Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah, I'd Copy

"You crying." Gojo asked without a hint of concern evident on his face.

No doubt he only even said anything to get a kick out of it, but Utahime dazed and confused took the hand he stretched out.

"Yeah..." She said confused.

She hadn't registered Gojo's last words so she thought he meant another thing, Gojo helped her up with a grin on his face. This was going better than he expected...

"Wait." Her vision was finally restored as she saw the person who had helped her up.

"Gojo!" She shouted.

Her face gave way for an unusual shade of red as she finally realized what Gojo had said.

"No!"

She backed away.

"Hey, it wasn't my fault you were crying." Gojo laughed.

"No! I wasn't!" She yelled as she ran away looking for Shoko.

She found her target and grabbed onto her, complaining while sulking away.

"Shoko." She wailed as she glared at Gojo and his new... accomplice?

He was no doubt shorter than Gojo, but they both shared the same hair color and he didn't wear the uniform for the school.

But why were they looking at his phone?

"Utahime, you crying?" She heard.

She suddenly realized that they had recorded it, her face once again turned red as her embarrassment washed over her.

Gojo was laughing while his accomplice only smiled a bit.

Geto came over, he had already absorbed the curse and was grinning, he was surprised by his own growth in the last week. He got the basics of a martial arts style down, but when it came down to it he was punching away without any fear in the world.

That was thanks to his special curse, he actually thought he would never use that curse but now that he started fighting independently sometimes he would be using it a lot more often.

He walked over to Satoru.

"Don't end up like Gojo or Geto." Shoko said albeit loudly.

"Don't end up like Utahime." Gojo snickered as he told Geto and Kakashi.

Mei Mei walked up, she headed for her temporary teammate, but the curse hadn't been exorcised rather it had been eaten so she didn't know whether she was done with the mission or the mission was extended.

Neither benefited her so she couldn't care less.

"Why are you all here, we were only in the mansion for two hours?" She questioned.

She couldn't put her figure on the reason why they would be rescued before they needed it.

"Two hours? You were gone for two days!" Gojo shouted.

"So the curses ability can disturb time." She reasoned.

Geto showed a smile, this was the ability of the curse so he would be able to use it too. He understood what it could do once he absorbed it, but this provided him with a more detailed explanation of what this curse could do.

It was like getting a cursed technique, with that cursed technique you would understand your technique but only after constant use you would be able to use it proficiently.

"Anyway since the mission is done we both report, and until we report we can't be separated. And since I worked overtime I can charge more." She decided.

'Mei Mei, always thinking about money.' Kakashi thought.

"Why is the kid here?" Mei Mei asked when she noticed his presence.

"I'm not a kid."

"He's here to observe." Gojo said.

"Observe my ass! I'm the one doing the most work anything the three of you get sent out!" Kakashi complained as Gojo lied.

"I'm here to observe your abilities." Gojo said with a smirk.

"Don't worry, he's supposed to help you become strong." She suddenly paused.

"Am I strong?" She asked Gojo.

"Yeah! You're strong Mei!" He said without a doubt.

Kakashi thought back to her other cursed technique and knew that without a doubt Gojo clearly wasn't being biased about his decision.

Her bird strike was the strongest move in her arsenal and the only people who would survive it were Gojo and Sukuna, him not included.

He was not even sure he would come close to that list for some time, Gojo had infinty and Sukuna had... well he was the strongest of the Heian era and took over Megumi's body.

"Did you guys put down the veil?"

"Oh crap!" Gojo yelled in shock. He had forgot.

Kakashi finally let out a good hearty laugh.

…

A man sat on a chair surrounded by many people, he had black eyes coupled with black hair. His skin was that of any normal Asian but his most noticeable features was a scar on the left side of his lips and his muscular body.

He wore a black long-sleeved shirt that stuck to his upper body coupled with black trousers and some black slippers.

His attire reminded people of someone whom was mourning, but if this specific person was mourning he would be in a sad mood, but he was expressionless.

He was watching a race, it was almost coming to an end and the person he had bet on was in 1st place.

"The winner is number 1!" The commentator declared.

This man grinned ear-to-ear, clearly to him there wasn't much that would make him smile but he not only smiled but grinned ear-to-ear.

"I win!" He exclaimed.

This man was none other than Toji.

He had won the race! There weren't many times when he won so he was always in the best mood when he won.

He immediately left, his room.

In some moments he came out later with 2 large briefcases, each containing 25 million each.

The man inside couldn't help but wonder what kind of person Toji was, for him to ask for the money in cash and not trust them to send it into his account showed that he didn't trust people.

But for him to ask for the cash and didn't even count it himself showed that he was impatient.

Toji laughed as he walked off, the feeling of winning x2 the amount you gambled for was like realizing that...

Sighing as he recalled that thought Toji walked to his house.

Buying a house wasn't a hassle for him but it was the fact that from this 50 million he had to pay his agent 6 million.

He walked into an alleyway, he refrained from using his speed so that the feeling wouldn't be short lived.

"Hey punk." Toji ignored the about 20 hoodlums that surrounded him.

"Hey, I'm talking to you." One of the several people said as he tried to body Toji.

However what he hit was different from what he saw, he felt like he hit a steel wall instead of a man with two briefcases.

"Punk! How dare you attack me. Get him boys!" The man shouted as he stepped back.

He felt a lot of pain after he tried to ram into the immovable wall called Toji.

The people behind him moved forward, bringing out pocket knives, daggers and other small sharp objects.

"I'll say it once: Don't get in my way." Toji spoke.

His voice audible to those who heard him but they thought it was the bluff of a dead man.

Someone moved forward trying to stab him with a knife, he didn't try to dodge and let it hit him. Not only did the weapon bounce back it also broke, not even digging into his skin.

"Man! What the fuck you on!!!" The man shouted.

Boom!

Toji struck the man with an ultra-light punch that would render him immobile for a year... or 3.

He got imprinted into the wall, on the very tiniest layer before he passed through it.

"I don't hurt kids, but if you force me you will all die." He said again as he noticed people below 18 were present.

'Shit, what type of steroids is he using!' The hoodlums thought as the impossible happened.

Not only did a knife break on this guy's back but he also punched someone with that kind of strength.

Unsurprisingly his threat didn't do anything and one of those "kids" rushed towards him and tried to stab him in the face with a dagger but.

Toji sidestepped him and "gently" removed the dagger from the kid's hand.

He cut the boy's head off and everyone was shocked that the briefcases were laying on the ground.

When did that happen.

He moved forward with a speed unknown to even a Jujutsu Sorcerer as he began ruthlessly cutting down his prey.

With a slight movement a man was beheaded, Toji moved towards another one and instantly stabbed him in 7 places before beheading him, flashing before their very eyes he cut someone into two.

He continued taking them out regardless of their age, as he was a blur to their eyes.

Not a single one was left alive by the time he was alive.

And it was all finished it under 3 seconds.

"Now that my business is done."

Toji picked up his briefcases and began walking away like nothing had happened.

A/N: Just finished writing chapter 36 (It took me 3 hours), I don't even like it when I finally finished.

You all have been warned.

On another note give me PS and collections.

The PS rates dropped seriously.