Incompetent Academy and Failed Heroines

16 – Semester (10)

He kept cutting mine, so I took my fork and knife. If you cut it big, you whisper that it will be a little smaller. If this is enough, he scolds me for saying that his mouth is so big.

“Oh my, you’re outspoken. Are you doing this in front of me who is not even married?”

“No, this one.”

“Oh, I will. Demana, now I will do it.”

She seemed to be embarrassed, her tongue shortened. Enboza Mensi always had a soft smile, as if Kite was lovely.

“Demana, Demana.”

“Professor?”

“Eni and Lia aren’t good at sharpening swords, ours are also worn out.”

Looks like he’s in his thirties, but he vomited at me playing pranks like this, so he put on an expression that he was really awake. Then she creates a spark from her fingertips, and she threatens to know what will happen if it sticks to your intestines.

“You don’t want to walk around with sparks coming from her butt, do you?”

As she reluctantly pulls her cutlery, Kite intercepts her cooking. Before long, she meticulously cut it with her not-so-pretty hands and gave it back to me. Somehow, I also warmed her heart. I hate to admit it, but I still think I like him.

“It’s like this because we grew up together since we were little.”

Under normal circumstances, the eldest daughter of a lord and the only son of a vassal could not live so peacefully. However, Kite was an illegitimate child and was only the youngest daughter born through an unfortunate affair with an employee. In comparison, I was a legitimate man who was born out of wedlock but was even recognized by my father. In terms of substance, I could have been seen as superior.

“You said you worked as Reddit, right?”

“Yes, my father was the captain.”

“What is your father’s last name?”

“Segulines. That is until you receive the fief.”

Kite blinked her eyelids in surprise. She gently pinched her thigh. From today, Uncle Ivor is our papaya. Seeing her crotch tucked in slightly and twisting her body, I think I got it.

“How did you meet Ruben?”

“I had a hard time subduing the bandits in another territory. You participated as an operational advisor.”

I couldn’t contain my curiosity so I asked.

“Do you know each other well?”

“Well, I liked it and I was tired of following it around.”

I wasn’t even surprised as a son, but Kite, a stranger, screamed shrilly. It’s not even a fuss. Anyone who knew Ruben de Norden in his youth would agree that he was more famous for his beauty than for his dancing.

Even I have never seen a man more handsome than my father. It is an ongoing fact that he, who is now over 40, receives more love letters than young people in their 20s. It comes from virgins, in several cases each month.

“Although I wasn’t the only woman who loved Ruben.”

“Oh, yes.”

—If you knew I was your son, you would be very disappointed.

“You must have participated as a servant to help the captain on the battlefield?”

“No, I mainly served as the rearguard.”

“Were you a crossbowman?”

“I have used up all my ranged weapons. A catapult when I was young, and a longbow when I grew up. I used the crossbow for a short time, but I made fun of it as it was only used by mercenaries, so I gradually got away with it.”

It doesn’t look very interesting. Well, what kind of pride are you bragging about getting a quick blow with Reddit? At my age, there are few guys who have played as long as I have, but there are plenty of people my age who have experience. Usually it will be 3-4 years.

“Is Ruben still handsome?”

“It felt like that.”

“If he was still a member of the Royal Knights, he would have continued to follow him, but he cut off the relationship when he heard that he had married a strange woman. An idiot, I submitted a resignation saying that I would be responsible for having a one-night stand with an unknown b*tch. After that, I decided not to see you again, so I didn’t even look for news, but it’s good that you seem to be living well.”

I lost my appetite.

“I don’t know much about Sir Ruben’s private life.”

“Yes, I was talking nonsense. Everyone knows, but it’s already in the past.”

Kite’s eyes were more pitiful than mine, so I changed the topic to her.

“How do you recover from regularity?”

Lia stopped her forking, and when she tried to say something, Enboja Mensi stopped her.

“It is transmitted from body to body, so you have to sleep with it to fill it up.”

It’s a subtle remark, so I pinched an important content.

“Same s*x?”

“That can’t be! Sleeping with members of the opposite s*x is standard, right?”

Pooh, Kite gushed water down her nostrils. Since Leah was covering her ears, I didn’t want to join in on this wicked joke, so I took it head on. Honestly, at my age, it’s even weirder not knowing the s*xual intercourse.

“Do you mean that semen contains vital energy?”

Gueek, Lia spit out what she ate.

“My stomach hurts.”

En Boja Mensi watched this skit with a calm expression, but she laughed and threw it away as if she had a fit. Kite was sweating profusely and was bearing the embarrassment of everyone else. He kept pinching my inner thighs, so he openly told me to stop.

“Passed!”

“What is it?”

“I’ll make you a real honorary assistant.”

“You didn’t even ask what I thought.”

“I’ll buy you something delicious every week instead. Isn’t that attractive?”

Let’s take it out saying I’ll think about it. Kite cleared her throat, dabbing the table with her fork. I noticed, and when I slightly turned my head, Enboza Menshi burst into laughter. She points out that she shows all her emotions to the point of being absurd, but she has been silent all along because she has nothing to say.

