Journey of Desires

Eh, sister is still angry, we need to figure out how to use silent teleportation without the nausea effect on the people being transported. In theory, if you combine the chain of the anti-motion sickness spell and weave it into the silent teleportation spell, then it won't make passengers sick.

But then it turns out that this spell will no longer be perfectly optimized and to use it, you need at least a trigger word, which is extremely impractical. Stop! Why didn't I just use the silent nausea spell first and then teleport the target where I need to???

***

Hee hee, I'm walking and watching Ban's facial expression change. Because of his tenacity, he's extremely accustomed to the fact that nothing harms him, and he can go into thought, and during this he doesn't control his facial expressions at all!

O-o-oh! Hahaha, now his expression was so funny, as if a fool had thought of something incredible, for example, created a wheel)

I bet my dinner that he finally figured out that you can use a spell against motion sickness. I wonder when it will dawn on him that I have been using it for the last 6 years?

***

While Ban was mentally storming, and Kilia was entertaining herself on a boring road at his expense. In another place, not so far away, only 400 meters ahead, 2 Akatsuki members were walking from the Bingo book exchange point. Kakuzu was in a very pretty good mood, since the proceeds from the last nukenin stone were quite good, and even the incessant stream of phrases from Hidan did not affect this state in any way.

They walked towards the brother and sister, and when there were 30 meters left, Kilia made a slightly surprised face with traces of anticipation of fun. She tugged Ban's shoulder and then pointed her hand forward. The moment Ban saw the people ahead, a very joyful smile appeared on his face. Kakuzu and Hidan noticed this, and the fact that Ban's gaze was directed at Hidan.

- Hidan, do you know him?

- This @#₽&@#? I've never seen him before!

But before Kakuzu could say the next phrase, Ban said from a distance of about 6 meters.

- Hidan! Immortal Hidan! Priest of Jashin and an unkillable person! It's you, right?

- Of course #_&@&, Hidan himself, who else? What do you @#₽+& want?

- I'm just very glad to meet a colleague in the shop! Not in the sense that I'm also a priest, but in the sense of unkillability, let me introduce myself, my name is Ban! Immortal Ban!

Kakuzu listened and watched, at first he was not interested in listening to the conversation between Hidan and someone else unknown, but as soon as the words about the immortality of this man were heard, Kakuzu immediately decided to pay closer attention to the blue-haired man.

- Really? And how the hell are you immortal? If you are not a priest of Jashin-sama? Prove it?

- Businesslike attitude? I approve! Forward, and with a song!

At the same moment, Ban rushed towards Hidan with his bare hands, he used quite a significant part of his speed, and to Ban's surprise, Hidan was able to react and keep up quite easily. Still, Ban did not expect that in this world, someone below at least a Kage level would have enough strength and speed to react to about 55% of his speed.

But the main strength of this Ban is not in speed, but in strength and endurance, and although Hidan was able to take the blow in time on his scythe, he was thrown straight into a tree that stood to the left of Kakuzu, about 4 meters away.

- What the #@&#, why are you so strong? Now I'll definitely have to fuse a few bones. Oh well, I'll give you to Jashin-sama and I'll recover in half an hour. Now come here &#&@+ you're a darned one!

Hidan rushed towards Ban, striking him with his scythe, which Ban did not dodge, he received a wound in the form of a strong cut on his left shoulder and the left part of his back, but grabbed the scythe and the chain and pulled Hidan to himself, striking him in the stomach with his knee and sending him into the same tree again.

- Well, your reaction is good, but you definitely don't have enough strength and endurance!

- Shut up! You @&#&#&.

Hidan stood up and cut his leg with the upper blade of his scythe, starting to draw a triangle in a circle, after which he licked the blood from the lower blade and began to cover himself in black skin with a white skeleton pattern on it. Ban just stood and watched this process with curiosity.

- Die the fuck!

With a similar scream, Hidan stabbed himself in the heart with the pin he pulled out a moment earlier, after which the wound he inflicted on himself was transferred to Ban's body.

- Aaaaaaah!

- Got it? Piece of shit!At first, enjoying the sound of his opponent's scream, he was happy, but the next moment he heard something completely different from what he wanted.

- Ha-ha! I'm just kidding! I said earlier that I am immortal just like you, well, or rather I am cooler than you, the wound you inflicted has already healed, look.

Lifting his shirt and showing his torso covered in blood, he wiped the left side with his hand and it became clear that there was no wound. Hidan was confused, and Kakuzu only became interested in what the regeneration speed of this immortal, as he called himself, was. The next moment, when Hidan had already opened his mouth and wanted to say something, Ban, already at a completely different speed, approached him and hit him with a Nodachi that came out of nowhere, as a result, he split Hidan in half at the waist, after which he struck the next blow right in the throat, first making two Hidans out of one, and then three.

Kakuzu reacted late because he did not expect the speed of the battle to rise sharply to such a level, and the only thing he managed to do was send his retractable hand behind Hidan's head and pull it to himself to save at least it, anyway, if anything, it can be transplanted to another body, Hidan's powers are based on serving Jashin, and he never developed his chakra channels and other powers, so he does not really need an ideal body with the necessary level of development. At that moment, a rather funny idea appeared in Kakuzu's head, maybe transplant Hidan's head onto a female body? You can even adjust the place of the head cut so that Hidan gets the vocal cords from a female body. For Kakuzu, listening to constant chatter, but with a female voice, will be much more pleasant than Hidan's annoying voice. But the next moment, Kakuzu's thoughts were interrupted by the appearance of strange distortions near Ban, from which a table and 4 luxurious chairs emerged

.- Let's talk? Don't worry, I'm not in the mood for a fight anymore.The next moment, Ban pointed to the chairs and sat down in one of them, while Kilia sat next to him, leaving the two chairs opposite for the Akatsuki duo.

