Jimei Lu of the Three Kingdoms

There is plenty of wine, I'm afraid you won't be able to drink anymore.

Shocked by this, Lin Feng jumped up immediately after drinking ten catties of rice wine, stepped on the table in front of him, stared at Lu Bu and shouted: "Boss Lu, don't look down on me. Just take as much wine as you have." Come up, if we don't drink one of them today, this banquet will not be over!"

Huang Zhong patted the table with a palm: "Little brother, you are going to be drunk, Liao Hua, take your master home."

Lin Feng pushed away Liao Hua who was about to help him, and said with his tongue out, "I'm not drunk, I don't believe that I can't drink Boss Lu down today."

Is Lin Feng really drunk?

No.

This is typical of him pretending to be drunk.

It turned out that when Lin Feng was halfway through drinking, he suddenly had an idea, and a brilliant idea came to his mind.

You can't beat Lu Bu for sure, but what if you get Lu Bu drunk?Could it be that he still can't win Lu Bu who is drunk?

It's a pity that Lin Feng came up with this clever plan under the condition of drunkenness, and it was inevitable that he was not thoughtful enough. He never thought that if he got Lu Bu drunk, could he still be sober enough at that time?

Huang Zhong got up in a rage and came to Lin Feng's side. As soon as he held Lin Feng's arm, he found that Lin Feng squeezed his arm lightly. He looked down at Lin Feng. Lin Feng was using his body to cover him and kept winking at him. .

Huang Zhong immediately understood that Lin Feng was not crazy about drinking too much, but had other plans in his heart.

Although he didn't know what Lin Feng was doing, out of trust in his brother, Huang Zhong let go and said in a feigned hatred, "Okay, you can drink as much as you want, but forget it."

Seeing that Huang Zhong stopped blocking Lin Feng, Lu Bu couldn't help but smile, patted his palms a few times, and ordered: "Come on, bring out all the good wine that this general has treasured. Today I want to not get drunk with Brother Lin." Not return."

Following Lu Bu's instructions, the servants brought up seven or eight jars of wine one after another, each jar with a capacity of twenty catties of wine, and arranged them in a row along the wall.

Lu Bu stood up, pointed to the wine jar by the wall and said to Lin Feng, "Little brother Lin, do you think these wines are enough for us to drink today?"

Lin Feng shook his body on purpose, took a sip of alcohol and said, "Okay, Boss Lu is Boss Lu, it's fun enough. Come on, you and I will have a fight first and then we'll talk."

As he spoke, he walked over to pick up two jars of wine, and walked towards Lu Bu in a meandering manner.

Lu Bu raised his hand to take a jar of wine from Lin Feng, slapped open the mud seal, and was about to pour wine into the wine cup in front of him.

Lin Feng curled his mouth: "Cut, you're like a bitch, you still use a cup for drinking? Do you dare to drink directly from the altar?"

Lu Bu also stood up straight, raised the wine jar in his hand and said: "It seems that Lin Xiaodi is also a good wine person, but can you really drink this jar of wine again?"

"What if I drink you?" Lin Feng easily led Lu Bu into the army.

Lu Bu's alcohol also surged up, and he slapped his chest loudly.

"Brother Lin, if you can finish this jar of wine, I will make you my friend from now on."

"What's so difficult about it? Boss Lu, just be optimistic."

After finishing speaking, Lin Feng raised the wine jar

When he moved to his mouth, he swallowed frantically up and down his throat, grunted repeatedly, raised his head and drank wildly, Lin Feng drank a jar full of [-] jins of wine in one gulp until there was no drop left.

Snapped!

After smashing the wine jar, Lin Feng hiccupped, shook his head and said to Lu Bu, "Boss Lu, I've already drunk the wine, and I recognize you as a friend. But Boss Lu, you have to think about it. What is a friend? Friends can't frame each other, we became friends, and you can't try to frame me again in the future. "

Lu Bu rolled his eyes abruptly: "Little Brother Lin, what's the point? Why did I frame you for nothing?"

Lin Feng patted Lu Bu on the shoulder vigorously: "Even if something happens, you can't frame me, otherwise what would I use you as a friend for?"

