Isekai into Marvel/DC

“Wait so you, Dick, and Barbara were going to handle all of the talons attacking Bruce Wayne’s businesses?” Damian looked at the large box of capri suns I purchased for him to tell me the story before saying. “I think what I’ve said should have covered the first box. If I continue will you purchase another box for me?”

I had to question. “Why doesn’t Alfred keep a stock if it’s your favorite drink?” He made a sucking noise as he finished off his second pouch. “That would be your concubine Cassandra who consumes all of them whenever she stops by. Everything sweet gets eaten leaving me with no sweets for myself.” I could only laugh as I said. “Alright I get it, I’ll add Wayne Manor to the restock list on my Instacart account. We’ll do a thousand dollars of sweets and candy a month for you to finish your story.”

It didn’t make sense for him to hold back anymore. Before he had to watch what he ate but he could consume five thousand calories a day or zero in a week and his body would naturally use what it's given. He ate one of the snack cakes I brought as he continued his story.

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Damian Wayne’s Point of View

We made our way to technologies first. As much as I wanted to separate Dick refused saying I needed to practice working as a team. My small frame expanded and I had gained a few inches of height but I was still being treated as a child. I was still only five feet but I was only eleven years old. The sudden bulky body made it harder to pull off some of my acrobatic maneuvers but I could punch with enough power to knock a man out in one hit.

We made our way in through a skylight window and did an ocular patdown of the area. Seven talons walked along catwalks as they menaced the scientists in the center of the building. Large gargoyle statues were hung on the sides of the building and we could see a crawlspace underneath that we could crawl through to ambush the men.

As we begin thinking of a plan a man in a suit breaks in from the side. “You mother fuckers really messed with my scientists? Mr. Freeze is going to fuck you up!” He points at one of the talons before unleashing a freezing beam instantly turning him into a popsicle. Without stopping he turns to the next and begins to freeze him as well. The talons all begin to charge at him but in their distraction, they don’t notice the two in the back were taken down.

He freezes another before they start to melee with him. The man is beyond human in strength and while taking daggers he smashes one with his gun. Cold air leaked from the suit punctures and froze the wound closed, dagger still attached. One left they still aren’t aware and are completely blindsided by us while facing Mr. Freeze.

The moment they were all dealt with one of the scientists came running over to us. I think she’s about to thank us but instead screams a name. “Victor!” She practically tackles him while crying. “Your suit! It’s damaged.” With a truly happy smile on his face, he said. “Well, that’s what I have you for. You’ll keep me healthy.” The girl once again cried as he opened his suit and walked out. “V-victor. You can’t. Even just a minute outside the suit will have you bedridden for days.” They began kissing as he said. “It’s worth it to be with you, my love.” I turned away before saying to Dick. “Alright, looks like this area is safe.” I turned back towards him. “You, freeze man. Get back in the suit and make sure this area stays safe. More talons might show up.”

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“Holy fuck I forgot to cure Victor… I mean holy cow…” How did I forget? Was it another part of having my memories altered so I would forget about him or was I just a fucking idiot who forgot to get a doctor like Freeze underneath me? I had a bowl of popcorn made as Damian watched the new Fast and Furious movie that just came out. He stopped talking about what happened as he took a handful of popcorn and watched an incredible action scene.

The CGI was on a different level in movies compared to Earth but there were still similar franchises for people to watch. Vin Diesel was actually dating a hero for a while but they separated after it came out that she was cheating on him with her arch-nemesis. The action scene stops before he finally responds to what I said. “Exactly, getting that man indebted to you would be a huge boon… Also, I don’t care if you swear, it just shows you’ve had a poor upbringing.”

…”I’m going to make your instacart order only give you green beans and brussel sprouts if you keep insulting my upbringing. I swear because it’s the strongest exclamation of language. What sounds more urgent? Please, would you kindly get into my vehicle, or, GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!” I waited before saying. “Also, I swear because it was cool to do in school and never really swore in front of my parents, only in front of other children to make them think I was cooler than I am. I think it has very little to do with upbringing.”

He pondered if for a moment before stating matter of factly. “Fuck. Can you purchase me some more capri suns from your instacart? Buy me some fucking capri suns bitch!... I see where you’re coming from. I’ll have to think about this more.” I asked a question. “So what happened after you helped Freeze with Wayne Technology?”

He drinks down another capri sun before asking. “What’s in it for me?” Damn this kid! He’s so greedy… He actually reminds me of me when I was little. The big difference is I was poor so making deals was necessary to get things I wanted. He’s rich, what can I get him… “What do you want?” He just gives me a smirk before asking. “I want magic lessons. I’ve read the books but as the author, you must know more than what’s written down inside it.”

This son of a bitch… Well, I guess he technically is a son of a bitch. A bitch in heat who can’t get enough of my cream. Since I’m fucking his mom I do feel more likely to help him. “Alright, if you finish the rest of what happened then I’ll teach you magic.” I chuckled as I didn’t say when I would but he caught on. “What sort of time frame are we looking at and how much magic are we talking about? If you’re going to teach me one magical lesson five years from now I’d rather not make the deal.”

This mother fucker. Well, he isn’t a mother fucker, I am. Stephanie was trying to get me to teach some kids magic but it didn’t make sense until now. I’ll use this to score some brownie points with her while also hearing the rest of this story from Damian.