Imperial Uncle

Liu Tongyi was wearing an official uniform and was going to change clothes.

Qi Tan and I were both in casual clothes and entered the dynasty. I said to Qi Tan at the gate of the imperial city: “If you are anxious and you are afraid of something being stolen, you can go to that place to occupy the place first. I will accompany Liu Xiang to change clothes. You must wait until Liu Xiang and I arrive before buying. “Qi Tan said gratefully:” Okay, uncle, that nephew has left first. Uncle Huang must remember to bring a silver ticket! ” Ran.

I smiled at Liu Tongyi: “My emperor’s nephew is too anxious, and everything is rough.”

Liu Tong leaned back: “His Royal Highness King Xi resolutely prevailed. When His Royal Highness King Huai was this old, he must have acted with the same care and thought as His Royal Highness.”

Is this boasting or derogating? Ran Si estimated that I still had some misunderstandings, but this remark came from his mouth, even if it was derogatory, I love to hear it. He dared to demean me in person, showing his unyielding conduct.

I smiled again at Liu Tongyi: “Liu Xiang is too well-known. Although I am already this year old, I still lose things here and there are some missing, so most of these emperors nephews treat me as a generation. I can’t always stand up to the uncle’s posture. “

There is still a long way from the city gate to Liu Tongyi’s sedan chair. I deliberately slowed down and walked slowly.

Fortunately, Liu Tongyi and I were not restrained in speaking. I said this and he replied: “The age difference between His Royal Highness and His Royal Highness was not too many. His Royal Highness was in their eyes, His Royal Highness and others are about a bit different. “

My oldest cousin, Shou Wang Xiang Wang, and the oldest are more than 50 years old. If my dad is alive, he is almost at this age. Think of me and them as if they are not a whole generation. So I said: “The words of Liu Xiang make me suddenly feel like a teenager.”

Liu Tongyi smiled, “His Royal Highness is too good.”

I was in a carriage and went to the Prime Minister’s House with Liu Tongyi’s sedan chair. Liu Tong leaned on the sedan chair and asked me, “Willn’t the Lord go back to get the silver ticket?”

I said, “I do n’t believe what Qi Tan said was the one used by King Zhou Wen. Often, it ’s a fake. Liu Xiang, you and I will go and see, and I ’ll see if the thing is really real. It’s not too late to talk about the delivery. “

Liu Tong leaned his head and said, “Yes, presumably selling antiques will not worry that the two princes can take his wine and not give them money.”

I said, “That is, not to mention we have Liu Xiang as a guarantee.”

Liu Tong leaned slightly and raised his eyebrows: “It turned out that Wang Ye had to pull the minister for this.”

I sighed, “Ah, that’s bad. I was seen by Liu Xiang.”

Liu Tongyi smiled slightly and bent over into the sedan. I followed the smile and got into the carriage.

The king’s carriage stopped in Liu Xiangshang Mansion, causing a little commotion in Xiangshang Mansion. When the king got out of the carriage, he saw a steward who looked at me three or four times, but he changed his color, but Liu Xiangzhi had his way. The rest of the people who peeked at the king dared to hide in the corners. When I was sitting in the main hall, The maidservant who came to bring tea and water had a little detective in her eyes, but her expression was very respectful and usual.

Liu Tongyi hasn’t married his wife yet, but the layout of the house is very elegant, no worse than a wife like me.

Speaking of my wife, I thought of the princess again, and my head began to ache again.

Fortunately at this time, Liu Tongyi came out after changing his casual clothes. He wore a jade-colored silk shirt, except for the official hat, and a hairband of the same color on his head. It was a little less rigid and more elegant. I temporarily again You can forget the princess.

He stood in the hall and said to me, “Master, are you going now?”

I cheer up: “Okay, let’s go.”

Qi Tan said that the merchant who sold the wine was on a large painting in the river in the suburbs of Beijing. When Liu Tongyi and I arrived, the twilight was heavy and the lamp was already on the painting.

Qi Tan is sitting in the Chinese hall in the painting cabin, holding a wine bottle and watching the dancing dancers dressed in the Western Regions dancing.

