Chapter 205: Laying Eggs
A demon and a monk were honestly squatting on a big rock, and the monk circled around them once before shaking his head. Then, pointing at a big tree, he said, "Go squat on that tree!, remember, each of you make a nest and honestly squat there and lay an egg. After laying the egg, you can go. If you can't lay it... When I have nothing else to do, I wouldn't mind using you for some boxing practice."
Upon hearing this, Poxun and Ju Liusun both panicked, jumping up and shouting, "What? You want us to lay eggs?"
Tang Sanzang gave each of their heads a slap and said, "Who told you to jump up? Squat down and lay those eggs!"
The two glared at each other and after exchanging a look, they roared in unison, "We're fighting you!"
Boom! Boom!
The two erupted with the last of their strength within them!
As a result, the monk grabbed each by the hand and pressed them to the ground, giving them a good pummeling.
Finally, on a big tree at Mount Putuo, there were two human-shaped big birds hopelessly squatting there, motionless.
Next to them, a bald monk sat with crossed arms, staring intently at the two.
From a distance, the demon mother was completely stunned; today's events had entirely overturned her world view.
Just then, a Buddhist light shone nearby, and Guanyin stood next to the demon mother, asking, "Fellow Taoist, why don't you come and sit at my Mount Putuo?"
The demon mother was startled and was about to react.
Guanyin smiled slightly, and in that instant, it seemed as if countless worlds had opened behind him, with thousands of Buddhist wheels, and thirty-three Guanyins looked back at her!
In that moment, the demon mother knew she could not possibly be a match for the person before her, and she finally sighed, "Okay."
Guanyin withdrew his Divine Skills and smiled lightly, "I heard that the Asura Clan fights until death, but you seem a bit different."
The demon mother said, "The Asura Clan is born with defects, lacking in some of the seven emotions and six desires, which although makes us naturally suited for combat, ultimately leaves us unfulfilled. Having cultivated to my level, I've already mended all flaws. It's not that I fear death, but that dying now seems unworthy."
Guanyin nodded, inviting the demon mother up the mountain while taking out an image stone and recording Ju Liusun, considering what he might leverage from Ju Liusun later.
Meanwhile, Poxun and Ju Liusun were squatting side by side on a tree branch. Although both were extremely furious at Tang Sanzang, the treacherous monk, they dared not voice their anger.
So, they directed all their frustration at each other.
Poxun gritted his teeth and cursed, "You damn groundhog, it's all your fault!"
Ju Liusun retorted angrily, "Why blame me? If it wasn't for you refusing to stay put in the Nether River and insisting on coming out to fight me, would we be in this situation?"
Poxun shot back, "Not fight you? I'm lucky I hit you first! Otherwise, I'd be the only one squatting here! You seem honest enough, but everything you say is true! You called this, 'not very strong'? Does this look 'not very strong' to you?
Also, why did you run this way?
Are you happy now?"
Poxun thought about starting a fight again.
Ju Liusun also knew he was at fault, and huffed, "How was I to know he's this fierce? Stop glaring and think about how we can escape.
You're not really planning to squat here forever with me, are you?"
Suddenly, Poxun laughed.
Ju Liusun frowned and asked, "What are you laughing about?"
Poxun chuckled, "Can you lay eggs?"
Ju Liusun rolled his eyes and said, "Isn't that obvious? If I could lay eggs, would I still be standing here?"
Ju Liusun pulled out a water gourd, took a sip, and his mind was also filled with various troubles.
Divine Skills he naturally had, and summoning bird eggs from thousands of miles away was merely a matter of a thought.
However, with that baldy staring with eyes as big as lightbulbs, he felt it wasn't appropriate to make a move. What if he got caught? Wouldn't it just be another beating for nothing?
"Sigh…"
Poxun saw Ju Liusun with a worried expression and suddenly chuckled, "You can't do it, but I can."
"Pfft…" Ju Liusun spat out a mouthful of water, "What?"
Poxun proudly said, "When the old ancestor created us, he modeled it after Pan Gu's birth method, so we from the Asura Clan are born from eggs, not wombs."
Ju Liusun said, "But… you are a man!"
Poxun even more proudly said, "The old ancestor thought human reproduction was too troublesome, needing a male and female pair, and what if the gender ratio is unbalanced, or if one side dies out, wouldn't the entire clan perish? So, in the old ancestor's design, both males and females in our Asura Clan can reproduce! And we don't need a male-female pair, can solve it by ourselves."
Ju Liusun's eyes almost popped out, "Why didn't your ancestor just make you pop out of rocks? Wouldn't that be even easier?"
Poxun couldn't be bothered with him, instead silently started an unused method, beginning to nurture an Asura Egg within his body.
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Ju Liusun immediately became anxious, as the two of them squatting there was somewhat comforting, but if Poxun left, leaving him alone, wouldn't that be humiliating just by himself?
This won't do!
Ju Liusun started figuring out how to make Poxun unable to lay an egg.
However, after Poxun had brewed for a while and his face had turned red, he still hadn't laid an egg.
Ju Liusun laughed, "Where's your egg?"
Poxun replied with a bitter smile, "I forgot, I can only lay eggs in the Nether River."
Upon hearing this, Ju Liusun burst into laughter…
Smack!
A shoe hit Ju Liusun's face, and Tang Sanzang very annoyed said, "What are you laughing at? Squatting here half the day and not a single egg laid, and you still have the face to laugh? At least he tried, you just know how to laugh foolishly, believe it or not, I'll stew you and eat you as the egg?"
At this point, Tang Sanzang's eyes brightened, subconsciously glancing toward Ju Liusun's crotch.
Ju Liusun hurriedly pressed his legs together, waving his hands, "Forget about that egg…"
Tang Sanzang thought about it, it seemed he couldn't bring himself to eat that kind of thing. He jumped down from the tree branch, "You two better not think too much and just squat here honestly laying eggs. Anyone who messes around, hmm... I'll chase you down to your homes, and then have your whole family squat and lay eggs!"
Ju Liusun and Poxun felt bitter inside.
They would have liked to run, but with their strength being as it was, they knew very well that even moving a hundred thousand li in a step was useless, as that baldy was stronger than them and could definitely move faster.
The only option now was to try to make up for their failures, otherwise, they would just have to keep squatting here.
With no eggs to eat, the birds and wild animals on Mount Putuo had also been wiped out by the recent blast wave.
Wanting to eat meat was impossible, so Tang Sanzang simply went to the seaside and dived in with a splash.
Below the sea, two large crabs lay side by side.
Crab A: "Brother, let me tell you, I've learned a new Divine Skill!"
Crab B chuckled, "It was hard enough for us to become enlightened, and now you're learning Divine Skills? Just stay put…"
Crab A: "Brother, I'm serious, I'm telling you, I've mastered Instantaneous Movement."