Hearing Ban's phrase and seeing what was going on, Hidan was about to throw out his wave of indignation into the world, when Kakuzu shoved the Akatsuki cloak into Hidan's mouth, not allowing him to spoil this beautiful world with his, in Kakuzu's opinion, extremely irritating voice. Kakuzu smoothly took the Akatsuki cloak back, pulling it with his hand while Ban was talking and offering to sit down.

Approaching the chairs, Kakuzu sat down in the chair opposite Ban and put Hidan on the table. Kilia looked at Kakuzu with an extremely displeased look, why is he spoiling the table with Hidan's blood? At least water magic can easily clean things.

- I think we should first restore Hidan, because if we don't stop spoiling Kilia's favorite furniture, all three of us will be divided into three different parts. Give me his head.

To Ban's left, something happened that surprised Kakuzu a little, as two more parts of Hidan's body floated in the air towards Ban, after which he dripped his blood onto the cut site and pointed his finger at the body parts, a barely noticeable wave appeared near his finger, similar to the release of chakra into the outside world, and the body parts began to grow together. Hidan watched this with his eyes bulging, and Kakuzu thought for a moment and threw his head towards Hidan's body, during the flight the head hung in the air and the cloak itself flew out of his mouth. A moment later, having attached the head in place, Ban extended his hand towards the empty chair, as if indicating to Hidan that he should sit down.

While Hidan was coming to his senses, he still did not understand what happened, Kilia said "Household section, chain 27: Cleaning." The next moment, the blood that dripped onto the table began to gather in the air into a ball, after which it flew ten meters towards the forest and there disintegrated into its normal state. Then Kilia simply plunged into her thoughts, not paying attention to her surroundings. After ten seconds, when the silent, which is extremely strange for Hidan, Hidan came to his senses and sat down in an empty chair, Ban spoke.

- Well, that was quite interesting, it's been a long time since I fought someone who can calmly survive having lost most of his body. Hidan, I wanted to fight you and find out how dangerous you are. Thank you for a rather useful fight.

- What the hell is going on? Why are you recovering so quickly? And how did you stitch me back together. What the @_#@ do you even want now?

- Well, our meeting was accidental, and in short, I knew about you before, and sooner or later I would have found you anyway, for the sake of interest to see in practice how strong and alive you are. I am as immortal as you are, but I also have extremely strong regeneration, although I do not worship Jashin, my powers come from another source, but now it is not important. Kakuzu, I'm wondering if you have any collection of scrolls from the warring states, I need scrolls from the Uchiha, Senju and Sarutobi clans. Or maybe you know where I can find them?Hidan was about to start complaining, why is the topic of his worship of Jashin and immortality not important? But Kakuzu shut him up in time and started bargaining.

- There are scrolls from the Senju and Sarutobi clans, about 130 years old. The usual market price is approximately 800,000 Ryo for a scroll from these eras. I have 3 copies, 2 about Senju and 1 about Sarutobi.

- Hmmm, we don't have enough money to buy, but I can pay with precious stones or gold, okay?

- The market price of 1 kilogram of gold is 1.5 million Ryo, I sell scrolls for 850,000 Ryo per copy, the final price is 2,550,000 Ryo.

- So the price is 1 kilogram 500 grams. Do you have a scale with you? Or will you trust my weighing method?

- Weigh these items and tell me their exact weight.

Kakuzu should check if the method Ban is talking about shows the weight correctly.

- Everyday magic, chain 68: Scales.

The next moment, a dial appeared in front of Ban's hand displaying the weight of the objects that the user of the spell touches with his hand.

- Weight number 1 weighs 456 grams, weight number 2 weighs 701 grams, kunai weighs 156 grams, the bag weighs 1 kilogram 200 grams.

While Kakuzu and Ban were bargaining, weighing the exact number and exchanging, Kilia finally turned her attention to the surroundings, seeing only a rather funny situation, since Ban and Kakuzu did not pay attention to Hidan at all, and he sat and literally boiled with bewilderment and disappointment. A second later, standing up and kicking the ground, he picked up the scythe that lay in the park meters nearby and went further in the direction in which Hidan and Kakuzu were originally heading. Kilia could not help but ask.

- Where are you going?

- None of your business, tell Kakuzu that I went to the meeting place, let him catch up.

After which he plunged into thoughts about how to get the same regeneration as Ban, and how many people need to be sacrificed for this, or maybe some special and strong goal is needed?

***

 Well, what if Hidan was on the verge of depression as a result of such a fight, I did not expect to see at all. As soon as Kakuzu and Ban finished the deal, Kakuzu dissolved into a mass of clay, it turns out that it was an earth clone, from which one of Kakuzu's masks fell, namely the earth element mask, and the real Kakuzu came out from behind a tree that was nearby, he took out scrolls from the Fuinjutsu tattoo on his wrist, and handed them to Ban in exchange for gold. But before parting, he still asked how his brother got such regeneration? I'm already tired of this waste of time! 

- It was given to my brother by a drink, a thing very similar to the hero's water from the waterfall village, only there are no more such drinks left. And now I advise you to hurry, since your partner left about 4 minutes ago, saying that he went to the meeting place, besides, we are in a hurry!- We are in a hurry? Where?

- Yes, brother! We are in a hurry, and we are in a hurry to get the meat that you owe me, every second of time that we spend here postpones the moment when I will try the local culinary.As a result, we said goodbye to Kakuzu giving a rather quick answer to his question. Eeeh, meat, my delicious meat, when we arrive in the capital of the Land of Fire, when we rent the best hotel in the country) I will eat delicious meat, wash off the dirt for two days of travel and have a good rest. Vanna, wait for me!