In addition to him, there are several people in the Hua Ting. Some of them are familiar to me. They are all noble children in the capital. Qi Tan made a mysterious look in a micro-suit to get up and ran, pulling my sleeve and whispering: “Uncle Huang, you are finally here, oh, Liu Xiang is here. Uncle Huang, no one here knows you Who am I? Don’t reveal your identity. “

I answered, and said in my heart, your kid is full of Beijing, and how many people will not recognize your face? Just pretending not to know you!

Qi Tan led me and Liu Tong into the seat. Although the rest of the people were pretending to be impassive, their eyes kept fluttering here.

Liu Xiang, the king of Huai, and the three kings of the emperor traveled together, and this miracle will be known to all dynasties tomorrow.

I asked Qi Tan, “Where is the wine you want to buy? It should not be the one you have in your hand.”

Qi Tan laughed: “How could this be in my hand? This is not to wait for the emperor … wait for the uncle you and Tong Gongzi, hasn’t boss Xu got it out yet?”

Then he sat on the side and said, “Boss Xu, the person I’m waiting for has arrived, you can take it out.”

The boss Xu looks 40 or 50 years old, Tang Zi has a face, a little bit fat, a half-old shirt, but it looks like a simple and honest look. He responded, bowed to this side and turned into a side door. After a while, he walked out with a wooden box.

Boss Xu put the wooden box on the case in front of Ben Wang and others, carefully and slowly opened the box cover. There was actually a small box inside, and then opened, and there was another, opened, and another. It was not until the fifth box was opened that the crimson satin was exposed.

This stuff is so packed.

Boss Xu held up a ball of red satin cloth, holding a soft raw egg yolk in front of Qi Tan.

Kai Tan rubbed his hands, took it, opened one by one.

A rusty variegated lilac lies on the red silk, describing the vicissitudes.

Seeing how rusty it is, it may not be necessarily what Zhou Wenwang used.

Qi Tan looked like he was afraid the fingerprints had stained it. He held it in his hands and turned it over the cloth. The king followed it and took a look. Qi Tan pointed out, “Uncle, look at the appearance of this wine bottle!” Look at this pattern again! It must be the antiquities of the Shang and Zhou Dynasties! Look at the rust marks again. Such thick rust cannot be accumulated for thousands of years. “

His eyes were burning, as if to penetrate my hand and my robe, directly to the place where the silver ticket was, and hook it out.

I silently handed the wine to Liu Tongyi.

Liu Tong leaned in his hand, looked at it, and said, “Boss Xu, looking at this wine, it doesn’t seem to be a thing of the Shang and Zhou dynasties.”

I had anticipated it and laughed.

Boss Xu was surprised: “This boy, I hope you don’t talk nonsense. The villain has always done business sincerely, how dare you take out fakes to deceive several VIPs.”

Qi Tan was even more shocked: “Liu … Tonggzi, you can see it clearly. This piece is clearly an ancient object with a long history. If it is not something in the commercial anniversary, what year is it? “

Liu Tongyi placed the wine bottle on the table and said lightly: “Look down, this wine bottle is a thing from last year.”

The night was deep, and the king returned to the palace with the stars.

Qi Tan was extremely decadent. The jug was determined by Liu Tong to be a fake, and it was a very poor one. Liu Tongyi said that making such fakes is very easy. First, cast a mold according to the style of the antiquities, and burn a pot of copper juice. You can pour as many as you want. Then throw it into the oil and soak it, bury it in the mud for a few days, dry it in the sun for a few days, repeat this many times, and finally bury it in the soil and soak in water. After about seven or eight months, you can rust Traces, simple and vicissitudes.

Everyone in this dynasty knows that, in addition to the three major tumors, there are two benefits in the court. The first benefit is Liu Xiang’s eyes, and the second benefit is Doctor Yun’s mouth.

Liu Xiang’s eyes judged it this way, Qi Tan was very uncomfortable. Someone else in the seat immediately called someone from the government to drag the boss to the door, and incidentally copied his goods.

Liu Tong leaned in and looked at it with interest, except that the big boxes of boss Xu, except for the wooden boxes, were almost all fakes.