“I feel like vomiting.”

While saying that, Lia gulped down the churros and said the taste had changed.

“You guys eat it all. I will buy all of these.”

I didn’t want to talk more, so I diligently played with the cutlery and ate. As if it was hard to bear the silence that followed, Kite opened his mouth. I think I want to say I’m sorry for being late today, but no matter how I look at it, it’s a scratch.

So I kicked her calf with her peach bone. I also come crashing into it without losing. Soon, each other’s calves were entangled under the table, and a silent battle ensued. If you look at it like this, there is a corner that is surprisingly persistent while pretending to be very naive.

“Since I have news, I will wake up first. The leftovers here are packed, so take them with you.”

When her Enboja Mensi got up, Lia also followed her without any regrets. Kite stood up, holding on to the arm of her chair, wondering if she still wanted to eat. I bowed to the female professor and asked.

“Are you kidding, TA?”

“Yeah, but let’s use you during lectures. Shouldn’t you pay for the rice?”

They don’t listen to my opinion and turn around right away. The dress with a plunging back was barely visible whenever her messy hair swayed. I’ve never felt attracted to a skinny woman, but Enboza Menci’s backlight was very enchanting. As she watched mesmerized, kite sighed and sat down in her chair.

“Stop staring at me.”

“What?”

“Is that the expression of the person who doesn’t see?”

It’s really tiring to have your inner feelings fully exposed. Still, I denied it to the fullest and sat back down. It was awkward for a while, but I soon became comfortable. All leftover food is of high quality. Both of them have picky appetites, but they don’t seem to be on the side of gluttony. It’s clear that I only tasted one or two pieces and left it.

“Pong Pong.”

─It looks like there’s something I don’t like again.

“Yes.”

“Will I look good in clothes like that?”

“Well, the orange one might look good, but the size won’t fit.”

Let’s joke on purpose, holding the fork with a reverse grip is a threat. It’s not scary, it’s cute, so it just makes me laugh.

“I don’t think so…… ?”

I delayed answering because I didn’t want to lie. Well, when Kite wears her full back, she’ll be horny. Maybe it goes beyond that and looks vulgar. However, no matter how you think about it, such an outfit suits a slim beauty like Enboza Menshi. It would look ugly if he was chubby and had flesh on his back. I can see all the wrinkles on my back.

“Kite.”

─There’s no way it suits you.

“Tell me honestly.”

“You’re a decent woman, so that kind of clothes are okay.”

It seems to have gone well without getting hurt. Nodding his head, he chews and swallows his food. After Lia cuts off the portion she ate, the restaurant owner demands an extra fee to wrap her up. There seems to be a separate packaging fee.

“This is your dinner.”

“You?”

“I hate sweets.”

“But don’t skip it and eat it.”

It’s Galette. If you don’t take honey, it’s great for a meal replacement. That’s right, it’s pancakes that everyone eats as combat rations. I received it kindly because it was given. Now I’m going to go to the student council and rent a place.

“I’m going to go to the student council from now on.”

When I conveyed her intention not to follow her, she hesitantly lifted up her skirt.

“Look at this, didn’t you kick my ankle earlier? It was swollen, but it hit me again and it hurt so bad!”

I was really slightly bruised.

“Running would be impossible.”

“Yeah, it was really hard to keep up with you earlier.”

“I’ll give you alcohol later, so apply it. By the way, do I really have to go?”

“I know.”

At the same time, the self also arises. If you don’t know the way out, I told you to pack your luggage. I’m surprised to see if I’ve forgotten anything else. After getting out of the layered shady forest, a familiar landscape finally unfolded. I’ll have to remember the current path. For Kite’s upcoming birthday, I thought it would be okay to dine here.

“Deman, but.”

“I have to go right away.”

“I know, then what kind of clothes would suit a modest woman?”

It’s a question I’ve never thought of, so it’s difficult to answer. There are a lot of eyes to see from here, so I’ll answer in moderation and get out. There’s nothing good about being friendly. If kite can’t do it, then I must too.

“Clothes that don’t show bare skin as much as possible.”

“Like a nun’s uniform?”

“That wouldn’t be too bad either.”

To be honest, Kite is erotic enough to cover her body with her clothes. If she wears a dress that fits her body, wouldn’t she look feminine and attractive even without exposure? However, empirically, the best answer in this case is:

“You look good in your school uniform now. What are you thinking about I’m coming, see you in the evening.”

I got hit right away. Then he crosses her arms over her chest and follows her, but the speed is really slow, probably because her ankle hurts. She can’t keep playing, she just turned the corner. I moved briskly toward the student district used by the support department. I saw the student council building I had seen before and went in.

“A good place to practice archery?”

I just happened to have Rita-senpai, and I was able to deliver the matter right away.

“Yes, the bow loses its feeling after resting for a few days.”

“You are serious!”

As we smiled, the male executives of the student council watched us.

“Let’s go out and talk. Is the weather nice?”

“Rita has a meeting in 15 minutes.”

“I know, senpai. I’ll be right back, don’t worry!”