Implosion Spinoff: Haru Cooks with Malevolent Kitchen

Chapter 31: Perverted Thieves

Author: Geraint

Date Posted: April 19, 2024 Fri @ 10:09PM

The sun was warm today in Axel Town and it is a good time to wash our laundry when I noticed that my underwear was missing in my basket.

"Huh?"

I already knew who are suspects and immediately went to check them on their room.

"Lolisa! Where did you take my underwear?!" I opened the door without knocking and saw Shizu-nee lying flat on the bed sloppily while reading a novel book from her home world. She is munching a biscuit stick covered in chocolate cream while immersed in her reading.

She glanced to me for a moment and blinked twice then she just continued reading with no care while saying, "Oh, it's just Haru-kun. What is our lunch for today?"

"Have you seen Lolisa around?"

"Don't know."

Moving her legs while I'm standing behind her, I was tempted to see her underwear under her small skirt until it reveals that she was wearing my navy underwear boxer the whole time and I was completely shock that I couldn't speak while I'm shamelessly peeking at my own big sister's skirt. Before I knew it, her behavior is getting worse and she's slowly turning into our perverted little sister.

"Hey, Shizu-nee..."

"Hm? What is it, Haru-kun?" she yawned.

"Why are you wearing my underwear?"

...

Shizu-nee was silence as she moved out of the bed and sat on the side. She was too embarrassed to speak while she squirmed her body.

"Sorry... it's something for personal reasons... and I can't tell you."

Sensing a vibration on the wooden floor, I crouched down and looked under the bed when I saw my little sister naked while wearing only my underwear with her hand touching her inner crotch. It looks like she was already reaching the climax when she hid from me, seeing euphoria in her expression.

"Onii-sama~"

She was sweating profusely with drool dripping from her mouth and tears sliding down from her cheek. Her body was twitching from the pleasure that she was feeling.

"Lolisa... what are you doing?"

She froze and shivered when she heard my voice then she looked at me, realizing that I'm watching her.

"O-O-Onii-sama!"

She turned around, curling herself from shame while trying to hide her face from me.

I just can't believe what I saw in the room as I left in silence then close the door while leaning my back on the door. Taking a deep breath, I noticed Yunyun peeking from her room.

"Yunyun?"

"Haru-kun, did something happened?"

I decided to visit in her room and talk with her.

Sitting beside each other on the side of the bed, I noticed that she is acting strange and she seems to be nervous.

"Yunyun, are you okay?"

"No, I'm okay! It's nothing..."

I was concerned of her health and touched her forehead with my palm. Her temperature seems to be normal but she is a bit sweaty.

Since she's not saying anything, I just wrapped my arms around her body and I pulled her closer to me which surprised her. While embracing her, both of us started to calm down as we leaned our head with each other.

"Ummm..."

She finally started to speak with me.

"Tell me, I'll listen."

"You won't get angry, right?"

"Why would I do that?"

"Well... the truth is... Umm... I'm actually also wearing one of your missing underwear."

Revealing me those words, I pinched both of her cheek as her punishment while I'm feeling embarrassed of what she did.

"Ouch! Haru-kun, I'm sowwy..."

As for the punishment of the two perverts, I already have an idea in my mind and the next day in Crimson Demon Village.

"Umm... Haru? Are you sure this plan will gonna work?"

Bukkororii looks very frightened when I asked Shizu-nee and Lolisa to walk with him in front of the fortune teller shop and make Soketto jealous.

"Of course, if she gets jealous, the chance of making her fall for you would rose up. Just believe in me, the love Guru!" I gave him a thumbs up.

"But I think this would a bad a idea."

"Why did you think that?"

On both side of Bukkororii, Shizu-nee and Lolisa was giving him a threatening look while their arms are clinging with him.

"Death to all worthless men!"

"Any men who isn't Onii-sama should just die!"

Their intense gazes could already kill him mentally.

"Hieee!"

Bukkororii got paler and paler with their bloodlust.

"Haru, please save me!"

"Hahaha! Don't worry, that's their punishment and there's no any room for them to complain, right? Shizu-nee? Lolisa?"

While smiling at their suffering, the two remembered what they did yesterday and both of them felt guilty.

