Jimei Lu of the Three Kingdoms

"Wrong, two."

"Ah? Aren't there seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground?"

"It's riding a monkey, riding, riding on a tree branch like riding a horse."

"Is it riding a horse?"

"Yes. One day when I was drunk, I picked up a stone and threw it at the seven-treasure glazed cup bestowed by the emperor. There was a click. Guess what happened?"

"My lord, smashing the imperial treasure is a death penalty, it's over now."

"Fart, what's wrong with the Seven Treasure Glazed Cup!"

"Impossible, didn't it just click."

"Yes, it hit the ground with a click, didn't it hit it?"

"How can it not be smashed?"

"Isn't the captain drunk?"

"Yes, I forgot."

The unscrupulous jokes not only attracted the dull-mouthed gourd, but even Lu Bu and Huang Zhong stopped communicating and turned their eyes to Lin Feng.

With the audience's attention, Lin Feng became more and more mad, almost foaming at the corner of his mouth.

"and also......"

Lin Feng was speaking happily, when he suddenly turned his head to look at the muffled gourd and asked suddenly: "What's your name?"

Mouth-mouthed gourd listened incredulously. He never knew that there were such funny and strange questions in this world. Whenever Lin Feng asked a question, he tried his best to think about it, but none of the questions could guess the correct answer. Unexpectedly, Lin Feng suddenly asked He didn't think about such a simple question at the moment, so he answered casually: "The last general is a captain under the command of Lu Zhonglang, and his surname is Gao Mingshun."

Lin Feng was shocked when he heard this.

Hey, I met a nobleman when I went out, I didn't expect that this boring gourd was actually Gao Shun, Lu Bu's number one military trainer.

This Gao Shun is an extraordinary talent.

According to historical records, Gao Shun was a man of innocence and majesty. He didn't drink alcohol very well. He was very good at commanding soldiers. He had more than [-] subordinates directly under him, numbering [-]. They all had well-equipped armor and weapons. They had strict military discipline and fought bravely. The enemy camp can quickly capture the enemy camp, and they are invincible, so the troops led by Gao Shun have the reputation of "trapping the camp".

Chapter 044: Lu Bu Among People

In the early morning, the birds sing low and the wind is clear, and the blue sky and the green grassland meet in the distance to form a line, which makes people feel a sense of heaven and earth in their hearts.

After resting in the woods for the night, Lin Feng's group was invited by Lu Bu to go to Huguan.

To be precise, Lu Bu only invited Huang Zhong alone. The two stayed up all night last night, and it was not enough to discuss martial arts with each other. Knowing that Lin Feng and his party were about to return to Jizhou, Lu Bu insisted on inviting Huang Zhong to Huguan. You can also treat this opponent with comparable martial arts to a banquet in Huguan.

Anyway, Lu Bu didn't have a target for this tour, and he heard that Yu Fuluo's Hun army had been killed by Lin Feng, so he simply put aside all his affairs and concentrated on accompanying Huang Zhong back to Hebei.

Huang Zhong didn't ask Lin Feng for his opinion either. It was the fastest way to go back to Jizhou and go through Huguan. With Lv Bu sending him off, he would not have to leave ink marks with the defenders of Huguan, so he agreed immediately.

Lin Feng knew that Lu Bu had a crush on him, and he couldn't get along with Gao Shun. This Gao Shun didn't want to get in, except that he was suddenly attacked by Lin Feng and his name was revealed, and he returned to the state of a gourd with a muffled mouth, keeping his head down and saying nothing.

Liao Hua took care of the troops, and Lin Feng, who had nothing else to do, simply got into Yan'er's carriage, with golden lotuses on his tongue, smallpox in his mouth, and teased the beautiful women.

In the end, Yan'er did not choose to return to Luoyang or Chenliu, but decided to return to Jizhou with Lin Feng.

One is that she doesn't know how to face her parents, and the other is that young girls who are in love generally have lower IQs, and Yan'er doesn't want to leave Lin Feng's side.

After teasing Yan'er with a smile all over his face, Lin Feng tentatively went to hug Yan'er. Yesterday he broke through the hand-holding stage, and Lin Feng had won Long and looked at Shu, and wanted to continue the two-player game that was interrupted by Lu Bu last night.

Yan'er's shoulder was touched by Lin Feng, and his two beautiful crescent eyebrows frowned, which made Lin Feng's heart ache.

