Jujutsu Kaisen: Nah, I'd Copy

"So, explain to me why I have to leave after I just came." Kakashi asked Gojo.

The two of them looked like they came from the same mother, both had snow-white hair, and an odd air surrounding them. However, one was taller than the other and the other seemed to be in a foul mood.

Kakashi was just asked to accompany the semi-grade 1 (not grade 1 yet) Mei Mei, but it wasn't by any higher-up for from Masamichi Yaga.

However, the request had come from Gojo himself, she was going against a supposed grade 1 after she found it and because of that she wasn't so confident about winning. That was where he came in, Gojo offered to send someone to accompany her.

The money-hungry sorcerer made sure there would be no strings attached before sending him her location. In most cases, sending a supposed "grade 4" sorcerer who just got promoted wasn't a smart course of action, but after seeing the 'mini-blue's destructive power he decided it would be all right.

Also, he needed to ask her about more tips on how to get more money; he was the heir of the Gojo clan, the one who would inherit the billions of yen they had – yet, he still found amusement draining people of said money that he considered to be money below pocket change.

"In reference to the earlier activities of the day, your capabilities are still hidden so it would be best if we could have someone who knows what they do supervise you." He said.

As much as Kakashi wanted to argue with Gojo, he still knew that he was actually doing him a favor; he didn't even know who Kakashi was a few days ago and now wanted to give him actual battle experience against a cursed spirit. He had only had fights with a bunch of rando grade 3's and the fact that they gave him a tough fight because he was only two days old in this world did not appease him.

Buuuuut, he wanted to be lazy right now, so his reason was better.

"*Sigh* How about this, i'll lend you some money if you agree to join Mei? How does 20, 000 yen sound?"

Kakashi felt deeply moved, even though there were no strings attached and he agreed to help Mei Mei for free yet still offered him money couldn't help but make him touched.

Unbeknowest to him that money was lying scattered around his room to the point that the money was used as a device of beautification to his already special boarding room.

"What do you mean by lend?" Kakashi couldn't help but ask.

"I'll just give you the money for doing this, you won't pay me back." He assured.

Kakashi thought about it for about 0.0 seconds and agreed.

There were currently over 5 holes in his house that needed repair. Not that he was going to repair them, he just planned to see if there was going to be any buyers and then disappear from the outside world, coming out occasionally to buy bread...

"Sure, I guess if you're really adamant about it, i'll go." He said. "However, I hope you arranged a taxi."

A smile suddenly appeared on Gojo Satoru's face that sent shivers down his spine.

"Well..."

A Few Moments Later...

"Oh that arrogant, cocky, rich, asian, spoiled brat!" Kakashi mumbled as he checked his phone.

Gojo had given him the name of the place and he had to use digital maps. He could have just given him a phone, yet he was forced to walk all the way there like a god-forsaken caveman.

For god's sake why did they invent cars if it wasn't meant to be used by people!

Kakashi finished cursing as something interesting, the road was more zigzagged than a construction site; and those places where hard to navigate around.

He turned to the right, however he came across a dead-end and the map told him to go straight, he then tried to vault over the large wall signifying the end of the street but the map then told him he was going off-track and then it said he should go straight.

There was clearly something wrong with this map but clearly he didn't know the problem.

In his dilemma Kakashi failed to pay attention to his surrounding, that was why he didn't notice that a teenage girl just passed him.

She turned to face him and he knew immediately that the person in front of him was Mei Mei: Semi-Grade 1 sorcerer.

Her blue hair was one of her most notable features, but her face was almost dazzling. He felt like he was looking at the person who God spent the most time making, her other features which included a D-cup and a nice butt.

However he only glanced at those aspects of her for a second so he wouldn't be considered as perving on someone he just met.

She spared him a glance, but only one word came out of her mouth.

"Gojo, when did you get so much shorter..." She seemed hesitant to complete it after taking a complete look at him.

His expression soured; it wasn't because he was called Gojo, rather, it was because he was called short.

In his past life where his father was a scientist who stood at 5'11 and his mother stood at 5'11, both of them were roughly the same height, just barely a couple inches was their difference.

Though, throughout his life he called his father 'old man' because he was old.

His mother was a figure he defined as so close yet so distant.

Buuuuuuttttt, he stood at 6 foot and surpassed both his mother and his father so why was this chick calling him short, he was at the fucking height requirement for the handsome men for Jesus Christ's Sake.

Her eyes scanned him for a few seconds and she realized her mistake, he wasn't Gojo.

"Well, he did tell me that he would bring me a bodyguard, lets go!" She said not even bothering to take into account the fact she called him short.

She walked ahead and stepped into the wall in front of them, there were ripples like water on it as he passed through the veil after she had.

The scene around him unfolded in his eyes. As he came into the street, he was far enough to see the world beyond this wall and saw there was another street beyond the wall. However, what he saw now when he entered the veil was that everywhere had gone dark.

Another thing was that tiny curses stayed close to each other, they seemed to be in a pack and from their sheer number he could tell that these were grade 4's in the flesh. He remembered a familiar person saying that the weaker the curses were the more they gathered around each other.

However, Mei Mei paid no heed to them and gestured for him to come with her. Apparently, the curses weren't interested with them and just continued doing whatever they were doing.

She gestured to him, he walked over. He guessed that she wanted to explain the plan, and that was what she did.

"Kid, what's your name?" She asked.

"Kakashi, ehh?" She then examined him again, "If I'm being completely honest with you I thought you were one of the sons of the Gojo clan head and just got the remains after Gojo took the most of the good parts."

'Ouch, there goes my pride..." Kakashi felt his grade go from hero to zero.

It wasn't his or her fault, in all honesty Kakashi was quite a handsome guy. It was just that Gege Akutami wanted to make it clear that his creation was superior, thus making an over of Kakashi.: Deep blue eyes, handsome face – though their personalities were mostly the same; goofy but serious when needed.

Still, that was the same experience as meeting a beautiful girl in your martial arts dojo and the first thing she tells you is "you're weak."

Not only would that make your confidence fall several time lower, it might also decrease your morale which in turn make you make several mistakes or lose fights and that would result in her words coming through.

"Anyway, enough chitchat. I'm going to tell you the plan and you must act on it without any mistake.

First I'll..."

Author's Note:

I notice that the collections have stagnated. Why will someone add this book to their library but when I reload Inkstone the collection would no longer be there?! Please someone should explain!

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