"Yes!" they responded stiffly.

"Hehe..." Yunyun just laughed awkwardly on my side.

When I noticed Soketto coming out of her shop, I immediately grabbed Yunyun in the wrist and pulled her in the bushes to hide together.

"Bukkororii, go! Shizu-nee and Lolisa, just do what I just told you!"

"Okay!"

The three of them walked together and Bukkororii became nervous and gulped. Soketto started to sweep in front of her shop when she noticed Bukkororii walking with two beautiful girls and she raised her eyebrow seeing them. Those two was trying their best to praise him while Bukkororii was awkwardly nodding at them.

Seeing Soketto pouting out of jealousy to them, I felt excited that our plan was working.

"Yes, it's working! Now, Soketto will think Bukkororii as a good man when some girls are competing over him. That's right, get jealous and don't let those girls take your fated man!"

Everything was turning out very fine until Bukkororii stumbled on a rock and he fell forward while dragging doen Shizu-nee and Lolisa with him.

"Kyaah!"

Bukkororii felt the softness of their chest pressing on his back and blood was dripping from his nose.

"Wah!"

"This is bad!"

I immediately jumped out of the bushes and ran towards them when I sensed danger coming from my siblings. Their faces turned dark as they summoned out their weapons.

"Enterprise, engage!"

"Lucifugus!"

Seeing his situation getting bad, Bukkororii crawled away from them then he quickly ran away.

"Erase that from your memory, you worthless guy!" Shizu-nee pointed her energy arrow to him.

"Only Onii-sama is allowed to touch my boobs! How dare you tainted me with your dirty body. Now, die!" Lolisa pointed her flintlock pistol, aiming for his head.

"Bukololi! Run!" I yelled at him.

"It's Bukkororii, you bastard!" he retorted while running in desperation.

"Why do you have to be a wimp at the last second?! Everything was already working fine just now!"

"I'm sorry!"

Shizu-nee and Lolisa was about to shoot him when I passed Bukkororii and took down the two with powerful wrestling move.

"Haru-kun--Ugh!" "Onii-sama--Ugh!"

The two of them got knocked out on the ground while lying down on my side.

Bukkororii quickly hid behind Soketto who looks furious as she pinched him in the ears then pulled him inside her shop.

"How about we have a little nice talk inside?"

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! I'm sorry, Soketto-san! It's a misunderstanding!"

In the end, things turned out great for Bukkororii even the whole plan was messed up but he was always getting beaten by Soketto as a training suggested by her in his organization. He doesn't need my help anymore and my job is done. It's all up to them to develop their relationship.

"Are you okay, Haru-kun?"

Yunyun was smiling down at me while giving me her hand and I grabbed it.

"Yeah."

---

Going home while brushing off the dust on my clothes,

"Have you two finally learned your lessons?"

"Yes."

The two of them responded at the same time.

"Please stop doing inappropriate things. It's a bad influence for Yunyun and Little Bell. I tend to forget that you two have already reached thirties in our past life."

"What are you talking about, Haru-kun? I'm still 20 years old."

"That's right, Onii-sama. Onii-sama will always be one year older than me so I am 16 years old."

Both of them are denying their real age.

"Then please stop doing indecent things with my dirty laundry!"

"Don't worry, Onii-sama. We won't do that anymore." Lolisa told me while smiling.

"Okay then--"

"But instead, we'll use the washed one!"

"Huh?"

Lolisa flipped up her skirt and showed me the underwear that she's wearing was mine again.

"Onee-sama, did the same!"

She flipped up Shizu-nee's skirt and showed that she also did the same.

"Not Shizu-nee too! You're supposed to be a role model for her, not get influenced instead!"

"Sorry, Haru-kun..." Shizu-nee was embarrassed.

I turned towards Yunyun who's been acting strange again and she was been silent the whole time that she blended with the background while looking embarrassed.

"Yunyun, don't tell me--"

"I'm sorry, Haru-kun but I don't want to lose to them and I got tempted." she slowly flipped up her skirt to me and revealed that she's wearing the same underwear which is mine.

"Please give me a break!" I face palmed.

(To be continued.)