Lu Bu was at a loss for words, and after thinking about it, he understood the twists and turns in Lin Feng's words.

"Okay, I, Lu Fengxian, will make you my friend today."

As soon as he raised his hand, Lu Bu poured down the jar of wine in his hand without changing it.

After Lin Feng drank the twenty catties of wine, he felt uncomfortable in his stomach, his head was a little dizzy, and his eyes were a little hard to open.

This time Lin Feng swayed even if he didn't need to act, and put his arms around Lu Bu's shoulder with a smile: "Boss Lu, I admit that you are the best in the world in terms of martial arts, but when it comes to drinking capacity, you really may not be my opponent. "

Lu Bu sneered at this remark, and hugged Lin Feng back with his backhand, saying: "It's useless to stop talking about that. Today we only talk about drinking capacity, not about martial arts. If we really want to discuss guns and sticks, I still have a good talk with Brother Han Sheng."

Huang Zhong and Liao Hua looked at the two supporting each other and went to get the wine again, and at the same time put their hands on their foreheads and let out a long sigh, this time they saw what a drunk maniac looks like.

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Lin Feng tried hard to open his eyes, but it felt like someone had glued his eyelids on, and it was a struggle to open them.The head can't move, as long as it moves, it seems to swell and burst.Someone whispered his name beside his ear, but the voice became misty and distant, and it was so distorted that it was impossible to tell who it was.

Dry lips touched the water glass, Lin Feng gulped it down, the cold boiled water flowed down the burning esophagus, causing Lin Feng to shiver violently.

Not long after the cold water entered his stomach, Lin Feng only felt a nausea. He covered his mouth with his hand just now, and the cold water he drank had already sprayed out along his fingers.

After vomiting for a while, his stomach sac was emptied again, and Lin Feng felt more comfortable now. Regardless of the dripping juice on his body, he turned over and lay down, moaning softly.

"My lord, are you comfortable?"

This time, Lin Feng finally heard clearly, it was Liao Hua who was asking.

With his eyes closed, Lin Feng shook his head, not wanting to speak at all.

"Little brother, now you know how uncomfortable it is to be drunk? Yesterday I asked you to drink less, but you just didn't listen. Whoever feels uncomfortable after being drunk will know."

This is Huang Zhong's voice of hating iron for being weak.

Lin Feng nodded weakly, his mind went blank, and he couldn't remember what happened after yesterday.

"Brother Lin, how about Yan'er pinching your head for you? Daddy drank too much wine, and it was Yan'er who pinched his head for him, but Daddy had never drank so much like Lin, and Yan'er didn't know how to pinch his head. It doesn't matter."

Yan'er is here too?Lin Feng was so uncomfortable that he just wanted to split his head, and he didn't care about any tenderness or affection.

Yan'er pinched his head, Huang Zhong patted his back, Liao Hua rubbed his legs, the three of them served Lin Feng for a long time, and Lin Feng finally opened his eyes smoothly.

Looking at the three people with concerned faces in front of him, Lin Feng coughed twice, and said with a wry smile: "Thank you very much. How much did I drink yesterday? I only remember having a pot with Boss Lu alone, and what happened later The impression is gone."

Huang Zhong shouted in a deep voice: "It serves you right! Yesterday you and Fengxian drank two and a half jars of wine, a total of [-] catties, so much wine, let alone drinking it alone, even if you drank it for a group of people, you would be drunk But you two are so good, your tongue is hard from drinking, you still want to drink, and you still want to drink.

Said that there must be a winner or loser. "

Enduring the throbbing pain in his head, Lin Feng sat up with Yan'er's support, got used to it, and when he no longer felt dizzy, he asked in a low voice, "So Boss Lu also drank too much?"

Huang Zhong stared: "Little brother, to be honest, did you plan ahead? From the beginning of the banquet, you wanted to get drunk and serve first?"

Looking up at Huang Zhong, Lin Feng didn't speak.

Liao Hua interjected, "My lord, I really can't say how much I drink. I've never seen such a big drinker in my life."

After Huang Zhong and Liao Hua's narration, Lin Feng finally understood what happened after yesterday.