The fakes were arrested, and the servicemen were thrown all over the ship. Gold, silver, bronze, iron, jade, and glaze were beautiful under the candles. Unfortunately, my nephew of Qi Tan had always looked bad.

I said, young people, you always have to go through some storms and eat a little to be more sophisticated.

Liu Tong leaned aside and looked away, picking up something and playing with it.

I looked at it, it turned out to be a small round jade, with white clouds like crimson patterns, crystal clear and cute, I guess this piece should be the material that boss Xu left for fake, it is red with dye itself Can be dyed into a bloodstone, pseudo-engraved a front celebrity seal.

Liu Tong leaned to look at it and put it back again. These counterfeits and other junior officers should all take back the yamen and present evidence in court.

Qi Tan was deeply injured by the wine, and after he came out of the painting, he said that there was still something. It should be where to drink.

When Liu Tongyi and I came here, it was not a big deal. They took a horse-drawn carriage in his house. The car first sent the king back to the palace. In front of the palace, I got out of the car and thanked Liu Tongyi: Today is really troublesome for Liu Xiang. “

Liu Tongyi also got out of the car and stood by the carriage smiling. “Master Wang is very polite.” In the night breeze, his jade-colored gown was slightly moved, like the ripples of a lake.

I found something out of my sleeve and brought it to him: “This little thing, I hope Liu Xiang smiles.”

Liu Tongyi looked at it slightly surprised.

I laughed: “My name is Stealing Flowers and Offering Buddha, and I hope that Xiang Liu will lift up his expensive hands. Don’t tell the Dali Temple Yamen to grab me. I think that such a small stone, it has nothing to do with it in the pile of fakes.

The corner of Liu Tongyi’s eyes curved slightly: “Master Wang doesn’t just make me deaf and mute, but makes me collect stolen goods.”

I said lonely: “Will Liu Xiang not accept it?”

Liu Tong leaned a little deeper into the corner of his eyes, picked up the little stone from the king’s hand, and raised his sleeve: “Thank you, Grandpa, the minister has left.”

I watched him step onto the carriage, and the carriage went away in the night, and this evening is almost equal to the past ten years.

Liu Tongyi’s stereotyped and pedantic appearance did not always turn out to be true.

Ben Wang was right.

Really a nerd, how could it be that he was a prime minister in his youth.

I stepped into the house under the smokey night breeze. As soon as I entered the door, I felt something wrong.

A man at the corner door tiptoed me and said, “Ah, my Highness, King Huai, you’re back.”

I saw this man and froze for a moment.

Not so, how can it be at night …

I hurried to the main hall, and the battles along the way showed that it was indeed possible.

I got into my whole shirt and stepped into the main hall. I just bowed my knees and said the familiar voice: “Uncle Huang is back at last, so please don’t hesitate. See you in your house. There is no need for such rules.”

I bowed: “See the emperor, I do n’t know if the Holy Spirit is coming, I have not kneeled to welcome him, I hope the emperor forgive me.”

My emperor’s nephew, sitting on the first and most central seat in the main hall, said impatiently, “Uncle Huang, straighten your tongue straight and say a few words to the uncle.”

I had to stand up straight and smiled, “Emperor, at night, why are you here?”

This sentence finally made the emperor satisfied a bit. He leaned on the back and took the tea presented by the eunuch. “I heard this evening that the home in the palace of the uncle’s king has become a little bit big, and the princess hanged her. Another suspect was hitting the wall and biting his tongue. In such a major event, the mother’s mother was unwell and had no energy to question. It is said that the uncle Huang has found no trace after entering the palace. He can only go to the uncle’s house to take care of the housework. I do n’t know if Uncle Huang will be too nosy? ”

Between the time when the king entered the palace and returned to the palace, it turned out that the palace had been tossed to such an extent.

I immediately said: “Housework disturbed the emperor, and the minister was terrified. The emperor was so compassionate to the minister, and the minister thanked him for nothing.”

Qi Yan lowered his eyes and dialed the floating leaves on the tea with the lid of the cup: “You must be terrified and thank you for your tears. Uncle Huang is so hard-working and pays more attention to his body. I heard that tonight, Uncle Huang and Liu Xiang are painting together. , Listening to Quer on the river, I wonder if I still have more thoughts at this time? “