It is Easiest to be Obsessed by Everyone

The moment Jung Hyena walked in, I felt I was going to stop breathing. 

She was already pretty, but when she dressed up intentionally, she was like a walking strategic weapon. 

The only men who wouldn’t fall for her must be gay. 

Her long, slender arms and legs were all on display, and while it was nice to look at, I didn’t know where to rest my eyes. 

It was a bit sad. 

I’d kissed her and touched her intimate areas, yet here I was, unsure of where to look just because she was revealing a little skin. 

Was this a leftover remnant of my chastity?

“Oppa.”

“You didn’t have to come.”

Trying to hide how nervous I was because she looked so pretty, my voice came out to be shaky.

“No. I had to come.”

Jung Hyena put down a large duffel bag next to her. 

It didn’t quite match her bright dress, but because it was Hyena, it looked like a special fashion statement. 

One thing’s clear: it doesn’t matter how you dress; it matters who’s wearing it.

“Work? Didn’t you say you had a lot to do today?”

“A quick coffee break won’t hurt.”

“Didn’t you already bring coffee earlier?”

“Drinking coffee with you is different.”

Her cheerful smile just warmed my heart. 

How can someone that pretty manage such a beautiful smile?

[Basic sexual desire: F]  

[Sexual desire towards you: B]  

[Affection towards you: S]

An F-level sexual desire meant sex aversion. 

B-level meant she was like most people, moderately into it. 

So, what did an S-level affection mean? 

It didn’t explain that. 

We enjoyed our coffee and talked about trivial things. 

No matter what I said, Jung Hyena responded enthusiastically, laughed occasionally and listened with joy. 

I started wondering if my sense of humor was more suited for an insider crowd rather than the nerdy engineering one. 

“Aren’t you supposed to go back? It’s been over 30 minutes.”

“Ugh! I don’t want to go back. What will you do while I’m gone?”

“I’ll just work on my laptop.”

“What? A laptop?”

I thought she was confused because she didn’t see a laptop. 

That wasn’t it.

“Oppa, you don’t even know how to use a computer, right?”

Chang-woo, Chang-woo. 

‘No matter what, isn’t it humiliating as a man to hear a girl say, ‘You’re a computer illiterate’?’

“Come with me. I’ll help you pick one out.”

“I’ve already decided. Luckily, the store has it in stock.”

“Then let’s go quickly.”

“You stay here and hold our spot. It won’t take 10 minutes.”

“Aww! I want to go with you.”

Everything she did was so cute. It was driving me crazy. 

However, one of us needed to stay.

“I’ll be right back.”

“You better hurry.”

I stood up and wore my mask and hat.

——

The manager, the staff, and the other customers all tensed up as soon as the handsome guy stood up. 

Fortunately, it appeared like he was just stepping out for a moment, so everyone was relieved. 

During the brief pause, the customers hurriedly placed additional orders.

Ding. Ding.

The handsome guy returned, carrying a laptop box the size of a TV box. 

Without exaggeration, everyone in the café was seeing a laptop box that large for the first time.

“Wow! Is that a laptop? I thought it was a tank box.”

“Of course, an extraordinary guy like him would use an extraordinary laptop. That’s insane.”

The staff whispered in awe. 

Then, one of the staff noticed something unusual about the vibe between the handsome guy and the beautiful girl.

“Boss? The handsome guy’s table is looking for a power outlet.”

Table number 6 was in the center of the hall, so there was no place to plug in.

“Oppa, we might need to move tables. There’s no outlet here. Should we go to another café?”

“Yeah. We might have to.”

No way!

The café manager hurriedly grabbed a long power strip and rushed to their table.

“Excuse me, do you need a place to plug in? Please use this.”

“But won’t people trip over it as they pass by?”

“It’s fine. Please feel free to use it.”

The manager placed the power strip and dragged the cable all the way to the counter. He could feel the silent applause from all the customers. They expressed it through their gazes.

———-

“The manager here is really nice, isn’t he?”

“Yeah. Now I see why you recommended this place.”

“The coffee here is delicious, and so are the cakes. Everything’s just great.”

I opened the box. 

I only took out the laptop, the cable, and the mouse, then folded the box and placed it next to the table.

“How long are you going to stay here?”

“Not sure. As long as I feel like it.”

“Then I’ll stay too.”

Jung Hyena opened her duffel bag and pulled out a MacBook Pro, and placed it on the table. 

When our eyes met, she smiled awkwardly.

“I’m going to do some work here.”

———

The handsome guy returned his empty cup to the counter and made a new order.

“One large caramel macchiato, please.”

“Thank you. We’ll bring it to your table.”

At that moment, the part-timer nudged the manager. 

The manager asked with an awkward smile, “That laptop looked pretty special. It must be a good one, right?”

