit upwards.

The weapon met no resistance as it easily cut through the curse but it gave Geto enough time to dodge it as he counteracted with a punch to the man's guts.

As soon as the man's feet touched the ground he punched Geto in the face, vanishing from his position he reappeared behind the sorcerer stabbing him with the weapon.

"Gah!"

Toji brought out the blade before moving back he looked at the sorcerer in front of him relishing the boy's expression, Geto's expression was one of shock, his Rainbow dragon had been exorcised that easily.

Time seemed to slow down as they descended, Toji looked to his left and saw the earlier curse the sorcerer had summoned.

It looked at him thought it was hard to tell since its face was covered in bandages, in its hands were pliers.

"Is this supposed to be scary?" He asked as he seemingly disappeared from his original position and cutting of the head of the cursed spirit.

Geto didn't have enough time to react to this unexpected development as another of his cursed spirits got killed.

Toji fazed back into his position, but Geto seemed to have expected.

'Cursed spirit manipulation.' He thought.

The purple worm on the man's shoulder seemed to turn into liquid as it moved through the air into Geto's hands.

*Ching

The sound of metal was heard as his technique failed.

Toji grinned widely at the development.

He threw his regular blade into the air twisting his body before catching it, he moved his arm several times in X formations.

As soon as he finished blood spurted from a wound in Geto's body, there was a large X shape wound on his chest.

Toji kicked him in the face sending his body spinning in the air, the body fell onto the ground as they finally arrived at their destination.

As the smoke formed cleared Toji looked at the sorcerer knocked unconscious on the ground.

"You couldn't even beat a monkey like me, despite your blessings." He said as he kicked the face of the unconscious sorcerer.

Suddenly a memory resurfaced as he remembered the face of his son.

"Oh! So that's what Shiu Kong meant when he said Megumi."

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Kakashi woke up feeling his head a little foggy, he remembered having a dream where he couldn't change canon enough to avoid the death of Riko and was the first one to die among all of them.

He checked around him noticing the unusual scenery he realized that it wasn't a dream seeing that he was in Tengen's territory.

For some reason his sharingan was active and despite how he tried it would turn off, he began to worry about his chakra reserves.

"If that's the case I need to find Gojo before Toji comes back." Kakashi said to himself as he walked towards the destruction.

It wasn't hard for him to find Gojo's body due to the fact that he destroyed some buildings close to him and the hundreds of fly-head corpses.

As soon as he reached the destruction he saw that Gojo had already awakened, he had evolved from pre-awakened Gojo to Gojo with that crazy look in his eyes.

"Gojo are you okay?" Kakashi asked.

"Kakashi, it seems you're still alive." He said softly. "I thought you would be dead."

The time was evening.

"Amanai and Ms. Kuroi are dead." He spoke. "But Geto is still alive, I think."

"So, what are we going to do now?" Kakashi asked, he was expecting the Gojo he would meet to already be in that crazy form.

"I... don't know." He got up from his pool of blood that he sat on.

"Maybe, maybe we should find the man that did all of this." Gojo said.

"And get revenge!"

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Toji was walking back home, the last part of today had been really crazy, even though he didn't consider Shiu Kong as a friend. But they had severed connections today, and that left a sour taste in his mouth.

He looked up, the sun was shining brightly and it was annoying his eyes. But as he was returning his view to its initial position he saw the unbelievable.

His eyes widened in shock as he witnessed the spectacle that unfolded before his eyes, the young man in front of him was supposed to be dead!

"Hey there, been a while." Gojo said with a smile as his blood-stained hair waved in the wind.

"Are you for real?" Toji asked in shock.

"For real, real and I have another friend!" Gojo shouted in joy as Kakashi came forward.

"Both of you..." His previous shock vanished. "... reverse cursed technique."

"Egg-xactly!!"

"After you stabbed me in the throat I gave up on my technique and poured all my focus into my technique." He explained. "Cursed energy is negative energy, while it enhances the body it can't regenerate it, so multiply that energy against itself to create positive energy, that's the reverse cursed technique!"

"You act like in school you didn't learn that minus plus minus equals to plus." Kakashi said sadly watching Gojo enter the zone.

"Let me have this moment!!!" He screamed.

"As I was saying... easier said than done. I could never do it until now!"

'Something is off.' Toji thought observing Gojo's behavior.

'He's high on reverse cursed energy!' He realized. 'If only I had that, I could really lose my problems.'

"The reason you are going to lose is because you didn't chop my head off and you didn't use that cursed tool when you stabbed me in the head!"

"I'm going to lose." Toji repeated as he withdrew a weapon from the purple 4D worm. "Our fight's just beginning."

It was the glock.

"You could be right..." Gojo muttered to himself.

'What did you say? I couldn't hear."

"You're so right!!!" Gojo yelled.

Toji shot two bullets, one aimed at Gojo and the other at Kakashi.

Kakashi side-stepped dodging the bullet while Gojo shifted his head to dodge.

Toji appeared in front of them in a flash as he prepared to cut them in half at once with the soul-split Katana.

Toji looked Kakashi in the eye as he specifically started at his side.

'For some reason...' Kakashi thought. 'I can read his attacks like an open book.'

He ducked as he watched the blade soar over his head, he used the chance to punch the man in the gut.

The man didn't react as he continued, as both of them dodged the soul-split katana left his hand and he grabbed it once again moving it in a straight cutting motion.

Kakashi ducked once again but he didn't move his hands in time and lost all 4 fingers and the thumb.

But he didn't show any reaction.

He gathered chakra into his finger-less hand.

"Rasengan." He said.

The blue ball hit Toji squarely in the chest, he wasn't expecting a counterattack.

He landed right next to Gojo, the person in question struck him in the back.

[Black Flash]

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