"What's the matter, Yan'er, aren't you used to me holding you?"

Yan'er gave a light pooh, beat Lin Feng's shoulder with a small fist, and said softly: "The concubine's heart belongs to the king, how can she refuse the brother's closeness, but Yan'er suddenly thought of the marriage that father had ordered for Yan'er, and for a while I don’t know how to refuse in the future, so it’s just a little troublesome.”

It was only then that Lin Feng remembered that Cai Wenji's first husband in history was called Wei Dao.

Lin Feng, who was full of pride, patted his chest, and assured Yan'er: "Don't worry, Yan'er, I'll leave that morality to me, if you dare to rob my wife with Lin Feng, if I can't get him to urinate, it will be fine." His kid has enlarged kidney stones."

Yan'er heard Lin Feng's vulgar words, although she was a little curious about what the kidney stone in Lin Feng's mouth was, her face was flushed at the moment, she pinched Lin Feng's upper arm with two fingers, and said angrily: "What nonsense, Hexi Weijia You are also a famous family, how can the disciples of their family be abused by you?"

"I don't care what Hexi Wei's family is, if he dares to rob my wife, even the emperor's children can be beaten! What is that Wei saying? Immediately sent troops to Hexi, killing all his family."

Such domineering words of love made Yan'er passionate, and she actually took the initiative to throw herself into Lin Feng's arms. Lin Feng embraced the beautiful woman in his arms, his chest was full of soft jade, and his nose was filled with the fragrance of his daughter's house. Tao Tao didn't know it for a while. Where are you.

Two days passed quickly, and on this day, Lin Feng led his troops into Huguan.

After setting up his troops, Lin Feng ran to Yan'er's room to give him a goodnight hug, and rushed back to his own room like a dog chasing a rabbit, and got into bed.

It wasn't that Lin Feng was in high spirits and was eager to come back to play a pistol (Yin Chong, I don't know how many like me have studied hand system for more than ten years, sweat), but it was game time again, and Lin Feng wanted to know what the mission reward was.

duang!

"You have completed the second phase of the serial mission Thousand Miles Raid, led the team to break out of the siege of the Huns cavalry, and successfully rescued Cai Wenji to return to Han. In view of your wonderful performance during the mission, the system will give you additional rewards: intelligence +5, leadership +2, Charisma +4."

I'm sorry, good things happen again and again, who said that if you are successful in love, you must be frustrated in the casino?Not only did we embrace the beauty, but the reward is also very powerful.

Lin Feng, Command 52, Force 80+5, Intelligence 55, Politics 50, Charm 54.

It's a pity that the points were scattered by the insidious system. If these points were awarded to the force value, why would Lin Feng be afraid of Lu Bu and Guan Yu's fierce Zhang Fei?Using whirlwind to kill us is also a super first-class general in his early [-]s.

"You ran into Lu Bu on the way home, which inspired Lu Bu, the hidden missionary. This mission is a mission that can be refused, and there is no penalty for refusing it."

Lin Feng, who was proud of himself, was so startled by the pop-up dialog box that he choked on his saliva, bent over and coughed until the sky was dark, as if he had advanced lung cancer.

After finally regaining his breath, Lin Feng hesitantly moved the mouse on the dialog box.

You can refuse, indicating that the task may be very difficult and may not be completed.But as a hard-working non-renminbi player, missing missions means getting less rewards. Judging from Lin Feng's current attributes, he is basically a garbage family, and Lin Feng is really reluctant to give up the opportunity to improve.

But just by listening to the task name, you can tell that it has something to do with Lu Bu. Lu Bu's No. 1 title in the world is really no joke. The force value is as high as 108. Every time Lin Feng sees it, he feels a little cramp in his calf.

After thinking about it for a long time, Lin Feng still gritted his teeth and chose to accept it. It is true that Lu Bu is awesome, but we also have Huang Zhong, a general who is against the sky. where to go.

"You have given the hidden mission to Lu Bu."

"Mission description: Lu Bu is known as the number one general in the Three Kingdoms. He has his own strength and bravery, but no matter how strong a person is, he also has weaknesses. Based on this understanding, you challenged Lu Bu Fengxian."

"Mission requirements: You must defeat Lu Bu once in a one-on-one situation. If you lose the battle or get help from others, it will be regarded as a mission failure."

Bang!

Lin Feng sat down on the ground.

It's too dark, too cheating!