“It’s a high-performance gaming laptop. The performance is so good that I use it for tasks beyond gaming. Actually, it’s also great for…”

Asking about the laptop hit the mark. 

The handsome guy’s face lit up as he began giving a detailed TMI explanation.

“If you ever need a gaming laptop, just let me know. I can recommend a good model for you.”

“Oh. Thank you so much.”

Eventually, the ordered drinks were ready, and it was time for the handsome guy to return to his table. 

The manager had delayed as long as possible. 

The part-timer asked, almost in frustration, “You said you’d ask if she’s his girlfriend.”

“How could I ask something like that right there? What if he never comes back?”

“True.”

The manager dusted off his hands, checked the sales on the POS, and chuckled.

“Wow. We’ve already hit yesterday’s total sales in just two hours.”

“Since the handsome guy orders coffee every 20 minutes, the other tables have been ordering more too.”

“I heard smart guys who use their brains a lot tend to consume more sugar.”

“I glanced at his screen. He was looking at some difficult, specialized foreign site. It was all in English.”

“I wish he’d buy out our café.”

“Me too. Me too.”

“What the heck, you guys?”

——-

As we worked on our laptops, we occasionally exchanged small talk. 

Every now and then, our eyes would meet, and we’d exchange glances. 

It almost felt like a date. Wait! This was a date, right?

“So why did you change clothes?”

“There’s only a bit left to do, and once I finish it all on the laptop, I can head home.”

“Do you still have a lot to do?”

“Actually, I finished earlier.”

“What? Why didn’t you say anything? I was waiting for you to be done.”

“I didn’t want to interrupt you, oppa.”

“When exactly did you finish?”

“Um. About an hour and 20 minutes ago?”

I felt so wronged. 

I started to speak, but then noticed the other tables and decided to send her a message instead.

[Me] We could’ve kissed an hour ago.

Jung Hyena hid her blushing face behind her phone. 

Wow! 

She could hid her face with a phone. Even her neck turned red as she fanned herself with her hand, then shyly looked at me and tapped on her screen.

[Jung Hyena] Shall we leave…?

I closed my laptop.

———

“Thank you! Please come again!”

The handsome couple left the café. 

Silent sighs of disappointment echoed from various tables. 

The male manager gazed out the window in daze. 

“They don’t seem like a couple.”

“Weren’t you saying that she looked like the main girlfriend earlier?”

“I thought so, but the girl treats the guy very carefully. It’s like she’s the one who’s more into him.”

The male manager told a white lie. He wanted to protect the staff’s mental state even if just a little.

“I figured that out yesterday.”

“Still, hearing they’re not a couple is somehow a relief. Not that he’s mine anyway.”

“What does it matter if he’s not mine? Just looking at him makes me feel good and extends my lifespan.”

“…….”

It was pretty clear they got up to head to a motel, but the café manager couldn’t say that out loud.

——-

As soon as we entered the one-room apartment, I tossed the laptop box aside. 

I pulled Jung Hyena into a tight embrace and crashed my lips against hers.

It had already been a day since I started my second life as the handsome guy. By now, I had enough confidence to be bold.

“Mmph. Mmph. Mmph…”

Hyena let out a muffled sound as if she couldn’t breathe, but she still wrapped her arms tightly around me, holding on with strength. 

Her soft upper lip and plump lower lip— I alternated between them, devoured and sucked them hungrily. 

The lewd sound of our mingling saliva echoed in a wild symphony.

I was already painfully aroused. 

I pressed my hard dick against her lower belly, wanting her to feel it. 

She had to feel it—there was no way she couldn’t. 

I wanted to see her reaction. 

What kind of expression would she make upon feeling my arousal? 

I pulled away from her lips and saw her long eyelashes flutter as her closed eyes trembled. 

Her face was flushed bright red as if she were suffering from heatstroke. 

Her prominent collarbone curved elegantly beneath her neck, and I couldn’t resist burying my face into it.

“Oh, oppa…”

[Basic sexual desire: F]  

[Sexual desire towards you: B]

A woman born with an aversion to sex was enjoying sex with me. 

Just one kiss had changed her like this. 

Each step forward must be raising her desire for me, right?

“Huh, huh, oppa… Huh…” 

I moved my lips along her collarbone and sucked on the pale skin of her neck. 

She tilted her head back, making a sound that was almost a sob, leaving her neck fully exposed for me to lavish with kisses.

‘This is driving me crazy.’

‘Why did her period have to start now?’

“Hyena, I can’t take it anymore.”

“Huh. Sob. Don’t hold back…”

“But you’re on your period.”

“I-I don’t mind…”

“I do.”

It was not just about hygiene or health. 

More than anything, I didn’t want to see any blood, especially not virgin blood. 

I wanted the first time to be special, when she wasn’t on her period.

“Then… Could you do it with your mouth?”